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Alaska
02-20-2008, 09:30 PM
My purrbaby kitteh is on my lap purring, rolling on his back, head butting me, purring some more.

:'( :'( :'( :'(

I gonna miss him sooooo much when I drop him off at the girl's house tomorrow for 3 months!!!!!!!!

Alaska
02-20-2008, 09:31 PM
Yay!! I got some new stripper gear in the mail today!! I also shopped for shorts and new luggage---I finally had money as of this week to do something with, like prepare for Guam!

SundayMorning
02-20-2008, 09:35 PM
Alaska, I'm so excited for you! And ummmm if you need another home for your kitty....*subtly kicks Jake outside...thinks about it, kicks the allergic Hubby outside too* I'm available!

Dude does anyone remember a type of Keebler Fudge Shoppe cookie that had english toffee on the inside? They were my ATF but they discontinued them years ago. I was hoping to find them on some "retro candy" site but no luck. :'( Those were the nommiest.

Maaaaaaaaaaaaan I am never giving the dog bits of brisket again! :zombie:

Alaska
02-20-2008, 09:40 PM
Retro cookies.....do they have Giggle Cookies?!:O


Okay if you see me posting, start farting or something, (cuz we know sw is real life) because I have mannnnnnnyyyy things to be packing, and my plane leaves Friday afternoon!!! I mean like....I'm moving out of my apt. type shit, plus packing for 3 months.:-\ I need to stop being so nonchalant about shit and get like a ferocious A-type bitch, at least for the night.....cuz they are bitches, but you know they's have been packed and the apt. all swept and mopped by last week!!!!

cherryripeboy
02-20-2008, 09:42 PM
No, damn it. I don't know what I was thinking. Of course, I meant the Lounge.

I'm just tired and sick and unable to string a thought together.

I know what you mean, but I'm getting lounge and random thread confused also...

Quick fire up the TARDIS before time warps again, and we has some reverse parallelism...

Alaska
02-20-2008, 09:45 PM
Oh wait one more post I promise! It's called StripperStoreStoreez™


The owner's 12 year old daughter was there. She tells the other guy "I got an award at school today!! It was for trustworthiness!!" And the guy goes "Oh, that's cool....so do you get like, money or something?"

WOWWWW some men are beyond clueless. But it was so lol.




And when I got there, there was a girl who I overheard say "Yea, I have no funds in my checking account." She leaves, and 5 minutes later comes back in to ask "Do you guys take checks?" :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

cherryripeboy
02-20-2008, 09:48 PM
Would it be super weird to have a giant antique chandelier (or hey, even the bottom part to look like it's coming from higher up) in an apartment?

If you have a big enough space it will look fine. I've seen some apartments, that have a high celling in the foyer. Depends on the room it is in.

I think I'm hunting wabbits!

Alaska
02-20-2008, 09:49 PM
Yes, there's a reason Beavis and Butthead takes place in Albucrazy!

cherryripeboy
02-20-2008, 09:51 PM
Retro cookies.....do they have Giggle Cookies?!:O


Okay if you see me posting, start farting or something, (cuz we know sw is real life) because I have mannnnnnnyyyy things to be packing, and my plane leaves Friday afternoon!!! I mean like....I'm moving out of my apt. type shit, plus packing for 3 months.:-\ I need to stop being so nonchalant about shit and get like a ferocious A-type bitch, at least for the night.....cuz they are bitches, but you know they's have been packed and the apt. all swept and mopped by last week!!!!


Good luck and knock'em sensless.

leilanicandy
02-20-2008, 09:57 PM
Yes I miss paige also!

cherryripeboy
02-20-2008, 10:14 PM
Time for bed!!

I want some donuts!! I want something better than donuts... I want some more money... moar money moar money.... must spend.

Is it donuts or doughnuts? I'm tired....

ChaChaRoo
02-20-2008, 10:17 PM
I hate cat pee:ill:

stellaforstars
02-20-2008, 10:33 PM
I can barely keep my eyes open, thanks to drowsifying meds.

Goodnight, SW. Please don't erupt into more drama whilst I am gone...or when I come back, for that matter.

OdysseusNJ
02-20-2008, 10:33 PM
Ahahahaha... I just got a phone call, "Hi, it's ___ from ___ magazine. I just wanted to know because we spoke before - how are your orgies doing?"

So I give some silly confession and got fifty bucks. Cool.

What what?

veronicavale
02-20-2008, 10:36 PM
Suck. My bf left yesterday for a weeklong work trip, and I miss him terribly. Especially cuddling with him in bed and nuzzling into his neck and smelling him. boo. At least my kitty is here to keep me company. I guess they are kinda similar...both cat and bf snore and like to cuddle.

Scarlett.Oz
02-20-2008, 10:46 PM
^I'm going away and I got's no kitty, maybe Cally will snuggle me?

XS

britt244
02-20-2008, 10:49 PM
the club closed at midnight tonight bc it was that dead. unfortunately, i cant sleep anymore apparently, so i'd rather be sitting at work than sitting at home.

my anxiety is high tonight.

i want a boy to come overrrrrr. he did tell me once, recently, that if i asked him to he would. but then last week when i texted him he didnt answer me. if he didnt answer me again i'd feel stupid.

Yekhefah
02-20-2008, 11:09 PM
So who DID order a llama?

britt244
02-20-2008, 11:26 PM
my teeth hurt.

tonight was not good but im still looking at more bath products to order online. i dont need them. i just love getting things in the mail.

TheTempest
02-21-2008, 12:16 AM
Tonight was decent at work. I would have made 500 at least if I had stayed until Tuesday but I started to get a tummy ache and I didn't want to spend 2 hours farting on custies. Well, I kind of did - but I'd rather save my energy for Friday when I'll probably be working from 4pm to 3am.

BrunetteGoddess
02-21-2008, 12:24 AM
There are some seriously mean, spiteful, self absorbed people on here.

It feels like high school all over again.

Meh, ttfn.

ColetteCalahan
02-21-2008, 12:33 AM
Tempest... NOT SMART to post that kind of info on this board... please edit!!!!

uhh, btw, are we in the midst of a mini troll invasion? I'm seeing a lot of first-time posters today...

Budai
02-21-2008, 12:39 AM
There are some seriously mean, spiteful, self absorbed people on here.

It feels like high school all over again.

Meh, ttfn.

IMO, some people ought to be reincarnated as dung beetles because all they do is keep shit rolling...

BrunetteGoddess
02-21-2008, 12:42 AM
:rotfl:

mollyzmoon
02-21-2008, 01:00 AM
I'm starting to feel sorry for our club's resident whore. She's liable to get burned on a stick. I've never seen a person be so viciously shunned/ tormented in all my life. I've never seen her do any extras, though I know she admits to the whoring. When caught with a guy's tongue on her tit she said "the manager said I could do what I'm comfortable with, and I'm comfortable with A LOT". Heh. I know I shouldn't sympathize with the extras girl, but there is something plucky about her defiance.

She's preternaturally beautiful as well. She has the best body I've ever seen with my own eyes, hands down. I can't help but feel she'd get more slack if she were an ugly girl doing a bit more for the bucks. I don't know where this is coming from...I hate extras for all the reasons I should, but I'm afraid this girl is going to get her block knocked off after work someday. People literally want her head on a stick...I think it's the mob-mentality that scares me. That was a bit long for random, but it's been on my mind and I can't sleep and tonight sucks.

Lunarobverse
02-21-2008, 01:01 AM
Wow, I spent most of the night eclipsed. I'd ask what I missed, but it would probably take as long to explain it as it took to actually happen.

And why is there llama dung all over the place? Shouldn't someone clean this shit up?



OK, actually I saw "There Will Be Blood" with a friend, thereby completing the Oscar Best Picture Quinfecta. "TWBB" is mesmerizing, indeed. I shall ruminate and then make my prediction and my choice in a day or so.

Me tired. G'night. No time to catch up.

PookaShell
02-21-2008, 01:40 AM
Is that scary? I love scary. ^^^^

I feel like I just won the lottery because a court show is on (note the I hate not having cable thread.) And at 2:40 am nothing ever comes on besides inomercials. And since I started working I've missed my court shows haha.

Also - I wonder if Sc101 or whatever her name was posts under a diferent name now.

kitty260
02-21-2008, 01:54 AM
^I'm going away and I got's no kitty, maybe Cally will snuggle me?

XS

!

What's this I hear you're coming to 'Peg? I've got costumes to unload! *hint hint*

And Callyfish, I know you stalk me on here ( in a good way). Save me sometime before you go. I'm mommied out. Seriously. I need to be in the company of grown-ups minus the young 'un.

ETA: I've got a little picture/birth announcement for you too, so we def. have to hook up sometime.

Scarlett.Oz
02-21-2008, 02:00 AM
^Hell yeah, I'm very short on 'stumes, but I is broke. What size are they? (If tips permit).

XXXXS

G-Real
02-21-2008, 03:11 AM
So who DID order a llama?

Probably the same person who came up with

Alaska
02-21-2008, 03:48 AM
^^Llama jamz. Almost as good as

OMG 2 LEFTOVER SUBWAY[/SIZE]

omg llama jamz

Alaska
02-21-2008, 03:49 AM
^lol that was crunk

paintgoddess
02-21-2008, 03:50 AM
I've been watching the Cosby Show late at night lately. It makes me happy. Woo.

Alaska
02-21-2008, 03:55 AM
^Plus Fran Drescher

aussiebelle
02-21-2008, 06:19 AM
I've got to get up and go to work in 4 and a half hours and I'm not even tired for bed yet. Damn my sleep clock and being so nocturnal.

Djoser
02-21-2008, 06:33 AM
Fuck! My club has a 4 PM meeting tomorrow, then I have to work--and I still can't sleep. It was a great night, a ton of new dancers to get the music down with, major equipment blowout, etc. It went really well, though, which is why I can't sleep. Plus a few weeks hiatus to go sort out my mom's stuff in Daytona, the adrenaline kicks back in, like a new club. Back into Season we go...

Lysondra
02-21-2008, 07:24 AM
I got a red leather laz-e-boy and a vacuum for free. :D

Taylorlila
02-21-2008, 07:52 AM
My mom got laid off from her job of like 10 years last night. I'm super stressing over it. She doesnt have her drivers liscense and nothings going to pay her that much starting out. Ugh ugh ugh.

Lysondra
02-21-2008, 08:06 AM
YAY investments. I bought a $700 .2 carat VS1 diamond today for $300. I'll be tucking it away for the future. <3

I love my gem collections. This is my first loose diamond. I only had rubies, garnets and sapphires until now. (My sapphire cost more than my diamond! But my sapphire is like 3 carats)

Lunarobverse
02-21-2008, 09:15 AM
Morning, everyone!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/notwantdecaf.jpg

Darcy Foxx
02-21-2008, 09:18 AM
fuck, i love being a part of godsgirls.com

i am having so much fun with the community over there, and the modeling, and just being part of it all :)

TigersMilk
02-21-2008, 09:25 AM
I have a pimple on my ass I just popped. It hurt to sit down. Don't even know where it came from? Makeup save me now!

BrunetteGoddess
02-21-2008, 09:26 AM
WOW!!!!!

Darcy Foxx
02-21-2008, 09:39 AM
i crack me up sometimes. a recent myspace exchange...

from a 19 year old kid in the UK:

DO U do one night stand i could pay u if so name price arrangement of place my house is fine.

my response:

okay sure my flat fee for one night is $10,000, you'll also need to cover my flight from australia though. i only fly first class, and i prefer to fly with qantas rather than british airways. if qantas is unavailable, singapore airlines will be fine. also please tell them that i require an extra pillow on my seat. whilst in the united kingdom i would prefer to stay at the hilton in london, so if you're far away from london you will need to cover my transport to your place and back to my hotel. taxi will not be acceptable, i only travel by private car.

please let me know if my requirements suit your needs and financial position.

Lunarobverse
02-21-2008, 09:42 AM
^^^Would you take him up on it if he agreed? ;D

Lysondra
02-21-2008, 09:42 AM
Sorry about the other thread DarcDarc... I'm not trying to be rude... I'm just trying to physcho analyze like...everything....wtf are you doing awake?

Taylorlila
02-21-2008, 09:44 AM
Morning, everyone!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/notwantdecaf.jpg

Oh that made my morning. ;D That is exactly how I feel.

PrettyCurlieQ
02-21-2008, 09:47 AM
Wow, so I guess I missed some real MF drama! What is going on with SW?!

Darcy Foxx
02-21-2008, 09:50 AM
Sorry about the other thread DarcDarc... I'm not trying to be rude... I'm just trying to physcho analyze like...everything....wtf are you doing awake?

drinking beer and eating doritos.

i've been painfully nocturnal this week. :-\

Lysondra
02-21-2008, 09:52 AM
drinking beer and eating doritos.

i've been painfully nocturnal this week. :-\

Aww, that sucks... I've been having the same issue... is it because of the heat and no aircon?