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cameron_keys
02-21-2008, 08:35 PM
I'll travel with you! Put me in your suitcase! I'm fairly...moderately... less than fat... I'll fit! :-*

You have obviously never seen my suitcases. I'm a CHRONIC overpacker..I dont think I can fit a toothpick into my suitcase a this point no less a human!

britt244
02-21-2008, 08:39 PM
I want a snow day too - but my job doesn't close. Ever.

I know how you feel about the pills. I wish there was just a magic pill to take to feel super. I take Paxil and I still feel shitty a lot.

i just want to feel nothing. i want to feel numb. what pills will do that?

i am losing it over the most ridiculous thing right now.

but.. amazingly.. i just feel sad. i dont feel anxious. usually when i cry i get so worked up i get myself into a panic attack. maybe thats from the pill i took earlier. does it stay in your system long?

cameron_keys
02-21-2008, 08:40 PM
i just want to feel nothing. i want to feel numb. what pills will do that?



If you find one...let me know? I dont want to be sad or in pain any more and nothing works on me.

Lady Jade
02-21-2008, 08:42 PM
HEY! I am not a slut. I don't kiss on the first date. Oh. Wait, no, I am a slut. LoL

Jade is seriously the cutest thing EVER. She's like my fantasy woman - tiny, beautiful, sarcastic, big boobies, Asian, and a total nerd. Hawt. :-*

Twas great to meet you, btw. We'll have to do it again!

I had a blast! I never have any girls to go make fun of the silly things in the mall with, and I got to do that tonight, yay! Although I think boy was a bit frightened because all of the SWers he's met so far are, well, so much like me. He thought I was all unique and stuff! :D

And if you keep it up with those compliments, I might have to bump you up on the wife list! ;)

TheTempest
02-21-2008, 08:52 PM
You have obviously never seen my suitcases. I'm a CHRONIC overpacker..I dont think I can fit a toothpick into my suitcase a this point no less a human!

And I'm definitely not a toothpick. -pops da booty- Actually, so am I. I pack waaay too much. But the offer is always there to stow me in your carryon. :)


i just want to feel nothing. i want to feel numb. what pills will do that?

i am losing it over the most ridiculous thing right now.

but.. amazingly.. i just feel sad. i dont feel anxious. usually when i cry i get so worked up i get myself into a panic attack. maybe thats from the pill i took earlier. does it stay in your system long?

I don't know any of those. I thought I found it with paxil for a while... then I realized I was getting pissed a lot and freaking out anxious so I had to lower the dosage.

Although, Oxycotin was close. It's also close to heroin though.


I had a blast! I never have any girls to go make fun of the silly things in the mall with, and I got to do that tonight, yay! Although I think boy was a bit frightened because all of the SWers he's met so far are, well, so much like me. He thought I was all unique and stuff! :D

And if you keep it up with those compliments, I might have to bump you up on the wife list! ;)

I would love to see Ody's face if he saw you two together. He thinks I'M harsh! ;D

I'll bake YOU cookies. -bats eyelashes- I also have a tongue like Gene Simmons, like giving massages and live 15 minutes from you. -batbatbat-

cameron_keys
02-21-2008, 08:58 PM
And I'm definitely not a toothpick. -pops da booty- Actually, so am I. I pack waaay too much. But the offer is always there to stow me in your carryon. :)



I don't know any of those. I thought I found it with paxil for a while... then I realized I was getting pissed a lot and freaking out anxious so I had to lower the dosage.

Although, Oxycotin was close. It's also close to heroin though.


I also have a tongue like Gene Simmons, like giving massages and live 15 minutes from you. -batbatbat-

OK..climb in...you're coming to LA with me.

I realize the rest wasnt to me but Oxycontin does nothing for me. Nada. Tic tacs.Of course...this crappy high tolerance has kept me from ever doing "real" (illegal) drugs because really,why bother? They wont work anyway.

tongue? Massage? I can haz yes?

cameron_keys
02-21-2008, 09:06 PM
Ok..apparently my bird has taught other birds in the neighborhood how to meow like a cat. I'm outside and I hear a bird a cpl houses away meowing JUST like him!! I wonder if they have a cat...if not they must be mystified!

TheTempest
02-21-2008, 09:10 PM
OK..climb in...you're coming to LA with me.

I realize the rest wasnt to me but Oxycontin does nothing for me. Nada. Tic tacs.Of course...this crappy high tolerance has kept me from ever doing "real" (illegal) drugs because really,why bother? They wont work anyway.

tongue? Massage? I can haz yes?

I was on liquid oxyfast that my Dad had left over from when he was 500lbs and his lower discs were crushed by his weight. I took it because my ligament in my right ankle improperly healed after a tear and the bone would pop out of place all the time. It was fun. But now I've developed an allergy to opiates apparently (I break out in hives from percocet - or did the last time I took it in 05 or so) so that's not so fun.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaay trip with Cam!

And yes, I love to give massages and dis my tongue. You can haz. All you want. ;)

SundayMorning
02-21-2008, 09:11 PM
And I'm definitely not a toothpick. -pops da booty- Actually, so am I. I pack waaay too much. But the offer is always there to stow me in your carryon. :)

LOL I really read "in your caravan" the first time. I was like "damn, I know Cameron said she's a heavy packer but geez!"

Cam good luck with the trip! I know it'll all go fine.

Now everyone go look at the pics of me and Stella in the picture forum! I craves love and appreciation like you crave pics of naked hot chicks. Total win! ;D

Lunarobverse
02-21-2008, 09:11 PM
One of my most favoritest things about SW is all the girl-love. Damn.

I don't think there are many other communities on the intertubes with such a high concentration of hottness, geekishness, and just plain awesome humanityness.

But... yeah, the girl love is great, too.

I just got back from a 3 mile run in the rain. Felt good. Now I must shower (alone, dammit) and eat and chat on SW and watch "Lost" and stuff.

SundayMorning
02-21-2008, 09:12 PM
Life is good, eh Lunar? A return to living in Austin is sounding mighty nice right about now, huh?

cameron_keys
02-21-2008, 09:14 PM
And yes, I love to give massages and dis my tongue. You can haz. All you want. ;)
DAMN!! UPtil now mine was the longgest tongue I'd ever seen...guys at work ask me all the time if I'm related to Gene Simmons( I have a habit of sticking my tongue out at them!). YOURS is longer then MINE.

AND massages??

Marry me????? Pllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeee eeeeeeeeee?

TheTempest
02-21-2008, 09:15 PM
DAMN!! UPtil now mine was the longgest tongue I'd ever seen...guys at work ask me all the time if I'm related to Gene Simmons( I have a habit of sticking my tongue out at them!). YOURS is longer then MINE.

AND massages??

Marry me????? Pllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaassssssssssseeeeee eeeeeeeeee?


Yay! But yew is wifey number 2. Lady Jade is number 1. ;)

-massages Cam-

Lady Jade
02-21-2008, 09:15 PM
I would love to see Ody's face if he saw you two together. He thinks I'M harsh! ;D

I'll bake YOU cookies. -bats eyelashes- I also have a tongue like Gene Simmons, like giving massages and live 15 minutes from you. -batbatbat-

Haha He texted me back tonight all like "Que?" so I told him he sucked because he couldn't come out to play tonight!

Boy and I have a rule that we can mock each other all we want as long as we're creative and funny about it. We've known each other for like 8 years now, so there's plenty of ammo!

I can bump you to Wifey #2... but you'll have to fight rozz if you want the top spot! Maybe... pudding wrestling? }:D

Yekhefah
02-21-2008, 09:15 PM
Okay. One post before I start writing, and that is to cream in public about the massive Lush-gasm I just had. Started with a bath: very hot water, half a Creamy Candy melt, a Butterball bomb, and 1/4 of a Comforter bubble bar. While I soaked, I used H'Suan Wen Hua on my hair (apparently regular protein treatments will help it grow back faster and stronger) and the Sacred Truth mask on my face. Shaved with Alkmaar, washed my hair and conditioned it, stepped out of the tub. Moisturized my skin and applied Enchanted Eye Cream. Blow-dried my hair, which is now so fucking gloriously soft and shiny and full that I almost don't miss my length. Oh, and then I put on some Lip Squeak lip balm (BEST SMELL ON EARTH).

I feel so silky and beautiful and moist and warm and ahhhhhh.

Gonna have some fingerling taters with A-1 sauce and then settle down to write for the rest of the night. No more StripperWebbing. So no drama while I'm gone, kids!

sxybrat07
02-21-2008, 09:18 PM
Haha He texted me back tonight all like "Que?" so I told him he sucked because he couldn't come out to play tonight!

Boy and I have a rule that we can mock each other all we want as long as we're creative and funny about it. We've known each other for like 8 years now, so there's plenty of ammo!

I can bump you to Wifey #2... but you'll have to fight rozz if you want the top spot! Maybe... pudding wrestling? }:D

HEY HEY HEY!!!! WAITTTAAMMIINUTE! what about me? :'(

britt244
02-21-2008, 09:21 PM
i would love to take a hot bath right now. but i need to go to sleep.

please let it be a snow day tomorrow. its supposed to snow and freezing rain late at night and in the morning.

my bliss scrub is amazing. i just used it on my feet (my feet have to feel clean or i cant get in my bed. im weird. no shower bc i showered this afternoon and i am far too lazy for another.) and even my hands feel so soft from rubbing it in!

Lady Jade
02-21-2008, 09:22 PM
HEY HEY HEY!!!! WAITTTAAMMIINUTE! what about me? :'(

But... she's going to bake me cookies and give me massages! Ummm... the three of you can puddling wrestle for me? I will cook the good foodz for everyone!

Lunarobverse
02-21-2008, 09:25 PM
Life is good, eh Lunar? A return to living in Austin is sounding mighty nice right about now, huh?

Tempting... but Portland is graced by Yekhefah, Susan, holiday, needtodance, Gypsy74, sun child, hearts... and many more I'm neglecting through no fault of their own.

Those pics of you and Stella are muy calienté, indeed. But I might need more convincing... 8)

TheTempest
02-21-2008, 09:26 PM
But... she's going to bake me cookies and give me massages! Ummm... the three of you can puddling wrestle for me? I will cook the good foodz for everyone!

Hehe. I gets bumped up. I fights for Lady Jade! (Can it be butterscotch pudding... dat's my favorite... I likes to lick it off things... hehe)

I have no idea why I'm talking like a lolcat.

Lunarobverse
02-21-2008, 09:27 PM
Okay. One post before I start writing, and that is to cream in public about the massive Lush-gasm I just had. Started with a bath: very hot water, half a Creamy Candy melt, a Butterball bomb, and 1/4 of a Comforter bubble bar. While I soaked, I used H'Suan Wen Hua on my hair (apparently regular protein treatments will help it grow back faster and stronger) and the Sacred Truth mask on my face. Shaved with Alkmaar, washed my hair and conditioned it, stepped out of the tub. Moisturized my skin and applied Enchanted Eye Cream. Blow-dried my hair, which is now so fucking gloriously soft and shiny and full that I almost don't miss my length. Oh, and then I put on some Lip Squeak lip balm (BEST SMELL ON EARTH).

I feel so silky and beautiful and moist and warm and ahhhhhh.

Gonna have some fingerling taters with A-1 sauce and then settle down to write for the rest of the night. No more StripperWebbing. So no drama while I'm gone, kids!

I'm trying to think of something dense and boy-ish to say right now.

...

...but then I just think of you soaking in a hot bathtub naked and...

Oh, right. You're not online now, are ya?

Lunarobverse
02-21-2008, 09:28 PM
Hehe. I gets bumped up. I fights for Lady Jade! (Can it be butterscotch pudding... dat's my favorite... I likes to lick it off things... hehe)

I have no idea why I'm talking like a lolcat.

Because lolcats rock?

Lady Jade
02-21-2008, 09:28 PM
Hehe. I gets bumped up. I fights for Lady Jade! (Can it be butterscotch pudding... dat's my favorite... I likes to lick it off things... hehe)

I have no idea why I'm talking like a lolcat.

It can be whatever pudding you ladies would like!

And talking like a lolcat is fun, I do it all the time! :D

sxybrat07
02-21-2008, 09:31 PM
Hehe. I gets bumped up. I fights for Lady Jade! (Can it be butterscotch pudding... dat's my favorite... I likes to lick it off things... hehe)

I have no idea why I'm talking like a lolcat.

Mmmm....pudding.


Every time I see Lunarobverse, I read it as Luna-rob-verse, and get confused as to why the hell someone would name themselves that...then I get the oh, duh, moment, and read it correctly. Dur de dur.

TheTempest
02-21-2008, 09:33 PM
Mmmm....pudding.

This fight might end up being less scratching and biting and more licking and splashing. LoL

cameron_keys
02-21-2008, 09:44 PM
(Can it be butterscotch pudding... dat's my favorite...

Yes..we must get married. Butterscotch is my fav too and nobody else ever likes it!!

And Yek..when I come up can I take a Lush bath?? I wanna see what the orgasms are all about!! I've only tried a few Lush products and I'm in love with them...a whole bathtub full?? I might never leave Portland!(its ok..I dont eat much and wont take up much space I promise)

Ow. Clipped my birds wings tonight so hubby wont be chasing down the flying rats while I"m away..they dont listen to him as well as they listen to mommy...and I hold them up against my chest when I do. It calms them. But my poor chest is all clawed up from themflexing their little feet against me trying to perch on my boobs. So forgive me if in my next few movies I look like I screwed Freddie Krueger...

Yekhefah
02-21-2008, 09:49 PM
Cameron, you can totally have a Lush bath. Do you not have a bathtub at home? I had to live for about a year in an apartment with no bathtub and it was sheer hell!

Lady Jade
02-21-2008, 09:50 PM
^^^ Yekh, aren't you supposed to be writing???

Lunarobverse
02-21-2008, 09:55 PM
OK, jig's up. She's actually over here, and we're posting and taking turns on SW in-between bouts of awesome hot monkeysex.

Come baaaaaaack to beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed, red-headed beauty... Don't make me break out the bullwhip...

:bullwhip:

TheTempest
02-21-2008, 09:56 PM
Yes..we must get married. Butterscotch is my fav too and nobody else ever likes it!!

Wow... two dream women in one day. Cameron and Lady Jade.

Lord knows I need all the internet girlie lovin' I can get since I can't get none in real life!

Lady Jade
02-21-2008, 09:57 PM
Wow... two dream women in one day. Cameron and Lady Jade.

Lord knows I need all the internet girlie lovin' I can get since I can't get none in real life!

We need to get all the hot women together. I'll cook dinner and set up the butterscotch pudding vat for wrestling! }:D

ellebelle
02-21-2008, 09:57 PM
I just got a spray tan from a new place with their own formula.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo brown. So very very brown. And not orange!!

I seriously look like I'm of another race. So happy!!!!! And no streaks!!

veronicavale
02-21-2008, 09:59 PM
Yes..we must get married. Butterscotch is my fav too and nobody else ever likes it!!

I looove butterscotch as well. I wonder if it's something only pretty girls like?;D

Yekhefah
02-21-2008, 10:00 PM
I wish, Lunar. I was taking a little break while eating. Back to work now.

Scarlett.Oz
02-21-2008, 10:00 PM
^Nah, cos I like butterscotch too

Lunarobverse
02-21-2008, 10:00 PM
Wow... two dream women in one day. Cameron and Lady Jade.

Lord knows I need all the internet girlie lovin' I can get since I can't get none in real life!

I find that difficult to believe, Tempest.

OK, time for "Lost"! Be back later! Don't break the StripperWeb while I'm gone!

Lady Jade
02-21-2008, 10:00 PM
Ok, I didn't post whore much, but it is time for bed! Boy fell asleep sitting straight up on the couch, probably not a good sign. Goodnight, SW!

cameron_keys
02-21-2008, 10:21 PM
Cameron, you can totally have a Lush bath. Do you not have a bathtub at home? I had to live for about a year in an apartment with no bathtub and it was sheer hell!
I have a tub but its gross..so until we can renovate it...no baths for me.

RoseLeigh
02-21-2008, 10:22 PM
Ok, I didn't post whore much, but it is time for bed! Boy fell asleep sitting straight up on the couch, probably not a good sign. Goodnight, SW!

Nighty-night for me, too. Sleeepppy.

sun child
02-21-2008, 10:33 PM
Today I --
1) made an appointment to see an orthodontist
2) made an appointment to see a doctor for a physical
3) made an appointment to see a dentist
4) made an appointment to see a dermatologist

Hooray. I also learned a valuable lesson at work tonight. And I dunno...I feel like maybe I should find a new club to work at. I'm really not feeling the stripper money vibe lately. It's sad.

mollyzmoon
02-21-2008, 11:29 PM
^^^Hey, good job. That's a lot of phone calls. I hate making appts.

The plow men came by all our little side streets and knocked away the snowbanks that had slowly taken over the pavement. I knew the street was shrinking because I'd back into the snow every time I took my car out, but I still can't get over how big the roads look now. Winter is so claustrophobic here.

Yekhefah
02-21-2008, 11:30 PM
Oh fuck it. I'm stuck, and I'm tired.

Now that I'm all shaved and silky and scented, I would like nothing more than a good hard pounding. Le sigh. Off to go dig BOB (my Battery-Operated Boyfriend) out from under the bed, I guess.

TheTempest
02-21-2008, 11:32 PM
Ick. I'm already worried about going to work tomorrow. The snow is supposed to be getting bad as I'm heading in.

I should really go to sleep. I was going to ten minutes ago.

But first...

TheTempest
02-21-2008, 11:33 PM
800 posts!!! I can haz no life!

Sophia_Starina
02-21-2008, 11:37 PM
Why arent you in bed young lady?

Sophia_Starina
02-21-2008, 11:38 PM
OMG Snow!

stripperMBA
02-21-2008, 11:46 PM
I am too tired to Jello Wrestle. Damn Flu!!!!!!!!:wife:

lestat1
02-22-2008, 12:39 AM
Don't you hate when someone is, like, a dozen or so posts away from reaching 2,000 posts and they just start posting away, randomly, with little to no contribution to the actual topic at hand? It's like, geez, make a new thread, or an actual contribution. What, in six years of being a member you've discussed everything? Please. There has to be something more to add. Really annoys me. :P

cameron_keys
02-22-2008, 01:08 AM
Damn insomnia. Took 1 1/2 sleeping pills and nothing. I have to fly tomorrow...I NEED SLEEP. please sleepytime..come...

BalletBaby
02-22-2008, 01:34 AM
Where is the looove, the looove, the loooooooooove......