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TheTempest
02-22-2008, 10:35 AM
Fuck. Of course I agreed to work the 4pm-12am shift on Wednesday and if I call out the manager is going to give me crap. I think I'll have my Dad call and say he won't let me leave the house. LOL

I don't know... it could get better out by 3pm. And maybe the sleet and rain won't freeze overnight. And maybe there will be 1400 billion customers. And maybe a pig just flew by my window.

No, wait, that was my Dad. hehe.

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 10:36 AM
I don't know... it could get better out by 3pm. And maybe the sleet and rain won't freeze overnight. And maybe there will be 1400 billion customers. And maybe a pig just flew by my window.

No, wait, that was my Dad. hehe.

Ummm... you didn't drink any more wine after dinner, did you? :D

Callyish
02-22-2008, 10:44 AM
Wahoo!! Scarlett.Oz will be here in a few hours :biggrin:

Mastridonicus
02-22-2008, 10:45 AM
who'd have thought SC0101 would be responsible for the most successful thread on SW?

britt244
02-22-2008, 10:45 AM
oh, cam, have a good trip!

ok, for reals. pilates. starting now. if anyone sees me post in the next half hour, yell at me.

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 10:46 AM
*lures britt into posting more*

sun child
02-22-2008, 10:46 AM
I have a crush on the owner of my club, and I barely know him.
I think sometimes I am not attractive enough to strip.
I need a change, I need something big that will make me happy again.

TheTempest
02-22-2008, 10:58 AM
Ummm... you didn't drink any more wine after dinner, did you? :D

No. I'm naturally like this.

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 11:06 AM
No. I'm naturally like this.

Yay! I finally met someone who hallucinates more than I do! :D

PrettyCurlieQ
02-22-2008, 11:07 AM
I'm so freaking hungry, but I'm 'saving myself' for lunch with my bf. He needs to hurry up and leave work so I can freaking eat! I NEED SUSTENAINCE! AND SPELLING LESSONS!!

Lunarobverse
02-22-2008, 11:11 AM
I have a crush on the owner of my club, and I barely know him.
I think sometimes I am not attractive enough to strip.
I need a change, I need something big that will make me happy again.

I think you're beautiful. :)

Many people find happiness and self love in taking action towards a goal, or self-improvement. Perhaps your appointments for checkups and such are a step in that direction?

cameron_keys
02-22-2008, 11:13 AM
oh, cam, have a good trip!

.

Thanks! I have to leave in like 20 minutes and I'm freaking out. I"m such a baby about traveling

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 11:14 AM
Thanks! I have to leave in like 20 minutes and I'm freaking out. I"m such a baby about traveling

*sneaks into cam's carryon bag*

RoseLeigh
02-22-2008, 11:16 AM
Snow day=MST3k and cleaning (and maybe studying). Hurrah.

Lexi
02-22-2008, 11:18 AM
There's about 7 inches of snow on the ground, and its still falling.

Damn

desavirsire
02-22-2008, 11:20 AM
My head still hurts, I ate something and took motrin. Ow, this sucks...

hannah83
02-22-2008, 11:21 AM
I just woke up, I feel so lazy. Still sick though, so that sucks even more. I most likely won't be able to go out tonight with everyone. :( Sad...

And I *really* want some pizza right now. I don't even like pizza so this is strange for me. I might just order some. Sounds better than going outside and having to drive to the store. My roomies have officially ate everything in the house.

Lunarobverse
02-22-2008, 11:22 AM
No. I'm naturally like this.

We've found your super-power! You're a seer.

Lunarobverse
02-22-2008, 11:24 AM
*sneaks into cam's carryon bag*

Isn't Tempest in there, too?

Yekhefah
02-22-2008, 11:43 AM
Yay for an hour of cardio and 200 crunches before breakfast! :dance:

I feel so energized. I should do this every day.

Sophia_Starina
02-22-2008, 11:44 AM
Perhaps I should change my name to Snow-phia?

Lunarobverse
02-22-2008, 11:45 AM
Snow day=MST3k and cleaning (and maybe studying). Hurrah.

Joel or Mike?

Dr. Fortester or Pearl?

Crow or Tom?

TheTempest
02-22-2008, 11:58 AM
We've found your super-power! You're a seer.

I see dead people... mostly in funeral parlors or on the internet.



Isn't Tempest in there, too?

Yeah. It's a little crowded in here. -contorts around LJ-

RoseLeigh
02-22-2008, 11:58 AM
Joel or Mike?

Dr. Fortester or Pearl?

Crow or Tom?

Hmmm, Mike (but that's a hard call), Dr. Forrester, Crooooooooow!

MrChristopher
02-22-2008, 12:01 PM
So, I'm sitting here waiting for the text back form the bossman on if we're open or not tonight. There's an inch or 2 of snow on the ground, so of course all the girls have called out. sigh. this is ridiculous.

I watched Lost on demand last night and holy hell wtf is going on with that show? It's infuriating!

I'm hungry, and the house is a wreck.

SundayMorning
02-22-2008, 12:03 PM
Sailor Moon, brisket sammich, chat with my mommy about roasted chicken and a lime green bra!

This has been your Sunday Status Update; tune in next time!

britt244
02-22-2008, 12:05 PM
*lures britt into posting more*
ha! you didnt work on me! i worked out for an hour! i did 20 min pilates and then 25 min yoga and like 10 mins of tae bo before i got frustrated and gave up lol. tae bo gets on my nerves bc i dont think my body can move as fast as some of the moves he does, and i cant balance either!


Thanks! I have to leave in like 20 minutes and I'm freaking out. I"m such a baby about traveling

me too. i went on a plane once by myself when i was like 13. i dont think ive BEEN on a plane since then.

why do i feel jiggly today? i always feel more jiggly after i work out. why is that?

i need to find out if my tanning place is open. i dont know the name of it haha. i never pay attention.

MrChristopher
02-22-2008, 12:12 PM
We're closed. Lame.

britt244
02-22-2008, 12:13 PM
^ on a friday night? wtf?

MrChristopher
02-22-2008, 12:14 PM
Yup. WTF indeed.

britt244
02-22-2008, 12:16 PM
whoa whoa. my friend at work just said WE might be closed tonight. this is RIDICULOUS. i will be so mad.

LuckyOne
02-22-2008, 12:17 PM
Horoscope for Aries this morning says,

You're feeling a bit of pressure at home or at work to take care of responsibilities that are boring but vital. It's a good day to get them out of the way -- there's not much happening to distract you.

Well, I don't have any coffee so I got up twice and fell back asleep but I suppose its time to get up and do something. I think today is the day I'm going to build a bookshelf. I love playing with power tools. ;D Yay!!!!!

Yekhefah
02-22-2008, 12:28 PM
I need a bookshelf! Build me one!

G-d, I feel so fucking pretty today. I'm gonna go to work and make a million dollars. I love the way I feel all day when I work out first thing in the morning, I don't know why I don't do it more often!

Lunarobverse
02-22-2008, 12:38 PM
Sailor Moon, brisket sammich, chat with my mommy about roasted chicken and a lime green bra!

This has been your Sunday Status Update; tune in next time!

Pix plz! ;D

...of any one of those. Maybe especially the roasted chicken or brisket sammich. 'Cause it's lunchtime and I'm freakin' hungry.

britt244
02-22-2008, 12:39 PM
ok, i had lunch so im braving the weather to go tanning. i hope theyre open!

Yekhefah
02-22-2008, 12:43 PM
^^^ There's a certain amusing irony in braving freezing cold and a snowstorm to go tanning. :D

TheTempest
02-22-2008, 01:00 PM
whoa whoa. my friend at work just said WE might be closed tonight. this is RIDICULOUS. i will be so mad.

Yeah it is, especially since I'm fucking getting ready to leave and there are seven fucking inches of snow on the ground in NJ. And now it's raining - which my manager says will make things better... until it ices over at midnight.

AND HE EXPECTS ME TO PAY HIM 90 DOLLARS TO WORK TONIGHT. If I pay out of pocket, I'm finding a new club.

jasmine
02-22-2008, 01:42 PM
So, I'm sitting here waiting for the text back form the bossman on if we're open or not tonight. There's an inch or 2 of snow on the ground, so of course all the girls have called out. sigh. this is ridiculous.


Cause when it snows the custies come in wearing huge winter coats, so they usually keep it freezing ass cold in the clubs to keep them comfy. Not to comfy if your nearly naked though. I used to always call off when it snowed, because even on stage I would freeze my ass off. You don't make much either when you are so cold your fingers are blue and your nose is running and bright red. :P

britt244
02-22-2008, 02:14 PM
^^^ There's a certain amusing irony in braving freezing cold and a snowstorm to go tanning. :D
haha i know, i know. but now i'm tan!

but.. snowstorm is a stretch. i figured it was way worse out since even baltimore city schools were closed, and they NEVER close, even when allllllllll the counties do. my sidewalks are icy but the roads are just wet. this is the perfect kind of snow day though bc it means no day job *and* hopefully work tonight will be good.

so.. here's hoping for billions tonight..

Yekhefah
02-22-2008, 02:17 PM
Amen to the hoping for billions. I'm on my way there right now and I feel so beautiful and energized today, I can tell already I'm going to make a fuckton of money! Woohoo!

Chicagoeditor
02-22-2008, 02:22 PM
Had wayyyyy too much coffee today. I'm jittery and agitated as hell.

zxcire
02-22-2008, 02:30 PM
i fucking ejaculated for the first time last night. it was really weird and awesome. heck yeah.

britt244
02-22-2008, 02:50 PM
im hungry a lot. thats good though, right? means my metabolism is raising?

breakfast was cheerios, lunch was a turkey wrap with lettuce and mustard, a clementine, low carb/low sugar yogurt, and a 100 cal pack of cheezits, with v8 light fruit juice, and just now i had milk, a banana, and a multigrain english muffin with peanut butter.

but i still want some soup! i should nap for an hour and then eat it before work. though that wont really give me energy to get through the night.. its more of a put me to sleep food.

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 02:51 PM
Whoa, I just had the awesomest nap.

PrettyCurlieQ
02-22-2008, 02:53 PM
Man, I am OBSESSED with iced peach tea lately. I think I'm in a summer-y mood and just jumping for anything that reminds me of warmer days.. I can't wait for summer!!!!

SundayMorning
02-22-2008, 02:54 PM
i fucking ejaculated for the first time last night. it was really weird and awesome. heck yeah.

:drool:

I came home, let the dog in from outside, and I sat down in the dining room singing away to myself as I assembled the gift bag for my buddy's birthday tonight. Singing, singing... a couple minutes go by, I look up, and the Hubby is looking at me with a very amused expression. I had no idea he'd already gotten home before me. So he got quite the uninhibited show.

Sneaky ninja Hubby!

LuckyOne
02-22-2008, 03:00 PM
^^^ Lolz!!!

Lunarobverse
02-22-2008, 03:00 PM
i fucking ejaculated for the first time last night. it was really weird and awesome. heck yeah.

Right. Fucking. On.

Wondered where you've been lately... Glad you're having fun. }:D

SundayMorning
02-22-2008, 03:02 PM
zxcire, if I get you as my Secret Egg, I'll buy you a mop! ;D

And if I get anyone else, I'll buy you zxcire!

Lunarobverse
02-22-2008, 03:11 PM
zxcire, if I get you as my Secret Egg, I'll buy you a mop! ;D

And if I get anyone else, I'll buy you zxcire!

Hello, God, it's me, Brian.

I know I'm an atheist, but I've finally found something that will demonstrate Your existence to my satisfaction. I know, I know, I've been pretty stubborn up 'til now. But just this once, and I'll be really really loyal for the rest of my life.

I can has Sunday-the-generous-and-beautiful-SWer for my Secret Egg kplzthx?