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Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 03:13 PM
People, people! Come to chat! Rhiannon in there, yay!!!

virgoamm
02-22-2008, 03:43 PM
Well, I voted in a primary for the first time ever. Texas is chalking up to be an important state in who will end up getting the Democratic nomination, so I did it. Yay!

PrettyCurlieQ
02-22-2008, 03:48 PM
Never ever ever buy an air freshener that says it's a 'neutralizer'. I thought that means it has no smell and just makes yucky smells go away. No. It means that it smells nasty and even if you live next to a dump, you'll never notice because the spray consumes your whole house and your soul!!

BalletBaby
02-22-2008, 04:05 PM
Iz on myspace, requestin' friendz.

I neeeeeeed to work tonight. Or else I won't have money for my birthday.

I miss snow.


zxcire, if I get you as my Secret Egg, I'll buy you a mop! ;D

And if I get anyone else, I'll buy you zxcire!

Dammit, now you've gotten me excited!:hyper:

LuckyOne
02-22-2008, 04:05 PM
I need a bookshelf! Build me one!

G-d, I feel so fucking pretty today. I'm gonna go to work and make a million dollars. I love the way I feel all day when I work out first thing in the morning, I don't know why I don't do it more often!

Ok! The first one is for my hampster Nugget, but you are next. Btw, did you see the rilo kiley thread in music mix?

The_Oceans
02-22-2008, 04:18 PM
St. Francis must have been THE most annoying mf to have to hang out with. No money allowed, no education allowed, let's live in a bloody cave. Meh meh meh. JC did not live in cave and he must have had some education, even if it was in putting up shelves!

Stupid required reading. Stupid mendicants. (If StF was cooler than this book is letting on, feel free to let me know!)

Personally, I dug Saint Francis of Assisi's message (and not just because I graduated from a Saint Francis High school...:D ). The thing was that he was disillusioned by what seemed to be a materialist world, even in his time (his father didn't want him to be a man of the cloth, he wanted him to be a businessman like himself). He was the guy who made pilgrimages to the poor and sick, when no one else would. And he's the patron saint to the animals and the environment. (So think of it this way, he's the patron saint of LOLcats too.)

(I used this article to refresh my memory...I also visited Assisi, his hometown, when I went to Italy a couple of years back.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Francis_of_Assisi

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 04:36 PM
Well, it stopped snowing. Now it's raining. This does not bode well for driving, so I'm staying in tonight!

britt244
02-22-2008, 04:54 PM
i'm in an irritable mood for some reason. it would be real nice if it would go away before work.

RoseLeigh
02-22-2008, 05:30 PM
Personally, I dug Saint Francis of Assisi's message (and not just because I graduated from a Saint Francis High school...:D ). The thing was that he was disillusioned by what seemed to be a materialist world, even in his time (his father didn't want him to be a man of the cloth, he wanted him to be a businessman like himself). He was the guy who made pilgrimages to the poor and sick, when no one else would. And he's the patron saint to the animals and the environment. (So think of it this way, he's the patron saint of LOLcats too.)

(I used this article to refresh my memory...I also visited Assisi, his hometown, when I went to Italy a couple of years back.)

Hahah Patron saint of LOLcats. I wish the bio I have to read actually got that point across, but it seemed to concentrate on points of annoying (mostly modern sounding, honestly) spirituality and how St. F was cooler than everyone else. Too much on the administration of his group, as well. Keeps bringing up how he kept going to Muslim lands because he wanted to be martyred, not to care for the sick or anything. Very annoying.

desavirsire
02-22-2008, 05:50 PM
Grrrr, my power keeps going out. I'm trying to get ready for work and thats pretty much impossible by candlelight. It's on right now though, so what do I do? Not get ready.... instead I post on SW of course.

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 06:34 PM
Hey RoseLeigh... did you get the text I sent you tonight? Just checkin'...

RoseLeigh
02-22-2008, 06:37 PM
Hey RoseLeigh... did you get the text I sent you tonight? Just checkin'...

I did now! I fell asleep for a few hours. ;D

hardkandee
02-22-2008, 07:10 PM
Whaaaaaaaaa....

I can't keep up with this thread anymore./:O

blondi553
02-22-2008, 07:27 PM
so we tore down half of our fence today and it took all day and a lot of hard work because of all the damn vines that had gron all in and over the fence! it looks wierd right now but once we get all the debris out of the yard and out to the dump...everything will be perfect!

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 07:33 PM
I did now! I fell asleep for a few hours. ;D

Hehe I did too, earlier this afternoon!

I made the most yummy dinner of my tomato, vodka, parsley pasta. Now, I think we'll finish off those chocolate covered strawberries then clean the apartment! Uber romantic, no? :D

Jeanette
02-22-2008, 08:02 PM
I need to get ready for work now. It's 10 pm and I haven't started getting ready yet. I've been so lazy today. Must go to work.

paintgoddess
02-22-2008, 08:40 PM
I need to go grocery shopping and I'm too fucking tired. This house needs food. Anyone want to cook for me?

I can has food?

Shit. And the dogs are out of food too. Enough for breakfast tomorrow.

hannah83
02-22-2008, 08:45 PM
I'm so dreading Easter. It's the one time of the year where I turn into the biggest wuss ever. The Easter Bunny and I don't get along. Every time I see that creepy bastard I hyperventilate, I cry...can't breathe..just make a damn fool of myself. Sooo embarrassing.

(when I was a kid my aunt dressed up as the easter bunny, for pictures. Apparently, I had been crying and she spoke to try to calm me down. What actually happened though, was that I thought the Easter Bunny ate her. So since then, I've never liked it.)

BalletBaby
02-22-2008, 10:21 PM
Whaaaaaaaaa....

I can't keep up with this thread anymore./:O

Neither can I. I swear I get up in the morning and there are five new pages!

Lola Rose
02-22-2008, 10:25 PM
I am giving up on kepping up.

Hannah, that is so cute! Sorry though, I'm sure it stinks! :hug:

All Good Things
02-22-2008, 10:29 PM
I dropped my cell phone last night and it DIED.

That's unacceptable. It's a Palm. Every person on the planet who I know is in it. I mean, I feel like they actually live in there. Like the bush tribesmen who stuffed bread in the Motorola two-way radios because they wanted to feed the people whose voices they heard inside.

So I took it apart, re-aligned the display, rebooted it, recharged it and threw holy water on it.

It works now.

I think it was the holy water that did it.

Lola Rose
02-22-2008, 10:32 PM
heh! Maybe the holy water combined with the moon or w/e wierd alignment is going on? Lol!

Seriously Too, a man like you needs a spare.

Lunarobverse
02-22-2008, 10:34 PM
I dropped my cell phone last night and it DIED.

That's unacceptable. It's a Palm. Every person on the planet who I know is in it. I mean, I feel like they actually live in there. Like the bush tribesmen who stuffed bread in the Motorola two-way radios because they wanted to feed the people whose voices they heard inside.

So I took it apart, re-aligned the display, rebooted it, recharged it and threw holy water on it.

It works now.

I think it was the holy water that did it.

Hopefully the very next thing you did was back it all up somewhere...

All Good Things
02-22-2008, 10:34 PM
^ I like to live on the edge.

If it dies on me again, I'm having it baptized.

Darcy Foxx
02-22-2008, 11:00 PM
ugh. it's the busiest and most profitable working weekend of the year for strippers in my city (massive international car race being held), and i've woken up with a sore throat and a bad cough. never mind, having dinner with my girls before work tonight so i'll just get wasted so i don't even feel it.

Lola Rose
02-22-2008, 11:01 PM
I once was mad at a shitty bf, and i threw my phone down the potty. It still worked later, but I got a new one anyhow, b/c.... gross!!!!

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 11:01 PM
I am so exhausted from cleaning my apartment. The only things I have to do tomorrow are mop the kitchen floor, vacuum the rugs, and figure out what the hell I can use to get this waxy-greasy crap off my stove. Any suggestions?

paintgoddess
02-22-2008, 11:04 PM
Why is the word "potty" so cute?

TigersMilk
02-22-2008, 11:04 PM
I was gonna go out for the wrap party but noo I'm too damn tired to laugh and drink right now. Did my grocery shopping for the next few days and going to watch a bit of anime before finally drifting off to sleep.

I've only slept 8-9 hours in the last 2 days. I think my body hates me.

Lola Rose
02-22-2008, 11:04 PM
LJ- is it a flat top? I have a special ceramic stovetop cleaner. I use that along with a good scrubbie brush.

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 11:06 PM
LJ- is it a flat top? I have a special ceramic stovetop cleaner. I use that along with a good scrubbie brush.

No, it's an old-fashioned metal-covered-in-white-paint kind of stove. I've already tried bleach, that citrus stuff, Windex, vinegar, and even that Dawn Power Dissolve stuff. Nothing seems to be working. It's not normal grease and spatter, that stuff came right off. This stuff is sticky and waxy. It's... gross!

paintgoddess
02-22-2008, 11:12 PM
Holy geez. I just realized that LolaRose is getting married soon.

PRESENTS FROM STRIPPERS! This is going to be amazing.

Congrats.

firekitten19
02-22-2008, 11:13 PM
No, it's an old-fashioned metal-covered-in-white-paint kind of stove. I've already tried bleach, that citrus stuff, Windex, vinegar, and even that Dawn Power Dissolve stuff. Nothing seems to be working. It's not normal grease and spatter, that stuff came right off. This stuff is sticky and waxy. It's... gross!
Simple Green will get the stains outt. Let it sit on your stove for 10-15min. The stains will come up. You can find this in the cleaning supply isle.

Lola Rose
02-22-2008, 11:15 PM
a paint scraper, LJ, seriously.

and once most of it is off, rubbing alcohol oh a dishcloth you don't mind throwing away. do not put the sticky cloth in the laundry, you'll ruin everything.

imp- simple green is too strong.

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 11:16 PM
Simple Green will get the stains outt. Let it sit on your stove for 10-15min. The stains will come up. You can find this in the cleaning supply isle.

They're not stains, I got that stuff out already. This is like, sticky wax or something. It balls up and sticks to whatever touches it. Oh, except for papertowels, sponges, and scrubby sponges. I got this stuff all over my hands trying to clean, but it wouldn't cling to anything when I tried to pick it up.

Yekhefah
02-22-2008, 11:17 PM
I wore my wig too tight at work all day and now my head hurts.

I'm gonna go have a hot bath and masturbate. This sucks so hard, usually K and I can at least have tons of phone sex when he goes out of town but this time he's staying on someone's couch so he can't talk dirty or jerk off. This totally fucking SUCKS. I hate celibacy!!

Lola Rose
02-22-2008, 11:18 PM
Holy geez. I just realized that LolaRose is getting married soon.

PRESENTS FROM STRIPPERS! This is going to be amazing.

Congrats.

thanks!

lol, you know where I live... ( seriously, I do not expect any presants, I already feel so blessed)

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 11:19 PM
a paint scraper, LJ, seriously.

and once most of it is off, rubbing alcohol oh a dishcloth you don't mind throwing away. do not put the sticky cloth in the laundry, you'll ruin everything.

imp- simple green is too strong.

Good plan. I used a plastic spoon to scrape as much of the stuff up as I could, I'm going to do the alcohol right now and see what happens. I want this crap OFF my pretty stove! >:(

Lola Rose
02-22-2008, 11:19 PM
Good plan. I used a plastic spoon to scrape as much of the stuff up as I could, I'm going to do the alcohol right now and see what happens. I want this crap OFF my pretty stove! >:(

what is it? A cooked on syrup of some type?

paintgoddess
02-22-2008, 11:25 PM
thanks!

lol, you know where I live... ( seriously, I do not expect any presants, I already feel so blessed)

Are you kidding me? No presents? I am getting you one of these http://www.sunseterotica.com/get_item_sp1_the-sunset-crown.htm
for the sheer glory of it.

TigersMilk
02-22-2008, 11:25 PM
My apartment people just assigned official parking spots to everyone. What happens to me? I get shafted and get the worst spot in the complex. Even worse is that the place next to me that is vacant is getting a better spot than me.

I am so making them change my space. Assholes...yea give me the smallest most inconvenient space where it takes a million point turn to park in.

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 11:26 PM
what is it? A cooked on syrup of some type?

No friggin' idea! I only cook with olive oil, so I don't know where this grease came from, it's horrible!

The alcohol did the trick, the sticky stuff came up... but, um... it took some paint off with it. :-\

Lola Rose
02-22-2008, 11:27 PM
Are you kidding me? No presents? I am getting you one of these
for the sheer glory of it.

lol! Ok, just for the sheer glory, well, ok then. You should get TOO to pitch in as well though. :D

Yekhefah
02-22-2008, 11:28 PM
^^^ I used to get that black sticky stuff all over my kitchen in L.A. It got all over everything in there, even the little decorations and the top of the fridge. I figured it was just mucky smog coming in through the windows because we hardly ever closed the windows, and we all know about L.A. air. I haven't seen it since we moved. That stuff is so nasty! Spray bleach got rid of it for me though!

Lola Rose
02-22-2008, 11:29 PM
No friggin' idea! I only cook with olive oil, so I don't know where this grease came from, it's horrible!

The alcohol did the trick, the sticky stuff came up... but, um... it took some paint off with it. :-\

:( Sorry!!! But anything less harsh wouldn't have done the job, I don't think. You can get kitchen paint (non-toxic) at a hardware store pretty easy though.

sounded icky, and you have no idea? wtf? Good thing alcohol is a good bacterial killer too.

ok, this is not a SW worthy convo.

um... wanna go see how to make babies?

BalletBaby
02-22-2008, 11:30 PM
I once was mad at a shitty bf, and i threw my phone down the potty. It still worked later, but I got a new one anyhow, b/c.... gross!!!!

I dropped my sunglasses in a toilet once. Luckily half was sticking out so I didn't stick my hand in my own piss. They were Coach sunglasses too.

Lady Jade
02-22-2008, 11:33 PM
^^^ I used to get that black sticky stuff all over my kitchen in L.A. It got all over everything in there, even the little decorations and the top of the fridge. I figured it was just mucky smog coming in through the windows because we hardly ever closed the windows, and we all know about L.A. air. I haven't seen it since we moved. That stuff is so nasty! Spray bleach got rid of it for me though!

This stuff was yellow! It looked kinda like... earwax. *shudder*


:( Sorry!!! But anything less harsh wouldn't have done the job, I don't think. You can get kitchen paint (non-toxic) at a hardware store pretty easy though.

sounded icky, and you have no idea? wtf? Good thing alcohol is a good bacterial killer too.

ok, this is not a SW worthy convo.

um... wanna go see how to make babies?

Yea, I'm just going to touch up the paint before we eventually move out as I'm sure this won't be the last time I'll have to clean!

I'm currently getting my ass kicked by FreeCell. Dammit. *kicks laptop*

Lola Rose
02-22-2008, 11:35 PM
I dropped my sunglasses in a toilet once. Luckily half was sticking out so I didn't stick my hand in my own piss. They were Coach sunglasses too.

:( icky. I feel ur pain!

Lysondra
02-22-2008, 11:43 PM
It's so fucking hot today that the electric thermometer for your MOUTH is registering at 40 degrees celcius and we've been putting the cats in the freezer (open and they were panting) and they don't wanna leave.

Lola Rose
02-22-2008, 11:46 PM
It's so fucking hot today that the electric thermometer for your MOUTH is registering at 40 degrees celcius and we've been putting the cats in the freezer (open and they were panting) and they don't wanna leave.

I would hug you, but it'd be too hot. So I'll blow you a kiss instead!