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Lysondra
02-22-2008, 11:57 PM
I would hug you, but it'd be too hot. So I'll blow you a kiss instead!

Mmmm cool air.

Lola Rose
02-23-2008, 12:05 AM
Lys, I think you need a sexy cabana boy to feel you frozen grapes and cocktails and fan you off with a palm fron....

how do you spell fron?

Lola Rose
02-23-2008, 12:06 AM
ok, night night!

Yekhefah
02-23-2008, 12:06 AM
^^^ Frond.

sun child
02-23-2008, 12:16 AM
Augh, my roommates are drunk and they are being so loud and annoying! I'm about to retreat into my basement lair.

sun child
02-23-2008, 12:18 AM
I hate when people play music instruments OVER the music that's being played. God nothing annoys me more. I need money bad. I need to start hustling more. I need to quit smoking weed. I need to start saving more. I need to work night shifts at hustle clubs where I can make $500+ a night/day. I need to take guitar lessons. I need to NEVER call any boys again; they just disappoint me.

Growl.

Lola Rose
02-23-2008, 12:21 AM
Augh, my roommates are drunk and they are being so loud and annoying! I'm about to retreat into my basement lair for music video love.

It's been two weeks and I already have a regular at work (who buys dances)!

I'm auditioning at some new clubs next week. I need money, goddamnit. I need a $1000 night. My day shifts and lack of income have been aversely affecting my self-esteem. :(

ok, I lied. no sleepy.

:hug: Can you take your reg to another club with you? I hope you feel better with a new club, better $, and night shifts.

you're in the capital of SCs, so go get to auditioning!

GoldCoastGirl
02-23-2008, 12:53 AM
Lysondra

You are gonna hate me. :)

I've been enloying the air con downstairs. It is only now (last hour or two) it has been cool enough upstairs for me to connect to the internet. been playing on my macbook downstairs with the air con. the kittens and puddy have been loving it too down there. plus i caught up on some much needed sleep down there as well.

i may be paying 2/3 of $320 per week in rent however having that air con just made it all worthwhile... not to mention.. without that air con i probably would've suffered from heat stroke and exhaustion today which means loss of income (as i wouldn't had to turn down a few bookings tonight due to it).

my favourite moment of today? well.. moments....

* Puddy and the two kittens were all playing separately at the same time! Puddy was playing with the small mouse toy. Sooty (black kitten) playing with the large (white) mouse toy. Tiger (striped kitten) playing with a rolled up ball of paper.

* When I was having a much needed nap. Sooty was lying against me on one side, Tiger at my feet and Puddy was on the other side of me just a little bit away.

*bliss*

britt244
02-23-2008, 01:49 AM
i had such a good night tonight! money wise AND i was in such a good mood. but i did really, really well. i havent had an "on" night the past few weekends so this was a big yay :)

britt244
02-23-2008, 02:20 AM
i feel soo good right now.. i just scrubbed down with this AMAZING bliss body buffer, and i love how soft it makes me .. used it on my feet too which was nice because they hurt after tonight.. plus i was wearing new shoes.

yet i still have that flutter in my chest. i dont want to take one of my pills bc im going to sleep but i dont like that its there. or that it might mess with my sleep. and i wont get a lot anyway bc its 4:20 now and i have to leave for my breathalyzer at like 11:30, and then i'm getting my hair cut and going to the mall with my friend. and work is an hour earlier tomorrow.. ick. im going to be tired.

gothicgoddesstx
02-23-2008, 04:03 AM
Just wanted to say hello! Hope everyones well tonight... Good day all in all in western WA...

sun child
02-23-2008, 05:38 AM
Thanks Lola Rose! I will get on it, trust me. I think I just need to scale down my shifts at the mostly-stage mediocre-but-good-working-atmosphere club and get back into the grind of hustling and listening to top 40 songs. I've just been a moody, insecure girl lately. I am however slowly stacking up my money and it's adding up to be quite a savings. That's a consolation—even though my earnings have been sad, it's adding up because I'm saving well.

I really want to go garage sale shopping tomorrow, but it's already after 4 a.m. Oh well, another week. I can hit up all the thrift stores instead. I also have a burning urge to go to a casino and play blackjack.

I love this song.

Lysondra
02-23-2008, 07:21 AM
My new security rocks! He has a farm and wants to let me 'borrow' his chickies and I can return them when they're grown. :D So my house will be filled of baby chicks whenever I want. :D

Lola Rose
02-23-2008, 07:52 AM
not even a whole page overnight?


slackers.

RoseWhite
02-23-2008, 08:09 AM
I might be projecting my own sentiments, Lola, but I think we have a little bit of burnout going on. Tough week, after all. :)

RoseLeigh
02-23-2008, 09:06 AM
I just woke up from the best dream! Iwent to work and spent th whole night selling dance after dance. The some guy did an hour VIP and gave me thousands for it. Then I woke up.

Here's hoping!

britt244
02-23-2008, 09:21 AM
boo i cant get my hair cut :( the girl says she cant fit me in even though my friend told me she had a cancellation. i desperately need it cut.. its sooooo long.

Lady Jade
02-23-2008, 09:27 AM
not even a whole page overnight?


slackers.

Seriously, this is what happens when I go to bed since I'm the biggest post whore! ;D


boo i cant get my hair cut :( the girl says she cant fit me in even though my friend told me she had a cancellation. i desperately need it cut.. its sooooo long.

But... it's so pretty when it's long!!

britt244
02-23-2008, 09:28 AM
But... it's so pretty when it's long!!

nooo.. its waaaay too long. i havent had it cut since i dont remember.

Lunarobverse
02-23-2008, 09:28 AM
Good morning, SW!

I'm still in bed. Want to sleep in but my brain isn't allowing me to. Silly brain.

It looks like a gorgeous sunny late winter day outside, though its freezing (literally, it's 32 F). I promised myself I'd do a long run today - at least 6 miles - but maybe I'll wait 'til it warms up a bit.

Did Cam make it to LA? Did phillyvixen have her baby? What else happened while I slept? Oh, fuck. I'm so addicted.

Lady Jade
02-23-2008, 09:31 AM
nooo.. its waaaay too long. i havent had it cut since i dont remember.

If you can cut off 10" or more, you can donate it to charity! (http://www.locksoflove.org/)

RoseLeigh
02-23-2008, 09:41 AM
WTH are people doing on the side of my house? It sounds like Spiderman and Doc Ock are having some sort of epic battle!

hardkandee
02-23-2008, 09:51 AM
If you can cut off 10" or more, you can donate it to charity! (http://www.locksoflove.org/)

http://hannah.tedpearson.com/?p=322

SundayMorning
02-23-2008, 10:43 AM
Ahhhhhh I was such a dirty stay-in-the-bed today. But I had a busy birthday (not mine) night with buddies last night so I earned it. I got a perfect score on Karaoke Revolution with "More Than Words." Wooooot! I am the singin queen! And I don't have a hangover despite feeling sick after every single drink last night.

Man I feel bad for one of those girls, though. I just met her last night and later in the evening her husband drunk-dialed her from the bar; he was supposed to be staying sober so he could pick her up and take her home. So he comes over (I HATE drunk drivers, hate hate hate them) and he comes up to me to say hi.

Him: Heyyyyyyyyy how're YOU doin?
Me: Um, not as drunk as you still are, apparently, but I'm fine, thanks!
Him: All right, sweet tits, whatever!
Me: *narrows eyes, prepares for battle*

Left shortly thereafter. My douchebaggery quota for the evening was full. Geez, at least I get paid to be reduced to my (admittedly sweet) tits normally! This girl was such a sweetheart too, I don't know why or how nice girls end up with douches.

LuckyOne
02-23-2008, 10:43 AM
This week I found my achilles heel of gambling. Blackjack- boring. Slots- ok. Poker machines- slightyly better, but I luv, luvluvLUV 3 card poker!!! Yeah, I know the odds could be better but its so fun and easy to play!!! I think I found a new favorite hobby. :D

Taylorlila
02-23-2008, 10:50 AM
Him: Heyyyyyyyyy how're YOU doin?
Me: Um, not as drunk as you still are, apparently, but I'm fine, thanks!
Him: All right, sweet tits, whatever!
Me: *narrows eyes, prepares for battle*

Left shortly thereafter. My douchebaggery quota for the evening was full. Geez, at least I get paid to be reduced to my (admittedly sweet) tits normally! This girl was such a sweetheart too, I don't know why or how nice girls end up with douches.

sweet tits....what a gem.

crushes on boys are dumb. seriously. especially when you've been monogamous for so long you've forgotten how to think like a man when it comes to all matters of sex.

TheTempest
02-23-2008, 11:09 AM
Eleven hours of work... I made 154 bucks. Fuckers.

But I made house and my manager was being SUPER nice to me.

He must have known I was pissed off.

I ordered chinese food and rescheduled my date for tonight to relax... but the date might have made me feel better. I'll still keep that in mind.

Lunarobverse
02-23-2008, 11:17 AM
I love that I'm apparently the go-to guy for a local reporter on corruption and waste at county goverment.

In non-related news, I found a dime on the sidewalk on my way to the coffee shop this morning.

In related news, coffee is yummy.

Lunarobverse
02-23-2008, 11:22 AM
Eleven hours of work... I made 154 bucks. Fuckers.

But I made house and my manager was being SUPER nice to me.

He must have known I was pissed off.

I ordered chinese food and rescheduled my date for tonight to relax... but the date might have made me feel better. I'll still keep that in mind.

I'm glad you survived your night of driving in treacherous snow. Any kind of snow at all, even just an inch or two, shuts Portland down tight. Which means most natives (myself included, actually) don't know how to drive in the snow.

Me, I just take the bus or stay home.

You re-scheduled your date? Does that mean you're available tonight? ;D

Yekhefah
02-23-2008, 11:39 AM
I woke up crying from a really bad nightmare and had to call K at work. But one hour of cardio, a hundred crunches, a grilled-cheese sammy, and a cup of Jamaica Blue Mountain coffee later, I am feeling much much better!

I'm especially proud of myself for finishing my workout because I wanted to leave halfway through. I had the gym to myself and it was all nice and peaceful, until this guy came in and chose the elliptical machine RIGHT NEXT TO MINE (there were at least three other ones). He then took off like Rambo in Saigon, grunting and roaring, running and jerking the handles so hard that the machine was actually jumping and shaking. It really harshed my little workout mellow. Ease up, dude! Why do guys work out like that?

Lunarobverse
02-23-2008, 11:43 AM
I woke up crying from a really bad nightmare and had to call K at work. But one hour of cardio, a hundred crunches, a grilled-cheese sammy, and a cup of Jamaica Blue Mountain coffee later, I am feeling much much better!

Yay for feeling better!


I'm especially proud of myself for finishing my workout because I wanted to leave halfway through. I had the gym to myself and it was all nice and peaceful, until this guy came in and chose the elliptical machine RIGHT NEXT TO MINE (there were at least three other ones). He then took off like Rambo in Saigon, grunting and roaring, running and jerking the handles so hard that the machine was actually jumping and shaking. It really harshed my little workout mellow. Ease up, dude! Why do guys work out like that?

Probably sexual frustration.

Lola Rose
02-23-2008, 11:47 AM
ick, I hate when guys do that yek. I'd have pointedly moved.

TheTempest
02-23-2008, 11:52 AM
I'm glad you survived your night of driving in treacherous snow. Any kind of snow at all, even just an inch or two, shuts Portland down tight. Which means most natives (myself included, actually) don't know how to drive in the snow.

Me, I just take the bus or stay home.

You re-scheduled your date? Does that mean you're available tonight? ;D

I'm still wondering if I should go into work tonight. I'm not in the mood to work... I'm so tired still. And I feel like a damn cripple.

But yeah, I'm technically free. I told the guy that I'd call him if I changed my mind. }:D

Lady Jade
02-23-2008, 11:58 AM
Well, I'm a bit disappointed. I only get 2 of the kids tonight. Boo, I had cute little foam picture frames ready for us to decorate. Oh well, guess I'll just each be making a LOT of them.

TheTempest
02-23-2008, 12:03 PM
Well, I'm a bit disappointed. I only get 2 of the kids tonight. Boo, I had cute little foam picture frames ready for us to decorate. Oh well, guess I'll just each be making a LOT of them.

-eats LJ's foam picture frames-

Lady Jade
02-23-2008, 12:05 PM
-eats LJ's foam picture frames-

Well, we're having pizza tonight with the kids if you want to come over. I'll be in full-on babysitter mode. Whether that's sexy or not is up to you to decide! :D

Lunarobverse
02-23-2008, 12:10 PM
Two funny (to me) gym stories:

One time I was in the gym on the elliptical machine, just doin' my thing. Had my headphones on. A beautiful but quiet and shy-seeming brunette sheepishly gets on the machine next to me. I keep looking over at her, trying to make eye contact and smiling, and she notices but doesn't say anything. Finally I pull off my headphones, lean over and say, "Can you stop looking at me? I'm shy and I'm trying to work out over here."

She gets a startled deer look, stops the machine, gets off and walks away.

A couple of years later, I do the exact same thing to another girl, and she nearly falls off the elliptical laughing so hard. I saw her for a few months.

Second story: I'm dating a girl who was a hard-core runner, in training for the Hood to Coast Relay. We're at the gym and she's intense and focused on her workout, and I'm just goofing off. I give her some space to work out while I wander from machine to machine. Then I see my best friend and his wife come in. I didn't realize they used the same gym as my girlfriend. They didn't see or notice me off in the corner.

My best friend, Ken, hadn't met my girlfriend, Deb, yet. As I'm watching them, he and his wife get on a pair of treadmills... and Ken is on the treadmill right behind Deb.

Deb was many things, but damn, she looked great from behind. I loved her ass. It was literally the first thing I ever noticed about her. And Ken shares this love of booty. And his wife puts up with his ogling and isn't the jealous type. She knows he'll never act on it, he just likes to look. So now he's checking out the butt on my girlfriend. He's being subtle, but he's my friend. I know him.

So I walk up to him, wave, and shush him so he won't say anything out loud. Then I walk up to Deb and start to ask her how her workout is going. She's a bit mad that I'm talking to her and says something like, "What are you doing? I'm in the zone!"

I laugh it off and just tell her I'm having a good time... then I pretend to notice Ken. "Hey, buddy. What are you lookin' at?"

Ken catches on and shouts, "Hey, it's a free country, man. What are you, her father?"

"You're checking out my girlfriend?" I'm raising my voice. I'm a quiet person normally so this seems out of character for everyone, including me. Inside I am trying very hard not to laugh.

"Maybe I am. Whaddaya gonna do about it?"

Ken's wife and Deb are both incredulous and shocked into silence, each of them looking at us in disbelief. Deb keeps running but now she's trying to look behind at the guy that's checking her out and challenging her boyfriend.

I stride back towards Ken. Ken stops his treadmill and gets off and poses there, chest out. I'm glaring at him.

And we both start laughing so hard. We couldn't keep it going. I introduce Deb to Ken and his wife. Deb slows down long enough to say hi and goes back to her workout.

Oh, man, she was pissed at me for breaking her workout. She didn't really "get" my sense of humor, I don't think. But, damn, that circumstance required me to take advantage of it. So funny.

snoopy
02-23-2008, 12:17 PM
...He then took off like Rambo in Saigon, grunting and roaring, running and jerking the handles so hard that the machine was actually jumping and shaking. It really harshed my little workout mellow. Ease up, dude! Why do guys work out like that?testosterone.

frankly, i hate working out next to anyone at all. too distracting to me, man or woman.

enter the zone, do the workout, get the heck out of the gym.

i'd workout at home if i wasn't worried i might accidentally kill myself with the bench and the self-mental push of "i'm paying for this frickin' membership, by god i'm going to get my money's worth!" to avoid being lazyass. :P

TheTempest
02-23-2008, 12:19 PM
Hahaha! That's funny Lunar. Too bad she didn't seem to have a sense of humor.

I could never be that serious about working out.

And LJ, I'm staying in tonight. I'm seriously cranky. And crippled from work.

P.S. babysitters are hot.

Yekhefah
02-23-2008, 12:21 PM
Yup, I can't work out at home but I don't like working out next to other people either. I was just especially irked by it this time because the ENTIRE gym was completely empty and this guy could've given me some space, but he parked himself less than three feet away from me and I had that slight sense of being threatened all through the rest of my workout. He was just that aggressive and vicious, it was making me nervous. Oh well. I still had a decent workout and burned 600 calories and learned all about the right way to wear lingerie-inspired outerwear!

(Yes, I read Glamour on the elliptical. So sue me.)

stellaforstars
02-23-2008, 12:28 PM
Snuck back onto the site to grab some addresses, so I wanted to say a few things before I disappeared:

**My surgery went fine. Thank you for the kind PMs of concern, etc. I have some recovering to do, but I'll make it!

**All of my penpals should expect a letter in the next few days. Yek, I lost your new address! Could you please PM it to me?

**I'll probably be gone for a bit, so no one get too worried. (Not that you spend your days obsessing over me anyways.)

I love my SW friends.

Yekhefah
02-23-2008, 12:31 PM
PM'ed you, stella. Rest up!

Lunarobverse
02-23-2008, 12:33 PM
Snuck back onto the site to grab some addresses, so I wanted to say a few things before I disappeared:

**My surgery went fine. Thank you for the kind PMs of concern, etc. I have some recovering to do, but I'll make it!

**All of my penpals should expect a letter in the next few days. Yek, I lost your new address! Could you please PM it to me?

**I'll probably be gone for a bit, so no one get too worried. (Not that you spend your days obsessing over me anyways.)

I love my SW friends.

Take care and be well, Stellaaaaaaaaaaa!

TheTempest
02-23-2008, 12:41 PM
Snuck back onto the site to grab some addresses, so I wanted to say a few things before I disappeared:

**My surgery went fine. Thank you for the kind PMs of concern, etc. I have some recovering to do, but I'll make it!

**All of my penpals should expect a letter in the next few days. Yek, I lost your new address! Could you please PM it to me?

**I'll probably be gone for a bit, so no one get too worried. (Not that you spend your days obsessing over me anyways.)

I love my SW friends.

GET WELL! NOW!!!

Lady Jade
02-23-2008, 12:56 PM
And LJ, I'm staying in tonight. I'm seriously cranky. And crippled from work.

P.S. babysitters are hot.

Poor thing. I'd bring you some soup or something... but that whole babysitting thing.

And I think I'm more cute than hot today. I went out and got some crafty stuff at Michael's, stopped at the supermarket to pick up milk and juice, and now I'm furiously Swiffering the floors and hiding porn!

TheTempest
02-23-2008, 12:57 PM
^I don't need soup... I need my life to get in order.

I'm freaking depressed as heck right now. I don't understand it.

Darcy Foxx
02-23-2008, 01:04 PM
i just ate a chilli and cheese kranski and it was so fucking good that i wish i had another one.

PrettyCurlieQ
02-23-2008, 01:05 PM
I'm hungry and my kitchen is full, but nothing looks good. So I must really be crazy! Or bored. Probably both. I shouldn't waste money ordering out ... what the hell is wrong with me?!

There were seriously months in my lifetime where my kitchen held nothing AND I had no money to order takout, and finding an old package of Ramen Noodles was like fucking Christmas. I'm spoiled.

Lunarobverse
02-23-2008, 01:06 PM
^I don't need soup... I need my life to get in order.

I'm freaking depressed as heck right now. I don't understand it.

I can't make soup unless it comes in a can. And I can't organize your life for you (gotta be able to do before I can teach).

But if we were on the same coast I'd come over and make you laugh a lot.

RoseLeigh
02-23-2008, 01:08 PM
Snuck back onto the site to grab some addresses, so I wanted to say a few things before I disappeared:

**My surgery went fine. Thank you for the kind PMs of concern, etc. I have some recovering to do, but I'll make it!

**All of my penpals should expect a letter in the next few days. Yek, I lost your new address! Could you please PM it to me?

**I'll probably be gone for a bit, so no one get too worried. (Not that you spend your days obsessing over me anyways.)

I love my SW friends.

Yay! I'm glad everything went well. Go, convalesce, we'll be here. ;D (and yes I DO spend my days obsessing over you, thankyouverymuch :P)