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rozz
07-18-2007, 02:42 PM
Petfinder.com is evil. It makes me want the kittehs.

xdamage
07-18-2007, 02:46 PM
Woot Six Flags tomorrow. Kingda Ka here I come!

Tart
07-18-2007, 02:53 PM
Dude ...I'm glad I went to work.

I had some sex today, and got a surprise check!!

Life is kinda good. tomorrow..hair cut thank GOD

Chicagoeditor
07-18-2007, 03:02 PM
and got a surprise check!!



What's a surprise check?

I'm still jet-lagged and feeling unusual. Blah. :(

Yekhefah
07-18-2007, 03:17 PM
I HATE FUCKING MOSQUITOES. I hate them so very much.

There is no air conditioning at this place, AND no screens. I have no choice but to sleep with the windows wide open and let the mosquitoes invade my bedroom at night. I am COVERED in ugly bright red bumps that itch like mad. The one on the inside of my right wrist is especially itchy; it's driving me berserk. (Bet that was a happy mosquito though; she bit me right on the wrist vein.)

Fuck you, mosquitoes. FUCK YOU.

rozz
07-18-2007, 03:20 PM
http://www.thisone.co.jp/encycropedia/cat/scotish_fold/images/scottish_fold1.jpg

The sound you just heard was my heart exploding into a billion pieces. I WANT!

CuriousJ
07-18-2007, 03:38 PM
I HATE FUCKING MOSQUITOES. I hate them so very much.

There is no air conditioning at this place, AND no screens. I have no choice but to sleep with the windows wide open and let the mosquitoes invade my bedroom at night. I am COVERED in ugly bright red bumps that itch like mad. The one on the inside of my right wrist is especially itchy; it's driving me berserk. (Bet that was a happy mosquito though; she bit me right on the wrist vein.)

Fuck you, mosquitoes. FUCK YOU.


Get one of those nets to put over your bed .

Yekhefah
07-18-2007, 03:42 PM
^^^ Bit much for a two-week trip, especially when I only have four more nights left to sleep here. I'm gonna stop for some antihistamine cream on my way to work. It won't make the red bumps go away, but at least it'll stop the itching.

I have this big unsightly red bump right on my tummy. It looks weird at work. Fucking mosquitoes.

TigersMilk
07-18-2007, 05:52 PM
^^Hey yek they have anti-mosquito patches now. They have thiamine in them and thats what keeps them away. I saw it on the news this morning.

Da plan:
Go to store
Get coffee
Commence studyfest.

Lysondra
07-18-2007, 06:01 PM
The new L'oreal hairdye is officially designed by idiots.

britt244
07-18-2007, 08:26 PM
i think i'm going to throw up.

Lysondra
07-19-2007, 12:24 AM
I was bored with my cooking so I bought organic lamb and bacon... and I wrapped the lamb with the bacon putting a sprig of rosemary in the middle and then fried it in wine and olive oil with salt and garlic.

oh my goooooodddddddd..... :o~~~

pookie
07-19-2007, 02:46 AM
I have been watchingwaytoo much youtube lately.

I need a job. I kinda want to dance, but then not.
sigh.
I need something that will let me have a visa.
If i make more than 400 euro a month i will be taxed. But i dont mind paying taxes. how can a person afford living off 400 euro a month.

anywho.....

i have been addicted to mint chocolate lately

pookie
07-19-2007, 02:47 AM
oh and my boyfriends keyboard sucks cozthe spacebar doesnt workalways grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

And the Y and the Z are switched.

Embyr
07-19-2007, 05:04 AM
what the hell is WRONG with me?????

I miss having sex with my psycho sociopathic ex boyfriend whom i don't talk to anymore. the only time we ever got along (and sometimes not even then) was in bed... but the sex was out of this world, and he knew me EXTREMely well, and even in these extremely intense and corrupt relationships there CAN be a level of comfort and familiarity.

i don't really enjoy sex w/ other people. my romantic interest balloon bursts in 5 seconds flat. blahhhh.

PaigeDWinter
07-19-2007, 07:34 AM
I am so full of HATE for my health insurance people... HATE. Huge giant keg of hate.

cameron_keys
07-19-2007, 10:10 AM
OW!!! I burned my finger on the stove...ow ow ow ow ow,,,,dammit!!!

virgoamm
07-19-2007, 11:46 AM
I forgot to tip the DJ last night. I found his tip money in my pocket when I got home last night. Bad stripper, bad! :-X

LuckyOne
07-19-2007, 02:36 PM
I am so full of HATE for my health insurance people... HATE. Huge giant keg of hate.

Ditto.

Also, I have been dreaming a TON lately- have woken up almost every day for the past couple weeks dreaming... but usually bad ones. :( Today's was a good dream! Not going into too much detail because my dreams are STRANGE... :D

Lady Jade
07-19-2007, 03:12 PM
Dammit, rozz, you are such a jinx! We mention periods, and what happens? I get mine. With a vengeance! Bad, wifey, bad!

cameron_keys
07-19-2007, 03:18 PM
I'm going to see Ginger Lee perform tonight!! Be jeaous ya'll!!

BalletBaby
07-19-2007, 03:35 PM
My doggy got bit:( Apparently he had to get stitches and have a tube put it to drain all the crummy stuff out:( Poor baby....I'm gonna go visit him tonight.

TigersMilk
07-19-2007, 03:38 PM
I'm free from my books!!! I'm going outside to see this sunshine people keep talking about *blinks*. YAY!!

Well work tonight first...

sxybrat07
07-19-2007, 03:45 PM
Ugh, why is it that none of my friends can be bothered to leave their boyfriend's sides for 2 hours to hang out??? Graaahhhh!

MishaBliss
07-19-2007, 03:50 PM
I want a divorce.

Lysondra
07-19-2007, 04:24 PM
I want a divorce.

Uh... oh... um...

Yay? Nay?

Go for it?

ArmySGT.
07-19-2007, 06:56 PM
http://www.thisone.co.jp/encycropedia/cat/scotish_fold/images/scottish_fold1.jpg

The sound you just heard was my heart exploding into a billion pieces. I WANT!

Leaves me wanting more, after I eat one I am still hungry........;)

LuckyOne
07-19-2007, 08:42 PM
Leaves me wanting more, after I eat one I am still hungry........;)

:rotfl: That was hilarious!!!! But you are EVIL! :D

cherryripeboyII
07-19-2007, 08:43 PM
I'm so exhausted, Melbourne is 14 hours ahead of EST. I'm dealing with real estate sales, aussie taxes, us taxes, rough week at work, review at work supposed to be this week but I have not had time to fill in the sheet, and dammit my son needs me all the time these days. I'm so exhausted.... well I think it will all work out soon.

short skirts
07-19-2007, 08:50 PM
My foot has a HUGE DEEP GASH in the top of it. I waited too long 2 get stitches cuz I'm chicken. I've been screaming bloody murder for four days and fell down my stairs twice yesterday. It took me 26 minutes to scootch my ass across the house to let my dog out. My money was stolen. I'm BROKE and stuck here on SW!!! My "nice guy" turned out to be a total DICK and won't even talk to me after my accident.
I need to work and can't even get my toes in my shoe, much less WALK barefoot!
I fell on the "drunksteps" leading to the bar next door from my house.

OWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

short skirts
07-19-2007, 09:44 PM
I just wanna thank you all for being my ONLY friends in my time of distress!!!!!


I've been sitting here for four days hemmed up mostly on my top floor by computer because I can't walk downstairs but to let sweet Pearl outside.

Noone listens but you people, thank you so ever much!

TigersMilk
07-20-2007, 02:28 AM
Even though I just read that now but wow girl I'm sorry all that happened to you. Thats so shitty. I'm glad this place keeps you company while you heal.

Mily
07-20-2007, 05:06 AM
^Ditto on that! :)


Today is hair dying day! I'm kind of excited cuz I actually bought the color that I normally use, and it is gonna look so glossy and shiny for work tomorrow! EEEEEEEEEEE!!! Look out biotches!!!!!!!

Wow...instead of falling asleep in front of the computer, why don't I just walk my happy ass to bed!?

NO! Must call the vet first!

Chicagoeditor
07-20-2007, 08:50 AM
Have to get my path-of-least-resistance ass back to the gym and yoga class. Vacation excess has put me off my routine.

pookie
07-20-2007, 08:55 AM
I ran out of mint chocolates. I'm sad. I like those.
Must get more.
I have to be nearing my period.
But how will i know its started coz i am still spotty from the IUD.
sigh

I think i wanna watch a movie

rozz
07-20-2007, 08:58 AM
Fuck you, low-carb diet. And fuck you, pantry moths for eating all my carbs. This is your fault.

CuriousJ
07-20-2007, 10:43 AM
^Ditto on that! :)


Today is hair dying day! I'm kind of excited cuz I actually bought the color that I normally use, and it is gonna look so glossy and shiny for work tomorrow! EEEEEEEEEEE!!! Look out biotches!!!!!!!

Wow...instead of falling asleep in front of the computer, why don't I just walk my happy ass to bed!?

NO! Must call the vet first!

My wife wants me to color/ Tint her hair tomorrow , never have done this but hey she asked . Should I have her sign a waiver on the results so I don't get yelled at LOL ?

britt244
07-20-2007, 10:48 AM
why do i not mind getting naked but im having crazy anxiety about wearing a bathing suit? im on my way to go bathing suit shopping in a few minutes and i really really dont want to :-\

Chicagoeditor
07-20-2007, 11:09 AM
Living well is the best revenge. (And at some point, if you're lucky, the desire for "revenge" disapates and you can just live well.)

Yekhefah
07-20-2007, 11:11 AM
Frasier: Well, you know what they say. The best revenge is living well.
Niles: I suppose. I just don't see it featured in too many opera plots. "Furious at the betrayal, Don Carlo sought his revenge by living well"?

Deni
07-20-2007, 11:14 AM
Hoorah...more rain. Just what we needed....




NOT.

sxybrat07
07-20-2007, 01:36 PM
Ugh, my back hurts so bad, I'ma cry.

I can't get into my banks online banking system, boo!

I hate the DMV. They are all a bunch of lazy fucking retards. That is all.

TheSexKitten
07-20-2007, 04:35 PM
^Ditto on that! :)

Hey, I couldn't help but notice, is that Ash in your av? Just curious. I'm a fan. ;D

BlackSheEp3
07-20-2007, 04:37 PM
Pitbulls can be nice.....
http://www.gambling911.com/Lexy-and-Jenny-Woo.jpg

TheSexKitten
07-20-2007, 04:45 PM
Damn that girl is hot. :P

Mily
07-20-2007, 06:27 PM
Hey, I couldn't help but notice, is that Ash in your av? Just curious. I'm a fan. ;D


YES! That is Ash! I worship her! Can you believe that my best friends think I look like her!!!!???? EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ;D ;D ;D

Mily
07-20-2007, 06:33 PM
My wife wants me to color/ Tint her hair tomorrow , never have done this but hey she asked . Should I have her sign a waiver on the results so I don't get yelled at LOL ?

YES!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Lysondra
07-20-2007, 06:36 PM
Why do people HAVE to be bitches? Like, they live for no other reason than to be a complete cunt? Geezus, I feel bad for them, taking life so seriously. They must be miserable.

TheSexKitten
07-20-2007, 07:10 PM
YES! That is Ash! I worship her! Can you believe that my best friends think I look like her!!!!???? EEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! ;D ;D ;D

:D Damn! How flattering!! She's soooo amazing... *dies*

Tart
07-20-2007, 07:52 PM
I have the worst PMS, my nipples HURT so bad when they are even brushed against.

I'm spending the entire weekend with my mom here at my apt. She's not been to chicago as an adult.

She told me yesterday that I was a brave girl and she's proud of me.