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G-Real
02-26-2008, 08:11 PM
i really wanted to be in bed by now, but i only had 3 small meals today and one doesnt even really count as a meal. so i had to eat. and now i have to dry my hair before i can get in bed.

and stop with the texting...:-[

why does it only take one good thing to make me forget 489793 bad ones?

don't you tell me you been texting boy.....bad britt!

cameron_keys
02-26-2008, 08:16 PM
I've heard the water joke before... was just playing dumb. :)

You do it so well.... :neener:

BrunetteGoddess
02-26-2008, 08:19 PM
I'm pretty sure I have a cyst on my tailbone. Ow. PLEASE don't let it get big, and go away with my home care :(

britt244
02-26-2008, 08:22 PM
Britt: please do not text him.


don't you tell me you been texting boy.....bad britt!

i texted him to tell him that i had not one but 2 dreams about him last night.. and then he started telling me how his ex is trying to get more money out of him and using his kids against him and stuff.. what was i supposed to do? and now its back to "its so nice when we ge along, if things could change we would both be so happy" blah blah.. NO. we wouldnt. i would be happy for a day and then he'd be back to normal.

this is hindering my progress. its been a week and bam back where i started.

BrunetteGoddess
02-26-2008, 08:28 PM
Why in the hell would you be telling your EX boyfriend that you've been having multiple dreams about him? Subconsciously or other, you are asking for his attention. No wonder you can't make a clean break.

cameron_keys
02-26-2008, 08:28 PM
BAD BRITT!!! NO more texting him. I will fly up to Baltimore and beat you senseless if you do it again.

(was that yelling enough?)

BrunetteGoddess
02-26-2008, 08:31 PM
I don't know Cam, she doesn't seem to understand how bad this is for her if she keeps doing it. Not only is it bad that you're still texting him, it's even worse when you tell him you've been dreaming of him.

Come on now, there's no reason to tell him this unless you want to be a tease or a flirt. Neither one sounds like a girl that wants to break contact. I really don't want to sound rude to you Britt, but your behavior seems opposite of what contact you're trying to break.

OdysseusNJ
02-26-2008, 08:33 PM
to tattoo my chest or not... that is the question.

i dunno why but inking my chest seems like a much bigger decision than any of my other tats.

I often like chest tats I see on women. Then again I was originally going to get the tat I have on my ribs on my chest (right over my heart) instead, but my tattooist talked me out of it. He mentioned that any time anyone ever saw me shirtless *all* they would see is the tattoo, especially given the look of the tat. Also he did the ink trace thing so I could see it on the ribs and it looked really cool there so I went with it.

If you need to quickly fix nocturnalism, an all night-er (all morning-er?) might be called for.


I totally want to over-think the fact that one of my favorite dancers asked for my phone number last night.


Hehe, don't be that guy Lunar. Especially not here.


It's a special boyfriend who'll cuddle a girl with the flu. Me, I'd put them in isolation and wear a hazmat suit for delivering the perfunctory chicken broth and People magazines.

Meh, I always just used to assume I was probably getting sick if my GF did. I'm not the keeping hands off type. Even not-the-GFs get me sick sometimes. Not a big deal really.

Lunarobverse
02-26-2008, 08:34 PM
I'm pretty sure I have a cyst on my tailbone. Ow. PLEASE don't let it get big, and go away with my home care :(

***thinking good thoughts towards BG***

BrunetteGoddess
02-26-2008, 08:40 PM
Asscrack cysts are NOT fun! I didn't even know you could get one!

britt244
02-26-2008, 08:41 PM
I don't know Cam, she doesn't seem to understand how bad this is for her if she keeps doing it. Not only is it bad that you're still texting him, it's even worse when you tell him you've been dreaming of him.

Come on now, there's no reason to tell him this unless you want to be a tease or a flirt. Neither one sounds like a girl that wants to break contact. I really don't want to sound rude to you Britt, but your behavior seems opposite of what contact you're trying to break.

its not flirting when i tell him im having BAD dreams about him. i cant get away from him even when i go to sleep :( believe me.. i'm the one that ended things. if i didnt want things to be over, they wouldnt be. but i just want it to be easier :(

RoseLeigh
02-26-2008, 08:42 PM
Asscrack cysts are NOT fun! I didn't even know you could get one!

*pets your tail (bone)* How do you know it's a cyst? *sends prayers your way*

G-Real
02-26-2008, 08:42 PM
Asscrack cysts are NOT fun! I didn't even know you could get one!

that sounds painful.....I've been hurting the last couple days after exercising/cardio on the bike.....bought new clothes, didn't work, ointment, didn't work....looked at the bike, broken seat.....no wonder I have a pain in the ass ;D

BrunetteGoddess
02-26-2008, 08:44 PM
Britt, in his mind it won't matter what kind of dreams they are. All he hears is "__ dreams about you" and still has hope.

Rose:

I did a search and it came up. :(

G-Real
02-26-2008, 08:47 PM
its not flirting when i tell him im having BAD dreams about him. i cant get away from him even when i go to sleep :( believe me.. i'm the one that ended things. if i didnt want things to be over, they wouldnt be. but i just want it to be easier :(

Britt, hun, he already has you where he wants you, you say you tell him you are having dreams of him, now he can easily manipulate you. And his thing with his ex, etc.....how do you know its true? could he just be telling you this to get you to speak with him again?

He's playing a game, and you have no idea that your part of it.....

Lunarobverse
02-26-2008, 08:47 PM
its not flirting when i tell him im having BAD dreams about him. i cant get away from him even when i go to sleep :( believe me.. i'm the one that ended things. if i didnt want things to be over, they wouldnt be. but i just want it to be easier :(

Take it from a man, it doesn't matter what you say, it matters what you do. Talking to him is attention, even if you're talking about a nightmare you had. And I think you know that. He started being nice to you, right? Because you gave him attention.

G-Real
02-26-2008, 08:48 PM
Britt, in his mind it won't matter what kind of dreams they are. All he hears is "__ dreams about you" and still has hope.


next time I go see my bro in Northern VA, I'm stopping in baltimore and stealing Britt's phone. }:D

RoseLeigh
02-26-2008, 08:55 PM
Rose:

I did a search and it came up. :(

:( I hope it gets better! Sounds ouchy.

BrunetteGoddess
02-26-2008, 09:08 PM
So I just soaked in the tub and applied antibiotic to it. Hopefully if i soak enough it will drain itself. I had to run to the store tonight to grab Comet and a scrub brush because I had to use the tub in my rental...

Snowles
02-26-2008, 09:33 PM
So....how's everyone doin?

$$$magnet
02-26-2008, 09:34 PM
Holy Crap I am in the middle of two weeks of HELL @ school and the only sleep I've gotten since sunday morning is the accidental 4 hr nap i took just now in my car in the school parking lot and I'm so hopped up on energy drinks that I think I'm gonna puke or my head is gonna explode..... GAH.
:hyper: :beat: :hyper:
But that's okay, cuz learning is cool, right? RIGHT?

Please tell me that there are other ppl on here that are just as overwhelmed as me right now.... I need a :hug:

...but I just finished a successful day of test taking, so I'm allowing myself a few minutes of SW bliss, ahhhh ::)

All Good Things
02-26-2008, 09:34 PM
They're not here yet.... they're at the airport...I have the tracking number.

TOO must love this. I'm following the freaking parcel like a dog on a car.

Actually, they are at the FedEx facility. They should deliver within a couple of hours.

I may need to call them and hold up the delivery, though. I need to do something to demonstrate my "testicular fortitude." You know, the one particular quality you feel I am lacking.

For a woman getting tantalizingly close to the dream shoes of her life, you are playing a dangerously reckless game. You forget that I could pick up the phone and call the SECDEF who happens to be in Canberra right now and see if we can get the Kitty Hawk battle group to mosey on down from Japan or maybe even better, I think the Nimitz carrier battle group is currently deployed in the southern region of the Philippine Sea. That's closer. I figure two F/A 18 Super Hornets flying off the redeployed Nimitz should be able to reach your house fast enough. Faster than the FedEx delivery truck.

Testicular fortitude, indeed. ;D

hardkandee
02-26-2008, 09:41 PM
Screw testicular fortitude, I need to see pics of the shoes!!

hardkandee
02-26-2008, 09:43 PM
Please tell me that there are other ppl on here that are just as overwhelmed as me right now.... I need a :hug:

...but I just finished a successful day of test taking, so I'm allowing myself a few minutes of SW bliss, ahhhh ::)

Yes.
:hug:
I had a major midterm today and finally get to sleep tonight!

sxybrat07
02-26-2008, 09:53 PM
Please tell me that there are other ppl on here that are just as overwhelmed as me right now.... I need a :hug:

...but I just finished a successful day of test taking, so I'm allowing myself a few minutes of SW bliss, ahhhh ::)

:hug: I feel your pain. I'm so overwhelmed I can't bring myself to start doing stuff, cuz then I freak out over how much I have to do. :hug:

Snowles
02-26-2008, 09:57 PM
Please tell me that there are other ppl on here that are just as overwhelmed as me right now.... I need a :hug:

...but I just finished a successful day of test taking, so I'm allowing myself a few minutes of SW bliss, ahhhh ::)

:hug: Relax a bit, it'll do you a world of good :) :hug:

TarsTone
02-26-2008, 10:19 PM
Anyone ever heard of Baron Munchhausen? If yes, does he remind you of anyone we know?

TheTempest
02-26-2008, 10:20 PM
-grabs a knife and prepares to cut her intestines out-

sxybrat07
02-26-2008, 10:20 PM
Anyone ever heard of Baron Munchhausen? If yes, does he remind you of anyone we know?

:rotfl:

$$$magnet
02-26-2008, 10:30 PM
thanks guys :grouphug:

TarsTone
02-26-2008, 10:38 PM
I knew someone would get it.;)

All Good Things
02-26-2008, 10:41 PM
Anyone ever heard of Baron Munchhausen? If yes, does he remind you of anyone we know?

Anybody ever heard of the Peanut Gallery? You know, the cheapest seats where the hecklers with no stage talent or experience or knowledge like to heckle the people who are actually on TV?

Remind you of anybody we know? ;D

cameron_keys
02-26-2008, 10:42 PM
Good lord the little 18 year old xanax-head staying with me is driving me NUTS. She just left with Buck Adams whos claiming he knows EVERYONE in the biz and will make her a millionaire. Le sigh. i dont doubt he does know everyone..but will he actually do this?please.

firekitten19
02-26-2008, 10:47 PM
Good lord the little 18 year old xanax-head staying with me is driving me NUTS. She just left with Buck Adams whos claiming he knows EVERYONE in the biz and will make her a millionaire. Le sigh. i dont doubt he does know everyone..but will he actually do this?please.
Were you able to hook up with any the Cali SW girls this past weekend?

cameron_keys
02-26-2008, 10:57 PM
Were you able to hook up with any the Cali SW girls this past weekend?
No..:'(. I've been booked solid and have NO energy. I have to call Colette back(sorry! It's been chaos today and I havent had a moment to myself until now, and I know you're at class), but I dont think I"ll have time to go all the way to her.Still hoping...if my shoots arent until later the next cpl days maybe. It would suck to come all the way here and not be able to go out.

Darcy Foxx
02-26-2008, 11:01 PM
Anyone ever heard of Baron Munchhausen? If yes, does he remind you of anyone we know?

dude. you crack me the fuck up. i thoroughly enjoy your sense of humour.

TarsTone
02-26-2008, 11:10 PM
Anybody ever heard of the Peanut Gallery? You know, the cheapest seats where the hecklers with no stage talent or experience or knowledge like to heckle the people who are actually on TV?

Remind you of anybody we know? ;D

This cannot be a post by TOO. There is not a single reference to his mastery of linguistics, his nobel prize in physics, or his black belt in the dark art of finger fucking.

Whoever you are, stop impersonating our Baron. You are too humble to be believed.

sxybrat07
02-26-2008, 11:12 PM
^^ I think I <3 you.

TarsTone
02-26-2008, 11:24 PM
^ Right back at ya babe.

All Good Things
02-26-2008, 11:27 PM
^ Humility is a virtue, except what appears to be your case. You know, where you have a lot to be humble about. }:D

OK. I'm teasing. But for a guy who has only 18 posts, you would think they would have some substance rather than sarcasm. Or insults.

Your first post starts out telling a regular female poster that "she's on the wrong side of every issue." You take a bunch of snide shots at me, which I can certainly live with, but I wonder, uh, why? It just sounds like the Peanut Gallery to me. I don't see any real meaningful contributions from you to the site over the last year or so, but you sure like the cheap shots. From the cheap seats! :)

Oh, I almost forgot, my favorite line of yours here on a dancer support site:

"A stripper who thinks she shouldn't be fired for being fat is like an accountant who thinks he can keep his job even if he can't count."

Like you haven't even noticed that dancer body image is a hugely sensitive topic on this site. Good one!

Anyway, I was surprised that you didn't notice the fun I was having with Lysondra in that post above. Exaggeration as a form of humor, you know.

Anyway, feel free to keep taking shots at me. I can take it, I promise. I've been called far worse things than the Baron. ;D

cameron_keys
02-26-2008, 11:32 PM
TOO...you've been titled! Now we have to work on getting that knighthood approved! LOL!

GoldCoastGirl
02-26-2008, 11:35 PM
I just looked at my savings account.. and surprised myself! hahaha!

I saved more than I thought.. which means I will have the $2k I want to do a professional dog groomers course (that will make a professional dog groomer) sooner than I thought! EXCELLENT!

Dog Groomers Course > Employment > Own Business !

that's the plan ;D

Now I just got to hope that I am employed as a self employed person as I really don't want to be an employee.. I want to work only a couple of days per week at first.. not full time.. as I still want to be a stripper primarily.. and then when my experience is better.. work more hours as a dog groomer.. and eventually have the stripping income as my side income.. and thus eventually have the $$ to purchase an existing business or else open my own :)

personally i would rather purchase an existing business and hopefully it will be a doggy day care with retail not just dog grooming ...

anyway... i'm just real happy about that..

TarsTone
02-26-2008, 11:51 PM
Anyway, feel free to keep taking shots at me. I can take it, I promise. I've been called far worse things than the Baron. ;D
The girl who I described as being on the wrong side of issues, was someone who blamed the sexual assault of a woman on the fact that she was a "drunk bitch". I would say that's pretty wrong. Wouldn't you?

Now look dude, you're a nice enough fellow, and you do help out with this site, which is appreciated. But please understand that you are NOT the only guy in the world with money, nor are you the only man to ever find the mysterious G-spot. Let's give the bragging a rest. 8)

All Good Things
02-27-2008, 12:06 AM
The girl who I described as being on the wrong side of issues, was someone who blamed the sexual assault of a woman on the fact that she was a "drunk bitch". I would say that's pretty wrong. Wouldn't you?

You were right on this one claim, but you said she was on the wrong side of "every issue." That is what I found dismissive and a little harsh.


Now look dude, you're a nice enough fellow, and you do help out with this site, which is appreciated. But please understand that you are NOT the only guy in the world with money, nor are you the only man to ever find the mysterious G-spot. Let's give the bragging a rest. 8)

I may be the only guy in the world with money who uses it the way I do, though lol. That makes me more of an oddity than anything else. I've classified the way I spend money as in service of a "mental dysfunction." You know, the dark side. In very long, excruciating detail. It's not at all pretty.

If admitting to a mental dysfunction is bragging, then so be it.

Oh, and I'm sure you know, my writing in the "G-spot" thread is downright clinical; almost sterile. Everybody shares their own experiences there and I've yet to see anybody claiming to be the world's expert. Although Kat and I are going to have this awesome contest. Stay tuned!

cameron_keys
02-27-2008, 12:12 AM
Although Kat and I are going to have this awesome contest. Stay tuned!

Can I take the pictures?}:D

Sh0t
02-27-2008, 12:13 AM
Have you ever taken a roll of money and then used that to find the g spot? A papier-mâché dildo made of greenbacks?

If not, you ain't on my level yet.

TheTempest
02-27-2008, 12:14 AM
Have you ever taken a roll of money and then used that to find the g spot? A papier-mâché dildo made of greenbacks?

If not, you ain't on my level yet.

That sounds painful when you consider the possibility of paper cuts... but then again, the amount of cocaine potentially found on a single dollar bill would probably counteract the pain.

I thought wayyy too much about that instead of just shuddering.

All Good Things
02-27-2008, 12:19 AM
^ Not on your level. Yet. But you've given me some pretty twisted ideas. It's like crossing two different mindfuck channels. Cash and cumming.

GoldCoastGirl
02-27-2008, 12:25 AM
^ Would paper cuts apply to AUD since my currency is plastic not paper ?

Sh0t
02-27-2008, 12:29 AM
I wouldn't want to handle money if it had been anywhere near a g-spot.

This phobia makes going to the bathroom quite difficult.