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jaizaine
02-27-2008, 12:31 AM
Have you ever taken a roll of money and then used that to find the g spot? A papier-mâché dildo made of greenbacks?
If not, you ain't on my level yet.
Is that coz it's longer than your pecker? LOL
I'm not embarrassed by my lack of size and sexual dysfunction. but the main reason is the cost-effectiveness of using paper-mâché dildos under our current bout of inflation.
TarsTone
02-27-2008, 12:35 AM
It's like crossing two different mindfuck channels. Cash and cumming.
And what a lovely combination that would be, joining the two things you brag about the most.;)
Good night!
AmazingKat
02-27-2008, 12:41 AM
Soo I thought my bf and I were going to our friend's weekly comedy show together tonight. I've been wanting to go for a few weeks now and we haven't been getting out of the house much lately. Hes been glued to video games. I came home from running some errands to get ready to leave and found the house empty. He ditched me! I sent him a text and he said "you dont have to take it personally i just wanted to do something by myself" I don't know if hes just clueless or inconsiderate. I don't care if he goes out by himself at all but when we were both invited to a mutual friends show and he knows I've been dying to go out I felt totally snubbed when he blew me off.
I'm sitting at home, sad, better now that I took a vicodin, and wondering if I should just act like nothing happened when he gets home....or say something.
All Good Things
02-27-2008, 12:43 AM
^ I think we've already established quite well that neither one is "bragging."
But the fact that it bothers you so persistently suggests that you have a lot of psychological energy invested in trying to poke holes in it, challenge it, disbelieve it, discredit it. Almost like you're threatened by it.
Some things are so obvious that that an explanation borders on superfluous.
jaizaine
02-27-2008, 12:45 AM
I am going to the gym soon.
LuckyOne
02-27-2008, 01:26 AM
For those who like lolcatz: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZZXkd7l8Zc&feature=related
buffie06
02-27-2008, 01:37 AM
my microwave wont quit beeping, like every 30 seconds like a fire alarm or something. it's weird and im pissed off!
Lysondra
02-27-2008, 02:31 AM
I had to take my friend to the airport nd missed my package from TOO by 20 minutes. D:
Lysondra
02-27-2008, 02:53 AM
Actually, they are at the FedEx facility. They should deliver within a couple of hours.
I may need to call them and hold up the delivery, though. I need to do something to demonstrate my "testicular fortitude." You know, the one particular quality you feel I am lacking.
For a woman getting tantalizingly close to the dream shoes of her life, you are playing a dangerously reckless game. You forget that I could pick up the phone and call the SECDEF who happens to be in Canberra right now and see if we can get the Kitty Hawk battle group to mosey on down from Japan or maybe even better, I think the Nimitz carrier battle group is currently deployed in the southern region of the Philippine Sea. That's closer. I figure two F/A 18 Super Hornets flying off the redeployed Nimitz should be able to reach your house fast enough. Faster than the FedEx delivery truck.
Testicular fortitude, indeed. ;D
Hey. I may be treading here, but you ain't got no testicular fortitute until you give the girls what they want - a pic without the damn moustache! You may be able to send me some bombs and missiles, but damnit if it ain't because you're ashamed of your upper lip!! *neeeeeener*
Lysondra
02-27-2008, 02:57 AM
^ Humility is a virtue, except what appears to be your case. You know, where you have a lot to be humble about. }:D
OK. I'm teasing. But for a guy who has only 18 posts, you would think they would have some substance rather than sarcasm. Or insults.
Your first post starts out telling a regular female poster that "she's on the wrong side of every issue." You take a bunch of snide shots at me, which I can certainly live with, but I wonder, uh, why? It just sounds like the Peanut Gallery to me. I don't see any real meaningful contributions from you to the site over the last year or so, but you sure like the cheap shots. From the cheap seats! :)
Oh, I almost forgot, my favorite line of yours here on a dancer support site:
"A stripper who thinks she shouldn't be fired for being fat is like an accountant who thinks he can keep his job even if he can't count."
Like you haven't even noticed that dancer body image is a hugely sensitive topic on this site. Good one!
Anyway, I was surprised that you didn't notice the fun I was having with Lysondra in that post above. Exaggeration as a form of humor, you know.
Anyway, feel free to keep taking shots at me. I can take it, I promise. I've been called far worse things than the Baron. ;D
God, even I know you're playing and I was the one with the bomb threats! It doesn't matter, because TOO knows I can send the Mexican cholos to get him from da hood, yo. Dunchoo be thinkin dat bcuz I'm in anudda country I ain't tight wit da HOMIES yo!
TigersMilk
02-27-2008, 03:20 AM
WOOT Yea!!.. after a string of back to back bad nights this is the 2nd night I've done well. OMG thank god...I was worried I was cursed with the pre-surgery curse. I was hoping to not be cursed this time since last time I was about to go under I didn't make any damn money the last few weeks. Please not this time. I need moneyz!!!! Trying to make all I can for surgery and time off. Gimeez!
Darcy Foxx
02-27-2008, 03:30 AM
WOOT Yea!!.. after a string of back to back bad nights this is the 2nd night I've done well. OMG thank god...I was worried I was cursed with the pre-surgery curse. I was hoping to not be cursed this time since last time I was about to go under I didn't make any damn money the last few weeks. Please not this time. I need moneyz!!!! Trying to make all I can for surgery and time off. Gimeez!
yaaay! congrats :D
jaizaine
02-27-2008, 04:28 AM
I had to take my friend to the airport nd missed my package from TOO by 20 minutes. D:
whatya gettin girlie?
Darcy Foxx
02-27-2008, 04:36 AM
i have a bowl of the best soup ever. it's sundried tomato with fetta and baby spinach. i also have two slices of soy and linseed bread with vegan butter. sooo good.
jaizaine
02-27-2008, 04:44 AM
Im watching a showcalled top 5 eaten alive which is about people who have been eaten alive and survived. it just showed a woman get her leg bitten off by a shark.
damn!!
Lysondra
02-27-2008, 04:44 AM
whatya gettin girlie?
http://www.eluxury.com/estore/browse/product_detail.jsp;jsessionid=FTM3VDCGGAD4ICRDSZAE 3NQKEOLDO2NC?id=11504431
Darcy Foxx
02-27-2008, 04:45 AM
i am so intimidated by the hotness of some of the girls on godsgirls.com. the more i look through all the models, the more i worry. they're so fucking beautiful, i seriously don't know how i got accepted!!!
britt244
02-27-2008, 04:45 AM
^ Humility is a virtue, except what appears to be your case. You know, where you have a lot to be humble about. }:D
OK. I'm teasing. But for a guy who has only 18 posts, you would think they would have some substance rather than sarcasm. Or insults.
Your first post starts out telling a regular female poster that "she's on the wrong side of every issue." You take a bunch of snide shots at me, which I can certainly live with, but I wonder, uh, why? It just sounds like the Peanut Gallery to me. I don't see any real meaningful contributions from you to the site over the last year or so, but you sure like the cheap shots. From the cheap seats! :)
Oh, I almost forgot, my favorite line of yours here on a dancer support site:
"A stripper who thinks she shouldn't be fired for being fat is like an accountant who thinks he can keep his job even if he can't count."
Like you haven't even noticed that dancer body image is a hugely sensitive topic on this site. Good one!
by far, my favorite post from you. since nobody else wants to say it (or says it, and then gets chastized for not being "nice" to new people ::) )
yeah. anyway. some people remind me why i kept the posting about certain things to a minimum before.
if i get my ass off sw and put some clothes on, i'll have time to stop by starbucks. so i should probably go do that.
jaizaine
02-27-2008, 04:59 AM
http://www.eluxury.com/estore/browse/product_detail.jsp;jsessionid=FTM3VDCGGAD4ICRDSZAE 3NQKEOLDO2NC?id=11504431
Beautiful. Great to see another fan of beautiful shoes. Can't stand it when people say im stupid for spending what I do on shoes. Here are my latest splurge:
By Rene Caovilla
sun child
02-27-2008, 04:59 AM
Finally! A good fucking night!
Lysondra
02-27-2008, 05:14 AM
Beautiful. Great to see another fan of beautiful shoes. Can't stand it when people say im stupid for spending what I do on shoes. Here are my latest splurge:
By Rene Caovilla
OMG OMG HOT! People give me the SAME shit. I have two guccis and some diors and now these cavalli's... I fucking LOVE nice shoes. We're gonna have a blast in Melbourne comparing shoes. :D
Lysondra
02-27-2008, 05:15 AM
OMG AND AND AND you wear skinny jeans with heels just like me! <3 <3 <3
You ca definitely tell nice shoes form crap shoes. it's so easy. By the curve of the arch, the detail of the heel....
jaizaine
02-27-2008, 05:18 AM
skinny jeans fucking rock
sun child
02-27-2008, 05:19 AM
Damn, yous some classy bitches :) I lust after Fluevog shoes.
Lysondra
02-27-2008, 05:28 AM
I agree!!!
jaizaine
02-27-2008, 06:13 AM
^^hawt
jaizaine
02-27-2008, 06:35 AM
wake up SW!!!
there is hardly anyone online right now!!!!!!
im soooooooo bored ;D keep me amused, please...............
Lola Rose
02-27-2008, 06:49 AM
ugh. I feel icky. Why am I awake at 8:30!!!
Lysondra
02-27-2008, 06:50 AM
My tattoo consult is tomorrow. I'm going to get my lower back and my pirate skull on star (that I mentioned to Darc earlier) instead I think.
BalletBaby
02-27-2008, 07:27 AM
I can't stop crying. There is fucking puke EVERYWHERE. My bathtub is clogged with shit. I can;t even take a shower an dI don't have my phoen or apartment keys. I don't remember fuck from last night. Did I mention there is puke everywhree? I jsut want to go back t sleep and I can;t:(
jaizaine
02-27-2008, 07:29 AM
My tattoo consult is tomorrow. I'm going to get my lower back and my pirate skull on star (that I mentioned to Darc earlier) instead I think.
I thought u had changed your mind?
Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 07:42 AM
I'm putting on my HazMat suit to give BalletBaby a hug and do some cleaning up for her. Be right there... Where did I put the replacement filters for this mask?
Sorry you're sick, BB.
Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 07:44 AM
Oh, and good morning, SW!
jaizaine
02-27-2008, 07:45 AM
^^^
did u get drunk again? that was funny yesterday;D
Lysondra
02-27-2008, 08:00 AM
I thought u had changed your mind?
I changed my mind on the full back but the tattoo consult was already booked at least so I can grow some balls and see him and tell him I chopped my balls off. :/
He's a great artist... so I wanna tell him in person I chickened the fuck out.
Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 08:01 AM
No drinking for me. I went to bed early after doing laundry & dishes and chatting a bit.
Might be going out again tonight. I'm an every-other-day kinda guy. :)
Darcy Foxx
02-27-2008, 08:01 AM
i want to get a laptop for uni.
but i'm not sure if i should get an ACER, or a macbook. the macbooks are really cool but it might be a pain in the ass since both my desktops are PC. hmmm.
Lysondra
02-27-2008, 08:03 AM
Hey Darc!!
I'm paying you Mon jusssoyouknow...andand...
How the freakydeak did you lighten your hair from black? I'm looking to go red but with <---icon's curls.
Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 08:08 AM
i want to get a laptop for uni.
but i'm not sure if i should get an ACER, or a macbook. the macbooks are really cool but it might be a pain in the ass since both my desktops are PC. hmmm.
Darcy, you can install Windows on a MacBook and have the best of both worlds. I bet you can flirt some hot geeky guy (or gal) into doing all the heavy lifting for you if you'd rather not. ;D
jaizaine
02-27-2008, 08:09 AM
i want to get a laptop for uni.
but i'm not sure if i should get an ACER, or a macbook. the macbooks are really cool but it might be a pain in the ass since both my desktops are PC. hmmm.
my bf has a macbook. way better than my pc notebook.
SundayMorning
02-27-2008, 08:22 AM
Goooooood morning. Lots of strange dreams last night. Religious fanaticism, an ex-girlfriend of one of my lesbian coworkers from another job trying to hook up with me on Myspace (she was named Nifla...random as hell. Totally made that person up), me in shiny black boots tying the Hubby down to the bed. All very random. Anyway! Of the past.
Still very tired. Today I'm going to continue covering my Motivation Boxes with pretty paper and prepare them for their first influx of cash (hopefully working day shift on Friday which is typically a very good shift at my club despite being $10 dances). I really want to exercise because I sure ain't getting any stronger or more stamina-ized. And undoubtedly in about half an hour I'll get the distress call which will suck away several hours of my life into the wide world of fishing and hunting. Yaaaaaay. Ah well, it's good to know my place in the world.
Darcy Foxx
02-27-2008, 08:22 AM
Hey Darc!!
I'm paying you Mon jusssoyouknow...andand...
How the freakydeak did you lighten your hair from black? I'm looking to go red but with <---icon's curls.
i gradually lightened it from black over a few visits to the salon. got it to a nice light brown with blonde streaks for a bit. now it's red again haha.
LuckyOne
02-27-2008, 08:23 AM
Who needs an alarm when you have a cat that walks on your head until all your pillows are on the floor.
RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 09:21 AM
Wow, reading back through the missed TRT posts USED to be fun. What's with the pissing contest? :-\
Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 09:52 AM
Who needs an alarm when you have a cat that walks on your head until all your pillows are on the floor.
I think your cat is trying to tell you, "You only need one or two pillows!"
;D
Djoser
02-27-2008, 09:52 AM
i am so intimidated by the hotness of some of the girls on godsgirls.com. the more i look through all the models, the more i worry. they're so fucking beautiful, i seriously don't know how i got accepted!!!
I do.
You are much cuter than either of the two women in your signature banner.
Give yourself a break, cut yourself some slack, lol. We always see our own imperfections, but most people see the reason you got accepted to the site, I'm sure.
TigersMilk
02-27-2008, 10:14 AM
I had the worst dream:
I dreamed I lived in an old house and it was foreclosed on because my parents didn't pay the mortgage. The bank came to us and told us we had to move out right away. As we were moving out the people who bought the house were throwing a party. We were instantly homeless packing our stuff in the van and the people were having a damn party :(
cameron_keys
02-27-2008, 10:15 AM
FUCKIN' A this girl is making me nuts. Shes been fired from the agency for being too fucked up to do her scenes. I let her and the other girl stay up til 3am last night blowing off steam taking silly pics and whatnot(and to their credit...they did go to bed as soon as I told them it was time) and my agent was banging on the door at 8 to talk to them. I need to charge him a damn chaparone fee.I cant frigging sleep here. I have a shoot today and I dont even know when.
Chicagoeditor
02-27-2008, 10:18 AM
I've got a hangover. Ouch.