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Djoser
02-27-2008, 10:19 AM
...my agent was banging on the door at 8 to talk to them. I need to charge him a damn chaparone fee.I cant frigging sleep here. I have a shoot today and I dont even know when.

Doesn't he realize that people in this business tend to have a different schedule? No dancer I know leaps out of bed at 8 AM ready to work.

Granted, business is business, and sometimes if you want to make the money you gotta get out of bed when the other 250,000,000 people do, but trying to wake up people in the adult industry at 8 AM seems like shooting yourself in the foot.

cameron_keys
02-27-2008, 10:22 AM
Doesn't he realize that people in this business tend to have a different schedule? No dancer I know leaps out of bed at 8 AM ready to work.

Granted, business is business, and sometimes if you want to make the money you gotta get out of bed when the other 250,000,000 people do, but trying to wake up people in the adult industry at 8 AM seems like shooting yourself in the foot.
Well Xanax girl had a shoot early this morning apparently. Of course it takes a blast of C-4 to get her out of bed so now I'M up.

SundayMorning
02-27-2008, 10:26 AM
NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGAH! I just saw a commercial for Cirque du Soleil in San Antonio! (http://cirquedusoleil.com/CirqueduSoleil/en/showstickets/saltimbanco/tickets/tickets.htm?c=San+Antonio&sa_campaign=internal_ads/dropdown/San%20Antonio/saltimbanco) But only for 4 days in March! Ahhhhhhh....

Jay Zeno
02-27-2008, 10:35 AM
For you guys in the manhood size contest, here's an idea that I advanced long ago on the Blue side: Don't believe any stories here. Including your own.

It makes the world so much simpler.

As for me, back in my day, I could put a round in someone's head 7 out of 10 times at 500 yards with what was essentially a short-barreled .22, using ring and post sights (assuming that their head had decent contrast to their background, because that's a ways away). But I'm not bragging. Why would I brag about something sick like that?

Now, remember that rule.

All Good Things
02-27-2008, 10:42 AM
^ Don't worry. I'm so bored with it that I'm inclined to take a nap! :)

Djoser
02-27-2008, 10:42 AM
Well said, JZ!

The more someone brags, the less I believe them anyway.

But you were a marine, and you never brag, so I believe you, lol.

Jay Zeno
02-27-2008, 10:48 AM
One could brag endlessly about one's quiet confidence. That would be pretty funny.

Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 10:50 AM
NnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnGAH! I just saw a commercial for Cirque du Soleil in San Antonio! (http://cirquedusoleil.com/CirqueduSoleil/en/showstickets/saltimbanco/tickets/tickets.htm?c=San+Antonio&sa_campaign=internal_ads/dropdown/San%20Antonio/saltimbanco) But only for 4 days in March! Ahhhhhhh....

Portland is a regular stop for Cirque du Soleil. They set up a tent in the SoWhat (a.k.a., South Waterfront) district every summer. And yet, I've never actually gone to see them.

RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 10:50 AM
For you guys in the manhood size contest, here's an idea that I advanced long ago on the Blue side: Don't believe any stories here. Including your own.

It makes the world so much simpler.

As for me, back in my day, I could put a round in someone's head 7 out of 10 times at 500 yards with what was essentially a short-barreled .22, using ring and post sights (assuming that their head had decent contrast to their background, because that's a ways away). But I'm not bragging. Why would I brag about something sick like that?

Now, remember that rule.

Thank you JZ! *grumbles at other SW mens*

Djoser
02-27-2008, 10:51 AM
One could brag endlessly about one's quiet confidence. That would be pretty funny.

What was that book again?

'Zen and the Maintenance of Bragging'?

RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 10:52 AM
'Zen and the Maintenance of Bragging'

:rotfl:

Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 10:53 AM
I've got a hangover. Ouch.

Whoo-hoo! Didja have a good night?

Chicagoeditor
02-27-2008, 11:01 AM
Whoo-hoo! Didja have a good night?

Good? Nawww. Just late & expensive and, as of this morning, painful. :-\

TheTempest
02-27-2008, 11:17 AM
I believe my new avatar correctly captures my personality. :D

All Good Things
02-27-2008, 11:24 AM
I had to take my friend to the airport nd missed my package from TOO by 20 minutes. D:

Yep. It's back at the FedEx holding facility. Give them a call (the number should be on the slip they left at your door) and see if you can get them to redeliver today.

Oh, and please post pics right away or we may have a full-scale insurrection on our hands. ;D

I was going to recall the jets, but as soon as they were airborne over Australia, they turned and headed due West towards Perth. For a long weekend, no doubt. Can't keep fighter jocks away from Perth. It's just impossible. I should have thought of this. :)

anomar
02-27-2008, 11:28 AM
...should I start dancing again in order to get exercise?

Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 11:34 AM
I just cleaned out my wallet and found that I have a free movie ticket coupon I had completely forgotten about!

W00t!

TheTempest
02-27-2008, 11:37 AM
...should I start dancing again in order to get exercise?

Hmm. Yes.

PrettyCurlieQ
02-27-2008, 11:45 AM
I believe my new avatar correctly captures my personality. :D
It's fabulous! 8)

Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 11:46 AM
I refuse to read the donut thread.

I like donuts.

I very much appreciate the (appetite) spoiler warning, though. That was considerate. Thanks, Budai.

Yekhefah
02-27-2008, 11:51 AM
I finally had a good night at work and I'm feeling better! Don't have much of a voice, but K promises it's a sexy sultry rasp. It sounds like the cafeteria lady on The Simpsons to me, but if he finds it sexy, okay!

BalletBaby
02-27-2008, 11:58 AM
I can't find my apartment key. And I can't leave to get my phone until I find my apartment key.

*headdesk*

I did get to see boobies last night though.

cameron_keys
02-27-2008, 11:59 AM
Damn. Got woken up early..only got 4 hours of sleep AND my shoot got cancelled today. Great. I hope I can pick up another one to make up for it or at least get the meeting I wanted to get so the day isnt wasted.

BalletBaby
02-27-2008, 11:59 AM
I finally had a good night at work and I'm feeling better! Don't have much of a voice, but K promises it's a sexy sultry rasp. It sounds like the cafeteria lady on The Simpsons to me, but if he finds it sexy, okay!

Picturing you with that voice just made me laugh:D

Yekhefah
02-27-2008, 12:22 PM
It makes me laugh too. You should've heard me singing "Tennessee Waltz" in the shower this morning with that voice. I think the cat is still traumatized.

Snowles
02-27-2008, 12:38 PM
I finally had a good night at work and I'm feeling better! Don't have much of a voice, but K promises it's a sexy sultry rasp. It sounds like the cafeteria lady on The Simpsons to me, but if he finds it sexy, okay!

Lunchlady Doris is awesome. You are awesome. Thus, logically, sounding like Lunchlady Doris makes you even more awesome.

"Lunchlady Doris, why are you working as the school nurse?"
"I get two paychecks this way."

"There's very little meat in these gym-mats."

"More testicles means more iron."

RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 12:44 PM
Meh, we have no water here, just brown sludge. Damn you construction people! How much more will you break??

Snowles
02-27-2008, 12:45 PM
I can't find my apartment key. And I can't leave to get my phone until I find my apartment key.

*headdesk*

I did get to see boobies last night though.

:hug: Feel better soon, you. Terrible sickness aside, did you have fun on your birfday?

Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 12:57 PM
Is it bad that I wish Yekhefah would call me an leave a voice mail? ;D

Lunch, finally. I was waiting for a friend and kept getting hungrier and hungrier. Then he calls to tell me he has a meeting he'd forgotten and asked me to wait more. Dude! I'm hungry and you're bad at estimating how long meetings are! This is the county. It's gonna be at least an hour if not more!

In related news, polenta on pizza is surprisingly nummy.

Yekhefah
02-27-2008, 01:07 PM
"Lunchlady Doris! Have ye got any grease?"
"Yes. Yes, we do."
"Then GREASE ME UP, woman!" (rips shirt off)
(cigarette falls out of mouth in awe) "Okey-dokey."

BalletBaby
02-27-2008, 01:08 PM
:hug: Feel better soon, you. Terrible sickness aside, did you have fun on your birfday?

I had a blast! Then I got home and decided to puke everywhere, lol. How ironic is it that I don't clean my sheets for months (ew I know) and then the day after I clean them I puke in bed? I just took a shower so there's so more puke in mah hair.

I have to re-wash my sheets. Once wasn't enough.

Is it possible I'm still drunk?

And I'm dying without my phone!!!

Snowles
02-27-2008, 01:13 PM
"Lunchlady Doris, do you have anything without meat in it?"
"Try the meatloaf."
"I think you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative for students."
*grabs hotdog and dumps the weiner out of the bun* "Here, it's full of bun-ly goodness."
"Do you remember when you lost your passion for this job?"

Ballet, I've woken up still drunk before. But then, when I woke up I was on the floor, and my hotel bed was full of people I didn't know. So I was really drunk before I went to sleep. And about the sheets, that's just Murphy's Law. Of course as soon as you clean them you'll get something, in this case puke, on them.

SundayMorning
02-27-2008, 01:18 PM
Portland is a regular stop for Cirque du Soleil. They set up a tent in the SoWhat (a.k.a., South Waterfront) district every summer. And yet, I've never actually gone to see them.

...you're just aching to find the magical reason to get my ass up there, ain'tcha? (You've been spot-on so far, keep it up!)


I believe my new avatar correctly captures my personality. :D

LOVE IT! Too perfect, Temps!


I finally had a good night at work and I'm feeling better! Don't have much of a voice, but K promises it's a sexy sultry rasp. It sounds like the cafeteria lady on The Simpsons to me, but if he finds it sexy, okay!

Much better the lunch lady from Simpsons than the bus driver from South Park! Count yer blessings, sultry raspy one!

And in my news...ugh I hate hunting. And I've never even been. But it does things to people. *shifty paranoid eyes*

Lady Jade
02-27-2008, 02:09 PM
Meh, we have no water here, just brown sludge. Damn you construction people! How much more will you break??

You should have seen the stuff coming out of the taps back in '99 after the big hurricane that made the river flood CAC and BSC! Not only was it brownish-green, it smelled like death. Oh yea, and if it touched you... well, time for a trip to the health center, there was raw sewage contamination in that there water! *barf*

britt244
02-27-2008, 02:22 PM
BB feel better, no more puking!!

i feel nice and tan. yay tanning! even though im so tired i should be sleeping. oh well!

i woke up in SUCH a good mood today. that's a nice change. if only spring would come.. i wake up in better moods every day when spring is here.

my package of samples of these amaaaazing body scrubs came today.. and i have 3 more packages of bath stuff on the way! i might've gone a little overboard. oh well :P

Lola Rose
02-27-2008, 02:23 PM
Did anyof you know I am deathly afraid of throwing up?

Like, seriously terrified. I cry, and hyperventalate, and often pass out.

Dear God please help me......

Lady Jade
02-27-2008, 02:25 PM
I am seriously not liking this whole working at work thing. I miss surfing the net for hours while propping my feet up on some binders under my desk...

Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 02:28 PM
I am seriously not liking this whole working at work thing. I miss surfing the net for hours while propping my feet up on some binders under my desk...

Sounds like your job has been infected with the same thing as my job.

Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 02:30 PM
Did anyof you know I am deathly afraid of throwing up?

Like, seriously terrified. I cry, and hyperventalate, and often pass out.

Dear God please help me......

Wait, why is that.. a problem...?

***remembers that Lola Rose is pregnant***

***2 + 2 = 4***

...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I'm sorry.

RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 02:43 PM
You should have seen the stuff coming out of the taps back in '99 after the big hurricane that made the river flood CAC and BSC! Not only was it brownish-green, it smelled like death. Oh yea, and if it touched you... well, time for a trip to the health center, there was raw sewage contamination in that there water! *barf*

I was living nearby at the time! So gross-I had to drive up to a friend's house to shower.

RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 02:47 PM
Did anyof you know I am deathly afraid of throwing up?

Like, seriously terrified. I cry, and hyperventalate, and often pass out.

Dear God please help me......

Me, too-I can't stand it. Are you ill now? Or just worried? It might not happen.

You can get those sea sickness bands (I was preg briefly and they were a life saver.) Ginger helps, so do crackers and eating a teeny bit before you actually get out of bed.

Lola Rose
02-27-2008, 02:49 PM
Me, too-I can't stand it. Are you ill now? Or just worried? It might not happen.

You can get those sea sickness bands (I was preg briefly and they were a life saver.) Ginger helps, so do crackers and eating a teeny bit before you actually get out of bed.

I'm sick now. I haven't thrown up yet, but I think I will.

Where can I get one of those? CVS?

I'm already addicted to ginger! I even like it raw. And I'm going to get a ginger tea. I also added no-salt-tines to my grocery list.

BrunetteGoddess
02-27-2008, 02:51 PM
So tired today.

But you know what? Mom and Dad bought R and I a new bed that will be delivered tomorrow! Yaaaaaay! (my back is hating the air mattress)

:dance:

RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 02:53 PM
I'm sick now. I haven't thrown up yet, but I think I will.

Where can I get one of those? CVS?

I'm already addicted to ginger! I even like it raw. And I'm going to get a ginger tea. I also added no-salt-tines to my grocery list.

Yes, any drug store should have them, near the travel stuff. You might want to get with-salt-ines--the salt might help, especially if you're drinking that much water.

Yeah, I spend a lot of time making sure I don't hork. I wasn't preg for that long, but I got very dizzy and ill feeling all day.

Lola Rose
02-27-2008, 02:57 PM
Yes, any drug store should have them, near the travel stuff. You might want to get with-salt-ines--the salt might help, especially if you're drinking that much water.

Yeah, I spend a lot of time making sure I don't hork. I wasn't preg for that long, but I got very dizzy and ill feeling all day.

Cool, I'll go get one tomorrow.

I hate salty tastes though!!! lol. I'm probly 1 in 1000 like that. I can handle it in recipes, but not a lot. I don't even usually like canned soups b/c of it.

But I might have to try it.

I have never heard the word hork... I like it! :P

eh.... I just threw up a little in my mouth. gahhhh! (sorry, tmi)

RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 02:59 PM
Cool, I'll go get one tomorrow.

I hate salty tastes though!!! lol. I'm probly 1 in 1000 like that. I can handle it in recipes, but not a lot. I don't even usually like canned soups b/c of it.

But I might have to try it.

I have never heard the word hork... I like it! :P

eh.... I just threw up a little in my mouth. gahhhh! (sorry, tmi)

Awww, honey. Just breathe. Wooosah.

PrettyCurlieQ
02-27-2008, 03:11 PM
...my package of samples of these amaaaazing body scrubs came today.. and i have 3 more packages of bath stuff on the way! i might've gone a little overboard. oh well :P

I :heartbeat samples of EVERYTHING. Seriously, it's like an obsession. I love ordering stuff from websites like Sephora where you get to pick a bunch of samples to go with your order.

Lola Rose
02-27-2008, 03:19 PM
hey pcq- how are you feeling today?

I was thinking about you just a few minutes ago.

PrettyCurlieQ
02-27-2008, 03:21 PM
I'm alright. I'm going to the drugstore in a little bit to pick me up some vitamins like you recommended! And I just dropped a letter for you in the mail!

Lola Rose
02-27-2008, 03:23 PM
YAY!!! I made a whole bunch of cards this week, so you'll even get a perty handmade card in return :)

I really hope the vitamins work for you!