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Lady Jade
02-27-2008, 03:35 PM
Sounds like your job has been infected with the same thing as my job.

Seriously. The worst part is, this is the week my boss is gone! How the hell can I have more work to do than when my boss is around to catch me goofing off?!


I was living nearby at the time! So gross-I had to drive up to a friend's house to shower.

It was so disgusting! And, being the retard that I am, I waded across the flood from BSC to CAC so I could see my friends. ::)

Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 04:06 PM
Seriously. The worst part is, this is the week my boss is gone! How the hell can I have more work to do than when my boss is around to catch me goofing off?!

I don't know. And I'm so sorry.

Your boss never seems to be around. That part rocks. Right?

Lysondra
02-27-2008, 04:11 PM
Yep. It's back at the FedEx holding facility. Give them a call (the number should be on the slip they left at your door) and see if you can get them to redeliver today.

Oh, and please post pics right away or we may have a full-scale insurrection on our hands. ;D

I was going to recall the jets, but as soon as they were airborne over Australia, they turned and headed due West towards Perth. For a long weekend, no doubt. Can't keep fighter jocks away from Perth. It's just impossible. I should have thought of this. :)

The Fedex company left me a ntoe saying they'd try delivery 3 times or I could leave a note on my door saying I wanted it dropped off without signature...so I did that since I have my tattoo parlour today. I shold be home in time, but don't wanna risk it.

Good thing those jets went to Perth, my homies were ready to fight!

BalletBaby
02-27-2008, 04:18 PM
YES! I got my replacement apartment key!

Now I just have to figure out what to do with this puke covered rug.:ill:

britt244
02-27-2008, 04:24 PM
I :heartbeat samples of EVERYTHING. Seriously, it's like an obsession. I love ordering stuff from websites like Sephora where you get to pick a bunch of samples to go with your order.

theyre not even truly samples.. the website that does these scrubs takes like 2 months for you to get your order, and so i paid like $2 a piece for a bunch of small jars of diff flavors from one of the girls on that forum. theyre like 2oz containers, which isnt small at all when you see how big that really is!

i told you im having trouble not scrubbing all my skin off lately :P

G-Real
02-27-2008, 04:47 PM
For you guys in the manhood size contest, here's an idea that I advanced long ago on the Blue side: Don't believe any stories here. Including your own.

It makes the world so much simpler.

As for me, back in my day, I could put a round in someone's head 7 out of 10 times at 500 yards with what was essentially a short-barreled .22, using ring and post sights (assuming that their head had decent contrast to their background, because that's a ways away). But I'm not bragging. Why would I brag about something sick like that?

Now, remember that rule.

Thank you JayZ, the pissing contests, and theres more than just 1, is getting out of hand.

SundayMorning
02-27-2008, 04:48 PM
I papered three Motivation boxes today. They're so pretty! I can't wait to have money to stuff in them.

Mmmmmm should I eat or wait for the Hubby to get home? Probably wait, huh... wah!

Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 04:53 PM
I worked late last night. Since I'm hourly, I can either take that time as overtime, or bank it for later.

Or leave early today.

Whoo-hoo! Freedom! And it's still light outside!

SundayMorning
02-27-2008, 04:57 PM
Nooooooooo! Time and a half, Lunar! Time and a half!

......besides, I'm gonna be working late too. They're not finishing the DVDs I have to CC until 7pm. So we can be miserable worker bees together. *bats eyelashes*

G-Real
02-27-2008, 05:16 PM
ugh, I hate unexpected expenses........even nimor ones are still an inconveinance.

GoldCoastGirl
02-27-2008, 05:24 PM
Great. Someone making some sort of racket outside (out front) which means my flatmate will be up... which means he will be on WoW... which means now I can't watch those "how to use iMovie" videos because he will bitch at me about his latency being high blah blah. fucking flatmate.. wish i could be rid of him however how do you get rid of someone who is always home? i also can't get rid of him because i know that if i do get rid of him i will never see a cent of the money he owes me (not that he is being all good about paying me back anyway!) because i would most likely not be in any more contact with him. argh!

the end

RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 05:39 PM
Too much sitting and reading (and posting). Must get out of the house. I have no money to spend but I want to go shop anyway!

eta: Okay,second thoughts- no mall. But I'm going to Target. And you can't stop me debt-ticker!

LuckyOne
02-27-2008, 06:05 PM
Oh. I see you got sick on my bed. Well maybe you shouldn't be eating tidbits of catpoo!!!!

Lola Rose
02-27-2008, 06:06 PM
Too much sitting and reading (and posting). Must get out of the house. I have no money to spend but I want to go shop anyway!

eta: Okay,second thoughts- no mall. But I'm going to Target. And you can't stop me debt-ticker!

be good!!!

kaiarose
02-27-2008, 07:06 PM
So tonight I'm going to watch Cinderella with my daughter. I haven't seen that movie in like 10 years. I'm so excited! We're going to pop popcorn and stuff! Ah, the joys of having a daughter :)

Lola Rose
02-27-2008, 07:12 PM
So tonight I'm going to watch Cinderella with my daughter. I haven't seen that movie in like 10 years. I'm so excited! We're going to pop popcorn and stuff! Ah, the joys of having a daughter :)

:cutie: That sounds so sweet!

RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 07:16 PM
be good!!!

I was good! Only bought blank dvds, ink for the printer and a ironing board cover (b/c the other one didn't fit)! The call of house stuff and dvds is strong though.

Lady Jade
02-27-2008, 07:19 PM
I don't know. And I'm so sorry.

Your boss never seems to be around. That part rocks. Right?

It's only this month that he's been away. He's usually ALWAYS there.

Lady Jade
02-27-2008, 07:20 PM
I was good! Only bought blank dvds, ink for the printer and a ironing board cover (b/c the other one didn't fit)! The call of house stuff and dvds is strong though.

You're a much stronger woman than I am. I went and spent almost $100 on candies and things to put in the kids' Easter baskets this year. I haven't even started getting stuff for Secret Bunnies yet!

RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 07:26 PM
You're a much stronger woman than I am. I went and spent almost $100 on candies and things to put in the kids' Easter baskets this year. I haven't even started getting stuff for Secret Bunnies yet!

I had to keep putting stuff back! :)

Lola Rose
02-27-2008, 07:28 PM
I had to keep putting stuff back! :)

good job!!!

I'm trying not to buy a ton of stuff, but I really want to!!! But I know so many people will be giving me stuff in the next few months, so I'm doing ok.

I am addicted to grocery shopping though.

Lady Jade
02-27-2008, 07:30 PM
I had to keep putting stuff back! :)

Sadly, so did I! Boy and I were really careful about picking and choosing what candies to put in the baskets. Even at Walmart prices, we bought enough that I couldn't pay cash!

RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 07:35 PM
good job!!!

I'm trying not to buy a ton of stuff, but I really want to!!! But I know so many people will be giving me stuff in the next few months, so I'm doing ok.

I am addicted to grocery shopping though.

I LOVE grocery shopping. Even though I don't cook much. It just makes me happy.

I only spent $40! Yay!

Lysondra
02-27-2008, 07:37 PM
Holy shit I'm going to have the coolest fucking tramp stamp ever in two weeks. Also, my tattooist is freaking gorgeous. I think he likes me too... but...mmmm.

Lola Rose
02-27-2008, 07:39 PM
Holy shit I'm going to have the coolest fucking tramp stamp ever in two weeks. Also, my tattooist is freaking gorgeous. I think he likes me too... but...mmmm.

I always hoped someday to get to fuck a guy covered in tats, is he?

if so, you should do it, so I can live through you! :P

Lysondra
02-27-2008, 07:44 PM
He's covered neck to toe...and he did that thing men do where they touch your lower back when escorting you out the door..and when I said I pitied him for something he put his head on my chest for a *little* too long while I pretended to go 'aww' and pat his hair...and when he walked by me he put his hand on my thigh to 'scoot by' (there was totally enough room).... so I think he likes me too. Oh and when I said I can't wait to get my lower back finished 'so people will stop poking me in the ass' (I have a power button) he said, 'lucky people!'.....

and he's fucking gorgeous. Like...insanely... His birthday is next month. Think I'll get him something during my session to show some interest...

GoldCoastGirl
02-27-2008, 07:46 PM
post pictures so i can steal it :P


(i am poking fun at myself ...)



wow.. amazing what some baileys + milk will do for me.. weee... hehehe!



ETA .. just saw your other post.. fuck the tattoo.. post pictures of him.. :drool:


(a little sex starved :( )

Lola Rose
02-27-2008, 07:48 PM
He's covered neck to toe...and he did that thing men do where they touch your lower back when escorting you out the door..and when I said I pitied him for something he put his head on my chest for a *little* too long while I pretended to go 'aww' and pat his hair...and when he walked by me he put his hand on my thigh to 'scoot by' (there was totally enough room).... so I think he likes me too. Oh and when I said I can't wait to get my lower back finished 'so people will stop poking me in the ass' (I have a power button) he said, 'lucky people!'.....

and he's fucking gorgeous. Like...insanely... His birthday is next month. Think I'll get him something during my session to show some interest...

LYS!!! ugh! Please, do him, and post pics.

or at least pm me!

I'm very horny now.

Lysondra
02-27-2008, 07:57 PM
Mmmm he has the sketches. I came up with what I wanted and he took it from there and made it into the most AWESOME fucking thing ever. He is the goddamn best guy ever.... and wasn't mad about the back. He said, "Look, I totally understand." When I asked if he'd be around for my back in nine years he said, "I'll make sure you can find me if I'm not." So I hope he is!!

I felt like such a pussy coming in and telling him I couldn't do my back afterall but he made me feel better and we discussed my lower back instead and he was all cool and cancelled two of my sessions.

Anyway, since it's already booked and pair for in two weeks nobody can say I stole so....

Combine this:

http://www.azcustomshirts.com/catalog/images/angel_wings.gif with my power button in the middle with:

http://www.thereminworld.com/pics/schematics/SiliconChip/sc-pcb.gif

and

"01000001 01101110 01100111 01100101 01101100"

as the top part of the wings.....


and you have my tattoo...sorta.

Lysondra
02-27-2008, 08:16 PM
Eeeek that was fucking huge... sorry.... will link it... edit..

cherryripeboy
02-27-2008, 08:21 PM
Screw testicular fortitude, I need to see pics of the shoes!!


Screw the shoes I want the Nimitz, please!

cherryripeboy
02-27-2008, 08:21 PM
Screw the shoes I want the Nimitz, please!

So how about the lady in the shoes on the nimitz... that is possibly doable.

cherryripeboy
02-27-2008, 08:35 PM
I'm so lame these days I reply to my self....

Lysondra
02-27-2008, 08:38 PM
omgomgomg...any minute now...shoes...

Budai
02-27-2008, 08:40 PM
I'm so lame these days I reply to my self....
Naw, dude, you're right on time. Echolalia is making a comeback...

Naw, dude, you're right on time. Echolalia is making a comeback...

sxybrat07
02-27-2008, 08:42 PM
I wanna see the shoooooeeesssss. Shoes. Shoes shoes shoes. Lola can live vicariously through you while you fuck tattoo guy, and I'll live vicariously through your shoes. :D

Lady Jade
02-27-2008, 08:44 PM
Ugh, why do I feel so crappy? *cries*

Lysondra
02-27-2008, 08:45 PM
I'm going to wear the badass shoes when I get my tattoo, methinks.

RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 08:47 PM
Wear the shoes when you take the pic for us. NOW! Please??:cutie:

RoseLeigh
02-27-2008, 08:48 PM
Ugh, why do I feel so crappy? *cries*

Awww, honey. Too much actual work, methinks.

Lysondra
02-27-2008, 08:48 PM
I don't even see the tattooist for two weeks but I'll totally take pics and wear the shoes and be all sexy..and if I can get him to do my on the tattoo chair, all the better.

BalletBaby
02-27-2008, 08:52 PM
I can't stop crying. I need a hug so bad right now. My bf was going to come down and surprise me for sunrise this morning, btu I was passed out. He hadn't heard from me for 18 hours and was going to file a police report. I was finally able to ccall him, and now he's going to south padre island and I can't get a tciket. I can't stop crying. It's hard to breathe. Why am I such a fuck up? Why?:'(

hardkandee
02-27-2008, 08:53 PM
SHOES! :drool:

Sh0t
02-27-2008, 08:54 PM
timberlands i hope

Lysondra
02-27-2008, 08:55 PM
They were here at 2:10 yesterday and now it's 2....it says it's on the truck... D:

Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 08:55 PM
Ugh, why do I feel so crappy? *cries*

Does Milady need a cuddle?

:king:

Because I can find someone to cuddle you. I swear. I would totally do that for you.

Lunarobverse
02-27-2008, 08:57 PM
I can't stop crying. I need a hug so bad right now. My bf was going to come down and surprise me for sunrise this morning, btu I was passed out. He hadn't heard from me for 18 hours and was going to file a police report. I was finally able to ccall him, and now he's going to south padre island and I can't get a tciket. I can't stop crying. It's hard to breathe. Why am I such a fuck up? Why?:'(

:-[

BB, are you OK? We're here for you if ya need to vent.

Yekhefah
02-27-2008, 08:57 PM
I need a cuddle. Desperately.

SundayMorning
02-27-2008, 09:02 PM
Beebs I wuv you! You aren't a fuck up! You're going through some crazy shit right now but it's nothing wrong with YOU. :hug:

All Good Things
02-27-2008, 09:03 PM
They were here at 2:10 yesterday and now it's 2....it says it's on the truck... D:

There were there at 2:03 yesterday. Like right now!