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TigersMilk
07-20-2007, 08:47 PM
Ugh I don't know what to eat but I don't want to eat bad food so right now I'm eating nothing. Must eat something but what?
My cat is staring at me again.
kryssy
07-20-2007, 10:10 PM
I am tired of being stuck in the house with no car or money with kids
sxc_gia
07-20-2007, 10:31 PM
I want to be a sexy decoy!!
MishaBliss
07-21-2007, 12:23 AM
I want to get high with the girls and shoot boys from my balcony :thinking:
PaigeDWinter
07-21-2007, 01:03 AM
YES! That is Ash! I worship her!
Yeah she's totally my future ex. :D I want a her, Rajlaxmi Roy, and Kareena Kapoor sammich. Yup.
I adore her to bits.
Lady Jade
07-21-2007, 06:42 AM
I am so sick and tired of being sick and tired. I want to find out what's wrong with me so I can fix it! *cries*
RoseWhite
07-21-2007, 07:59 AM
I hate moving. I've done it literally dozens of times and it never ever gets any easier. It brings everything else to a screeching halt. And it brings out my worst procrastinating habits. Yes, SW, I'm looking at you.
PaigeDWinter
07-21-2007, 08:00 AM
Brain... splodey....
Lady Jade
07-21-2007, 08:09 AM
Baking and mailing cookies to Deni! *dances around the kitchen*
TigersMilk
07-21-2007, 12:14 PM
Eggs in any form want to make me vomit.
maximvsv
07-21-2007, 12:15 PM
Brain... splodey....
Must be a symptom of stress. Mine just leaks...
PaigeDWinter
07-21-2007, 12:25 PM
Must be a symptom of stress. Mine just leaks...
Oh yis. Seriously. Stresstastic.
*BLAMMO*
cherryripeboyII
07-21-2007, 02:21 PM
Some of these things belong and others don't......
SexeJaz
07-21-2007, 02:37 PM
I want my car back. I'm hungry, this food needs to hurry up and finish cooking. Where is my car though...? Is it ok.?
FUCK IT!!! I'm not going into work tonight! It's raining again, all the younger heffas are gonna be in there (no offense to any young SW'ers), and I don't want to be fighting with everybody for a place in front of the mirror......GGGRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I'll go in tomorrow night....it'll be nice, laidback, barely any girls there, and I will have the dressing room ALL to myself! It'll be MINE!.......ALL MINE!!!......... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! }:D
Yekhefah
07-21-2007, 03:54 PM
I'm leaving Montana in the morning and I still have not enjoyed one good rain. WTF, it's still bloody hot and sunny. Where's a bitch got to go to see some dark clouds and heavy rain nowadays??
cameron_keys
07-21-2007, 04:08 PM
. Where's a bitch got to go to see some dark clouds and heavy rain nowadays??
Come here to south FL..we've got all the rain and thunderstorms you could ever want right now!
Yekhefah
07-21-2007, 04:10 PM
Surely there's somewhere besides Florida, a state with which I have a long and unhappy relationship? Isn't there somewhere pleasant with plenty of rain? Why won't it rain in Montana, dammit?
The thing that kills me is that I KNOW it's going to start pissing rain here as soon as I leave.
cameron_keys
07-21-2007, 04:13 PM
Surely there's somewhere besides Florida, a state with which I have a long and unhappy relationship? Isn't there somewhere pleasant with plenty of rain? .
Well, I could only hope that I could make up for your past FL unhappyness.:'(
Yekhefah
07-21-2007, 04:16 PM
You definitely would and you know it. We're going to try to make that Halloween party.
cameron_keys
07-21-2007, 04:22 PM
You definitely would and you know it. We're going to try to make that Halloween party.
OMG..I would LOVE LOVE LOVE that!!! I promise to show you that FL can be fun!! Esp. if you have a wingnut like me as a tour guide!
Yekhefah
07-21-2007, 04:23 PM
Well fine, as long as we don't go to the Jamba Juice up there on the right. They are evil.
TigersMilk
07-21-2007, 04:24 PM
I so happy! I ran 30 minutes today. I hardly ever run. Of course it was a slowly complete 2.5 miles but its a start.
cameron_keys
07-21-2007, 04:36 PM
Well fine, as long as we don't go to the Jamba Juice up there on the right. They are evil.
No no..only the Jamba Juice on Rodeo Drive is evil. But the rest may be tainted by their evil-ness so we shall avoid them all
PrettyCurlieQ
07-21-2007, 04:46 PM
To avoid paying out the ass in housefees, I should get to work in about an hour. So why am watching Dateline NBC Predator thingy and not getting off the internet? I don't feel well, I fucked my ankle up when I slipped on the steps walking off the stage last night. But I have been overspending. BLECH. I hate me.
/end rant
ArmySGT.
07-21-2007, 07:22 PM
Some of these things belong and others don't......
Ah ha ha ha ha ha Thats fun for the whole family! Just not together. KTHNX
I'm leaving Montana in the morning and I still have not enjoyed one good rain. WTF, it's still bloody hot and sunny. Where's a bitch got to go to see some dark clouds and heavy rain nowadays??
Colorado Springs everyday at 4:00. You can set you watch by this.
PaigeDWinter
07-21-2007, 11:51 PM
You definitely would and you know it. We're going to try to make that Halloween party.
See, now I HAVE to just happen to be in that area.... ;)
miss marina
07-22-2007, 12:03 AM
How come i wont have to pee for hours when im standing up or shopping but the min. i lay down out of nowhere i have to pee really bad??
How come i was single for months and then my good friend decided to tell me he has had a crush on me for years the day i break up with my boyfriend. why couldent you have told me that before so i wouldent have got involded with the cheater?!
Budai
07-22-2007, 06:38 AM
At what point does CPR become necrophilia? /:O
Lady Jade
07-22-2007, 07:33 AM
Yay! I'm going for dim sum today! I haven't been in ages! *dances*
cameron_keys
07-22-2007, 08:35 AM
See, now I HAVE to just happen to be in that area.... ;)
Oh hell yeah you do!!!
(in my best Shakespearean voice>>>)
It has been decreed...all cool SW=ers are hereby ordererd to geteth thou asses to my Halloween party-eth.
Start planning your costumes now bitches!!!
BlackSheEp3
07-22-2007, 08:38 AM
Im gonna clay bar the whip and then polish and seal. After that im gonna have chicken and waffles...MmmMM
pookie
07-22-2007, 12:03 PM
At what point does CPR become necrophilia? /:O
:laughing: LMAO :laughing:
TigersMilk
07-22-2007, 04:32 PM
Its cheat day and I'm making brownies! *fills thread with brownie smell*
cherryripeboyII
07-22-2007, 04:37 PM
I feel horrible, I just paid about twice what a toy was worth to win an auction for my son, after I placed my highest bid, I saw another for the same for a better price and better condition.... damm power rangers you have me under your evil thrawl.
Some bastard thoguht it was worth more than double my initial bid... I so wana go balistic, but I have only myself to blame. I lost out on 3 others this week.
So anyone know where to pick up Power Rangers cheap.... oh and can someone send me some reminders
1 Remember Esnipe!
2 Don't tell you son what your bidding on!
Lady Jade
07-22-2007, 04:39 PM
Something is seriously wrong with me. I don't want to cook dinner. At all. Like, I'd rather just not eat than have to get off my ass and cook...
Chicagoeditor
07-22-2007, 04:45 PM
Gonna drink that bottle of wine I bought at a Sonoma vineyard tonight. My ex--now a chef--is coming to cook expensive steaks, etc. Yumm.
snoopy
07-22-2007, 04:49 PM
i just ate a bowl of cherries.
i'm allergic to cherries.
i know this but yet i can't stop eating them occasionally. they're soooo good! }:D
my throat's a little itchy now and parts of my mouth are numb.
...but it was worth it! :D
TigersMilk
07-22-2007, 04:53 PM
^^ aww. You'll have some cherries and I'll have lobster and we'll resuscitate each other while trying to not die from allergic reactions.
snoopy
07-22-2007, 05:09 PM
*sigh* vices.
whaddya gonna do? God made them sooo good! ;D
mmm, lobster...butter...
arrgh! dammit! thanks a lot, tm. *thud!* :P
cameron_keys
07-22-2007, 05:12 PM
OH yes...cherries are SOOO good. I have a big bowl of Ranier cherries in my fridge I keep nibbling on..love em!
cherryripeboyII
07-22-2007, 05:26 PM
Dam we had cherries too... go dam big and beautiful this time of year!!
I almost shit my pants in traffic. Like a for real.." Oh I'm going to poop my pants "
My ass cheeks were shaking.
I barely made it home and ran so fast up 3 flights you'd have thought I was in a marathon.
FUCK YOU Chicago toll booths and traffic.
Yekhefah
07-22-2007, 06:51 PM
I will not open Jenny's Harry Potter thread to read the spoilers.
I will not open Jenny's Harry Potter thread to read the spoilers.
I will not open Jenny's Harry Potter thread to read the spoilers.
I will not open Jenny's Harry Potter thread to read the spoilers.
I will not open Jenny's Harry Potter thread to read the spoilers.
I will not open Jenny's Harry Potter thread to read the spoilers.
K preordered my copy of the book and it arrived yesterday. He's already finished it and I won't be home until tomorrow night. I'm fucking DYING to know what happens. But I must resist the temptation to open the spoiler thread... and it's so hard!
Don't look at it, Yek!!!
WILLPOWER!!!!!!!!!!!
Lysondra
07-22-2007, 07:05 PM
HOW CAN I BE ON A DIET AND GAIN WEIGHT MOTHERFUCKER?!
Do diet pills have a lot of calories? because that's the only thing I changed this diet. :/
OMG!!!!!!!!
Loud guitars and screaming from the bedroom!
I believe a heavy metal band is forming in my house... :O
Yekhefah
07-22-2007, 07:11 PM
I have a painful sunburn on my left shoulder from driving all day. Usually I put sunblock on my left arm when I'm roadtripping, but this morning I forgot. So now I look like a trucker, and my shoulder hurts, and it's cherry red with a very attractive bra strap tan line down the middle of it. And my tan lines NEVER go away - I've still got one across my back from a sunburn I got on Memorial Day TWO YEARS AGO. So now I've got a fucking bra strap line down my left shoulder. HOT. Totally fucking hot. >:(
maximvsv
07-22-2007, 10:39 PM
At what point does CPR become necrophilia? /:O
I've enjoyed that quote for some time. To address the point, though, that would be when you stop trying to push on the sternum and start unbuttoning other parts of your or the subject's clothing. I hope that clears things up.
I'm pretty sure that the original quote was a bit longer, at least the version I saw, in reference to trying to get Firefly restarted, was a bit longer.
On another note, the 22nd was my fourtieth birthday. It feels weird to be starting on a fifth decade.
Finally, call me whatever names you want, but I seriously enjoy Tart's avatar.
PrettyCurlieQ
07-22-2007, 10:50 PM
Why do I love watching Food Network, when I know I'm never going to use anything I learn except exciting-looking cocktails.
My stupid tiny apartment kitchen sucks so much! :(