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Lunarobverse
02-28-2008, 04:46 PM
sw is boring lately.

This week on SW:


Lysondra got her boots!

krchab99 & phillyvixen have babies!

Eric Stoner complains about Hillary Clinton!

Sh0t and hockybobby talk!

Sh0t challenges Eric Stoner's and jester214's pre-conceived notions about some old white dude!

BalletBaby turned 21!

Cameron googled herself!

Lady Jade missed her boy!

Yekhefah continues to miss her boy!

Anticipation about the Spring Bunny Exchange increases!

...probably way more stuff but that's what I've been paying attention to off the top of my head.

britt244
02-28-2008, 04:47 PM
ok, scratch the cardio. today can be a break day. if my muscles werent working right for yoga, that should tell me something. and tomorrow will be a long day and i need to feel normal for work at night.

All Good Things
02-28-2008, 05:02 PM
Speaking of stories, read any good ones lately?

Just one not-so-surprisingly fantastic one that somebody I admire immensely tipped me off to. :)

You know me: hook-up, get real busy, (OK, insanely busy), write. I invent situational, but describe experiential. I can't read anybody else's experiential because I either burst out laughing, try to edit it or scream at the screen that they are doing it all wrong (sorry, I honestly know how awful and assholish that sounds, but what I mean is that they are describing it in a way that isn't compelling enough, or loses the thread in the reader's mind).

On the other hand, I've seen some fantastic situational. Very rare, hard to find, but there are some very sick, totally twisted freaks out there who can actually write. God bless them!

britt244
02-28-2008, 05:06 PM
time for a yummy lush bath.. im trying to use some stuff up so im combining 3 diff bubble bars and 2 bombs.. the water is so pretty! :D

BrunetteGoddess
02-28-2008, 05:07 PM
SW has been boring lately, I agree.

Lola Rose
02-28-2008, 05:10 PM
Tide. This is the second load and they don't have as much on them (:yuck:) so hopefully it won't take as long.

How are you feeling today?

Icky. But thanks for asking. Making a human is hard work! But I can't really complain (ok, I can) it's totally worth it.:P

I seriously think my tummy is bigger aleady.

do you have any oxyclean? I think tide is one of the least effective, imo. or if you add baking soda or vinegar, those would both help.

Yekhefah
02-28-2008, 05:10 PM
Lunar, you forgot: Yekhefah ponders booty call, decides to wait until Aunt Flo and Lunchlady Doris say goodbye, and then muses over who to call for a good hard secksing.

Lola Rose
02-28-2008, 05:11 PM
This week on SW:


Lysondra got her boots!

krchab99 & phillyvixen have babies!

Eric Stoner complains about Hillary Clinton!

Sh0t and hockybobby talk!

Sh0t challenges Eric Stoner's and jester214's pre-conceived notions about some old white dude!

BalletBaby turned 21!

Cameron googled herself!

Lady Jade missed her boy!

Yekhefah continues to miss her boy!

Anticipation about the Spring Bunny Exchange increases!

...probably way more stuff but that's what I've been paying attention to off the top of my head.

::) And LOLA is having a BABY!!!

Lola Rose
02-28-2008, 05:12 PM
yay, britt letters!!! :)

Lunarobverse
02-28-2008, 05:16 PM
SW has been boring lately, I agree.

Boring?! That's redonkulous!

Lunarobverse
02-28-2008, 05:17 PM
::) And LOLA is having a BABY!!!

I can't believe I forgot that.

I'll just step out back and shoot myself now.

Lunarobverse
02-28-2008, 05:19 PM
Lunar, you forgot: Yekhefah ponders booty call, decides to wait until Aunt Flo and Lunchlady Doris say goodbye, and then muses over who to call for a good hard secksing.

Oh, right, right. I thought I'd included you in my list...

***checks list***

I see. That was an incomplete listing. My bad.

}:D

Bridgette
02-28-2008, 05:23 PM
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=16951&d=1204173544

OMFG. Pleeeeeaaassse tell me you're not wearing those things with jeans??? That's like, a CRIME against shoemanity.

Mini!! Skirt.

sun child
02-28-2008, 05:26 PM
Oh my god those shoes Lys. Hot hot hot.

Alia_of_the_Knife
02-28-2008, 05:27 PM
Weird not viewing the other owner as James Bond/Sean Connery.

Lola Rose
02-28-2008, 05:27 PM
there's even an emotocom for it! :P :shoot:


I can't believe I forgot that.

I'll just step out back and shoot myself now.

G-Real
02-28-2008, 05:32 PM
SW has been boring lately, I agree.

I tend to agree....with you two

BalletBaby
02-28-2008, 05:38 PM
Icky. But thanks for asking. Making a human is hard work! But I can't really complain (ok, I can) it's totally worth it.:P

I seriously think my tummy is bigger aleady.

do you have any oxyclean? I think tide is one of the least effective, imo. or if you add baking soda or vinegar, those would both help.

Oooo I do have oxyclean! Thanks, I just put some in.

Lola Rose
02-28-2008, 05:50 PM
Oooo I do have oxyclean! Thanks, I just put some in.

for sure ma'am. if that doesn't work, let them soak overnight with 1c baking soda (fresh, not the one in your fridge for a year), then rewash with more oxy tomorrow.

BrunetteGoddess
02-28-2008, 05:58 PM
I'm getting fat again....

Yekhefah
02-28-2008, 06:03 PM
Dude. The hatred is boiling through me right now. Fuck this six-day week thing, I'm taking tomorrow off. Won't make my money goal for the month but I just do not give a shit right now, I'm just a smidgen from serious physical violence.

All Good Things
02-28-2008, 06:08 PM
Weird not viewing the other owner as James Bond/Sean Connery.

Let me know if you like the real me or Sean Connery. I can switch back in a couple of seconds.

Really, I should post pics of what I look without the mustache, since it's been gone for weeks now. I'm already catching hell for dragging my feet on this in PP, but I promise it will get done. I've just been very busy with the Angel of the Century.

GoldCoastGirl
02-28-2008, 06:30 PM
STOP ME FROM BUYING A KITTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


SOMEONE !!!!


PLEASE!!!!


I just gave back the two kittens today.. I was fostering.. and one of them is now available for adoption... the other is under observation as she just wasn't developing well.. anyway.. I was "favouring" the healthy one that is available for adoption now anyway.

www.myspace.com/vee_gc for the story (read the blogs, view the pics)


STOP ME ! It's a 14 year commitment.. argh! FUCK !!! STOP ME!!!!

I'm actually crying because I miss Sooty. Damnit.

I was hoping to get another two kittens or a cat or something so then I could be distracted by this emotion. I became real close to Sooty. She is similar to Bibs personality wise that is probably why I liked her so much.

I got into fostering because I wanted other cats in my life yet not the 14 year committment (as Bibs lasted 14 years and Puddy is now 11 years old)... argh!

GoldCoastGirl
02-28-2008, 06:38 PM
Here is a pic of her:

http://a552.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l_bba0b28ef0c5d7fc14fe9675343ef00f.jpg

She is much bigger, healthier now than this picture.

I can't believe I'm actually crying over this.. man.. I thought I would enjoy giving her back.

I'm going to have to force myself to give myself 24 hours 'thought' on this as I'm soon going to have to go to work (work at pubs - topless waitressing and/or shows on Fridays)...

zxcire
02-28-2008, 06:41 PM
I want that kitty but I have 4 already...keeping 2 in the divorce and have one on hold for when I move. If you are in love with the kitty, keep the kitty.

Moving...I think next week...into my very own place. And they don't need a deposit or application or anything. Yay for contacts!!! I knew that knowing rich people would pay off one day...I mean keep paying off....

britt244
02-28-2008, 06:47 PM
hahahah ryan seacrest is too funny.. "you said this is embarrassing. this is not embarrassing at all." hell, i'd be embarrassed to sing after i got kicked off!

GoldCoastGirl
02-28-2008, 06:59 PM
I'm giving my vet a call.

Maybe he can talk me out of it.


Maybe looking at the initial costs of having a kitten would frighten me off from having her?

cherryripeboy
02-28-2008, 07:00 PM
^^Everytime I think of a cat I think of their piss... and they mess... I can't think of the good stuff or I'd take one home too.

Yekhefah
02-28-2008, 07:09 PM
Everybody in this club right now can kiss my ass in hell.

TheTempest
02-28-2008, 07:10 PM
^Anything I can kiss for you? }:D

Yekhefah
02-28-2008, 07:12 PM
Maybe sometime, but right now I am just seething and boiling with rage. I hate everyone right now and I want the whole world to fuck off and die. There's no reason for it either, I'm just in a really bitchy mood and a culmination of little things have all come together and set me off. I'm in one of those moods that used to make my ex-husband lock himself in the bathroom.

BalletBaby
02-28-2008, 07:13 PM
*refresh refresh refresh*

TheTempest
02-28-2008, 07:14 PM
Maybe sometime, but right now I am just seething and boiling with rage. I hate everyone right now and I want the whole world to fuck off and die. There's no reason for it either, I'm just in a really bitchy mood and a culmination of little things have all come together and set me off. I'm in one of those moods that used to make my ex-husband lock himself in the bathroom.

You be needing sexins?

Lunarobverse
02-28-2008, 07:14 PM
Yekhefah, how far does the remote for your butterfly reach?

;D

Yekhefah
02-28-2008, 07:16 PM
LOL. I probably do just need sex. I'm going to take the weekend off and masturbate a lot, go to the movies, order some pizza, and chill the fuck out. I just have to make it through the rest of this day first and I don't know if I can. An hour and a half left in my shift and I seriously don't know if I can make it without shoving someone's face into the fry vat.

GoldCoastGirl
02-28-2008, 07:18 PM
Okay.

Say I get pet health insurance for Sooty. Would it be worth it to do that or just to put the money I would have paid in pet health insurance aside into a savings account that will incur interest each month ?

I know I need some form of saving account as I learnt thru Bibs and now Puddy that when she reaches senior age.. her costs are going to skyrocket.. and I really doubt I will still be stripping 10 years from now.

If it wasn't for me, Puddy would definitely not be receiving the proper care he has needed and probably would have died a long time ago (esp. the costs of EMERGENCY vet care for Puddy).

Should I also go with the vet that has Puddy and also dealt with Bibs who is a good half hour to 45 min depending on traffic drive away from me... or go with the AWL shelter vet who is just "down the road" and is already dealing with Sooty?

Oh god. I can't believe I'm actually THINKING about this... what the fuck am I doing?!??!

britt244
02-28-2008, 07:19 PM
ugh. i know we're supposed to be all nice and fuzzy but i am just not a nice and fuzzy person sometimes. and one person really, really irritates me. usually people grow on me but this person has NOT at all.

um..where are lady jade and lola and everyoneeee? i need peoples to talk to. im in one of my needy moods.

GoldCoastGirl
02-28-2008, 07:21 PM
^^Everytime I think of a cat I think of their piss... and they mess... I can't think of the good stuff or I'd take one home too.



Ah. That won't work with someone who was raised with animals (mainly cats yet there were other animals) all through-out her life. I'm used to that aspect and even enjoy that aspect in a way. However when it comes to human children, this thought revolts the hell out of me.. that and the financial cost.. at least a cat will only last around 15-20 years.. a child lasts longer than that and costs a LOT more .. and just is ..well... not for me.


I still need someone to talk me OUT of adopting Sooty.

BalletBaby
02-28-2008, 07:22 PM
ugh. i know we're supposed to be all nice and fuzzy but i am just not a nice and fuzzy person sometimes. and one person really, really irritates me. usually people grow on me but this person has NOT at all.



Don't hate on me!:P

sun child
02-28-2008, 07:22 PM
Bad day at work Yek? :( I was in quite the mood today, too. Very self-loathing, sad, lonely and introspective. I tried to read New Yorker but I didn't get that far. I got very little sleep last night and I've only eaten soup today. I've lately been in a mood to shave off my hair and get my skull tattooed.

I'm thinking I should just start ignoring boys...they hurt me.

Yek do you like Margaret Cho? We should go see her at the Schnitz.
britt...I hope I am not the one you hate!

britt244
02-28-2008, 07:24 PM
Don't hate on me!:P

you know i dont like ya. sorry! :neener:

Lady Jade
02-28-2008, 07:26 PM
Ugh, stupid period. Why do I have you again? You only show up three times a year, why did you choose to come back to back months? And with cramps, no less! What did I do to piss you off?

cherryripeboy
02-28-2008, 07:26 PM
Ah. That won't work with someone who was raised with animals (mainly cats yet there were other animals) all through-out her life. I'm used to that aspect and even enjoy that aspect in a way. However when it comes to human children, this thought revolts the hell out of me.. that and the financial cost.. at least a cat will only last around 15-20 years.. a child lasts longer than that and costs a LOT more .. and just is ..well... not for me.


I still need someone to talk me OUT of adopting Sooty.

You see even if I got over the mess factor which is easy, I've had pets since I was born. Now I live with the empress... I may come home to an unusual meat served for dinner... no she wouldn't but sometimes.... she gets that look in her eyes mamma hamsters do...

no j/k :D

GoldCoastGirl
02-28-2008, 07:27 PM
If I adopted Sooty.. I could finally train a cat to use the toilet (http://www.karawynn.net/mishacat/toilet.html)! Also train a cat to walk on a leash.. and also train her like I did with Bibs (it took awhile yet the training stuck) to do a few "trained" behaviors (like stop walking when i stand next to her).

She is a psycho kitten. A bundle of energy. A little trouble as she did soil the house here in spots except I think that had more to do with establishing dominance over Puddy (the resident 11 yr old cat) as this was a confident kitten.

I think I liked how Sooty didn't like Puddy and adored me (she was my shadow). Plus she does amuse herself and I did enjoy playing with her.

ARGH!

24 hours Vanessa. DO NOT MAKE A DECISION BEFORE THAT TIME!!!!!

britt244
02-28-2008, 07:28 PM
^...use the toilet? :O why would you do that?

Lunarobverse
02-28-2008, 07:29 PM
ugh. i know we're supposed to be all nice and fuzzy but i am just not a nice and fuzzy person sometimes. and one person really, really irritates me. usually people grow on me but this person has NOT at all.

Don't hate on me!

Lunarobverse
02-28-2008, 07:30 PM
Ugh, stupid period. Why do I have you again? You only show up three times a year, why did you choose to come back to back months? And with cramps, no less! What did I do to piss you off?

There's something odd about this statement that I'm quite unable to place. Or maybe I'm mis-remembering high school sex-ed.

britt244
02-28-2008, 07:30 PM
Don't hate on me!

it's the hat.

;)

Lola Rose
02-28-2008, 07:31 PM
britt- I'm here, whoat do ya need?

I'm also home, so if you wanna call me, my phone is alive :)

sun child
02-28-2008, 07:31 PM
At least I played my Telecaster today. A lot. I learned Landslide and a Dixie Chicks song. I sang my heart out.

I'm going to Mexico in two weeks.