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BrunetteGoddess
03-02-2008, 06:07 PM
Ohhh I see it now! Is it a cowl neck?

I think that's what it's called. Always makes my eyes stand out with that color:-*

Yekhefah
03-02-2008, 06:19 PM
^^^ Yes it does!

I went to the Dollar Scholar to say hello to Ned Flanders (he owns the place, seriously, it's really him) and buy goofy stuff for my secret bunny, and then I went to this fucking AMAZING vintage store. I don't know how I got out of there because I could've seriously spent days in that place. I got three pretty skirts (one of them silk), a gorgeous black half-slip with a lace ruffle around the bottom (to peek out from under the skirts), a beautiful long green 1930's style lace dress, and a little polka-dot 1950's housewife dress (the A-line kind with the wide white pointed collar). My total: $40.50. ;D

And then I went shopping for fresh fruits and veggies, and made myself a stir-fry. I are happycat today.

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 06:24 PM
Anyone know what a timeshare is?

Snowles
03-02-2008, 06:24 PM
I think that's what it's called. Always makes my eyes stand out with that color:-*

You is real pretty. :)

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 06:25 PM
^^^ Yes it does!

I went to the Dollar Scholar to say hello to Ned Flanders (he owns the place, seriously, it's really him)

Tell him to rename it the Leftoriam:D

britt244
03-02-2008, 06:29 PM
mmmm time for a silky comforter/mr butterball bath.. i'll probably throw in half an mmm too.. maybe. i only have a half hour because i need to be out in time for rock of love! i'm definately going to miss the beginning.

Yekhefah
03-02-2008, 06:31 PM
Anyone know what a timeshare is?

Several people (who may or may not know each other) share the cost for purchasing a vacation unit, like a condo. Under the timeshare agreement, each purchaser gets a certain amount of time each year that the condo is theirs. Obviously schedules have to be coordinated, but it's a pretty inexpensive way to have your own vacation condo in the mountains or whatever for a few weeks a year.

RoseLeigh
03-02-2008, 06:34 PM
YES! New place to live come June. Iiiiii can't waaaaiiiit to get the hell out of here!

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 06:35 PM
Several people (who may or may not know each other) share the cost for purchasing a vacation unit, like a condo. Under the timeshare agreement, each purchaser gets a certain amount of time each year that the condo is theirs. Obviously schedules have to be coordinated, but it's a pretty inexpensive way to have your own vacation condo in the mountains or whatever for a few weeks a year.

Oooooo thanks! I found one in Hawaii, but I know absolutely nothing about timeshares. Hopefully that's something we'll cover in depth in my finance class.

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 06:36 PM
YES! New place to live come June. Iiiiii can't waaaaiiiit to get the hell out of here!

Where?!

RoseLeigh
03-02-2008, 06:52 PM
Where?!

Still in NJ. I have another year before I graduate, and then run away to Portland or something. I'm just glad to be getting out of my house of crazy!

Lady Jade
03-02-2008, 06:57 PM
Still in NJ. I have another year before I graduate, and then run away to Portland or something. I'm just glad to be getting out of my house of crazy!

Are you moving in with me?!?! ;D

RoseLeigh
03-02-2008, 07:02 PM
Are you moving in with me?!?! ;D

Hah! I wish. Cookiehaus.

Lady Jade
03-02-2008, 07:04 PM
Hah! I wish. Cookiehaus.

I would love to live with someone who would eat tofu with me!

RoseLeigh
03-02-2008, 07:05 PM
And I've opened an ING account so I can earn at least a teeny tiny amount of interest and keep my money out of the way of my check card. Summer semester + security deposit=keep my grubby paws off my own cash! Slowly moving forward...

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 07:08 PM
If I had a cookie house, I would eat it.

OdysseusNJ
03-02-2008, 07:14 PM
Holy crap. Catching up on TRT whlie tipsy. Here goes. Also Queensryche rocks even harder when I'm tipsy enough to ignore how silly it is!


I don't know what the hell happened, but I sat on the couch to watch "The Matrix" and fell asleep for 4 hours! :O

Keanu Reeves happened. "duuuude..."...



posting is taking way longer than it should with my signature... i have to watch the clip 2x after every post... ha...

ashdahsdkjk fuck the first performance driving school I checked into (BMWCCA) won't let me play becaise my car is a convertible rhahjashrjkashqr! However I did find some autoX events. Rarrw there are some many horsepower to go!


I want to see the look in his eyes as he penetrates, the combination of wonder and pleasure shivering up his spine. The way his eyes would close halfway and then refocus because he'd be too intent on making sure it felt good for me too. The way he'd murmur "You like that?" in my ear, coaxing responses. The way he'd slowly rock back and forth until he has to stop, embedded, gasping. The look in his eyes as he comes back to himself, still gentle and thinking of me.


MMkay you need to start separate threads if you're going to be that hot, OK? Kthx!


The other day I actually woke up with my ass in the air and my legs apart after a sex dream. I was ASLEEP WITH MY ASS IN THE AIR!

Hahah once I fucked my ex-GF in our sleep, like we actually both woke up during the act that was awesome!


^ O_o You got hotter suddenly.

A long time ago I came to the conclustion that I should play down my technical expertise when attempting to attract women and your TRT comments over the past week are single handedly challgengin (fuck i can't slpell for shit) this long standing theory of mine.

Also that little chick in the tub pic was awesome!



I just had to share this, y'all. I now have so damn many hummingbirds visiting my feeder every day, I don't know which is which anymore. They've been drinking over two and a half cups of sugar water a week! So today I made more, and took the feeder down to scrub it out (it gets black mold in it if I don't do this weekly), and one of the birds darted away as I came outside to get it. I took it in, scrubbed it and refilled it, and stepped outside to hang it back up...

One of the males was already darting around and he fluttered all around me in excitement as I hung the feeder back up. For a brief second, his wings brushed my hand. He clicked and chirped, and I hadn't even finished hanging the feeder up before he was drinking from it. I slowly backed away just a couple of steps to watch him eat. When he was done, instead of flitting away, he made a quick move toward me and hovered for a second as if to say "thanks," and then he disappeared.

I'm still quivering. That was the coolest damn thing!

Oh my god this makes me want to move away to some place with hummingbirds oh that's so cool!


haha i'm just about to head out to get a big greasy garlic lamb kebab, some french fries, and a big bottle of coke. the ultimate hangover remedy.

Yes greasy food is an awesome weapon against post drinking blech


Yay! Tempest and Odysseus are coming over for dinner!

You are such an awesome host! I want to come over when you cook one day though.

Jay Zeno
03-02-2008, 07:14 PM
Life is kicking my ass today. Then I saw a guy walking slowly and painfully with a walker. I realized I have nothing to complain about. So now I have my ass kicked and I'm feeling guilty for it. But it's OK.

Lady Jade
03-02-2008, 07:17 PM
You are such an awesome host! I want to come over when you cook one day though.

In that case, you can come over any of the 4 nights a week that I cook! I try to avoid cooking on weekends because... well... why should I ruin my relaxation time? I'm probably making apricot-glazed chicken tomorrow if you want to swing by!

Snowles
03-02-2008, 07:17 PM
If I had a cookie house, I would eat it.

...but you'd share, right?

Lunarobverse
03-02-2008, 07:24 PM
I'm so bad at the eating today.

Got a white cheddar and applewood smoked bacon cheeseburger at Mike's Drive-In for lunch/breakfast (slept in late) and then a friend of mine was making the trek down to Fry's with his 2-year-old son and wanted me to tag along so the grown-ups outnumbered the child and we ended up eating dinner at Wendy's. I'm going to feel like shizzle tomorrow, especially after I weigh in.

But I had some good news, too. The Apple Genius replaced my failing laptop battery for me and now my laptop won't shut down abruptly like it's been doing (hopefully). Did anyone know that Apple only normally covers laptop batteries for the first year, even if you buy the three-year extended warranty? I didn't even have to talk him into it, though, he just offered.

Lola Rose
03-02-2008, 07:25 PM
Smirking/smiling at the camera? In my car.

And no, it's not a robe, it's a sweater.

I have a sweater just like that! :P

no, you had a different one before, didn't you?

Lunarobverse
03-02-2008, 07:25 PM
In that case, you can come over any of the 4 nights a week that I cook! I try to avoid cooking on weekends because... well... why should I ruin my relaxation time? I'm probably making apricot-glazed chicken tomorrow if you want to swing by!

You have three-day weekends?

Lady Jade
03-02-2008, 07:29 PM
You have three-day weekends?

Well, I don't usually cook on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sunday because... well, I don't feel like it! ;D

If I plan to cook on a Friday, I pick another weekday to not cook.

britt244
03-02-2008, 07:32 PM
i got a sample of a face cream and its a good thing i put it on at night.. this is HEAVY.

OdysseusNJ
03-02-2008, 07:34 PM
You have three-day weekends?

It's a Jersey thing, don't you know Lunar? Sheesh!

OdysseusNJ
03-02-2008, 07:44 PM
Is it just me or is it slow tonight on SW?

Thank god I wrote down all the chores I had to finish tonight before I started drinking.

Lysondra
03-02-2008, 07:45 PM
Holy fuck, everytime I see a Lysondra pic I forget what I was doing or thinking at the moment....

You're so sweet. :hug:

OdysseusNJ
03-02-2008, 07:49 PM
You're so sweet. :hug:

Hey what time is it right now in your timezone Lys?

Lysondra
03-02-2008, 07:50 PM
Hey what time is it right now in your timezone Lys?

Almost 1pm.

Lunarobverse
03-02-2008, 07:51 PM
It's a Jersey thing, don't you know Lunar? Sheesh!

I am so jealous!

Lunarobverse
03-02-2008, 07:52 PM
Well, I don't usually cook on Fridays, Saturdays, and Sunday because... well, I don't feel like it! ;D

If I plan to cook on a Friday, I pick another weekday to not cook.

I figured you were including Friday dinner as "weekend". That's what I do, too.

OdysseusNJ
03-02-2008, 08:00 PM
I am so jealous!

We should start a couch hopping thread where SWers offer/request couch space to sw'ers who want to visit parts of the world like for instance all the people (cough cough me) who want to visit portland again. Of course it would have to be supplemented with PMs and discretion but you get the point.

I'm pretty sure that's a good idea not just a drunk idea but anyone feel free to tell me I'm just tipsy. Or maybe it's been done before.

Also spilling champage on the keyboard = FTL. I might have to come back later.

Lunarobverse
03-02-2008, 08:01 PM
We should start a couch hopping thread where SWers offer/request couch space to sw'ers who want to visit parts of the world like for instance all the people (cough cough me) who want to visit portland again. Of course it would have to be supplemented with PMs and discretion but you get the point.

I'm pretty sure that's a good idea not just a drunk idea but anyone feel free to tell me I'm just tipsy. Or maybe it's been done before.

Also spilling champage on the keyboard = FTL. I might have to come back later.

I have a two-bedroom apartment with couches in the living room and the second bedroom. I could totally accomdate couch surfers in Portland. Just sayin'.

gingerlee
03-02-2008, 08:09 PM
I think I just realized I am booked all the way into fucking November. What the fucking hell Ginger? How about getting a damn social life, or at least pretending to get one?

cameron_keys
03-02-2008, 08:09 PM
We should start a couch hopping thread where SWers offer/request couch space to sw'ers who want to visit parts of the world like for instance all the people (cough cough me) who want to visit portland again. Of course it would have to be supplemented with PMs and discretion but you get the point.

I'm pretty sure that's a good idea not just a drunk idea but anyone feel free to tell me I'm just tipsy. Or maybe it's been done before.



I'm totally willing to host anyone that want to come here...of course it would have to be SW-ers that I "know"..not just random newbies! But...ummm...smart,cool, hot people staying in my house?
yeah....I'm up for that!!

Lady Jade
03-02-2008, 08:11 PM
I'm totally willing to host anyone that want to come here...of course it would have to be SW-ers that I "know"..not just random newbies! But...ummm...smart,cool, hot people staying in my house?
yeah....I'm up for that!!

*dives head-first on cam's couch*

Lunarobverse
03-02-2008, 08:16 PM
I'm totally willing to host anyone that want to come here...of course it would have to be SW-ers that I "know"..not just random newbies! But...ummm...smart,cool, hot people staying in my house?
yeah....I'm up for that!!

I think I saw a movie that started out like that once.

Bow-chicka-bow-bow!

Lysondra
03-02-2008, 08:23 PM
Ugh... I had a pill of fantasy some dude gave me at a show and put it in my pocket and told him I'd have it later. I forgot it was there and did my laundry with it.

Would a pill of illegal narcotics through the wash on your clothes set off those drug thingies at an airport?

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 08:34 PM
...but you'd share, right?

Of course!

britt244
03-02-2008, 08:37 PM
Ugh... I had a pill of fantasy some dude gave me at a show and put it in my pocket and told him I'd have it later. I forgot it was there and did my laundry with it.

Would a pill of illegal narcotics through the wash on your clothes set off those drug thingies at an airport?

whats fantasy?

i feel like ive been eating all day but i guess its because im not eating MUCH when i eat every few hours. first i had oatmeal, then turkey with gravy, then yogurt and cheezits, then soup, and now wheat thins with port wine cheese. i guess thats normal for a whole day of eating.

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 08:37 PM
I'm totally willing to host anyone that want to come here...of course it would have to be SW-ers that I "know"..not just random newbies! But...ummm...smart,cool, hot people staying in my house?
yeah....I'm up for that!!

Ooooo I've never been to Florida! Do I have to be smart, cool, and hot though?


Ugh... I had a pill of fantasy some dude gave me at a show and put it in my pocket and told him I'd have it later. I forgot it was there and did my laundry with it.

Would a pill of illegal narcotics through the wash on your clothes set off those drug thingies at an airport?

If it dissolved, I doubt it. Or else just wash them twice.

StrawberrySwitchblade
03-02-2008, 08:38 PM
I'm hungry for mashed potatoes, gravy, and french cut green beans. Mmmm...warm, homecooked meal.

StrawberrySwitchblade
03-02-2008, 08:39 PM
BTW, the town opened a new grocery store and sweet merciful fuck is it HUGE. I almost had an orgasm taking it all in. It was like Disneyland, but with fresh produce.

gingerlee
03-02-2008, 08:41 PM
Mmmm, green beans. I think I have some in my pantry, would I be weird if I ate a can of them for dinner?

Yekhefah
03-02-2008, 08:41 PM
I'm really horny. But I don't necessarily want sex. I want to grind hard on someone's lap while he gropes my tits and gives me absolutely filthy talk in a low voice, until we both have shuddering orgasms together. Maybe I should take a work trip to L.A.

cameron_keys
03-02-2008, 08:46 PM
Ooooo I've never been to Florida! Do I have to be smart, cool, and hot though?


.

As if you arent all 3!!


Mmmm, green beans. I think I have some in my pantry, would I be weird if I ate a can of them for dinner?

Umm..I've done that. I'm not really a fan of canned veggies..but once in a blue moon I want canned cut green beans. Maybe with a piece of Ellio's frozen pizza so I can REALLY feel like I'm in grade school again!

britt244
03-02-2008, 08:47 PM
adrianne curry paid $14,000 for her boob job? ridiculous.

Lady Jade
03-02-2008, 08:48 PM
adrianne curry paid $14,000 for her boob job? ridiculous.

Well, she doesn't appear to be the sharpest tool in the shed...

RoseLeigh
03-02-2008, 08:49 PM
My new handheld vaccuum is awesome. Looks so clean in here.