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BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 08:49 PM
As if you arent all 3!!



:sing: If I only had a brain. . .:sing:

Lexi
03-02-2008, 08:50 PM
I am in the mood for chocolate chip cookies and milk. I NEVER want that, but damn.

G-Real
03-02-2008, 08:51 PM
Well, she doesn't appear to be the sharpest tool in the shed...

so your saying that shes a hoe? ;D

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/Cangkul.jpg

Lady Jade
03-02-2008, 08:53 PM
My new handheld vaccuum is awesome. Looks so clean in here.

I :heartbeat mine! I'm glad I asked for it for Christmas instead of some useless thing that would have just sat in my closet.


so your saying that shes a hoe? ;D

:-X

britt244
03-02-2008, 08:55 PM
I am in the mood for chocolate chip cookies and milk. I NEVER want that, but damn.

now *i* want that. im sick of eating healthy.

OdysseusNJ
03-02-2008, 08:58 PM
I *always* want chocolate chip cookies and milk. I haven't outgrown that since it started when I was about 6.

RoseLeigh
03-02-2008, 08:58 PM
I :heartbeat mine! I'm glad I asked for it for Christmas instead of some useless thing that would have just sat in my closet.

It's a fairly cheapy Black & Decker from Target, but it's so much better than my old Dirt Devil. I wish it wasn't rechargeable, but I vacuumed my bookshelves sucessfully. Yay for lack of dust.

jaizaine
03-02-2008, 08:59 PM
It's hot here today. Im fucking grumpy now. I used to love hot weather now I fucking hate it. Plus summer has just finished and we were starting to have much cooler weather and now it's heated up again BOO.

G-Real
03-02-2008, 08:59 PM
It's hot here today. Im fucking grumpy now. I used to love hot weather now I fucking hate it. Plus summer has just finished and we were starting to have much cooler weather and now it's heated up again BOO. what is cool weather in Australia?

britt244
03-02-2008, 09:01 PM
wtf? theres been like 6 episodes of my fair brady and next week is the finale?

Lunarobverse
03-02-2008, 09:02 PM
I bought a giant chocolate chip cookie from Starbucks today to go with my coffee.

When I bit into it, it broke and half of it fell on the ground.

I was sad but I didn't really need the calories so it was a partial win. I totally considered invoking the 5-second rule, though.

jaizaine
03-02-2008, 09:03 PM
what is cool weather in Australia?

Between 17 and 22C is what i meant by cool. I live in Melbourne which gets more of the cooler weather. IN QLD and Perth you don't get as much cooler temperatures.

Lexi
03-02-2008, 09:07 PM
now *i* want that. im sick of eating healthy.


Seriously. Me too. :( And if I had them in my house, I swear I'd eat a whole sleeve of them too.

G-Real
03-02-2008, 09:10 PM
Between 17 and 22C is what i meant by cool. I live in Melbourne which gets more of the cooler weather. IN QLD and Perth you don't get as much cooler temperatures.

*glances at the snow outside*

yeah 17-22C is terrible :P

jaizaine
03-02-2008, 09:11 PM
^^^
ill take snow please ;D

No i meant i lliked it that temperature. Today is 28C - too hot!

I like thunderstorms and rain.

Lexi
03-02-2008, 09:11 PM
I bought a giant chocolate chip cookie from Starbucks today to go with my coffee.

When I bit into it, it broke and half of it fell on the ground.

I was sad but I didn't really need the calories so it was a partial win. I totally considered invoking the 5-second rule, though.

Oh man, nothing pisses me off more than wasting a good piece of JUNK. I probably would have *teared* a little if I dropped my cookie. :'(

This reminds me...my friend and I stopped at the Godiva store and bought 2 chocolate covered strawberries.One for me and one for her. (fuckers came to $10.02...seriously FIVE dollars for one fuckin strawberry)

Anyway, she had JUST finished saying "That is an expensive strawberry. If I drop it, I swear I will eat it off the ground."

LO AND BEHOLD, the girl drops the little fucker and proceeds to pick it up and EAT it.

I dont think I ever laughed so much in my life.

TigersMilk
03-02-2008, 09:13 PM
I'm about to spend 10K on myself on Tuesday. OMG I've never spent this much money on myself at one time. I'm freakin out a bit. *breathes heavy*

I want chocolate and sleep.
I should do math and I guess I'll have to. Maybe I will promise myself chocolate to get through math.

There is so much going on in the next two weeks. I fucking hope I can just hold everything together. Then I can have some sweet sweet sleep in recovery time.

G-Real
03-02-2008, 09:14 PM
^^^
ill take snow please ;D

No i meant i lliked it that temperature. Today is 28C - too hot!

I like thunderstorms and rain.

I would so trade you right now......chance to go out on my bike without having to put on 3 layers sounds great

don't worry I think there is more snow expected here this week

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 09:15 PM
I'm about to spend 10K on myself on Tuesday. OMG I've never spent this much money on myself at one time. I'm freakin out a bit. *breathes heavy*



What are you spending it on?

jaizaine
03-02-2008, 09:16 PM
^^
we dont get snow where I live. Only about 5 hours away in the ski mountains in winter.

TigersMilk
03-02-2008, 09:24 PM
What are you spending it on?

Boobies:boobies: & lipo.

sxybrat07
03-02-2008, 09:36 PM
Boobies:boobies: & lipo.


Oooh new bewbies? What size? What kind? Can I touch 'em? }:D

Lady Jade
03-02-2008, 09:47 PM
Dammit, the laundry company figured out our scam with new $10 bills being credited as $20 when we reload our laundry card. Bye-bye half priced laundry. :(

Oh well, time for bed. Night, SW! :wave:

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 09:50 PM
Boobies:boobies: & lipo.

Don't forget to post pics once you heal;D

And good luck with the surgery!

TigersMilk
03-02-2008, 09:55 PM
Oooh new bewbies? What size? What kind? Can I touch 'em? }:D
I got moderate plus salines the first time and now I'm going up a tad +100cc to around 500cc total. Going for moderate size silicone ones. I would snuggle you in my new breasticles if I could. ;D


Don't forget to post pics once you heal;D

And good luck with the surgery!

Once I don't look like I was beaten up inside a burlap sack and boobs drop a bit I'll pic whore away. And thank you!;)

Darcy Foxx
03-02-2008, 10:00 PM
i had my first day of university today. it was nice.

also i have decided to attempt to go vegetarian.

gingerlee
03-02-2008, 10:09 PM
I am officially done with b/g porn unless something magical happens that makes me change my mind. (A contract with a company, etc.) But since I don't see that happening, its girl girl from here on out, and I'm HAPPY about that!

Darcy Foxx
03-02-2008, 10:11 PM
i'm still trying to decide if i wanna do solo porn. still very unsure... i want to, but i do worry if it might impact my future life plans.

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 10:13 PM
I'm so hungry. I literally feel like I haven't eaten all day. And there's nothing in my apartment I want. Thanks period>:(

cameron_keys
03-02-2008, 10:14 PM
I am officially done with b/g porn unless something magical happens that makes me change my mind. (A contract with a company, etc.) But since I don't see that happening, its girl girl from here on out, and I'm HAPPY about that!

Really? THAT bad huh? I'm almost there myself...my body cant take the abuse much longer.

gingerlee
03-02-2008, 10:18 PM
Really? THAT bad huh? I'm almost there myself...my body cant take the abuse much longer.

Yeah, the wear and tear on my body was the main reason I wanted to stop doing b/g. It seems like 9 times out of 10 the male talent gets off on trying to hurt me or be mean to me, and I'm not putting up with that shit. I don't want to risk actually getting hurt or ending up bitter and pissed at myself for continuing to work in a way that doesn't make me happy. I've done more than 100 scenes, so I'm over it.

I'm gonna keep working, but not do anything with guys anymore. I don't even want that many shoots, just a couple a month when I'm not at a feature booking, so I think I'll be ok.

cameron_keys
03-02-2008, 10:29 PM
I'm gonna keep working, but not do anything with guys anymore. I don't even want that many shoots, just a couple a month when I'm not at a feature booking, so I think I'll be ok.


If i could get a cpl g/g or solo shoots a month I'd be happy. I rarely get booked for either. I've never really had a male talent be mean or try to hurt me(directors on the other hand have had to be put in their place once or twice)...but everything a b/g shoot involves...shooting for hours on end, twisting your body into hideously painful positions so the camera gets the best angles..freezing in place to take the stills....by the end of this LA trip my muscles were literally twitching uncontrollably with fatigue.

If I could do nothing but solo and g/g I'd be much happier.

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 10:42 PM
Just ate scrambled eggs and peanut butter toast and I'm still hungry. Who wants to go to IHOP with me?

Lunarobverse
03-02-2008, 10:44 PM
Just ate scrambled eggs and peanut butter toast and I'm still hungry. Who wants to go to IHOP with me?

I would but I just ate three donuts.

G'night, SW.

sxybrat07
03-02-2008, 10:48 PM
Just ate scrambled eggs and peanut butter toast and I'm still hungry. Who wants to go to IHOP with me?

Mmmmm I do! Waffles....

RoseLeigh
03-02-2008, 10:53 PM
Yeah, the wear and tear on my body was the main reason I wanted to stop doing b/g. It seems like 9 times out of 10 the male talent gets off on trying to hurt me or be mean to me, and I'm not putting up with that shit. I don't want to risk actually getting hurt or ending up bitter and pissed at myself for continuing to work in a way that doesn't make me happy. I've done more than 100 scenes, so I'm over it.

I'm gonna keep working, but not do anything with guys anymore. I don't even want that many shoots, just a couple a month when I'm not at a feature booking, so I think I'll be ok.

Can I ask WHY the guys are like that? Is it just some macho thing? B/c you'd think they'd understand that it's just acting. Boys have cooties.

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 10:55 PM
Mmmmm I do! Waffles....

Yay! Ok, I guess we can meet on the border of Texas and New Mexico. Deal?:P

sxybrat07
03-02-2008, 10:58 PM
Yay! Ok, I guess we can meet on the border of Texas and New Mexico. Deal?:P

But...what if there's not an IHOP there??? :'(

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 10:59 PM
But...what if there's not an IHOP there??? :'(

Then we build one!!!

cameron_keys
03-02-2008, 11:00 PM
Can I ask WHY the guys are like that? Is it just some macho thing? B/c you'd think they'd understand that it's just acting. Boys have cooties.

Most companies. ..esp in LA want the hard fast ramming type scenes. Thats what sells. Most of the guys I've worked with have done everything they can to be as gentle as possible, but if its too gentle and "wussy" then the clip or DVD wont sell.

And if you do a shoot like I just did with Shane Diesel(aka Blackzilla)...the guy is THE biggest guy in porn right now. As in big cock, not just big name...hes as big around as a coke can. So no matter how gentle he is..you are going to be torn to pieces.

sxybrat07
03-02-2008, 11:01 PM
Then we build one!!!

Yay! Stripper IHOP!!! :dance:

RoseLeigh
03-02-2008, 11:05 PM
Most companies. ..esp in LA want the hard fast ramming type scenes. Thats what sells. Most of the guys I've worked with have done everything they can to be as gentle as possible, but if its too gentle and "wussy" then the clip or DVD wont sell.

And if you do a shoot like I just did with Shane Diesel(aka Blackzilla)...the guy is THE biggest guy in porn right now. As in big cock, not just big name...hes as big around as a coke can. So no matter how gentle he is..you are going to be torn to pieces.

I wish that wasn't the sort of thing that sells. I would pay to see porn that looks like sex! Not vice versa! I am glad that some of the guys do try to make it less painful.

BalletBaby
03-02-2008, 11:21 PM
Yay! Stripper IHOP!!! :dance:

Hmmm I never thought of that:thinking:

Excuse me sir, would you like some titties with those pancakes?:boobies: }:D



And the breeder I'm going to has new puppy pics. I think I almost died of cuteness.

gingerlee
03-02-2008, 11:41 PM
Can I ask WHY the guys are like that? Is it just some macho thing? B/c you'd think they'd understand that it's just acting. Boys have cooties.


Most companies. ..esp in LA want the hard fast ramming type scenes. Thats what sells. Most of the guys I've worked with have done everything they can to be as gentle as possible, but if its too gentle and "wussy" then the clip or DVD wont sell.

And if you do a shoot like I just did with Shane Diesel(aka Blackzilla)...the guy is THE biggest guy in porn right now. As in big cock, not just big name...hes as big around as a coke can. So no matter how gentle he is..you are going to be torn to pieces.

Basically it's what Cameron said. The guys are pushed to be more 'extreme' than other male talent so they can have an edge on the competition, even if it means making a girl feel like shit or hurting her in some way. It ends up looking like a circus act instead of sex most of the time, and that's why I don't want to do guys anymore. I mean really, I have nothing against girls that do a 50 guy all anal gang bang with a cumfart cockatail at the end and just don't care how they are treated, but I don't want to be that girl. :-\

I'll take cutesy/lame/predictable g/g and solo work over that type of shit any day of the week.

Yekhefah
03-02-2008, 11:45 PM
Wow, I don't think I'll be fantasizing about doing porn anymore.

I just masturbated for like two hours. I had a teasy IM session with a guy who was really into me in high school and recently found me on MySpace ten years later, and then he called me on the phone and we had an hour's worth of phone sex, and then I hung up with him and called K and had the most intense orgasm I've had in years, and then I hung up with him and gave myself a couple more screaming orgasms just for good measure. Like really, I was here by myself with no one around and I was actually screaming. I'm so sore right now but damn was it worth it. I needed that!

GoldCoastGirl
03-02-2008, 11:45 PM
Is it wrong to have a crush on the guy who manages the complex I live within?

I'm just sex starved and he is nice to me all the time? I don't know if I'm reading it all wrong .. and am just wanting a root and/or a relationship so bad thus I might be reading into it all a bit too much...

My problem is that if I do get "the balls" to ask him out for coffee/drinks or something .. and he says NO or he is in a relationship (as I have no idea.. he seems rather single)... it might prove uncomfortable in re having to deal with him in the future.

RoseLeigh
03-03-2008, 12:03 AM
Basically it's what Cameron said. The guys are pushed to be more 'extreme' than other male talent so they can have an edge on the competition, even if it means making a girl feel like shit or hurting her in some way. It ends up looking like a circus act instead of sex most of the time, and that's why I don't want to do guys anymore. I mean really, I have nothing against girls that do a 50 guy all anal gang bang with a cumfart cockatail at the end and just don't care how they are treated, but I don't want to be that girl. :-\

I'll take cutesy/lame/predictable g/g and solo work over that type of shit any day of the week.

I can't blame you, Ginger! I have a lot of respect for you guys. It just sounds like really hard work. The extreme thing is so dumb, but guys must like it. I maintain my idea that porn should look like sex, not circuses. Unless it's clownporn. :O

All Good Things
03-03-2008, 12:35 AM
...and then he called me on the phone and we had an hour's worth of phone sex, and then I hung up with him and called K and had the most intense orgasm I've had in years, and then I hung up with him and gave myself a couple more screaming orgasms just for good measure.

I hope you were using a cell phone. Cords get twisted around all the wrong things.

I confess that I totally lost track of which hand was doing what.

Note to Lysondra: That's how it's done. Mindfucking at its best.

Darcy Foxx
03-03-2008, 12:37 AM
woohoo. i'm in zoo weekly this week as their 'web babe of the week', and i'll be in there again next week in their feature on 'australias hottest uni students'

GoldCoastGirl
03-03-2008, 12:43 AM
^^^^ Now THAT is worth enrolling into uni !! ;D

Way to go Darcy! I will definitely look out for you :)