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Darcy Foxx
03-03-2008, 01:04 AM
i am REALLY sick of random guys sending me photos of their genitals on myspace. it's so fucking gross.

GoldCoastGirl
03-03-2008, 01:06 AM
My handbag, belly dance veil, zills, make up has been found !!!!!


WOOOOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!! ;D

Just going to go 'collect' it from the person who found it tomorrow afternoon... making a special trip back to Collingwood Park due to it.


The only things now stolen are my torch, fluffy handcuffs and $1 orange water pistol. They can have them as they are all easily replace-able...


YAY ME for putting my mobile number on a business card within it! HAHAHAHA!!!!

;D ;D

*happy dance*


This makes getting my birth certificate a hell of a lot easier (might as well continue to get it in case this does happen again)....

jaizaine
03-03-2008, 01:06 AM
^^^
ewwwwww why do guys think they are gonna turn girls on with dick pics?

i checked out adult match maker or something once to see this guys profile who works with my bf (for a laugh) and we were unpleasantly surprised to see that his profile pic was just his dick! not even a face! many on there were the same.

the grossest part was that he told my bf to check it out LOL.

Darcy Foxx
03-03-2008, 01:08 AM
^^^
ewwwwww why do guys think they are gonna turn girls on with dick pics?

i checked out adult match maker or something once to see this guys profile who works with my bf (for a laugh) and we were unpleasantly surprised to see that his profile pic was just his dick! not even a face! many on there were the same.

the grossest part was that he told my bf to check it out LOL.

ugh, i have no idea what they're thinking.

from now on, when they send me cock pics, i post their myspace URL in a bulletin so everyone can laugh at them.

jaizaine
03-03-2008, 01:11 AM
haha that's GOLD Darcy.

I wonder if this thread will get to 1000 pages tonight.

TheTempest
03-03-2008, 01:18 AM
Boy is pissing me right the fuck off. Stupid boys. I want a girlfriend. Anyone? Anyone? Buehler?

I VOLUNTEER!!


I have a two-bedroom apartment with couches in the living room and the second bedroom. I could totally accomdate couch surfers in Portland. Just sayin'.

Dude. Count me in. Sometime this summer will probably be good. How much are flights?


I'm totally willing to host anyone that want to come here...of course it would have to be SW-ers that I "know"..not just random newbies! But...ummm...smart,cool, hot people staying in my house?
yeah....I'm up for that!!

Again, how much are flights? And can I sleep in your bed, I'm scared of women's couches... and only hot women's couches. :)


My handbag, belly dance veil, zills, make up has been found !!!!!



Thank goodness!!



Holy crap, I'm the person of the week. This is intimidating!!!!!

Lysondra
03-03-2008, 01:23 AM
I'm trying to figure out why/how it was returned, Vee. If someone stole it...wouldn't they keep it? Otherwise what's the point? How did they break into the car again? That's so weird.

jaizaine
03-03-2008, 01:27 AM
^^^
maybe they were looking for cash and then disgarded the other stuff and someone found it?

or misplaced?

I just got your text Vee, im glad they found your stuff ;D yey

All Good Things
03-03-2008, 01:30 AM
Things to tell a 7-year-old little girl to make her laugh hysterically while you are drying her hair and she is singing.

"You have a pimple on your butt."

"The guinea pigs peed on me today."

"If you leak (fart) again, then it's my turn next."

"When you got the dog all wet today, her butt froze to the sidewalk."


So she's in her top bunk bed, lights out, door ajar. She is still singing. I walk in and climb up and bring my face close to hers.

AOC: Daddy, did you hear me singing?

TOO: No, sweetheart, I was in another part of the house.

AOC: I was singing so you would come here.

TOO: That's very sweet of you, honey, but you don't have to sing. I can read your mind whenever you need me.

AOC: Folds her arms in front of her chest, frowns and raises her eyebrows (I swear to God, she folded her arms). Where do they learn these things?) "I don't believe you. What am I thinking now?" (Big smile, disbelieving smirk.)

TOO: (Thinking quickly) Honey, I can only read your mind when you need me. You don't need me right now, so I can't read your mind.

AOC: (Ignoring me completely) "What am thinking right now?

TOO: Sweetheart, no matter what I say, you are just going to say "that's not it."

AOC: (Pause). "No I won't. What am I thinking? Come on, you can't do it."

TOO: "Of course I can. I love you and know everything about you."

AOC: "So tell me."

TOO: "So how do you need me right now?"

AOC: (impatient) "Daddy, I need you to tell me!"

TOO: "OK, you are thinking about how I look different without the snash."

AOC: (Long pause) No, that's not it.

TOO: "Of course it is -- I told you I could read your mind."

AOC: "That's not it."

TOO: "OK, what was it?"

AOC: "I was thinking that you are going to bring me a milk shake."

TOO: "Sweetheart, you are deathly allergic to milk; you know that. I would never bring you anything with milk."

AOC: (Thinking quickly) "A milk shake with soy milk."

TOO: "You are just making this up."

AOC: "What am I thinking now?"

TOO: "Something new to make up."

AOC: (Ignoring me again) "What am I thinking now? It's about your head."

TOO: "That you think it's funny that I smack my head sometimes getting out of the car."

AOC: (giggles) No, that's not it.

TOO: "OK, I give up, what is it?"

AOC: "I want to kiss you goodnight. On your head."

MsQwerty
03-03-2008, 01:35 AM
^^^Its not that unusual actually, a lot of stuff from thefts like this get found. People usually just want the cash and if theres anything of value thats grabable they will take it too. I bet they broke in, found the stripper clothing, joked about it and thought it was funny to run off with it all messing around and throwing it away as the novelty wore off or something. I cant imagine the average thief has any use for all of that stuff! :-D

Edited to add, wow this thread moved fast!

jaizaine
03-03-2008, 01:41 AM
My friend that I work with just had her boobies done today!! I just got a text from her. Im so excited, she went to my surgeon and got the exact same implants - size and shape as I did so now we will be boobie twins ;D

Darcy Foxx
03-03-2008, 01:47 AM
day 1 of my first ever attempt at vegetarianism. i can't decide if i want vegetarian pizza or subway for dinner.

sun child
03-03-2008, 01:48 AM
I feel really sad for a variety of reasons.

GoldCoastGirl
03-03-2008, 04:12 AM
the guy who found it was the neighbour.. he found it out front of his property or some such.. well it was on his property.. they chucked everything into the bag that had my make up etc within it.

i'll find out more naturally when i pick everything up tomorrow.

it was a very quick opportunistic theft... they probably just took what they could (just saw bags).. with my torch (it was powerful enough) they would have seen that only my handbag had the cash within it... and nothing else valuable..

still don't get why they would take the automatic garage door opener.. tho' they may not have and it is in the bag as well..

unfortunately the guy who found my stuff had a quick look and couldn't find my pink fluffy handcuffs or an orange water pistol... so they're definitely gone...

i'm just super glad as it means i get my license back... and my medicare card.. which makes me getting my birth certificate a HELL of a LOT easier...

I'm still going to get the BC as I want to be prepared for next time this happens.

Lysondra
03-03-2008, 04:18 AM
^ You're funny.... "Hi I found your stuff."...."What about my fluffy handcuffs?!!"

Now I wonder what kind of girl he thinks you are.

Luckily those two things are like $15 whole dollars to replace.

Darcy Foxx
03-03-2008, 04:19 AM
yessssssssssssss!!!!!!! my first set just went live on godsgirls.com!!!!!!!

i am truly part of the family now :D

this has been the best week everrr

britt244
03-03-2008, 04:58 AM
im kind of annoyed that im out of bed right now. not one, but 2 of the girls who work in my classroom came in hours late on friday. one had a guy over the night before and he spent the night and she was tired. the other, her boyfriends friend got arrested and she "had" to go with her bf in the middle of the night to pick him up. ::) so can someone please explain to me why i bother rushing to be on time every day?

hockeybobby
03-03-2008, 05:06 AM
You are gorgeous Darcy...beautiful photos. :)
hb

TarsTone
03-03-2008, 05:52 AM
I knew I shouldn't have checked out Darcy's pics. Now I'm fighting the urge to do some very nasty things to myself.

GoldCoastGirl
03-03-2008, 06:02 AM
^ You're funny.... "Hi I found your stuff."...."What about my fluffy handcuffs?!!"

Now I wonder what kind of girl he thinks you are.

Luckily those two things are like $15 whole dollars to replace.


thank god for sexpo ... the guy mentioned something about "so you went to Sexpo too, huh?" :laughing:

hockeybobby
03-03-2008, 06:23 AM
I'm glad your stuff was found Goldie. Losing wallet or purse fucks up a week of your life. In the past, twice I've found my wallet after cancelling everything in it.
They always keep the damn fluffy handcuffs though. What's up with that eh? ;D

jaizaine
03-03-2008, 06:51 AM
im sitting right under the air con and it's freezing but when i turn it off its too hot ;D

Polekitten
03-03-2008, 07:01 AM
I just ate a twix for breakfast. It was a mini one but all the sma e I still feel like a bit of a slob.

Darcy Foxx
03-03-2008, 07:37 AM
i am having the most intense fucking period pain, fuuuuck

Lunarobverse
03-03-2008, 08:53 AM
Stupid work.

Also, my head's stuffed up. (sun child - I did use my neti pot this morning and I feel a bit better)

Also, I pigged out this weekend and need to get back to eating lighter. And I haven't run since Wednesday.

Man, that's a whole lot of negative. Sorry, y'all.

...thinking of something positive... thinking... thinking... Um, I made it to work. And it's a short week - taking a half-day off on Thursday and all day Friday to go to Seattle to see Harvey Danger play their 10th anniversary show. So looking forward to that!

LiveFree
03-03-2008, 09:02 AM
Overloaded with work....got to go to the gym to stay in shape too, but all I can think of is finishing a book I'm reading..

Polekitten
03-03-2008, 09:14 AM
I have no motivation, have been in bed surfing the net all day. I knew I shouldn't have had that twix, its ruined my whole day. Have sent bf out for iced coffe, hopefully the caffine will give me a kick up the ass.

Lola Rose
03-03-2008, 09:25 AM
I feel so blah. so blah.

and I'm out of pancake syrup, and that makes me want to cry. FUCK!!!!!

hockeybobby
03-03-2008, 09:29 AM
I feel so blah. so blah.

and I'm out of pancake syrup, and that makes me want to cry. FUCK!!!!!

When you go get some more pancake syrup...get the real Maple syrup. There is no substitute for the good stuff. At least you will eliminate blah pancakes. Pamper yourself Lola. :)
hb

SundayMorning
03-03-2008, 09:50 AM
We should start a couch hopping thread where SWers offer/request couch space to sw'ers who want to visit parts of the world like for instance all the people (cough cough me) who want to visit portland again. Of course it would have to be supplemented with PMs and discretion but you get the point.

I'm pretty sure that's a good idea not just a drunk idea but anyone feel free to tell me I'm just tipsy. Or maybe it's been done before.

Also spilling champage on the keyboard = FTL. I might have to come back later.

YES! We have a guest bedroom, a well-stocked toybox, and a Whirlpool tub. Plus we are conveniently located in the center of TX which is in the center of the universe, as everyone knows. Yanno, just throwing it out there.


BTW, the town opened a new grocery store and sweet merciful fuck is it HUGE. I almost had an orgasm taking it all in. It was like Disneyland, but with fresh produce.

I :heartbeat top-notch grocery stores. I get uncontrollably happy and there may be a certain amount of frollicking that transpires.


I'm really horny. But I don't necessarily want sex. I want to grind hard on someone's lap while he gropes my tits and gives me absolutely filthy talk in a low voice, until we both have shuddering orgasms together. Maybe I should take a work trip to L.A.

Ummmmm take a work trip to San Antonio? ;D


adrianne curry paid $14,000 for her boob job? ridiculous.

They ARE nice tits though.


I bought a giant chocolate chip cookie from Starbucks today to go with my coffee.

When I bit into it, it broke and half of it fell on the ground.

I was sad but I didn't really need the calories so it was a partial win. I totally considered invoking the 5-second rule, though.

I bringed you a cookie....but I droppeded it.


AOC: "I want to kiss you goodnight. On your head."

AWWWWWWWWWW. She is too precious!


When you go get some more pancake syrup...get the real Maple syrup. There is no substitute for the good stuff. At least you will eliminate blah pancakes. Pamper yourself Lola. :)
hb

QFT! Friends don't let friends eat blah pancakes.

Good morning, SW. I had a remarkable knack for zooming in on every deadbeat in the club last night. Fortunately my reg came in and saved me from a life of jerks, penniless jerks, and couples with the wife sitting on the guy's lap and glaring evil death at every dancer who walked by. I talked dirty to him for a couple hours and we're setting up game night, movie night, poker night where I get to be the beerwench (yay extra money and not even taking off clothes!), and possibly fucking. But all that to come later!

Mmmmmmm I intend to make an awesome sammy with big chunks of turkey, emmenthaler, and maple bacon. And then I have to get ready to face the suddenly-chilly-Texas: I'm canvassing for Obama today! I'm really excited but I don't exactly know what I'm going to be doing. Ha!

BrunetteGoddess
03-03-2008, 09:55 AM
PCQ- PP letter sent!

sun child
03-03-2008, 10:01 AM
I'm going to neti it up today, too.

Yesterday a co-worker asked me to go to a show with him, but when I called he never picked up. This really hurt my feelings. I know I can be a super flake, but gosh. I'm going to revert back to elementary school, when my mom told me I shouldn't call boys. If I get blown off one more time, I'm going to lose it and cry.

I had Hammy's last night and watched some Colbert report. It cheered me up a bit. That man is so funny.

I got a night shift this week(!), but I also work a day. Today. I hope Mister $100 bill shows up.

God I'm sore. *goes to soak in Epsom salts*

OMG! My beautiful stripper co-worker is going to give me VIOLIN LESSONS!

SundayMorning
03-03-2008, 11:39 AM
I definitely didn't get enough sleep last night, and what was i thinking making a turkey sammich! Tryptophans or somethin! I want a nap so bad but I know I'd totally miss the start of my canvassing gig. Arg feeling ambivalent. Civic duty only pulls me so far when zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

cameron_keys
03-03-2008, 11:41 AM
I feel so blah. so blah.

and I'm out of pancake syrup, and that makes me want to cry. FUCK!!!!!

I am ALL about pancakes with butter and grape jelly. It's So good...try it!

BalletBaby
03-03-2008, 11:46 AM
And here come the cramps. FUCK.

twisterinAZ
03-03-2008, 12:16 PM
Will someone please explain to me what "postwhoring" is ?/:O

LiveFree
03-03-2008, 12:18 PM
Will someone please explain to me what "postwhoring" is ?/:O

Posting just for the sake of upping your post count.

Yekhefah
03-03-2008, 12:24 PM
200 crunches and an hour's worth of cardio AND my laundry is done, and all before breakfast (whole-wheat English muffin with 1 Tbsp peanut butter, and a whole grapefruit). Oh hells yeah. And I've actually still lost a little weight, even with the junk-nasty binge over the weekend! I'm gonna be thin again, dammit!

twisterinAZ
03-03-2008, 12:30 PM
Posting just for the sake of upping your post count.

LOL. I just became a goddess. :D

blondi553
03-03-2008, 12:33 PM
it was hott yesterday....and now its seriously trying to snow (its not sticking). fucking texas weather dude! its so unpredictable

BalletBaby
03-03-2008, 12:43 PM
I'm a fucking idiot. There is a brand new bottle of Midol in my cabinet. Holy shit I need it.

*curls into ball*

Yekhefah
03-03-2008, 12:50 PM
Midol will actually make your cramps worse. It has caffeine in it. I know it's fairly early, but if they're that bad, do you have any red wine? The tannens in it are great for soothing menstrual cramps. A hot bath would do wonders for you too.

cameron_keys
03-03-2008, 12:53 PM
Great. They found precancerous cells in my pap smear and now I have to go in Monday for a biopsy. Cervical cancer is not what I was hoping for...I kind of freaked out. Cancer runs in my family and I'm scared. I've had abnormal Paps before a cpl times in my life and they were fine when I was retested a cpl months later...this is the first time anyone suggested a biopsy.

The_Oceans
03-03-2008, 12:55 PM
i am REALLY sick of random guys sending me photos of their genitals on myspace. it's so fucking gross.

*backspace*backspace*backspace*backspace*backspace *backspace*
[CANCEL]

TheTempest
03-03-2008, 01:17 PM
Great. They found precancerous cells in my pap smear and now I have to go in Monday for a biopsy. Cervical cancer is not what I was hoping for...I kind of freaked out. Cancer runs in my family and I'm scared. I've had abnormal Paps before a cpl times in my life and they were fine when I was retested a cpl months later...this is the first time anyone suggested a biopsy.

Oh honey, I went through the same thing. PM me if you want to talk.

Lola Rose
03-03-2008, 01:29 PM
CK- oh gosh, I so hope you're ok!!!! You'll be in my thoughts.

Also, mmmm, good idea, preserves! I have raspberry in the fridge. :)

Lunarobverse
03-03-2008, 01:29 PM
Great. They found precancerous cells in my pap smear and now I have to go in Monday for a biopsy. Cervical cancer is not what I was hoping for...I kind of freaked out. Cancer runs in my family and I'm scared. I've had abnormal Paps before a cpl times in my life and they were fine when I was retested a cpl months later...this is the first time anyone suggested a biopsy.

:hug: Early detection is a good thing, though, right? Better to know than not know.

cameron_keys
03-03-2008, 01:32 PM
:hug: Early detection is a good thing, though, right? Better to know than not know.
Yes thats true. They actually said that cancer isnt likely, but they want to check anyway. I'm just worried because it runs in my family. My father had colon cancer a few years ago and I saw what he went through..even though hes cancer free now..it wasnt pretty.

Lunarobverse
03-03-2008, 01:34 PM
200 crunches and an hour's worth of cardio AND my laundry is done, and all before breakfast (whole-wheat English muffin with 1 Tbsp peanut butter, and a whole grapefruit). Oh hells yeah. And I've actually still lost a little weight, even with the junk-nasty binge over the weekend! I'm gonna be thin again, dammit!

I like your body. Damned sexy.

BalletBaby
03-03-2008, 01:37 PM
Midol will actually make your cramps worse. It has caffeine in it. I know it's fairly early, but if they're that bad, do you have any red wine? The tannens in it are great for soothing menstrual cramps. A hot bath would do wonders for you too.

Really? They've actually lessened a lot. I'll put the red wine on my list of things to get and hopefully take a bath tonight.


Great. They found precancerous cells in my pap smear and now I have to go in Monday for a biopsy. Cervical cancer is not what I was hoping for...I kind of freaked out. Cancer runs in my family and I'm scared. I've had abnormal Paps before a cpl times in my life and they were fine when I was retested a cpl months later...this is the first time anyone suggested a biopsy.

:hug::hug::hug: