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G-Real
03-03-2008, 06:26 PM
I bought new shoes, yay!

While buying new shoes, the entire ass of my jeans ripped out, not yay :-[

I'm supposed to be at the dog park by my house doing homework, but there are no dogs there! How can I watch dogs, if there are no dogs??

Being as my ass is now ripping my pants for breathing room, I think I'll go to capoeira tonight, to hopefully help shrink it.

and weren't you the person in chat telling me that I need to put on weight?

}:D

sxybrat07
03-03-2008, 06:27 PM
and weren't you the person in chat telling me that I need to put on weight?

}:D

Now that's just...mean.

MrChristopher
03-03-2008, 06:36 PM
^Cream of onion soup? I've never had it. So, would it be more of a creamy chowdery base as opposed to the beef stock base of standard "French" onion soup? It sounds like something I would enjoy immensely with a side of nice crusty bread for dipping.

-My house is trashed. I know for a fact I raised my children better than this. It's like a tornado came thru dropping off cups, juice boxes, socks and jackets. I really feel yick but if I don't clean it up tonight it's just going to be waiting for me (and MrsC) in the morning and that's so much worse. I'm considering hiring a maid for a once-a-week once over of the important stuff. That would probably really help keep the insanity to a minimum. This schedule of working is putting a big damper on getting anything done Wed-Sat. I leave the house around 2pm, get to work around 3-ish, start at 4, go til 2am, get out around 3am, home around 4am, in bed by maybe 530. Then I pretty much get up, take a shower, maybe eat something and do it again. It doesn't leave much time for anything. Then I just spend my days "off" playing catch-up on the house and running errands like a madman. Urgh.

-Anyone wanna go get me a Friendly's sundae, please? Anything not too chocolatey will be fine. Preferably something involving black raspberry. I'm on an ice cream kick this week. My friends who I hang with on Sunday nights live in South Philly. There's a Mr Softee ice cream man that seriously comes by around 10 every night. I'd be willing to bet he's dispensing more then frozen treats.

BalletBaby
03-03-2008, 06:46 PM
I just got a free pizza!;D:D Yeah, I have to pick the pepperoni off, but still, free pizza!

OdysseusNJ
03-03-2008, 06:49 PM
Other features: Jasmine, the cock-blocking love dog

OK, now that's pretty funny!


I just can't picture you as an RA, actaully I can.....i just can't picture anyone listening to you :P

Oh I can completely imagine it. Actually she would have been fun to be dorm staff with, I would have traded some of the RAs in my old dorms to work with her in a second!

cameron_keys
03-03-2008, 06:50 PM
-Anyone wanna go get me a Friendly's sundae, please? Anything not too chocolatey will be fine. Preferably something involving black raspberry.
I miss Friendy's. I'm not a big sweets person...but a Happy Ending sundae with mint chip ice cream and marshmallow topping would be awfully yummy!

Sh0t
03-03-2008, 06:51 PM
Friendly's!!!!

The Fribble!!!!

MrChristopher
03-03-2008, 06:51 PM
Fribbles are the cat's pajamas. Strawberry, please.

Yekhefah
03-03-2008, 06:54 PM
I finally broke down and did it. I bought a cross-stitch kit. It's got blue hydrangeas and I think it would make a pretty throw pillow for my bed. I'm happy to be cross-stitching again, though the nasty voice in my head is furious with me for finding something to do besides write... so I guess I'll write for a bit and THEN cross-stitch, yes?

twisterinAZ
03-03-2008, 06:55 PM
Actually the question i really wanted to ask was "which forum section would be the best for asking: 'should i try cock?' "

Yes , ShOt. Try cock. Try everything once.

MrChristopher
03-03-2008, 06:58 PM
^You should really try most things twice. Once isn't always a true indicator. Well, sometimes.

-Yek, you should cross-stitch your story. Voila! 2 birds, 1 stone, etc.

Yekhefah
03-03-2008, 07:01 PM
Like Madame LaFarge!

Lysondra
03-03-2008, 07:02 PM
Just a note to people: Your mother lied. Chickens CAN fly.

Yekhefah
03-03-2008, 07:06 PM
Who said chickens can't fly? They can't fly far or high, but they can fly. Except certain species of chicken that have been artificially bred for agriculture; they are too fat and chesty. But regular normal chickens can.

Baby turkeys can too. I made that discovery in the production office of a movie I worked on a couple years ago. I had way too much fun with those baby turkeys.

I'm going to watch a movie and cross-stitch, and write when I'm feeling more zen. This is the plan. Off to implement it.

Lola Rose
03-03-2008, 07:22 PM
ghhhh, I am so ready for this to be over.

Lysondra
03-03-2008, 07:24 PM
Dude, everyone I know says 'oh chickens can't fly'. Mother fuckers CAN. AND they can perch! AND they like sleeping high up with their beaks in their feathers AND they poo a lot. :P

Yekhefah
03-03-2008, 07:29 PM
I bought one more thing - , because I'm gonna wear them with my "I Love Lucy Dress" I bought yesterday. It's blue with white polka dots and a white collar, just a little shorter than knee-length, and it needed some red patent leather shoes, dammit! Plus I can wear them with jeans and other skirts. Half my wardrobe is black and it'll be so much fun to wear these around. Now I just really need a wide belt to match the shoes, but that's going to have to wait until I make more money. End shopping.

Yekhefah
03-03-2008, 07:40 PM
Oh, and one more thing...

Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 07:42 PM
I just can't picture you as an RA, actaully I can.....i just can't picture anyone listening to you :P

My residents loved me! I slept like a log, kept later hours than they did (hey, what would you expect from a stripper? :D), and was drunk during the entirety of my junior and senior years!


Oh I can completely imagine it. Actually she would have been fun to be dorm staff with, I would have traded some of the RAs in my old dorms to work with her in a second!

Because I'm hot or because I'm fun? :P


I finally broke down and did it. I bought a cross-stitch kit. It's got blue hydrangeas and I think it would make a pretty throw pillow for my bed. I'm happy to be cross-stitching again, though the nasty voice in my head is furious with me for finding something to do besides write... so I guess I'll write for a bit and THEN cross-stitch, yes?

Yay! Come cross-stitch with me Yek!!

BalletBaby
03-03-2008, 07:42 PM
Oh, and one more thing...

Diabeetus, Diabeetus! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4LyaNgzy6U)

Why is it only 11 seconds long?!?:D

Jay Zeno
03-03-2008, 07:43 PM
I've had a rooster fly at my head. I assumed it was flying. The wings were flapping, and it was way too far for the son of a bitch to jump with those spindly legs.

Yekhefah
03-03-2008, 07:47 PM
Why is it only 11 seconds long?!?:D

More , just for you!

SundayMorning
03-03-2008, 07:50 PM
Wow. So walking door to door was kind of cool. Confirmed a couple of Obama supporters and reminded them where and when they can vote tomorrow. Only oogy moment was when some guy came out of his house, looked me up and down for several seconds while I'm doing my shpiel, and finally said "Whoa, you're tall!" Put me in club mode instantly because I get that ALL FUCKING NIGHT LONG. Had to fight back the urge to say "yeah, like five miles of legs, right?" or one of my other lines to call attention to "tall=sexy." ::)

It got cold and super windy though! I had to call it a night after just an hour of walking and canvassing. <----lame and wimpy do-gooder

Then I celebrated two days of hard work by going to Arby's and getting one of their new chocolate turnovers. Nomming ensued. I prefer their cherry for sure but it was good to try. And now I soooo stuffed! The rest of the evening and tomorrow and possibly Wednesday = good behavior time off. Naps and TV and hot baffs and nomming! Not bad.

Yekhefah
03-03-2008, 07:52 PM
Don't you love how people always feel compelled to comment when they see a tall person? I mean, it's not like you hadn't noticed and it's not like there are no other tall people in the world. My brother is 6'5" (and still growing) and he often wears a T-shirt that says, "No, I don't play basketball." And still total strangers are constantly telling him how tall he is, like he hadn't noticed before. ::)

BalletBaby
03-03-2008, 07:54 PM
More Diabeetus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nb_v5HzP9F0&feature=related), just for you!

You are too awesome. I had tears coming out of my eyes.

Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 07:55 PM
Don't you love how people always feel compelled to comment when they see a tall person? I mean, it's not like you hadn't noticed and it's not like there are no other tall people in the world. My brother is 6'5" (and still growing) and he often wears a T-shirt that says, "No, I don't play basketball." And still total strangers are constantly telling him how tall he is, like he hadn't noticed before. ::)

I get people that constantly comment on how short I am, asking if my parents let me drink coffee as a kid or something. Just as obnoxious and rude, as people in general are starting to become.

Yekhefah
03-03-2008, 07:57 PM
I love my brother's comeback. When total strangers ask him if he plays basketball, he just looks way down at them with a surprised expression and says, "No. Are you a jockey?" :laughing:

Lysondra
03-03-2008, 07:59 PM
Don't you love how people always feel compelled to comment when they see a tall person? I mean, it's not like you hadn't noticed and it's not like there are no other tall people in the world. My brother is 6'5" (and still growing) and he often wears a T-shirt that says, "No, I don't play basketball." And still total strangers are constantly telling him how tall he is, like he hadn't noticed before. ::)

I have this trick where I can tell exactly how tall people are. It's weird, I'm ALWAYS right. So I'd just go, "6'5"?" and he'd be all amazed at my powers and I'd just nod and walk away. It's one of the super weird ways I get dances and tips, 'cause I can guess height.

Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 08:00 PM
I have this trick where I can tell exactly how tall people are. It's weird, I'm ALWAYS right. So I'd just go, "6'5"?" and he'd be all amazed at my powers and I'd just nod and walk away. It's one of the super weird ways I get dances and tips, 'cause I can guess height.

Are you as good at guessing bra sizes? ;)

Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:02 PM
I never tried..... 32B?

G-Real
03-03-2008, 08:03 PM
Now that's just...mean.

sorry, had the shot.....had to take it ;D

G-Real
03-03-2008, 08:06 PM
Don't you love how people always feel compelled to comment when they see a tall person? I mean, it's not like you hadn't noticed and it's not like there are no other tall people in the world. My brother is 6'5" (and still growing) and he often wears a T-shirt that says, "No, I don't play basketball." And still total strangers are constantly telling him how tall he is, like he hadn't noticed before. ::)

I'm convinced that the world is being over-populated by dumb people....

Quicky story, my name is a little unusual, its out there, just not a regular name. So I was filling out something for work and hand it to the Admin. Asst. she looks at it, and asks me "Is that how you spell your name?".....flabbergasted i said yes, how could I not know how to spell it...she then goes .. "...are you sure...? :O

BalletBaby
03-03-2008, 08:08 PM
Ugh please curve french exam. Please please please.

Lunarobverse
03-03-2008, 08:10 PM
"God as my witness... I thought turkeys could fly. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZnwmvZhDz4)"

Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 08:11 PM
I never tried..... 32B?

*buzzer*

You lose. But I still love you.

Chicagoeditor
03-03-2008, 08:14 PM
Crap. Still haven't packed.

Lola Rose
03-03-2008, 08:15 PM
ugh. if one more person tells me to see a doctor I will barf.

SundayMorning
03-03-2008, 08:15 PM
Don't you love how people always feel compelled to comment when they see a tall person? I mean, it's not like you hadn't noticed and it's not like there are no other tall people in the world. My brother is 6'5" (and still growing) and he often wears a T-shirt that says, "No, I don't play basketball." And still total strangers are constantly telling him how tall he is, like he hadn't noticed before. ::)

*nodnodnod* Been getting it for about 10 years. Gee, of COURSE it never gets old. Why in the world would they think that? At least I'm not embarrassed about it. I have very good posture; one of my (tall) aunts once said that there's nothing sadder than a tall person slouching and it's been my unofficial motto since.


I love my brother's comeback. When total strangers ask him if he plays basketball, he just looks way down at them with a surprised expression and says, "No. Are you a jockey?" :laughing:

I like! I also tease customers who are giving me a hard time about it; "I could bring a booster seat (to the lapdance area) if you need one."

Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:16 PM
*buzzer*

You lose. But I still love you.

30B? :P

Well how the fuck am I supposed to know if I haven't fondled them?!

Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 08:16 PM
How is it possible that I can drink ridiculous amouts of Jack Daniel's and feel fine but half a glass of wine has me feeling all floaty?

Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:17 PM
How many toes are chickens supposed to have? One of mine has four... the other has five... growing out of the same toe area. o.O?

Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 08:18 PM
30B? :P

Well how the fuck am I supposed to know if I haven't fondled them?!

Why do you insist on underestimating me?! :P

Perhaps you need to travel here so you can find out for yourself! ;)

Lunarobverse
03-03-2008, 08:18 PM
***scratches "I would climb you like a mountain" off the list of things I would say when first meeting SundayMorning***

OdysseusNJ
03-03-2008, 08:18 PM
I'm thinking your spelling is wrong, not your math, Lys.

SundayMorning
03-03-2008, 08:19 PM
30B? :P

Well how the fuck am I supposed to know if I haven't fondled them?!

Do you ever watch The Price is Right? I'm thinking of that yodeling game, where the person has to guess the price and the little yodeling man moves up increments for every dollar they were off, until he falls off the cliff. I am now picturing this game with bra sizes instead of cost...once your little yodeling man goes over the edge, it's fondling time, missy!

Lunarobverse
03-03-2008, 08:19 PM
How many toes are chickens supposed to have? One of mine has four... the other has five... growing out of the same toe area. o.O?

I believe the average is 4.45.

SundayMorning
03-03-2008, 08:21 PM
***scratches "I would climb you like a mountain" off the list of things I would say when first meeting SundayMorning***

:rotfl: Although if you do spontaneously break out into cheesy pick-up lines when we meet, I think you would actually win bonus points! Just...choose wisely.

Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:21 PM
28C! Hahahaha. God I only have a cute picture of your fricken neck and just the tops of your boobs... give me some credit! You're also wee. And wee usually makes for smaller boobs. AND I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN PERSON. OR TOUCHED YER TATAS!

cherryripeboy
03-03-2008, 08:21 PM
Can I throw the tech support boy to the wolves, or lions, or piranhas.... Can I please please? He is such a total wank of an individual, seriously.... I so want him to go to my hell company... they'd eat him up and spit him out in two days or less....

We have a range of individuals between 18(I guess) and 65... the young ones need some work, seriously.

Ok so 5 of us did not get wirelress phones.... and he has to play the race card (hispanic) Dude, you are the bottom rung, and I know they don't want you going walkabout while on the phones... so your last in that queue buddy.

Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 08:22 PM
How many toes are chickens supposed to have? One of mine has four... the other has five... growing out of the same toe area. o.O?

"CHICKEN FEET

Chicken feet are very complicated. The foot has 16 small bones. The bones that make up toes are called phalanx. The last phalanx of the toe is claw like. There are four toes and the third is the longest. Many birds have webbed toes, but chicken does not. "http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/00044/14e804f0.png

http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/00044/id16.htm