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Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 08:24 PM
28C! Hahahaha. God I only have a cute picture of your fricken neck and just the tops of your boobs... give me some credit! You're also wee. And wee usually makes for smaller boobs. AND I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN PERSON. OR TOUCHED YER TATAS!
Again, get your ass to Jersey so you can play all you want! And if you were on AIM, I'd send you the fun pics that I am too shy to post here!
cherryripeboy
03-03-2008, 08:25 PM
Can I throw the tech support boy to the wolves, or lions, or piranhas.... Can I please please? He is such a total wank of an individual, seriously.... I so want him to go to my hell company... they'd eat him up and spit him out in two days or less....
We have a range of individuals between 18(I guess) and 65... the young ones need some work, seriously.
Ok so 5 of us did not get wirelress phones.... and he has to play the race card (hispanic) Dude, you are the bottom rung, and I know they don't want you going walkabout while on the phones... so your last in that queue buddy. I was first solely because I'm a straight shooter, and adapt well... Guy has a chip a mile wide... I really really need to arrange for his demise BOFH style... or at least he could learn
Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:25 PM
"CHICKEN FEET
Chicken feet are very complicated. The foot has 16 small bones. The bones that make up toes are called phalanx. The last phalanx of the toe is claw like. There are four toes and the third is the longest. Many birds have webbed toes, but chicken does not. "http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/00044/14e804f0.png
http://library.thinkquest.org/05aug/00044/id16.htm
One of my chickens has too many toes! o.O;
BalletBaby
03-03-2008, 08:26 PM
36B-32C
Dammit you need more photos on facebook!
SundayMorning
03-03-2008, 08:26 PM
Okay guys, I need to go to bed. Pleeeeeeeeease don't get to page 1000 tonight without me! Multiple quote, make a new thread, take a vow of silence, whatever it takes! ;D
Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:28 PM
Again, get your ass to Jersey so you can play all you want! And if you were on AIM, I'd send you the fun pics that I am too shy to post here!
Funny how quickly I sign on,
BalletBaby
03-03-2008, 08:29 PM
Okay guys, I need to go to bed. Pleeeeeeeeease don't get to page 1000 tonight without me! Multiple quote, make a new thread, take a vow of silence, whatever it takes! ;D
So, what you're saying is, you don't want me to make a useless post like this one?
Oh damn :x
Lola Rose
03-03-2008, 08:29 PM
no promises Sunday! :P
Darcy Foxx
03-03-2008, 08:29 PM
am i seriously the only person on the planet who just does not find lolcats the least bit amusing? okay so MAYBE they were funny for like 5 seconds early last year, but the massive surge felines talking with appalling linguistic skills is just... annoying. lolspeak makes me want to put out my eye with a fork. it's just not funny!
i'd like to think that if louis kuitton was to talk to me, he'd use the same proper english that i've taught him to.
Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 08:30 PM
36B-32C
Dammit you need more photos on facebook!
Haha I never post good pics on Facebook. Too many people I went to high school with are on my friends list. Most of them are completely SHOCKED that I drink alcohol! ::)
Funny how quickly I sign on,
But I don't know how to find you? :D
Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:30 PM
am i seriously the only person on the planet who just does not find lolcats the least bit amusing? okay so MAYBE they were funny for like 5 seconds early last year, but the massive surge felines talking with appalling linguistic skills is just... annoying. lolspeak makes me want to put out my eye with a fork. it's just not funny!
i'd like to think that if louis kuitton was to talk to me, he'd use the same proper english that i've taught him to.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/alice-cat-fell-down-teh-rabbit-hole.jpg
BalletBaby
03-03-2008, 08:32 PM
Haha I never post good pics on Facebook. Too many people I went to high school with are on my friends list. Most of them are completely SHOCKED that I drink alcohol! ::)
You drink ALCOHOL?!?
*shakes head*
Darcy Foxx
03-03-2008, 08:33 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/alice-cat-fell-down-teh-rabbit-hole.jpg
it'd be so much funnier without the stupid unnecessary spelling mistake.
i fucking hate the word 'nao'. that isn't even the phonetic way of saying 'now'. it just looks like nayo. gah lolcats infuriate me.
Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:33 PM
am i seriously the only person on the planet who just does not find lolcats the least bit amusing? okay so MAYBE they were funny for like 5 seconds early last year, but the massive surge felines talking with appalling linguistic skills is just... annoying. lolspeak makes me want to put out my eye with a fork. it's just not funny!
i'd like to think that if louis kuitton was to talk to me, he'd use the same proper english that i've taught him to.
http://makesweet.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/we-do-not-lol.jpg
OdysseusNJ
03-03-2008, 08:33 PM
You drink ALCOHOL?!?
*shakes head*
But don't worry, she can't get drunk. Or so she says.
Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:34 PM
Holy jeeus fuck that's a large image....
Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:34 PM
*makes more posts so page changes*
OdysseusNJ
03-03-2008, 08:34 PM
Holy picture needs resizing, Batman!
Lunarobverse
03-03-2008, 08:35 PM
Holy crab, only seven pages until 1000.
Thanks for the idea, Sunday-the-sleeping-beauty!
Maybe I will make God status tonight!
OdysseusNJ
03-03-2008, 08:35 PM
You can edit that post and at least resize the box if you can't find a smaller copy...
Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:36 PM
Holy picture needs resizing, Batman!
It's not mine, I'm a hotlinking hoar. I mean... Whore.
Lunarobverse
03-03-2008, 08:37 PM
For Darcy:
This one. (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1429482&postcount=1405)
And this one. (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showpost.php?p=1426493&postcount=1399)
Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:38 PM
You can edit that post and at least resize the box if you can't find a smaller copy...
I know how to that in html but not BBC. :/
cherryripeboy
03-03-2008, 08:40 PM
Holy crab, only seven pages until 1000.
Thanks for the idea, Sunday-the-sleeping-beauty!
Maybe I will make God status tonight!
Dude you need a post war for that... that would be suicide on this forum.... and I'm just talking about the lounge
Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:42 PM
This Is A Post For Page Change.
Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:43 PM
HOLY FUCK NAKED JADE.
O_O
....omg.
BalletBaby
03-03-2008, 08:45 PM
LalalaI'muppingmypostcountlalalalala
OdysseusNJ
03-03-2008, 08:46 PM
I know how to that in html but not BBC. :/
Oops you can't. The advanced mode editor tricked me with it's resizable looking corner anchors but it's a lie. I'm pretty sure BBC doesn't offer size attributes, probably in an effort to make people size the source image properly for better load times.
Lysondra
03-03-2008, 08:47 PM
Probably. I hate when people thumb like that. D:
...and I HAVE A NAKED JADE.
Lola Rose
03-03-2008, 08:48 PM
wtf happened to good comercials?
Lunarobverse
03-03-2008, 08:53 PM
What can I do to convince Lady Jade, My Queen, to send me that picture?
:thinking:
Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 08:54 PM
What can I do to convince Lady Jade, My Queen, to send me that picture?
:thinking:
Grow a vagina? :D
OdysseusNJ
03-03-2008, 08:54 PM
What can I do to convince Lady Jade, My Queen, to send me that picture?
:thinking:
Lose the penis?
OdysseusNJ
03-03-2008, 08:55 PM
Hahahahah LJ I know you well!
mollyzmoon
03-03-2008, 08:56 PM
OH my god, I'm freaking out like crazy. I saw this Mothman stuff on TV, which I know is my cryptonite, and then sure enough I started reading all this wikipedia stuff on cryptozoological monsters, and I am in short LOSING my mind right now. This stuff literally gives me heart palpitations and panic attacks. I'm such a dummy. Can anyone just please say something that doesn't make me think I'm about to get kidnapped by Men in Black or some shit? I'm a HUGE baby. kthanks :O
Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 08:58 PM
Hahahahah LJ I know you well!
You're lucky boy likes you enough that he let you see the tame pictures the other night. He likes to keep me to himself and the wimmins! :D
OdysseusNJ
03-03-2008, 08:58 PM
You're lucky boy likes you enough that he let you see the tame pictures the other night. He likes to keep me to himself and the wimmins! :D
He just liked that I offered to fuck his belly mangina.
TheTempest
03-03-2008, 08:59 PM
Grow a vagina? :D
I do not have a penis, and I solemnly swear not to share it with anyone who DOES have a penis.
Can I haz?
Lysondra
03-03-2008, 09:00 PM
DUDE.. I just got a Nigerian Scam email in FRENCH!
J'ai dû vous contacter par cette maniere à cause de quelques corrections
urgentes que je dois obligatoirement faire dans ma vie car mes jours sont
numérotés.Ce courrier devait être gardé confidentiellement et suprimer
immediatement si ca vous interesse pas.
Je me nomme Mme.Amla Quentin Teppe d'origine Angolaise. Jai maintenant
51ans.Je suis marié à défunt Col.Mattiu Kimberleigh Teppe officier dans l'
armées Angolaise(FAA) .Il est mort après une brève maladie qui a duré
seulement quatre jours. Nous étions mariés pendant dix neuf années sans
enfant car javais le Cancer de l'utérus. Nous avons adopté deux
enfants ,une fille et un garçon qui sont morts en l'ans 2000 et en 2002 à la
suite des maladies mystérieuse.
A la mort de mon epoux j'ai décidé de ne pas me remarier ou adopté
d'autres enfants . Du vivant de mon défunt mari, il a déposé la somme de $
6.8 Millions de dollars Américain (Six millions huit cents mille Dollars
Américaine) dans une Institution Financière en Angleterre.Il voulait utilisé
ses fonds pour la création des sociétés immobilières et des sociétés de
construction ici Abidjan et a l'interieure du pays avant sa mort subit.
Pour être explicite, juste avant le décès de mon mari il m'a révélé que ces
fonds était le pourcentage d'argent qu'il a reçu pour sa participation dans
le détournement d'une importante somme d'argent destiné pour l'achat des
équipements et logistiques militaires en Russie au debut de l'années 2003 .
Je suis tres religieuse et je ne veut pas qu'une richesse obtenu
iIllicitement soit un obstacle pour moi d'atteindre mon objective spirituel.
Le mal qui me dérange le plus est l’insuffisance rénale et je me fais
dialyser depuis quelque temps maintenant. Après avoir su mon état j'ai
décidé de donner ce fonds une organisation humanitaire hors de l'Afrique
ou une personne de confiance hors de l'Afrique qui utilisera ces fonds tel
que je l'instruirais. Je recherche donc sois une organisation humanitaire
hors de l'Afrique ou une personne de confiance hors de l'Afrique qui
mettra ces fonds aux services de la lutte contre le cancer chez la
femme,lutte contre le {VIH} SIDA, chez les enfants malade du cancer et
pour les autres ouvre humanitaire.
J'ai pris cette décision parce que je n'ai aucun enfant qui pourrait hériter
de ces fonds et les parents de mon mari cherche a me tué car ils etais pas
d'accord pour notre marriage et deuxièmement parce que les docteurs
m'ont seulement donné juste peu plus de semaines pour vivre.
Dès que je reçois votre réponse je vous enverrais le contact de cette
Institution Financière en Angleterre . Je joindrai également des documents
qui vous prouvera que je suis la bénéficiaire actuel de ces fonds.
Veuillez me rassurer que vous agirez en conséquence comme je l'ai
évoqué ci- haut.
Lola Rose
03-03-2008, 09:00 PM
i am hungry.
i want nummies. But i dunno what to eats....
Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 09:01 PM
He just liked that I offered to fuck his belly mangina.
You just made me spit Coke all over my computer! :D
Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 09:01 PM
I do not have a penis, and I solemnly swear not to share it with anyone who DOES have a penis.
Can I haz?
Haha AIM me, baby! (my handle is on my facebook)
Lola Rose
03-03-2008, 09:02 PM
You just made me spit Coke all over my computer! :D
don't you know better then to eat or drink anything messy while on SW by now?
Lunarobverse
03-03-2008, 09:04 PM
My Queen, I am so not letting you wear the hat when we finally meet.
Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 09:05 PM
My Queen, I am so not letting you wear the hat when we finally meet.
That's ok, I'll wear my hot little white fedora with my hot little white suit. :P
Lunarobverse
03-03-2008, 09:08 PM
Why is "Family Guy" not funny anymore?
Was it ever really funny to begin with?
TheTempest
03-03-2008, 09:13 PM
Why is "Family Guy" not funny anymore?
Was it ever really funny to begin with?
Do not try to speak blasphemy to up your post count!!! :beat:
gingerlee
03-03-2008, 09:14 PM
I keep checking the news to see when the shitty weather is supposed to get to me. It's been hanging around all day, and I'm ready to just get it over with. As long as it just rains and doesn't end up making tornados I'll be satisfied.
*Shifts in her bed and looks out her window*
Lady Jade
03-03-2008, 09:14 PM
Why is "Family Guy" not funny anymore?
Was it ever really funny to begin with?
Well, now you're NEVER getting fun pictures of me!! >:(
BalletBaby
03-03-2008, 09:14 PM
DUDE.. I just got a Nigerian Scam email in FRENCH!
J'ai dû vous contacter par cette maniere à cause de quelques corrections
urgentes que je dois obligatoirement faire dans ma vie car mes jours sont
numérotés.Ce courrier devait être gardé confidentiellement et suprimer
immediatement si ca vous interesse pas.
Je me nomme Mme.Amla Quentin Teppe d'origine Angolaise. Jai maintenant
51ans.Je suis marié à défunt Col.Mattiu Kimberleigh Teppe officier dans l'
armées Angolaise(FAA) .Il est mort après une brève maladie qui a duré
seulement quatre jours. Nous étions mariés pendant dix neuf années sans
enfant car javais le Cancer de l'utérus. Nous avons adopté deux
enfants ,une fille et un garçon qui sont morts en l'ans 2000 et en 2002 à la
suite des maladies mystérieuse.
A la mort de mon epoux j'ai décidé de ne pas me remarier ou adopté
d'autres enfants . Du vivant de mon défunt mari, il a déposé la somme de $
6.8 Millions de dollars Américain (Six millions huit cents mille Dollars
Américaine) dans une Institution Financière en Angleterre.Il voulait utilisé
ses fonds pour la création des sociétés immobilières et des sociétés de
construction ici Abidjan et a l'interieure du pays avant sa mort subit.
Pour être explicite, juste avant le décès de mon mari il m'a révélé que ces
fonds était le pourcentage d'argent qu'il a reçu pour sa participation dans
le détournement d'une importante somme d'argent destiné pour l'achat des
équipements et logistiques militaires en Russie au debut de l'années 2003 .
Je suis tres religieuse et je ne veut pas qu'une richesse obtenu
iIllicitement soit un obstacle pour moi d'atteindre mon objective spirituel.
Le mal qui me dérange le plus est l’insuffisance rénale et je me fais
dialyser depuis quelque temps maintenant. Après avoir su mon état j'ai
décidé de donner ce fonds une organisation humanitaire hors de l'Afrique
ou une personne de confiance hors de l'Afrique qui utilisera ces fonds tel
que je l'instruirais. Je recherche donc sois une organisation humanitaire
hors de l'Afrique ou une personne de confiance hors de l'Afrique qui
mettra ces fonds aux services de la lutte contre le cancer chez la
femme,lutte contre le {VIH} SIDA, chez les enfants malade du cancer et
pour les autres ouvre humanitaire.
J'ai pris cette décision parce que je n'ai aucun enfant qui pourrait hériter
de ces fonds et les parents de mon mari cherche a me tué car ils etais pas
d'accord pour notre marriage et deuxièmement parce que les docteurs
m'ont seulement donné juste peu plus de semaines pour vivre.
Dès que je reçois votre réponse je vous enverrais le contact de cette
Institution Financière en Angleterre . Je joindrai également des documents
qui vous prouvera que je suis la bénéficiaire actuel de ces fonds.
Veuillez me rassurer que vous agirez en conséquence comme je l'ai
évoqué ci- haut.
I want to print that out and hand it in in place of my french composition. Much more interesting.