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Lady Jade
03-05-2008, 12:00 PM
wow, I can't imagine that being true. You must have a family of goddesses.
I'm totally serious. I might have the big boobs, but I ended up being the shortest of the bunch!
My 2 full-blood sisters have amazingly thick, silky hair that grows at least twice as fast as mine does.
My half-sister has milky white skin and HUGE brown eyes from her dad and long, silky hair from my mom.
All right, I admit that my step-sister is definitely not hotter than me, but she's sluttier than me which, when we were growing up, guys took as being hotter.
BrunetteGoddess
03-05-2008, 12:12 PM
Noooooooo... I'm the homeliest of the 5 girls in my family. :(
That can't be true.
Sophia_Starina
03-05-2008, 12:12 PM
All right, I admit that my step-sister is definitely not hotter than me, but she's sluttier than me which, when we were growing up, guys took as being hotter.
LJ, no one will ever be sluttier than you, in my eyes.... :dreams:
Lady Jade
03-05-2008, 12:13 PM
That can't be true.
See my previous post! It's true, I tell ya! Anyone who's seen pics of my family can tell you!
Lady Jade
03-05-2008, 12:13 PM
LJ, no one will ever be sluttier than you, in my eyes.... :dreams:
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
BrunetteGoddess
03-05-2008, 12:13 PM
I still don't believe you.
Lady Jade
03-05-2008, 12:18 PM
I still don't believe you.
I sent you proof!
BrunetteGoddess
03-05-2008, 12:19 PM
Am I frustrating you LJ? :P
You sent me proof, and I still stand by my opinion.
Lady Jade
03-05-2008, 12:24 PM
Am I frustrating you LJ? :P
You sent me proof, and I still stand by my opinion.
Haha I'm trying to surf on the stealth while making it look like I'm busily searching for SIC codes every time anyone walks by my desk, so no matter what you say you're definitely not going to get me any more frustrated than I already am. As I told Tempest last night, my office is like a big 'ol dressing room drama bitch-fest lately!
And you might want to get your eyes checked if you're still not convinced! I might have to send you more randomly hilarious pics when I get on my laptop later to drive the point home! :P
Lunarobverse
03-05-2008, 12:25 PM
I went back to sleep for a couple of hours but work called about some user's hard drive. Somehow her dead 80GB drive, which I carefully labeled and set aside to be sent out for data recovery, has become a working 250GB drive and her profile isn't on it.
It's. Not. My. Fault. I swear!
BrunetteGoddess
03-05-2008, 12:25 PM
Oh, so you're saying you're going to keep sending me more pics? Oh ok, cool. ;)
Lunarobverse
03-05-2008, 12:28 PM
Women who don't think they're hot are the hottest.
So I think O Queen must be damned hot.
Lady Jade
03-05-2008, 12:30 PM
Oh, so you're saying you're going to keep sending me more pics? Oh ok, cool. ;)
Yes, but I'm going to send you pictures of me when I was platinum blond because... well... I can't possibly look worse than I do in those!
Women who don't think they're hot are the hottest.
So I think O Queen must be damned hot.
Then why can't I get laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaid??
BrunetteGoddess
03-05-2008, 12:30 PM
Oh really? So I must be the hottest then, because I constantly argue with people that I'm so not hot... :-\
Lady Jade
03-05-2008, 12:34 PM
Oh really? So I must be the hottest then, because I constantly argue with people that I'm so not hot... :-\
You have probably the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen. EVER.
Lunarobverse
03-05-2008, 12:35 PM
My Queen: because, consciously or not, you sought out a boy immune to your beauty? ;D
BG: I think you're hot, too. }:D
BrunetteGoddess
03-05-2008, 12:38 PM
Yeah, wth LJ? Boy doesn't lay you??
Oh, and thanks you two :blush: I guess I'll save my arguing. Maybe later.
Lunarobverse
03-05-2008, 12:43 PM
Oh, and thanks you two :blush: I guess I'll save my arguing. Maybe later.
Damn, I was hoping you'd send me more pictures! I'll just have to settle for the ones you've already posted...
Lady Jade
03-05-2008, 12:45 PM
My Queen: because, consciously or not, you sought out a boy immune to your beauty? ;D
BG: I think you're hot, too. }:D
I think the sex stopped when he realized that I really have had more sex than he has!
Yeah, wth LJ? Boy doesn't lay you??
Oh, and thanks you two :blush: I guess I'll save my arguing. Maybe later.
I swear, my boyfriend is such a girl. He's either "too tired" or "has a headache". You'd think I had the plague or something!
And yes, stop arguing and come here so I can molest you! }:D
Lola Rose
03-05-2008, 01:05 PM
lj, can I has a blonde picture too?
BrunetteGoddess
03-05-2008, 01:13 PM
Teehee, look what I've started!
And Lunar, I don't have any more new pics. I used to be a pic whore, but slowed down considerably and post them once in a blue moon.
Actually, I have 2 more. One's another with my cat, and another is me all plain jane looking:P
anomar
03-05-2008, 01:16 PM
I just started a myspace for my work (provider listings in Portland/PacNW) and I'm already way into it... I'm having someone design a cute little userpic for it right now. Now I get to be everyone's friend on there,too! Aaaaah!
Friend me!
BalletBaby
03-05-2008, 01:24 PM
I miss being up to date with the random thread :(
*molests cally*
gingerlee
03-05-2008, 01:31 PM
My caseworker tried to terminate my services because I'm 'hard to deal with'. Well duh, when you're mean to me and talk to me like I'm stupid I become a sarcastic beotch. If you want me to be nicer how about you attempt to as well. Really.
And I think I said I would burn down the building at some point today because I was angry. Oops.
The_Oceans
03-05-2008, 01:32 PM
Lunar, you really need to come over and enjoy some of this warm, soft, sweet, moist pie.
Please tell me I wasn't the only one who imagined Yek saying "Or, you can have some rhubarb." (or something to that effect)
Also, Darcy's voice is hawt. I like how tattoo sounds like "TAT-oo" when Darcy says it, when I'm used to hearing "tat-TOO".
SundayMorning
03-05-2008, 01:33 PM
Thanks SC.
Holy cow.....I'll have 9,000 posts in no time!
OMG, I'm watching Jerry Springer right now and the topic is "I'm Pregnant by my Brother". ZEWWWW.
The girl said "Well we grew up separated from each other and I didn't know I had a brother until recently, so it's all ok."
WTF?
I'm gonna start a new thread on this.
EEEEEEE!!!! I'm going to see Wicked!!! One of hubbys co-workers had an extra ticket and he said that I wanted to see it so he bought it for me!!! I"m so excited!!
:beret: :medusa: :propeller :pickle: :zombie: Okay all of those and NO emoticon for "green with envy." Something ain't right here.
Women who don't think they're hot are the hottest.
So I think O Queen must be damned hot.
Wait, wha??? LYSONDRA! The mean ol' Lunar is saying that you're wrong and my egotastical confidence isn't hot!
Lunarobverse
03-05-2008, 01:50 PM
Wait, wha??? LYSONDRA! The mean ol' Lunar is saying that you're wrong and my egotastical confidence isn't hot!
First, I lol'ed.
Then I started trying to find the original post where Lysondra said that, in a vain attempt to find some detail of grammar that would let me weasel out of this one. But that's a coward's way out.
Finally, I remembered seeing a re-run of "Scrubs" where Turk was deliberately pissing Karla off so they could have hotter sex. I don't know why that came to mind. OK, I do know.
You could always send me pictures to prove me wrong... }:D What can I say? I'm a skeptic, and skeptics need evidence!
Lunarobverse
03-05-2008, 01:51 PM
My caseworker tried to terminate my services because I'm 'hard to deal with'. Well duh, when you're mean to me and talk to me like I'm stupid I become a sarcastic beotch. If you want me to be nicer how about you attempt to as well. Really.
And I think I said I would burn down the building at some point today because I was angry. Oops.
You made me mentally connect you with Milton from "Office Space". I'm not sure how that happened.
SundayMorning
03-05-2008, 01:53 PM
First, I lol'ed.
Then I started trying to find the original post where Lysondra said that, in a vain attempt to find some detail of grammar that would let me weasel out of this one. But that's a coward's way out.
Finally, I remembered seeing a re-run of "Scrubs" where Turk was deliberately pissing Karla off so they could have hotter sex. I don't know why that came to mind. OK, I do know.
You could always send me pictures to prove me wrong... }:D What can I say? I'm a skeptic, and skeptics need evidence!
Fuck baby, if I got you, I'd have you every day.
Mmm, I fucking love women with an ego that says they know they are the best ever. Confidence is so fucking sexy and nobody has it anymore. Don't lose it.
No really, SundayMorning. Don't lose the confidence. It IS really hot. I am now insanely turned on by your comment now. :D
And yes, I do collect compliments like old ladies collect cats.
As to the rest of your post, Lunar, you've already seen the best pics that I have of myself to date. Ain't nothing else I can prove until you see the real thing in person!
OdysseusNJ
03-05-2008, 02:02 PM
Good for you Darcy, I like it!
Going to see my mom at the hospital today....she's still not feeling well :(
Oh sorry BG I hope she heals. I'm leaving to see mine in the hospital a little bit later. *hugs*
gingerlee
03-05-2008, 02:04 PM
You made me mentally connect you with Milton from "Office Space". I'm not sure how that happened.
Hey, it could be worse. At least Milton was kinda funny. ;D
*Plays with her lighter* }:D
(Not really, but it would be funny if I was).
Lunarobverse
03-05-2008, 02:07 PM
And yes, I do collect compliments like old ladies collect cats.
As to the rest of your post, Lunar, you've already seen the best pics that I have of myself to date. Ain't nothing else I can prove until you see the real thing in person!
***impatiently taps foot, waiting***
britt244
03-05-2008, 02:11 PM
i care so little today. no more ativan for britt. dr is calling in xanax instead. ive been zombified. all day all i wanted to do was lay down, and this is from taking it yesterday afternoon. im feeling very indifferent. already told my manager i'll be in late tonight bc i need to work and make money but i need sleep more.
kaiarose
03-05-2008, 02:34 PM
Is this The Random Thread or a chat room?!
iambonbon05
03-05-2008, 02:36 PM
I need to get my ass off stripperweb and get my pussy waxed so I don't scare customers tomorrow.
In other news, I have pink eye.
SundayMorning
03-05-2008, 02:44 PM
Is this The Random Thread or a chat room?!
Yes. Why do you ask?
I need to get my ass off stripperweb and get my pussy waxed so I don't scare customers tomorrow.
In other news, I have pink eye.
I'd be more scared by your pink eye than your hairy vag! Aaaaahhh!
Yekhefah
03-05-2008, 02:45 PM
*hiss*
Ever since I switched my cell phone to an Oregon number, I have had nothing but grief from my fucking cell phone provider. EVERY MONTH they try to overcharge me by $20 or $30 - every single month! And today I went to make a call and discovered that my phone was shut off for nonpayment, and I made my payment TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO! And you'd think they'd send me some kind of notice before they shut off my damn phone!
So I went to pay last month's bill again and they tried to overcharge me for this month AGAIN. They were charging me for $20 worth of text messages when (as I had to discuss with them LAST MONTH) that I have text messaging included in my fucking account already, PLUS they tried to charge me for $36 in instant messaging and I don't even have instant messenger on my damn phone! :banghead:
Now my rent check is going to bounce because I'm $130 short on my account. I am one seriously pissed-off Yek today. Seriously.
Lola Rose
03-05-2008, 02:45 PM
I "won" a free 3 day vacation at a bridal show.... not sure if it's for real tho... they said Rob and I need to go to this even on Saturday to win.....
he works tho.... and that makes it sound fishy....
oh well.
i was so excited when they first said it, now I'm bummed.
kaiarose
03-05-2008, 02:46 PM
Yes. Why do you ask?
I'd be more scared by your pink eye than your hairy vag! Aaaaahhh!
Just curious! I always thought this was the place for Random thoughts not full blown conversations. I guess I just read the title wrong ::)
iambonbon05
03-05-2008, 02:47 PM
^^ Yeah... it's actually not pink yet, but my bf just got it and I'm assuming since I woke up with my eye hurting that I'm getting it too.
*checks mirror* Hmm, still not pink. I guess maybe my eye just feels like hurting.
Off to take care of the hairy vag!
Snowles
03-05-2008, 02:51 PM
Hey, it could be worse. At least Milton was kinda funny. ;D
*Plays with her lighter* }:D
(Not really, but it would be funny if I was).
But, that is my stapler.
stellaforstars
03-05-2008, 02:56 PM
Oh Jesus Christ. There's no damned way I'm catching up on TRT anytime soon.
SundayMorning
03-05-2008, 02:56 PM
Just curious! I always thought this was the place for Random thoughts not full blown conversations. I guess I just read the title wrong ::)
Mehhh, as early as post #5 in this thread, people were responding to other "random" posts. Considering how nobody's in chat anymore, I for one am glad that the insanity is mostly contained in Random and we're not starting a new thread for each little blurb about our lives! A little bit of continuity isn't that big a deal, imo.
SundayMorning
03-05-2008, 02:57 PM
Oh Jesus Christ. There's no damned way I'm catching up on TRT anytime soon.
Happy 1000!
stellaforstars
03-05-2008, 03:13 PM
:hug: to my amazing Sundaycat.
I'm tired of not being able to eat. Guess I'm going to have to figure out what's more important to me: a lack of crazy or food, glorious food.
Lady Jade
03-05-2008, 03:22 PM
lj, can I has a blonde picture too?
There ya go... PM sent! :D
veronicavale
03-05-2008, 03:25 PM
I'm tired of not being able to eat. Guess I'm going to have to figure out what's more important to me: a lack of crazy or food, glorious food.
I personally always pick the lack of Cah-razy!!!! That's what I call it...
Lunarobverse
03-05-2008, 03:39 PM
speaking of not being able to catch up, whatever happened to the SWer who wanted to read TRT all the way through? I don't remember hearing back from her. Is she lost?Do we need to send out search parties to distant parts of the thread?
cameron_keys
03-05-2008, 03:41 PM
*hiss*
Ever since I switched my cell phone to an Oregon number, I have had nothing but grief from my fucking cell phone provider. EVERY MONTH they try to overcharge me by $20 or $30 - every single month! And today I went to make a call and discovered that my phone was shut off for nonpayment, and I made my payment TWO FUCKING WEEKS AGO! And you'd think they'd send me some kind of notice before they shut off my damn phone!
So I went to pay last month's bill again and they tried to overcharge me for this month AGAIN. They were charging me for $20 worth of text messages when (as I had to discuss with them LAST MONTH) that I have text messaging included in my fucking account already, PLUS they tried to charge me for $36 in instant messaging and I don't even have instant messenger on my damn phone! :banghead:
Now my rent check is going to bounce because I'm $130 short on my account. I am one seriously pissed-off Yek today. Seriously.
Oh screw that. I'd switch carriers. And dont pay it until it is right..get a supervisor on the phone to correct it first. Do you have a copy of your contract? If you do and it states what your bill should be(proving that they are overcharging you) fax it to them with a note that either this changes or you will have an attorney contact them for fraud and theft. I've found that nothing gets stuff fixed faster then the threat of litigation.
SundayMorning
03-05-2008, 03:42 PM
^LOL! Wasn't it AlexxaHexx? Or am I smoking crack? And yes, those are your only two options.
Man I procrastinated for a couple hours on starting this new DVD. Finally popped it in...it's blank. Now the office is freaking out, trying to burn me a new one because they need it typed by today. Damn me and my lazy ass for not getting the ball rolling sooner! SW was just so seductive.