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SexeJaz
07-25-2007, 05:08 PM
I played with myself 3 times today:shhh: .....I'm so bored i can't even go anywhere until they finish investigating my car:reporter: ......then maybe i won't play with myself as much.

I cleaned the house today...and the fridge.....:yes:

Yekhefah
07-25-2007, 07:27 PM
Frozen veggie samosas from Trader Joe's, baked crispy in my oven in only ten minutes. I just devoured three of them like a starved tiger, and I'm debating whether to heat up the other three and devour them too. They're fairly small, and all I've had to eat today was an orange, a small piece of cheese, and a salad - I can have three more of these incredibly delicious samosas, right? Right? Yes. Off to reheat the oven.

I can't believe I've never had these before. They're fucking incredible.

rozz
07-25-2007, 07:33 PM
Frozen veggie samosas from Trader Joe's, baked crispy in my oven in only ten minutes. I just devoured three of them like a starved tiger, and I'm debating whether to heat up the other three and devour them too. They're fairly small, and all I've had to eat today was an orange, a small piece of cheese, and a salad - I can have three more of these incredibly delicious samosas, right? Right? Yes. Off to reheat the oven.

I can't believe I've never had these before. They're fucking incredible.

Tell me more of these samosas. They sound intriguing. :O

cameron_keys
07-25-2007, 08:04 PM
I made fish. Not well apparently because I got violently ill about 5 minutes after I ate it.
Bleh.
So now I'm hungry because I puked up everything I ate and my tummy is empty. But I dont want to risk getting sick again, so I'm just having green tea and rice cakes.

Lysondra
07-25-2007, 08:10 PM
My burlesque show for Harper's Bazaar is this weekend. D:! I r scareded.

rozz
07-25-2007, 08:10 PM
Apparently, my ex is still in love with me... and told his current girlfriend... and we've been over for 2 years. Smooth move, Jesse, smooth move.

Yekhefah
07-25-2007, 08:11 PM
Tell me more of these samosas. They sound intriguing. :O



They are microwavable, but I popped mine in the oven. Didn't bother to flip them halfway through the 10-minute cooking time, and they came out perfect. They're everything that good samosas should be (except for being a bit too small).

So so so so so so so so yummy. This is my new favorite packaged food!

I effing LOVE Trader Joe's. Bless them and bless them forever.

Tart
07-25-2007, 08:38 PM
somehow I've managed to OVER pay my cell phone bill by 95 bucks.While most people would be stoked that for the next 3 months they don't have to worry about a bill, I on the other hand coulda went to american apparel and bought a lame band top, and a sloppy tank. & then had sushi all to myself.

What can you do? Nothing.

Lady Jade
07-25-2007, 08:46 PM
Oh damn! You know I'm jealous... :drool:

Awww, I'd invite you over for dinner... but, um... I ated all the omlettes! Bad LJ, bad... such a piglet I am!

I have a staff meeting tomorrow morning. Of course, my boss walks over to my desk this morning and asks me what I'm baking to bring to the meeting. Ugh, baking in this heat. The upside, though, is I got to practice making the gingersnaps I'm sending to LilithMorrigan! ;D

Lysondra
07-25-2007, 09:05 PM
Awww, I'd invite you over for dinner... but, um... I ated all the omlettes! Bad LJ, bad... such a piglet I am!

I have a staff meeting tomorrow morning. Of course, my boss walks over to my desk this morning and asks me what I'm baking to bring to the meeting. Ugh, baking in this heat. The upside, though, is I got to practice making the gingersnaps I'm sending to LilithMorrigan! ;D

*driveby sex*

snoopy
07-25-2007, 09:12 PM
I have a staff meeting tomorrow morning. Of course, my boss walks over to my desk this morning and asks me what I'm baking to bring to the meeting. Ugh, baking in this heat.should've told him you're making those chinese pastries that look shockingly just like dunkin' donuts.

short skirts
07-26-2007, 01:15 AM
I'm laying in bed wit my man after a GREAT time watching VH1 and the video "Young Folks" by Peter Bjorn & John came on..AGAIN...anyone ever watch this?? They remind me of the Brady Bunch! The young kid looks like a mini Sock from Star Trek and the chick looks like Marsha Brady! Too funny! What are they thinking?

Budai
07-26-2007, 04:27 AM
Q: Why do male dogs lick their balls?

A: Because they can...

Tart
07-26-2007, 04:46 AM
the song young folks...A-MAZING

Embyr
07-26-2007, 05:23 AM
my rat is trying to drag an entire pair of old jeans inside his cage... this is endlessly amusing to watch!;D

cherryripeboyII
07-26-2007, 05:34 AM
Is AC/DCs song Big Balls appropriate for small children?

Yes I have a varied collection of music....

Tart
07-26-2007, 05:45 AM
Why the fuck did I wake up at 530 am?!?!?!

Im stuck being awake now. In Indiana....until I leave to go home.

this means I have to be productive.. goddamnit

PaigeDWinter
07-26-2007, 06:07 AM
Word. I've been up since 730 and I'm annoyed. I might just make myself go into werk for the day shift.... and then stay.

Tart
07-26-2007, 06:12 AM
^ my god. Day shift=..slow death or a million dollars by 10 pm!

Why is it when my mom answers the phone or leaves a voicemail she raises her voice 10 levels of nag? Just wonderin

Tart
07-26-2007, 07:18 AM
Garrrrr. I hve like these odd zit thingies ..3 of them. They won't go away. Since I'm off of work till Sunday Im opting for no foundation and tons of persagel. Lots of eyemakeup etc.

Speaking of these dark under eye circles. Im going to get the surgery when i go in for my nose job next month.

Im putting boobs off till next spring. Face is first.

Yekhefah
07-26-2007, 07:23 AM
I wish I had enough money for LipoZap. I am pretty satisfied with my body, except for my upper arms. I simply can't burn that fat. Even when I was a teeny size four with bones poking out, I had huge flabby upper arms that make me look obese if I wear anything sleeveless. My mother used to call them "ham hocks" when she was feeling cruel. I would do anything for the $2500 I need to fix them.

mollyzmoon
07-26-2007, 07:26 AM
I started crying yesterday during a game of cards, and I couldn't stop for four hours. I don't know what started it...now my eyes are puffy this morning. Weird.

maximvsv
07-26-2007, 02:35 PM
I'm still a bit dizzy

Lady Jade
07-26-2007, 02:42 PM
*driveby sex*

The cookies were a smash hit. I think I found the recipe to work from! A few more tweaks, and you'll be getting a nice batch of the softest, yummiest gingersnaps evar! ;D


should've told him you're making those chinese pastries that look shockingly just like dunkin' donuts.

I would do that if I didn't have a reputation to uphold. I bake cookies for the office, they like the cookies, they pay me $20 to bake them a batch to take home. See how business works? :D

sxybrat07
07-26-2007, 03:05 PM
I will be making LJ's famous spaghetti sauce tonight...wish me luck!

Lady Jade
07-26-2007, 03:12 PM
I will be making LJ's famous spaghetti sauce tonight...wish me luck!

Oooh... good luck! I hope it turns out well for you. If you need moral support, shoot me a PM - I may be making sauce myself tonight! ;D

Yekhefah
07-26-2007, 03:16 PM
My grandparents are coming in from Memphis to visit for the weekend, and I expect they'll be here in a few hours! I'm going to introduce them to Thai food for the first time, since my grandfather can never get anything spicy enough. Whatever he gets, I'm gonna tell the waitress "Thai spicy" and see if it can make his eyes water or if he still adds a ton of Sriracha to it, LOL!

CuriousJ
07-26-2007, 03:19 PM
My grandparents are coming in from Memphis to visit for the weekend, and I expect they'll be here in a few hours! I'm going to introduce them to Thai food for the first time, since my grandfather can never get anything spicy enough. Whatever he gets, I'm gonna tell the waitress "Thai spicy" and see if it can make his eyes water or if he still adds a ton of Sriracha to it, LOL!

Make sure you have soft double ply for Gramps ;) .

TigersMilk
07-26-2007, 03:21 PM
Screw you car rental people. Not renting your stupid car. I don't want to pay 350 for a 5 day rental. You suck balls.

britt244
07-26-2007, 03:32 PM
owwwwww. my chest is sunburned. and it didnt look red today so i thought i'd go tanning to try and even out my tan lines from the beach a little bit. boy was i wrong.. i have bright red around my tan lines now. the comments i get at work tonight should be fun.

Nautilus
07-26-2007, 03:51 PM
:flirt: lady jaaaaade...

do you ever share your famous cookie recipes? i have a hankering for homemade chocolate chip (or chunk) cookies....

do you... yanno... share your secrets? :flirt:

nb: does not have to be the stripper-trapping formula... the regular kind will do.

Lady Jade
07-26-2007, 03:53 PM
:flirt: lady jaaaaade...

do you ever share your famous cookie recipes? i have a hankering for homemade chocolate chip (or chunk) cookies....

do you... yanno... share your secrets? :flirt:

nb: does not have to be the stripper-trapping formula... the regular kind will do.

I do occasionally share my recipe. However, I'd have to kill you after naming the secret ingredient. }:D Took me 2 years and 8 bake-offs before I came up with the winning recipe - and 2 blue ribbons! However, I have no problem sharing the original, unaltered recipe. ;D

LuckyOne
07-26-2007, 04:25 PM
Whew... seems like there is a lot of hostility on sw yesterday and today.

I left animal planet on for my kitty and now she is all excited and WEIRD. She LOVES watching the leapord cubs...

Note to Self: Leave Animal Planet on TV more often for the cat.

Nautilus
07-26-2007, 04:29 PM
2 blue ribbons!

blue ribbons, eh? that's pretty fancy.

now i've gotta have it.... please.... for my baby...

(exploitation of the unborn child... i'm a disgrace) *hangs head in shame*

*puts out hand for recipe in gimme motion*

*waggles eyebrows*

Mily
07-26-2007, 05:02 PM
I'm so bored! Why didn't I go into work? Oh yeah...because of the flooding. I feel like I'm living in freakin' Seattle, I'm tired of the rain...plus, it makes me lazier than I already am! Hopefully, by Saturday it'll dry up a little.

What to eat tonight??? GGGRRRR....the same decision to make every night!

I need to take the trash out tonight, how exciting!

I hate this freaking town...I need to get the fuck out of here!!! :(

I'm just......bbbbllllllllleahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

LuckyOne
07-26-2007, 05:08 PM
I saw a Play-Doh kit at Wal-mart with little stamps and plastic scissors for like 5 bucks but I didn't buy it because I don't have kids or babysit, or have relatives with kids nearby.

And I just had this urge... to play with Play Doh. If I had Play Doh I would bust it would bust it out right now. Hhhmmm. Maybe I will take a shower and if the urge doesn't pass make special trip to Wal-mart...

Yekhefah
07-26-2007, 05:51 PM
I left animal planet on for my kitty and now she is all excited and WEIRD. She LOVES watching the leapord cubs...

Note to Self: Leave Animal Planet on TV more often for the cat.

My cat Spice used to love watching Animal Planet, but only the shows about cats. We would snuggle up to watch Big Cat Diary together almost every night, and she would sit on the coffee table with rapt attention whenever any documentary about cats came on. She especially liked cheetahs and lions. But she didn't give a fuck about anything else on Animal Planet if cats weren't on!

Deni
07-26-2007, 05:56 PM
OMG!

Why the hell is there a commercial on TV with a guy singing...

"Viiiiiiiiiva...VIAGRA!"

WTF? :O

Lysondra
07-26-2007, 06:32 PM
FUCK YOU WORLD JUST DIE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU GO TO HELL GOD DAMN TI FUCK YOU YOU NASTY PIECE OF SHIT WORLD

.end

BrunetteGoddess
07-26-2007, 06:56 PM
Where's Pooka?

Deni
07-26-2007, 06:57 PM
Um...she doesn't have a steady internet connection. Maybe rain related? I didn't ask her, but I remember her saying that.

I miss her, though! :(

ArmySGT.
07-26-2007, 07:55 PM
I saw a Play-Doh kit at Wal-mart with little stamps and plastic scissors for like 5 bucks but I didn't buy it because I don't have kids or babysit, or have relatives with kids nearby.

And I just had this urge... to play with Play Doh. If I had Play Doh I would bust it would bust it out right now. Hhhmmm. Maybe I will take a shower and if the urge doesn't pass make special trip to Wal-mart...

Traditional Play Dough

* 1 cup flour
* 1 cup warm water
* 2 teaspoons cream of tartar
* 1 teaspoon oil
* 1/4 cup salt
* food coloring

Mix all ingredients, adding food coloring last. Stir over medium heat until smooth. Remove from pan and knead until blended smooth. Place in plastic bag or airtight container when cooled. Will last for a long time.

PaigeDWinter
07-26-2007, 08:43 PM
My wife is ok, she can get online once in a blue moon. I do believe she was online briefly yesterday. :)

Embyr
07-26-2007, 08:49 PM
my rat chewed a hole in my vibrator today. i am officially pissed. >:(

rat v. rabbit. rat wins. off to bike night. someone almost ran me over today, nearly dropped bike, caught it, burned my leg on exhaust, bitched at guy in car, he didn't understand english. lost cause. grrrrr.

crizgolfer
07-26-2007, 08:51 PM
I don't have much to say today...just in case anyone was interested...

Budai
07-26-2007, 09:04 PM
my rat chewed a hole in my vibrator today. i am officially pissed. >:(

rat v. rabbit. rat wins. off to bike night. someone almost ran me over today, nearly dropped bike, caught it, burned my leg on exhaust, bitched at guy in car, he didn't understand english. lost cause. grrrrr.

SoRRRy, EmbyRRR 8) !

Write today off on your taxes & take a :chillpill pill...

LuckyOne
07-26-2007, 10:43 PM
Traditional Play Dough (recipe)

Coolness!!! Thanks! I DID end up going to Wal-mart. I was looking for the play doh, but then got distracted by the FLOAM. Cool stuff. I made donuts, cubes, and blue balls. ;D

BalletBaby
07-26-2007, 10:45 PM
If my house burned down tonight I wouldn't be surprised.

Are there any lawyers or law students on here?

Fuck bitches who think they can run a red light and then get out and start bitching at YOU and manipulating YOU and trying to guilt YOU when you know you were turning on a protected green arrow and so were the cars directly across from you.

My head still hurts:(

sxybrat07
07-26-2007, 10:48 PM
I burned the sauce. I suck. It tastes great, albeit the black chunks :-\

StrawberrySwitchblade
07-26-2007, 10:58 PM
I am SOOOO HAPPY. I just got off the phone with my new landlady and all the new appliances are in! Everything is brand new, including washer, dryer, range, fridge, and laminate floors. I am SO fucking thrilled.

I'm a little housewife at heart, and the thought of caring for my own place makes the Susie Homemaker in me do backflips. I've already got my Susie Homemaker bits bought, like your standard pyrex bakeware. I'm dying to hit target and get my oven mits, placemats, etc. The first thing I want to do is invite Boyfriend and I's other friends who are an item and do dinner. I want to make a small cake and take it to the neighbors all done up like the little 50's gothic housewife I am at heart.

It will be my castle.

By the way, I'm looking to buy a good red wine to toast my new castle when I get there. I like red wines with a fruity note. I'm not a fan of merlots. Any suggestions?