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stellaforstars
03-06-2008, 05:51 PM
:zombie: + :boobies: = Ha! Zombie Strippers!

Don't make me bring out my army.

Lysondra
03-06-2008, 05:53 PM
I have a wisdom tooth coming in... how much longer is it gonna hurt?:(

BalletBaby
03-06-2008, 05:55 PM
Damn. you got me.

But look! I has a wizard:wizard:

I shall turn your zombie strippers into dancing monkies!:monkeedan:monkeedan:monkeedan

desavirsire
03-06-2008, 05:57 PM
I'm leaving for work now, I've been saying that for the past hour but really I am!

stellaforstars
03-06-2008, 05:57 PM
I toast your dancing monkeys. :cheers: Then I bring out my wicked witch to make them into her own personal flying monkeys! :witch:

BalletBaby
03-06-2008, 05:57 PM
I have a wisdom tooth coming in... how much longer is it gonna hurt?:(

I sorry *hug*

Do you have ice?

sxybrat07
03-06-2008, 05:59 PM
They still have dill pickle flavored potato chips, you just have to hunt for them! And now I want them too, yum.

BalletBaby
03-06-2008, 06:00 PM
I flee from your flying monkies:moped:

stellaforstars
03-06-2008, 06:02 PM
I send my lovable cow to chase you down. :cow:

TigersMilk
03-06-2008, 06:07 PM
I throw pickles at your cow:pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle: :pickle:

Gah! Gotta get ready for work now. I'll miss my SW.

Chicagoeditor
03-06-2008, 06:08 PM
Stuck at work; eating dinner; writing the ol' column.

BalletBaby
03-06-2008, 06:09 PM
Oh noes!!! not the cow!

My black cat:black_cat will deter your cow while I flee to France!:beret:

hockeybobby
03-06-2008, 06:12 PM
I have a wisdom tooth coming in... how much longer is it gonna hurt?:(

uh oh....wisdom tooth eh, turning into little miss smartypants now. :)

Lysondra
03-06-2008, 06:17 PM
PPPFFFTTT... only ONE is coming in. So I ain't that smart.

Is it just me or did your icon change to something that was the same but different? o.O;;; *needs more sleep*

hu$tlebunny
03-06-2008, 06:20 PM
That new Diet Dr Pepper Chocolate Cherry reminds me of the queen Anne choco-covered cherries my neighbor gave me for Christmas when i was little. so yummy!

britt244
03-06-2008, 06:20 PM
Britt, you're fucking gorgeous and one little splurge is not going to set you back. Stop being so hard on yourself, damn it! :hug:

i know, i just feel gross. like i was making progress then it stopped :( i ended up doing like 15 mins yoga and stopping.

hockeybobby
03-06-2008, 06:24 PM
PPPFFFTTT... only ONE is coming in. So I ain't that smart.

Is it just me or did your icon change to something that was the same but different? o.O;;; *needs more sleep*

No, you're not seeing things...it's a painting of the same photo I used before. Do you like it?

hu$tlebunny
03-06-2008, 06:26 PM
This is why i just love my lil homie Dalla$...
he calls early to say how he hates the fucking trashman because he got him outta bed. I ask for what, and he says "to bitch about that i put the wrong garbage in the wrong can or some shit" (He meant that Dalla$ put trash in the recycle can.) So he sez "i tol dat bastard dat i puts my trash in the fuckin trash can and i don't give a SHIT what color that mutha fucka is cuz i can't see it that damn good half da time anyway. And i shut da do' on his ass and opened it back up to tell him if he get me out my bed one mo' again dat i'd sho' put a cap in his ass!"
I laughed till i couldn't breathe. Dalla$ M. is a hot me$$. :-)

Lysondra
03-06-2008, 06:27 PM
No, you're not seeing things...it's a painting of the same photo I used before. Do you like it?

Ahhh.... wow.... what a way to confuse poor sleepy strippers. :'(

britt244
03-06-2008, 06:33 PM
man i could just go to sleep. its only 830. but that would be a nice night though.. i could sleep 9 hours if i go to bed by 9! i'm going to read for a bit and see if my eyes are still open.

i want to cuddle. very bad. very very bad. :(

Lady Jade
03-06-2008, 06:33 PM
Be jealous - you're all missing out on london broil night at LJ's place! :P

RoseWhite
03-06-2008, 06:34 PM
HOLY HOT SIG PIC, DARCY! Hominahominahomina . . .

And . . . yeah. I have nothing more substantial to say.

hockeybobby
03-06-2008, 06:40 PM
Ahhh.... wow.... what a way to confuse poor sleepy strippers. :'(

That wasn't polite of me. Here...I've put my teeth back in, and I've got a big Stanley cup full of fresh brewed french vanilla coffee for you. :)

britt244
03-06-2008, 06:42 PM
my insurance will pay for acupuncture but not psychology/psychiatry. lovely. so how do i find a therapist?

hannah83
03-06-2008, 06:48 PM
I just cancelled my vacay plans. I was going to go to Florida tomorrow to see my boyfriend, but due to the major fight, I don't want to see him.

At all. For a few days. I'm still angry. I'll go see him sometime next week. (if he doesn't piss me off more.)

Hurt my ankles at work the other day too, 2nd day in a row I've had to leave early and haven't been able to work. One is black and blue and the other is swollen. Pretty miserable...

I wanna sleep too Britt!! But I'm going to end up going out tonite probably, my girls want to cheer me up since I've been pouting the last few days.

britt244
03-06-2008, 06:49 PM
^ at least you'll have fun! :)

hmm, i googled to find a therapist. i found a woman who isnt too old (looking) and she seems good from her website. watch, i'll call tomorrow, and she'll either be $578993/hr, or booked for months.

SundayMorning
03-06-2008, 06:51 PM
:zombie: + :boobies: = Ha! Zombie Strippers!

Don't make me bring out my army.

If I ever am lucky enough to host a SW party, I am so buying and showing that movie. It looks deliciously campy.


my insurance will pay for acupuncture but not psychology/psychiatry. lovely. so how do i find a therapist?

Riiiiiiight, cuz who needs drugs when you can have big pins? ::) Silly insurance companies.

Operation: Cookiedrop went off without a hitch! Both parties called me with much surprise and happiness, and I still had 6 giant cookies leftover as a reward for thinking of my buddies. Total win! And now I'm making a bunch of mix CDs with all the best jams from the 90s and nostalgicizing (yes it is too a word...sorta). And watching the Spurs! And contemplating dinner. I think I shall eat my other pork chop, for it is juicy and delicious.

LOL my radio station was playing the "wheel of contests." The caller calls in. They spin the wheel; they tell her that her game is "The answer is Bea Arthur." Okay? Okay. They ask her the question: what local basketball team is hoping to win their 11th game in a row tonight? She answers: the Spurs. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO! Geez! Must I spell out "spelled out" for her?

Lysondra
03-06-2008, 07:13 PM
That wasn't polite of me. Here...I've put my teeth back in, and I've got a big Stanley cup full of fresh brewed french vanilla coffee for you. :)

waitwait....are you in your own icons? But the shirt is Toronto.... tired.

Lysondra
03-06-2008, 07:13 PM
Wow, I AM tired... I thought the Indian head was a maple leaf... go me.

Lysondra
03-06-2008, 07:15 PM
So wait what.. is your favourite team the Braves or were you in them?

SLEEP IS GOOD FOR ME.

G-Real
03-06-2008, 07:15 PM
i know, i just feel gross. like i was making progress then it stopped :( i ended up doing like 15 mins yoga and stopping.

britt, you gotta allow yourself to cheat/rest/whatever you wanna call it, once a week or so, otherwise your gonna stress yourself out, and in the end all that you working for will be for naught.

britt244
03-06-2008, 07:15 PM
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?! i was FINE all day, i was HAPPY. all of a sudden, out of NOWHERE, i get hit with "i want to go home. NOW." and i feel like crying! i havent had that desperate "i need to go home" (home being my parents house) feeling in a really long time, i cant remember it happening more than once since ive been in this apartment - 8 months. it used to happen all the time, but that was when i was doing drugs.

seriously. what is wrong with me? i cant take this. i shouldve picked up my new prescription but i didnt because i figured i was happy all day and i wasnt going to need it. i'd like to take .5mg of my ativan, pass out for 9 hours, and hope tomorrow is a better day. but i know it won't be, tomorrow is my longest day. and that would make this the 4th day in a row of taking my ativan.. i dont want that, either.

:'( :'( :'(

G-Real
03-06-2008, 07:16 PM
So wait what.. is your favourite team the Braves or were you in them?

SLEEP IS GOOD FOR ME.

Pssst.....

....its the Chicago BlackHawks

Lysondra
03-06-2008, 07:16 PM
D: I just spent an hour cleaning the house and the chickens decided now was a fun time to kick the seed around. :(

britt244
03-06-2008, 07:16 PM
britt, you gotta allow yourself to cheat/rest/whatever you wanna call it, once a week or so, otherwise your gonna stress yourself out, and in the end all that you working for will be for naught.

i only do yoga 3 days a week, the other 4 i dance so i dont work out. and i eat pretty healthily, but i eat bad when i want to. i just feel guilty like crazy afterwards. because i *am* crazy. its getting worse, i swear.

Lysondra
03-06-2008, 07:16 PM
Pssst.....

....its the Chicago BlackHawks

I KNEW THAT...

I need sleep.

Like... so bad.

D:

And wtf Chicago.

G-Real
03-06-2008, 07:18 PM
i only do yoga 3 days a week, the other 4 i dance so i dont work out. and i eat pretty healthily, but i eat bad when i want to. i just feel guilty like crazy afterwards. because i *am* crazy. its getting worse, i swear.

well just limit what you have....I know its easier than it sounds, and it does take work,....but it works....you cab;t have non-healthy things, you just need to have the non-healthy things in moderation ;D

britt244
03-06-2008, 07:20 PM
well just limit what you have....I know its easier than it sounds, and it does take work,....but it works....you cab;t have non-healthy things, you just need to have the non-healthy things in moderation ;D

healthily.. dont you love how i make up words? my problem is i eat one bad bite of food and im convinced i just got fat.

yes, i know how that sounds.

LuckyOne
03-06-2008, 07:22 PM
I send my lovable cow to chase you down. :cow:

Dood- this made me bust out laughing! You guys (and gurls) come up with the funniest shvit!

BalletBaby
03-06-2008, 07:26 PM
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?! i was FINE all day, i was HAPPY. all of a sudden, out of NOWHERE, i get hit with "i want to go home. NOW." and i feel like crying! i havent had that desperate "i need to go home" (home being my parents house) feeling in a really long time, i cant remember it happening more than once since ive been in this apartment - 8 months. it used to happen all the time, but that was when i was doing drugs.

seriously. what is wrong with me? i cant take this. i shouldve picked up my new prescription but i didnt because i figured i was happy all day and i wasnt going to need it. i'd like to take .5mg of my ativan, pass out for 9 hours, and hope tomorrow is a better day. but i know it won't be, tomorrow is my longest day. and that would make this the 4th day in a row of taking my ativan.. i dont want that, either.

:'( :'( :'(

Breathe sweetie, just breathe:hug:

BalletBaby
03-06-2008, 07:31 PM
If I ever am lucky enough to host a SW party, I am so buying and showing that movie. It looks deliciously campy.




And I would so be there! (if invited of course)

Me thinks a Texas SWfest is in order for this summer.

blondi553
03-06-2008, 07:32 PM
ewwww this guys face just got peeled off on "house of wax"

blondi553
03-06-2008, 07:33 PM
oh oh oh could i come! ive always wanted a texas stripperweb fest!

blondi553
03-06-2008, 07:33 PM
lol :)

blondi553
03-06-2008, 07:34 PM
i just wanted to say....i want twins sooooooo bad

hockeybobby
03-06-2008, 07:59 PM
waitwait....are you in your own icons? But the shirt is Toronto.... tired.

No Lysondra, that is Bobby Hull, a more famouser hockeybobby than me. But I look somewhat like him...and I got a hat-trick last night.


Wow, I AM tired... I thought the Indian head was a maple leaf... go me.

He played in the 60's for the Chicago Blackhawks.


So wait what.. is your favourite team the Braves or were you in them?

SLEEP IS GOOD FOR ME.

My team is the Toronto Maple Leafs since I was a little boy.


I KNEW THAT...

I need sleep.

Like... so bad.

D:

And wtf Chicago.

I assumed since it was around noon where you are that you were just waking up. So obviously, a coffee now would be bad, very bad. I think a hot chocolate with a LOT of marshmallows would be more appropriate.

Sweet dreams ;)
hb

Lysondra
03-06-2008, 08:02 PM
I did just wake up. Doesn't mean I shouldn't have hit that snooze for a little longer. I just had my caffeine tablet so I should be good. :D

hockeybobby
03-06-2008, 08:04 PM
Oh, I thought for a minute there that you'd pulled an all-nighter. ;D

RoseLeigh
03-06-2008, 08:05 PM
So tired, but I finished that damn math homework. And by finished I mean, copied the ones we didn't even cover off of another person. Argh. I am a criminal and a cheater.:'(

I feel so thwarted. Like I can't get ahead. Like everytime I try I get knocked back down. Like a crappy stripper who can't make a buck or avoid the bad people. Yek, is this how you felt in LA?

Lysondra
03-06-2008, 08:09 PM
Oh, I thought for a minute there that you'd pulled an all-nighter. ;D

Ugh, I wish...'cause when I pull all nighters it usually means I got laid.