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leilanicandy
03-08-2008, 06:41 AM
What the hell am I doing up so early on a Saturday?! :O
I dont know! It is not the same reason why am up! That is for sure, I wish I could just sit and relax.
Lady Jade
03-08-2008, 06:43 AM
no kidding, I've been up since 700hrs, it just ain't right....
I dont know! It is not the same reason why am up! That is for sure, I wish I could just sit and relax.
I *hate* randomly waking up early!! Boy has a soccer thing today, so I should still be in bed, enjoying having the covers all to myself. But noooooooo, here I am wide the hell awake! I didn't get to bed til after 2, and woke up over an hour ago! >:(
SundayMorning
03-08-2008, 07:56 AM
Well, the Hubby got back too late last night for us to have our romantic dinner but it's okay, I'll have it this afternoon. I guess I really got used to having the whole bed to myself over the past couple of nights, I woke up over and over again. But this morning greets me with a fresh strawberry banana smoothie and it's all good.
Oh and the trip to NYc is being revamped. We'll most likely end up seeing Eddie in Tampa since that actually is our anniversary and I casually finagled out of the Hubby that out of X, Y, and Z locations, he really wants to go to Florida! Go figure, I had no idea. So yay for that!
stellaforstars
03-08-2008, 08:15 AM
Okay. No more being naughty--ever--and waiting until midnight to take my meds. I feel so hung over today.
Lady Jade
03-08-2008, 08:20 AM
I've decided that instead of mailing my secret bunny stuff today, I'm going to keep my egg in suspense a little bit longer!
SundayMorning
03-08-2008, 08:24 AM
Okaaaaaaay revised anniversary plans:
Flight to/from Tampa - $500
Hotel - $350
Rental car - $120
Eddie Izzard tickets - $130
Extra cash - $500
Total: $1650! Not bad. Totally do-able! Although now I'm thinking hmmmm is it worth taking an excursion across Florida, maybe going to Disney (Hubby expressed interest, the eternal child) or something like that, as long as we're in the area? Hmmm indeed!
stellaforstars
03-08-2008, 08:28 AM
Missus Sunday, you are a good wife.
That is all.
SundayMorning
03-08-2008, 08:29 AM
Stellaaaaaaa....am I gonna have to come over there and spank a girl for not taking her meds on time? Where's my "sternly shaking finger" emoticon when I need it? Oh wait, I so don't want to get in an emoticon battle with you, you're a pro!
stellaforstars
03-08-2008, 08:31 AM
LOL. It would be an epic fail if I tried an emoticon battle this morning! I'm still too sleeeepy.
SundayMorning
03-08-2008, 08:40 AM
Man, Disney is a giant scam. That's the real reason the magic wears off after childhood--it's not that you don't believe in princesses and castles and stuff anymore, it's that you can't get to them without buying a timeshare or selling a kidney or being 30 years of age with a combined income of over $50k to be eligible blah blah blah. Yeeeeesh. This is enough to depress the most imaginative child in existence.
StrawberrySwitchblade
03-08-2008, 08:47 AM
I seriously want Boyfriend to just walk into the room, grab me by the collar, throw me down, use me, then walk away. I would honestly be thrilled to pieces. But I'm sick, and he's been "poor baby"ing me all morning, looking concerned and shit. Fuck me, dammit!
SundayMorning
03-08-2008, 08:55 AM
Dontcha hate that!? I know exaaaaaaaaaactly how you feel. Sometimes a good ravage is just what the doctor ordered.
RoseLeigh
03-08-2008, 08:55 AM
Seriously, I've worked a million clubs now and I can honestly say I don't like working in Philly anymore. It's one thing to deal with the custies, I think my skin is finally thick enough to handle the Philly attitude, but do I need to spend all night fending off the freaking STAFF? What the hell. I have really no place to work until Rick's reopens.
G-Real
03-08-2008, 08:55 AM
Stellaaaaaaa....am I gonna have to come over there and spank a girl for not taking her meds on time? Where's my "sternly shaking finger" emoticon when I need it? Oh wait, I so don't want to get in an emoticon battle with you, you're a pro!
a gift for you:
http://emoticons4u.com/mad/011.gif
Lady Jade
03-08-2008, 09:00 AM
How the hell did I gain weight and lose boobage?!
SundayMorning
03-08-2008, 09:12 AM
a gift for you:
http://emoticons4u.com/mad/011.gif
Dag, yo.
Lady Jade
03-08-2008, 09:17 AM
Gah! Of course it starts to MONSOON as soon as I get ready to go out.
StrawberrySwitchblade
03-08-2008, 10:00 AM
I seriously want Boyfriend to just walk into the room, grab me by the collar, throw me down, use me, then walk away. I would honestly be thrilled to pieces. But I'm sick, and he's been "poor baby"ing me all morning, looking concerned and shit. Fuck me, dammit!
Nevermind! Got my wish!
BrunetteGoddess
03-08-2008, 10:12 AM
Woke up to R jumping into the bed. Argh.
desavirsire
03-08-2008, 10:47 AM
Woke up to R jumping into the bed. Argh.
Grr, I hate when guys do that! It's like is it that hard to just get in like a normal person without turning the damn bed into a trampoline!
I'm in such a pissy, emotional mood. I wish my period would just hurry up and start dammit... I always feel better once it starts. Damn female cycle bullshit. >:(
/bitchy rant over
Lady Jade
03-08-2008, 10:52 AM
Mily, I miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed yooooooooooooooou!
Mily, I miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissed yooooooooooooooou!
Did you miss all of my bitchiness? :P AAAwwww... I missed you, too, Luv! I was beginning to wonder if anyone even noticed that I was gone for a while. I didn't start a thread about it, I just decided it was best for me to cut my internet off for a while so I could focus on some projects I had going on. I might decide to get it back in a couple of months, we'll see. I most likely will. I love my SW friends. :heartbeat
Lady Jade
03-08-2008, 11:02 AM
Did you miss all of my bitchiness? :P AAAwwww... I missed you, too, Luv! I was beginning to wonder if anyone even noticed that I was gone for a while. I didn't start a thread about it, I just decided it was best for me to cut my internet off for a while so I could focus on some projects I had going on. I might decide to get it back in a couple of months, we'll see. I most likely will. I love my SW friends. :heartbeat
We love you too! I'm glad you're being more real-world productive... but you miss so much stuff while you were gone!!
cameron_keys
03-08-2008, 11:04 AM
Grr, I hate when guys do that! It's like is it that hard to just get in like a normal person without turning the damn bed into a trampoline!
I KNOW! I yell at hubby about this all the damn time. WHY is it absolutely necessary to flop into bed like its a damn mattress commercial?? And do NOT do it when I have a hot cup of tea in my hand..if it spills on me...its getting dumped over your head!!!
We love you too! I'm glad you're being more real-world productive... but you miss so much stuff while you were gone!!
The time off has definitely helped with my productivity. Now I'm constantly looking for stuff to do and errands to run. I know I've missed a lot, but I think breaks are good, too... because I can get wwwaaaayyyy too into things, and my day will be fucked up because of it. I think once I decide to get my internet back, I will know how to balance things out a lot better, though. :)
SundayMorning
03-08-2008, 11:15 AM
Heehee, Jake is asleep and making little growly yipes in his dream. He sounds like a cross between a lawnmower starting and someone rubbing on a balloon.
I'm hungry but I don't want to eat because I had that smoothie and weighed myself and I'm back within my ideal 5 pound range and I don't wanna fuck it up! Arg I don't want to be "that girl." I want a sammich.
stellaforstars
03-08-2008, 11:18 AM
I've been so useless today!!!
But it's not my fault, damn it. My tummy hurts! I swear, after a month, I'm saying goodbye to this anti-depressant if the side effects don't get better. I'm willing to try different kinds, but I'm not willing to continue feeling this way.
SundayMorning
03-08-2008, 11:23 AM
*makes stella a fondue*
stellaforstars
03-08-2008, 11:26 AM
Mmmm...fondue...
Tasty! Too bad I'd throw it up about 5 minutes after I ate it!!!
britt244
03-08-2008, 11:51 AM
my mother's response to me telling her about all the irrational thoughts i have? "well, you know those things arent true." ok DUH. that would be the IRRATIONAL part. ::) and then "can't you just try?" nope. i don't try. i WANT to feel this way.
at least im being productive today.. changed the sheets, cleaned up since my friend is staying over (because rent is tomorrow! woo!), put some laundry in, and put some laundry away. i need to tan and get my nails done, but i dont feel like it.
LadyLuck
03-08-2008, 12:03 PM
Had my first Lush bath this morning. Wonderful! Plus now my whole master suite smells amazing :)
Lunarobverse
03-08-2008, 12:06 PM
Mornin' SW.
My voice is gone. Completley obliterated. I predict that if I go out I will have a chance encounter with a stunningly beautiful and fascinating woman... but will be unable to make any kind of conversation with her due to lack of functioning vocal cords.
In other news, I'm still on a quest for a kilt. I've seen guys wearing them. I know they're out there. I don't want to just order one off the internet because that feels like cheating. But I will if I have to.
ellebelle
03-08-2008, 12:09 PM
I'm never going to work with dioreha again.
That is all :(
stellaforstars
03-08-2008, 12:16 PM
Awww....my mom so desperately wants me to get out that she offered to take me shopping.
She's so sweet.
britt244
03-08-2008, 12:19 PM
ok.. nails, tanning, eyebrows. go.
SundayMorning
03-08-2008, 12:43 PM
Had my first Lush bath this morning. Wonderful! Plus now my whole master suite smells amazing :)
Lucky you! Ahhh the days of Lush virginity....lol that was three months ago!
I've never told you this, but your AV looks exactly like someone I used to work with at my old job. She was one of the sweetest people in the world, great personality...don't think she'd strip but I wouldn't be too surprised, honestly!
Mornin' SW.
My voice is gone. Completley obliterated. I predict that if I go out I will have a chance encounter with a stunningly beautiful and fascinating woman... but will be unable to make any kind of conversation with her due to lack of functioning vocal cords.
In other news, I'm still on a quest for a kilt. I've seen guys wearing them. I know they're out there. I don't want to just order one off the internet because that feels like cheating. But I will if I have to.
I'm guessing DIY is out of the question? Do you have a Renaissance Festival or anything coming through your part of the country? Off the top of my head, that'd be the first place I'd look. The Hubby's family is Scottish, I'll ask where the nearest Sheeplovers Depot is to ya. ;)
Lysondra
03-08-2008, 01:04 PM
I worked for 12 hours and came home with $800. :( Nice.
SundayMorning
03-08-2008, 01:10 PM
I don't know if that's good or not. Your post said nice and I'd be happy with $800 but you used an unhappy emoticon. Confuzzled cat is confuzzled!
hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 01:11 PM
I worked for 12 hours and came home with $800. :( Nice.
Isn't that good?/:O
Lysondra
03-08-2008, 01:12 PM
^ Way below my norm. I usually work 5-6 and come home with a grand. 12 hours and $800 is a little for me. And I resorted to doing lapdances after some of my shows! I made $190 off that for like 3 guys... but it cost me like an hour. Wish I had gotten more shows.
Lunarobverse
03-08-2008, 01:13 PM
Pulled out my iPhone to text that girl I mentioned previously, the beautiful and mysterious "friend of the band".
And iPhone had no trace of her. Phone number not there, contact not created, even the picture I took of her when she posed, bent over at the waist kissing the aquarium (you had to be there)... all gone.
I want to think this is an epic fail but I can still contact her via MySpace, the way we've communicated in the past. Still, damned disappointing. Bad, bad, naughty iPhone!
I swear my phone is jealous and high maintenance.
Lysondra
03-08-2008, 01:14 PM
Isn't that good?/:O
I'm not a strip club stripper I'm a private stripper. I make $200-500 per show depending on distance. I get 4-10 shows a night. 4 shows = $800 and normally 4 shows ='s 5-6 hours work including driving.
Lysondra
03-08-2008, 01:15 PM
Basically, I'm happy I made the money but I left at 6pm and got home at 6am and made what I normally make on a short night, yannow?
Oh well.. it was the first time in 3 years I had something off the McDonalds breakfast menu.
hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 01:31 PM
Oh well.. it was the first time in 3 years I had something off the McDonalds breakfast menu.
I just had an egg McMuffin and a hash brown yesterday. I do that once a month as a treat. They threw in a free coffee as a promotion they are doing now. YaY :D
What you do sounds like a pretty good gig. You must be good :)
Lysondra
03-08-2008, 01:35 PM
They say I am. I think it's my personality. When I do shows, I smile, I twirl, I make jokes (I sit on a guys lap to give him a dance in front of the crowd, make a shocked/sad face and hold up my fingers in the universal 'omg he has a small weeny' sign).... I wasn't like this until VERY recently. I was kinda prudish before. I'll flash guys once or twice as I leave the show to be funny. When waitressing, I'm cheeky, funny and a little nutty.
It's my personality and my love of my job that project into my 'being good' at it. I just love it - so obviously I'm gonna be better than those who don't.
I don't even really do it for the money anymore. (Like, I still expect to get paid what I'm freaking worth)... but I do it for the fun. It's just a fun job, and I project that I'm having a great time.
I always feel it's pretty hard to expect to be entertained if your entertainer isn't even entertaining herself, y'know?
Lysondra
03-08-2008, 01:37 PM
And dude... three years later and the pancakes are still made of rubber? Not cool.
The new eggs rock though.
SundayMorning
03-08-2008, 01:37 PM
I wanna buy you! I bet that would be a blast.
hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 01:40 PM
I wanna buy you! I bet that would be a blast.
;D ;D Me too!
SundayMorning
03-08-2008, 01:44 PM
Arg libido where are you?! I swear, I don't know what happened to it. Last time I wanted sex was when I posted in here about strange. I'm reading Mily's naughty sex thread and I...just...don't want any of it! Not spankings, not roleplay, not humiliation, not rough, nothing. I might be able to get into some slow tender sex but that's it, and the Hubby is so revved from not seeing me for most of four days that I doubt he'll be able to keep the tempo down. Arg! Where's my manufacturer's warranty? I need to exchange my body for a new one!