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hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 07:20 PM
I think it's like one narrowed eye and one bulging eye, like "o rly?" if "o rly?" were an emoticon. Ha!

Should the Hubby and I go to a swinger's party tonight? Circle one: Yes No

I say yes. I've never been to one of those, but it sounds um interesting.

blondi553
03-08-2008, 07:25 PM
damn!!! tonight is the time change! FUCK! i always hate this because you never know if your phone is gonna automatically change or not so u have to get up early or your fucked.....damn damn damn

blondi553
03-08-2008, 07:26 PM
i just wanted to add that everyone always tells me it is not that hard....but if you think about it...you r already getting up an hour earlier than your biological clock...and just to make sure you really get up on time...you have to get up 2 hours early and then try to go back to sleep once you realize you are wrong....

cameron_keys
03-08-2008, 07:27 PM
Damn...I forgot about the time change...what time does it actually switch over? About 2am?

blondi553
03-08-2008, 07:27 PM
all this technology man....we dont have one clock in this house that you can manually set....they are all done by themselves

blondi553
03-08-2008, 07:28 PM
ya 2 am....why cant we all be like arizona...and not have a time change

Lunarobverse
03-08-2008, 07:36 PM
Awake from a nap. I want pizza. Luckily they deliver that stuff. I wonder if they'll pick up a lottery ticket for me, too? Tonight's jackpot is $6 million.

snoopy
03-08-2008, 07:40 PM
I want pizza. Luckily they deliver that stuff. I wonder if they'll pick up a lottery ticket for me, too? Tonight's jackpot is $6 million.i miss nyc bodega delivery. :(

cameron_keys
03-08-2008, 07:50 PM
Someone read my posts in the Eddie Izzard thread and help!! I want these tickets..how do I do this????

MsQwerty
03-08-2008, 08:02 PM
Haha, is that what it is?! I always thought you were saying "Oooh-ooh" like the police cheif in Hong Kong Phooey.

Ha, Hong Kong Phooey, I guess thats a bit dated! ;D



It's a face. One eye smaller than the other in eyebrow raising surprise.

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 08:27 PM
Haha, is that what it is?! I always thought you were saying "Oooh-ooh" like the police cheif in Hong Kong Phooey.

Ha, Hong Kong Phooey, I guess thats a bit dated! ;D

That's what I thought too MsQ :D I bet a lot of people think that. And it's not like Lys is lazy or something, cuz the little face guy is right there -->
just click it. That would be easier...so I thought it was an inside thing, or an Aussie saying.

LiveFree
03-08-2008, 08:37 PM
Hey anyone saw Shawshank redemption ? Is it worth a watch ?

MsQwerty
03-08-2008, 09:00 PM
^^^Yes, its one of the few movies Ive ever seen, I really liked it!

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 09:00 PM
Hey anyone saw Shawshank redemption ? Is it worth a watch ?

I've seen it several times. It's as worth a watch as most anything i've seen.
hb

eta: almost anything with Morgan Freeman and/or Tim Robbins is gonna be good.

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 09:08 PM
Haha, is that what it is?! I always thought you were saying "Oooh-ooh" like the police cheif in Hong Kong Phooey.

Ha, Hong Kong Phooey, I guess thats a bit dated! ;D

God you look and act so young I forget sometimes how old you are... and then you do shit like this. :P

hardkandee
03-08-2008, 09:11 PM
:smellie_m
I'm always contented when I post a new blog entry.

RoseLeigh
03-08-2008, 09:17 PM
What a weird, sort of awful day. The boy and I were supposed to go to a party tonight, but I'm just so beat. I sent him off dressed as Leonidas from 300 (as in black diaper and cloak). I hope he doesn't get pulled over. ;D

Lady Jade
03-08-2008, 09:22 PM
What a weird, sort of awful day. The boy and I were supposed to go to a party tonight, but I'm just so beat. I sent him off dressed as Leonidas from 300 (as in black diaper and cloak). I hope he doesn't get pulled over. ;D

Please, please, please tell me you took pictures of him!!

Yekhefah
03-08-2008, 09:26 PM
I think my mom knows I'm a stripper but she doesn't want to say anything. Oh well. We had a decent little chat and I was happy to talk to her for once because I miss my mama, but now all her little subtle digs are starting to rankle and I've got that feeling again like I'll never be able to please her. Which is stupid, because SHE is a total fuckup. Argh. Why do mothers have to make us crazy?

Lunarobverse
03-08-2008, 09:27 PM
i miss nyc bodega delivery. :(

What exactly is that? Will a bodega delivery pick anything up for you? That sounds really cool.

"OK, I'd like a large BBQ chicken pizza, some condoms - lubricated, duh - a five dollar quick-pick for tonight's Megabucks drawing, and can you drop by my tailor for me and see if my dry cleaning is done? Oh, and I need more vodka."

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 09:28 PM
There is a shit load of snow outside. I mean, a stupid amount. My upper deck has a 5 foot drift on it...and it's still coming down :O

BrunetteGoddess
03-08-2008, 09:29 PM
ya 2 am....why cant we all be like arizona...and not have a time change

8)

Yeah, um, I never know what time it is anywhere 'cuz I never change.

RoseLeigh
03-08-2008, 09:35 PM
Please, please, please tell me you took pictures of him!!

I did! It's a totally ghetto costume-the theme was officially 'anything but clothes' so it's all made out of trash bags and duct tape. My boy is so silly.

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 09:37 PM
I think my mom knows I'm a stripper but she doesn't want to say anything. Oh well. We had a decent little chat and I was happy to talk to her for once because I miss my mama, but now all her little subtle digs are starting to rankle and I've got that feeling again like I'll never be able to please her. Which is stupid, because SHE is a total fuckup. Argh. Why do mothers have to make us crazy?

Wow, a mother like that, no wonder you converted. You were already close enough!

Woo... sorry. Jus' teasin. ;)

Lady Jade
03-08-2008, 09:40 PM
I did! It's a totally ghetto costume-the theme was officially 'anything but clothes' so it's all made out of trash bags and duct tape. My boy is so silly.

Yes, yes he is, and I think he's awesome for it! You two make such a cute couple! :)

Yekhefah
03-08-2008, 09:42 PM
Oh dude, she's a devout Catholic but she's such a Jewish mother! She even puts matzo balls in everything and her favorite food is gefilte fish. And she is the queen of guilt trips and subtle digs so that you don't even realize she's tearing you down until later. If ever a Jewish mother could be Catholic, it would be her.

She really believes that the Virgin Mary takes a personal interest in her daily life. She asks the Virgin for help raising my brothers. I told her to be careful with that because look how the Virgin's son turned out, never married and executed by the government before he was thirty-five. Mom didn't think that was funny.

Lady Jade
03-08-2008, 09:44 PM
OMG, we were with boy's dad tonight helping him move the tvs around. Well, we found an on NES, Play Station AND a Sega plus a ton of games! I am so never going to be productive ever again...

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 09:45 PM
Oh dude, she's a devout Catholic but she's such a Jewish mother! She even puts matzo balls in everything and her favorite food is gefilte fish. And she is the queen of guilt trips and subtle digs so that you don't even realize she's tearing you down until later. If ever a Jewish mother could be Catholic, it would be her.

She really believes that the Virgin Mary takes a personal interest in her daily life. She asks the Virgin for help raising my brothers. I told her to be careful with that because look how the Virgin's son turned out, never married and executed by the government before he was thirty-five. Mom didn't think that was funny.

:rotfl: I'm glad you took my dig well! God your mum is hilarious. I hope to be half as good a Jew as she is someday. (Another dig. I keed I keed.)

Sh0t
03-08-2008, 09:46 PM
God bless the fight game and all the joy it brings me.

Now if i can just find a chick worthy of spoiling and buying hot shoes, maybe I could focus on being more productive as a programmer.

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 09:47 PM
I've never had this delicious Jewish fish. People have mentioned it to me like a bamillion times in the last two days and I must have it now...

Yekhefah
03-08-2008, 09:50 PM
Gefilte fish is NASTY. If you get it homemade it's edible, but the stuff from the jar doesn't even resemble food. Even my cat won't eat it, and he goes batshit for any other kind of fish. I hate it.

My mom also likes to buy up tons of matzo just after Passover when it all goes on sale (she's a famous tightwad, ahem) and eat it with ham and cheese. She does appreciate the humor in eating ham and cheese on matzo but she swears it's delicious. I wouldn't know, I never much liked ham anyway.

stellaforstars
03-08-2008, 09:51 PM
Our photog just released a few more photos of Sunday and me!!! They look absolutely fabulous. As soon as I get her permission, I'll post some in our thread!

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 09:53 PM
Gefilte fish is NASTY. If you get it homemade it's edible, but the stuff from the jar doesn't even resemble food. Even my cat won't eat it, and he goes batshit for any other kind of fish. I hate it.

My mom also likes to buy up tons of matzo just after Passover when it all goes on sale (she's a famous tightwad, ahem) and eat it with ham and cheese. She does appreciate the humor in eating ham and cheese on matzo but she swears it's delicious. I wouldn't know, I never much liked ham anyway.

Lol! Hahahaha. Well I'll have to get a recipe for Gelfilte fish then and make it at home.

I can definitely cut out ham. :yuck: I pretty much eat kosher as it is now anyway. Funny that.

And omg.. I hate matzo. I chose a bad time to try to convert with next month 'n' all.

Sh0t
03-08-2008, 09:53 PM
Gefilte fish is fucking disgusting.

MsQwerty
03-08-2008, 09:57 PM
Someone clone Sh0t and send one my way please!


God bless the fight game and all the joy it brings me.

Now if i can just find a chick worthy of spoiling and buying hot shoes, maybe I could focus on being more productive as a programmer.

Yekhefah
03-08-2008, 09:57 PM
Don't try to make gefilte fish at home, it's a huge pain in the ass and it's not worth the effort. Passover is coming and that's when everyone eats it. Just wait until Passover and find a Jewish deli selling it or pester an Orthodox housewife to give you some.

I hate Passover too, for the record. I love the seder but the rest of the week blows. I eat a lot of complex carbohydrates like whole-wheat pasta, breads, legumes, etc. and during Passover I can never get enough fiber to keep me feeling full. I don't like matzo either, except for matzo brei (it's like crunchy French toast). Every year when the sun goes down and Passover ends, I go out for Italian food and get a big damn bowl of pasta with foccacia on the side!

MsQwerty
03-08-2008, 09:57 PM
Actually, Ill have two 8)


Someone clone Sh0t and send one my way please!

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 10:00 PM
My soon-to-be rabbi gave me the number of some really good markets and bakeries strictly for Jews (the whole two of them) so I'll be heading there soon and see about the nasty good fish and matzo brie. :) Thank you.

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 10:04 PM
Actually, Ill have two 8)

Somebody is frisky tonight :)

Yekhefah
03-08-2008, 10:06 PM
Oh, matzo brei you can make at home. (It's brei as in "bray," not brie like cheese.) Super-easy, just break the matzo into pieces, dunk each piece in milk and dredge it in beaten egg, and then fry it up in a little butter or oil just like French toast. You can add salt and pepper or cheese or whatever you want. It's pretty good, especially toward the end of Passover when you hate matzo and need to rekindle your appetite for it.

I also put matzo in the microwave with a bit of cheese on it, just enough to melt the cheese. The matzo gets all chewy. Not wonderful but it gets me through the week.

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 10:07 PM
Lysondra is officially a zombie stripper now. 33 hours and counting. Oh yeah, and clocks go forward too.

Sh0t
03-08-2008, 10:08 PM
I want to have sex to the major horror movie themes.

Not all of them though. Some aren't sexy.

The saw theme is a must. Same for Friday the 13th. Same for halloween theme.

I also had the WEIRDEST fantasy pop into my head last night.

I daydreamed there was this couple having missionary style sex, but they both had one end of a double-sided dildo in their mouth.

Riddle me that, Batman

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 10:08 PM
Lysondra is officially a zombie stripper now. 33 hours and counting. Oh yeah, and clocks go forward too.

Hey, I slept for an hour.

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 10:09 PM
Hey, I slept for an hour.

That's good for another 3,127 posts I think.:D

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 10:11 PM
I post too much D:

Lunarobverse
03-08-2008, 10:16 PM
I'm am tired.

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 10:17 PM
I post too much D:

no, not at all. I was teasing about your ability to stay up forever. You keep doing what you're doing girl :D

Sh0t
03-08-2008, 10:22 PM
Every chick on my space with "Sexyback" as their song is fat

Lady Jade
03-08-2008, 10:30 PM
I post too much D:

You post more than I do! :O

Lady Jade
03-08-2008, 10:30 PM
Every chick on my space with "Sexyback" as their song is fat

Hey, I am NOT fat! :P