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Lunarobverse
03-08-2008, 10:30 PM
^^^How is that possible?

Lady Jade
03-08-2008, 10:32 PM
^^^How is that possible?

Since I'm retired, I stay out of the stripping forums and mostly post in TRT whereas Lys posts every-frickin-where! ;D

stellaforstars
03-08-2008, 10:34 PM
Okay, I feel slightly better now that I've posted a pic. I just hope Sunday doesn't get mad. :-\

Sh0t
03-08-2008, 10:34 PM
Hey, I am NOT fat! :P


^^^How is that possible?

OH SNAP!


It's ok LJ, i'll still throw snowballs at your inner child

Lunarobverse
03-08-2008, 10:35 PM
Since I'm retired, I stay out of the stripping forums and mostly post in TRT whereas Lys posts every-frickin-where! ;D

Lys has filled up a thread on converting. She's posted a bamillion times in there just today!

Also, it appears Lysondra has given up sleep for the moment. And I suspect hockybobby has, too.

Yekhefah
03-08-2008, 10:36 PM
I made fresh homemade biscuits from scratch. They were okay but not as good as the kind you make with shortening. Damn me for being all healthy and not running out for Crisco. I ate four of them though and now they're just sitting in my tummy like heavy biscuits, ugh.

Baking always makes me feel like a Southern woman in a long history of Southern women. We really do have an amazing tradition, it's so sad that it's dying out.

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 10:38 PM
Since I'm retired, I stay out of the stripping forums and mostly post in TRT whereas Lys posts every-frickin-where! ;D

I rarely post in hustle hut because I don't. Hustle, that is.

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 10:38 PM
Lys has filled up a thread on converting. She's posted a bamillion times in there just today!

Also, it appears Lysondra has given up sleep for the moment. And I suspect hockybobby has, too.

I mentioned ealier. Diet pills. Legal speed diet pills. Doctor gave them to me. Only had them twice. You can tell by where my posts are which days those were. :P

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 10:39 PM
I made fresh homemade biscuits from scratch. They were okay but not as good as the kind you make with shortening. Damn me for being all healthy and not running out for Crisco. I ate four of them though and now they're just sitting in my tummy like heavy biscuits, ugh.

Baking always makes me feel like a Southern woman in a long history of Southern women. We really do have an amazing tradition, it's so sad that it's dying out.

Do you do sourdough biscuits Yek? I friggin love those....butter and Jam. mm

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 10:39 PM
I made fresh homemade biscuits from scratch. They were okay but not as good as the kind you make with shortening. Damn me for being all healthy and not running out for Crisco. I ate four of them though and now they're just sitting in my tummy like heavy biscuits, ugh.

Baking always makes me feel like a Southern woman in a long history of Southern women. We really do have an amazing tradition, it's so sad that it's dying out.

Oh that's on the list of stuff I miss. American biscuits.

Yekhefah
03-08-2008, 10:40 PM
These weren't sourdough, they were baking powder and salt. Sourdough sounds like a pretty good idea, maybe tomorrow I'll get a starter going and when K comes back I can do biscuits or bread for him.

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 10:41 PM
I play hockey in 7 hours. Oops 6...time change.

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 10:43 PM
Get a hat trick!

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 10:43 PM
These weren't sourdough, they were baking powder and salt. Sourdough sounds like a pretty good idea, maybe tomorrow I'll get a starter going and when K comes back I can do biscuits or bread for him.

I could eat those every day. Warm out of the oven, even with only butter. Ohh man.

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 10:44 PM
Get a hat trick!

Yes Ma'am.
Post-whoring today made me a featured guy

Lady Jade
03-08-2008, 10:44 PM
These weren't sourdough, they were baking powder and salt. Sourdough sounds like a pretty good idea, maybe tomorrow I'll get a starter going and when K comes back I can do biscuits or bread for him.

I :heartbeat biscuits! I have a fabulous recipe around here somewhere, just not sure where. And why not go for Crisco instead of butter? They make it with no trans fat now. I should know, I have 2 tubs of it in my kitchen for cookie-baking!

Yekhefah
03-08-2008, 10:45 PM
Make your own biscuits, Lysondra!

2 cups pastry flour
4 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 cup softened butter or margarine
3/4 cup milk, soymilk, or buttermilk

Mix the dry ingredients together, cream in the butter until it's all crumbly, dump in the milk and give it one or two quick stirs just until it's moistened. Turn it out and knead it for a minute, roll it (about a half inch thick), cut biscuits out with the rim of a juice glass, arrange them on a baking sheet and throw them in a 230 C oven for 10 minutes. Split 'em, butter 'em, drizzle on some honey, enjoy the biscuity goodness.

Yekhefah
03-08-2008, 10:46 PM
I should add that I bought and haven't been able to put it down. The aforementioned biscuit recipe came from it. I've just been reading this damn cookbook! I even took it to the gym and read it for an hour while I was on the elliptical, then read it in the bathtub afterward. Awesome cookbook.

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 10:47 PM
orgasm

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 10:50 PM
Make your own biscuits, Lysondra!

2 cups pastry flour
4 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 cup softened butter or margarine
3/4 cup milk, soymilk, or buttermilk

Mix the dry ingredients together, cream in the butter until it's all crumbly, dump in the milk and give it one or two quick stirs just until it's moistened. Turn it out and knead it for a minute, roll it (about a half inch thick), cut biscuits out with the rim of a juice glass, arrange them on a baking sheet and throw them in a 230 C oven for 10 minutes. Split 'em, butter 'em, drizzle on some honey, enjoy the biscuity goodness.

I will tomorrow. Today is bagel day! P: mmmmm carbs....

BrunetteGoddess
03-08-2008, 10:55 PM
SLEEP Lysondra...do you do it?

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 10:59 PM
Lunar: my buddy wears a sarong a lot in the summer, his wife made it for him, he swears by it. Not my cup of tea though.
Just whatever kilt you get, make sure it doesn't match your hat. That would be too much dude. :D

Lysondra
03-08-2008, 11:00 PM
SLEEP Lysondra...do you do it?

I did for an hour!

Yekhefah
03-08-2008, 11:01 PM
Sleep, you say? :thinking:

I'mma go do that. 'Night, all.

sun child
03-08-2008, 11:04 PM
^ Sweet dreams, my love!

hockeybobby
03-08-2008, 11:08 PM
I'm done. G'night

ellebelle
03-08-2008, 11:37 PM
Did someone mention Drainyourmind.. I mean Duramine?

.. I can nearly smell it.

I can't believe the doctor told me to put on 5kg and then come back for it. Yeah. Cause that makes total sense.

Lysondra
03-09-2008, 12:26 AM
GEEZUS CHRIST you pop up quickly when someone mentions Duramine!

You're a freakin drugsniffing dog. Hahaha.

ellebelle
03-09-2008, 12:33 AM
I need to start making friends with some larger ladies. You know.. for their nice personailities, and not to push them into my doctor's surgury for my own benifit. I would never ever do that.

Maybe I could fill out a personals ad.

I really don't like it when my doctor says no to me. :X

ellebelle
03-09-2008, 12:37 AM
double post

ellebelle
03-09-2008, 12:45 AM
I wonder what the chances are my sister, who recently had a baby and is.. well a hippie in the nicest possible earth loving everything natural I had a home birth in a kiddy pool with no drugs way, will go to the doctor for diet drugs for me.

Magic 8-ball says outlook does not look good.

Mmmm I like it when the answer to all my problems is in a pill. Who needs the gym! Who needs diet! Who needs my sanity and sleep!

This may come off as sarcastic, but it's not. I love you Duramine. When I'm thin I'm happy.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch.. I went to bed with a fully functional spinal chord and woke up in some kind of rigormortis. I miss motor functions in my neck. It was really nice seeing to both the left and the right of the couch I will probably be spending the near future on.

MsQwerty
03-09-2008, 12:50 AM
No silly - I was thinking about having twice the amount of shoes :)


Somebody is frisky tonight :)

StrawberrySwitchblade
03-09-2008, 01:06 AM
We need a Recipes thread. I really want to share this f-in AWESOME tofu recipe I oopsed but it came out FANTASTIC. Even the omni Boyfriend adores it and requested larger portions of it for dinner this evening.

Darcy Foxx
03-09-2008, 01:20 AM
when it comes to curing a hangover, a falafel kebab is just not as satisfying as a big greasy garlic lamb kebab.

but week one of vegetarianism has been a complete success!

ellebelle
03-09-2008, 01:28 AM
^^Welcome to the fold.

I hope you screwed up your nose at the Kebab shop guy if he tried to use the meat tongs for the felafal. It's a well honoured vegetarian tradition.

Darcy Foxx
03-09-2008, 01:44 AM
i'm so hung over, i didn't even pay attention :(

StrawberrySwitchblade
03-09-2008, 03:52 AM
Oh feck it. I'm posting it here.

1 block of tofu, sliced 1/2" thick, frozen, thawed, pressed, and drained
4 tablespoons flour
4 tablespoons of olive oil
1 half a large white onion, diced
1 1/2 tablespoons butter or margarine
1 garlic clove, minced
1 cup veggie broth (I used a veggie 'chicken' broth, and I highly recommend this)
1 tablespoon crushed rosemary
1 tspn lemon pepper seasoning

Take the tofu and pat both sides down with flour, and brown both sides in the olive oil in a shallow pan. Place in a 9X9 glass baking dish. Pre-heat oven to 350F.

Place 1 tablespoon of butter/margarine in pan and saute chopped onion and garlic until onion is translucent. Then add broth, lemon pepper spice, rosemary, the rest of butter/margarine, and slowly beat in remaining flour, and simmer until well blended. Add mixture to the baking dish with the tofu. Place in oven for 15 minutes. Serve with desired sides. Delish!

Darcy Foxx
03-09-2008, 04:22 AM
i'm not entirely sure what love is, but i'm starting to wonder if it's what i feel for him. i am so emotionally torn right now. i spent last night with him, and as always it was amazing. i'm so confused.

MsQwerty
03-09-2008, 04:31 AM
It was raining men in Qwerty Land, now its officially pouring. Maybe I could trade some with Lysondra for some of her drive for working. I have barely left my house in 2 weeks and as of tomorrow Im tapping into my holiday savings . Someone kick my arse )-:

GoldCoastGirl
03-09-2008, 06:21 AM
i'm not entirely sure what love is, but i'm starting to wonder if it's what i feel for him. i am so emotionally torn right now. i spent last night with him, and as always it was amazing. i'm so confused.

The sooner you learn the difference between love and lust the easier life will be for you. Believe me, when you know NOTHING about the other person and the other person doesn't really KNOW you ... and has not spent that muc time in your life overall.. it is lust. It isn't love. Do not get the two confused.

Tho' I did for a long time before I knew how to separate the two easily and to my sexual satisfaction now.

Thus the reason I can use a male friend as a sex toy at the moment. I'm such a "man" in that respect yet also have just learnt thru the years the difference between the two................. and why guys seem to be able to sleep with other women whilst in their mind still staying faithful to their wives. Because it is purely sex to them, not love. Love is different for them.

I am totally understanding that..

Lysondra
03-09-2008, 06:22 AM
Teeth growing in hurt so bad.

I went on a date and asked the guy if we could visit my new Synagogue really quick since we were nearby. It was a first date. I think I'm a bad first date.

Darcy Foxx
03-09-2008, 06:31 AM
The sooner you learn the difference between love and lust the easier life will be for you. Believe me, when you know NOTHING about the other person and the other person doesn't really KNOW you ... and has not spent that muc time in your life overall.. it is lust. It isn't love. Do not get the two confused.

Tho' I did for a long time before I knew how to separate the two easily and to my sexual satisfaction now.

Thus the reason I can use a male friend as a sex toy at the moment. I'm such a "man" in that respect yet also have just learnt thru the years the difference between the two................. and why guys seem to be able to sleep with other women whilst in their mind still staying faithful to their wives. Because it is purely sex to them, not love. Love is different for them.

I am totally understanding that..
but i DO know him. and i'm like a man too, i can have sex with people and not form any attachment, i do it all the time. but with this guy it's just different.

Lysondra
03-09-2008, 06:34 AM
but i DO know him. and i'm like a man too, i can have sex with people and not form any attachment, i do it all the time. but with this guy it's just different.

:hug: I know how you feel. I fell in love with Dry and was so confused because we didn't date long and he treated me badly and yeah.... I was so confused at first and didn't realize how I felt til later.

It's so confusing and you're afraid to so anything because they might hurt you again.

I understand.

Darcy Foxx
03-09-2008, 06:37 AM
:hug: I know how you feel. I fell in love with Dry and was so confused because we didn't date long and he treated me badly and yeah.... I was so confused at first and didn't realize how I felt til later.

It's so confusing and you're afraid to so anything because they might hurt you again.

I understand.

yep. and i don't even feel like he treats me badly, because he makes me feel so awesome when i'm with him. i've just never felt this way before. i'm so fucking conflicted and confused and distressed.

i can always tell when i'm really unsettled about something because i take like 8 showers a day. for some reason the shower is the only place i can relax.

Lysondra
03-09-2008, 06:41 AM
yep. and i don't even feel like he treats me badly, because he makes me feel so awesome when i'm with him. i've just never felt this way before. i'm so fucking conflicted and confused and distressed.

i can always tell when i'm really unsettled about something because i take like 8 showers a day. for some reason the shower is the only place i can relax.

Exactly how I felt. He went to his ex just like yours but I thought... no he makes me feel so good when I'm with him... he doesn't mean it. But when he was away he'd make me feel like shit. I'd feel rejected and sad. But around him, I felt beautiful, smart, funny, happy.

ANd omg I'm the same with showers. Like, exactly. I can't sleep without one (even a nap) and I take showers when I'm all worried/nervous or need to think. They're my safe place.

Darcy Foxx
03-09-2008, 06:48 AM
Exactly how I felt. He went to his ex just like yours but I thought... no he makes me feel so good when I'm with him... he doesn't mean it. But when he was away he'd make me feel like shit. I'd feel rejected and sad. But around him, I felt beautiful, smart, funny, happy.

ANd omg I'm the same with showers. Like, exactly. I can't sleep without one (even a nap) and I take showers when I'm all worried/nervous or need to think. They're my safe place.
hah it's pretty much an identical situation.

even when he hugs me it just feels right. i feel like it's meant to be. we really do have such an intense connection. and then when he leaves it's like i've been torn apart and i can't do anything but sit on the floor of my shower with water running over me and cry and cry.

it's just so fucked up.

ellebelle
03-09-2008, 06:54 AM
I wish I could just be content with happy. But everytime I'm happy with a guy self-destruct comes in and I start to sabotage everything like the crazy person I am.

I wish I could take my advice, but just be happy is his company and stop trying to find faults just in case you get hurt, because that's when y'know.. you get hurt.

Instead of my swallowing my own advice I'm going to settle for valium.

Why did I have to snoop?!?!?

Lysondra
03-09-2008, 06:56 AM
hah it's pretty much an identical situation.

even when he hugs me it just feels right. i feel like it's meant to be. we really do have such an intense connection. and then when he leaves it's like i've been torn apart and i can't do anything but sit on the floor of my shower with water running over me and cry and cry.

it's just so fucked up.

Oh man. How sucky. I know how you feel. I know I'm in love with him and I'd do anything for him but I can't allow myself to feel that good around him and in his arms to know the second I walk away he's going to forget to call or say something to hurt me or be a dick again. I have learned to avoid him BECAUSE I love him. It's not fair to me.

Darcy Foxx
03-09-2008, 06:59 AM
I have learned to avoid him BECAUSE I love him

deep down i know that is what i should do, but i am just not strong enough to stay away.

ajbaer
03-09-2008, 07:02 AM
my ovaries hurt :(