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hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 07:17 AM
Good morning, SW!

Mmmmmm... coffee and a cinnamon roll. Breakfast of champions.

Lysondra your tattoo sounds seriously hot.

I'm having the precise same thing (from Tim's) at this moment. It's soooo choice.

ellebelle
03-10-2008, 07:18 AM
My bf seems to be heading in the polyamorous direction (which I suppose is not all that reasonable at 25) but I really just don't know if I can handle it. His honesty is kind of reassuring.. but.. eh.

I too am a serial monogamist. And jealous and possessive. I really like him but I just don't know how to change. I think I'm too insecure. I like to be the center of someones world. I don't know. I need to change my thought patterns, but I don't know how.

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 07:23 AM
oh, and he wants me to find another chick to have a threesome with us. i'm totally keen for the idea... i just have NO idea where to find a girl. craigslist is useless in australia, all the girls on adultmatchmaker are fat gothic chicks or really skanky looking, there's no one at work suitable, i won't fuck any of my girl friends.... i have no idea where to look.

Darcy, I may be reading this wrong, but he seems callous to your feelings. Possibly because he sees he has power/control over you, and therefore he's like wtf, might as well get her to recruit hot sex for me. But it wouldn't just be mindless crazy fun sex for you because of how you feel....
You are entitled to be loved and cherished.

Darcy Foxx
03-10-2008, 07:25 AM
Darcy, I may be reading this wrong, but he seems callous to your feelings. Possibly because he sees he has power/control over you, and therefore he's like wtf, might as well get her to recruit hot sex for me. But it wouldn't just be mindless crazy fun sex for you because of how you feel....
You are entitled to be loved and cherished.

hmm, no, as much as i like him i'm totally 100% keen for a threesome. my memory is fuzzy because we were both wasted when we were talking about it, but it may have even been me who suggested it. i've been wanting to do it for a while.

this guy is awesome in bed and i like being sexually adventurous with him.

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 07:32 AM
My bf seems to be heading in the polyamorous direction (which I suppose is not all that reasonable at 25) but I really just don't know if I can handle it. His honesty is kind of reassuring.. but.. eh.

I too am a serial monogamist. And jealous and possessive. I really like him but I just don't know how to change. I think I'm too insecure. I like to be the center of someones world. I don't know. I need to change my thought patterns, but I don't know how.

Maybe trying it will help to free you of your jealousy/possessiveness...or just confirm to you that it is not something that works for you. You could look at it as an experiment?

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 07:34 AM
hmm, no, as much as i like him i'm totally 100% keen for a threesome. my memory is fuzzy because we were both wasted when we were talking about it, but it may have even been me who suggested it. i've been wanting to do it for a while.

this guy is awesome in bed and i like being sexually adventurous with him.

kkk have at it then....YAY :D

MsQwerty
03-10-2008, 07:35 AM
My bf seems to be heading in the polyamorous direction (which I suppose is not all that reasonable at 25) but I really just don't know if I can handle it. His honesty is kind of reassuring.. but.. eh.

I too am a serial monogamist. And jealous and possessive. I really like him but I just don't know how to change. I think I'm too insecure. I like to be the center of someones world. I don't know. I need to change my thought patterns, but I don't know how.

Its not for everyone obviously.
I really liked my BF when I met him and I knew he was poly and bisexual so the choice was mine when I decided to go ahead with the relationship. He had tried monogamy and never succeeded ( I can relate to that too) and so he decided many years ago that he will always be poly.
I was kind of hoping he wouldnt see other females when he met me at first but that has never been the case. However when we are together he doesnt have eyes for anyone else and I dont feel insecure because I know Im always going to be a huge part of his life and that Im very important to him. I have grow to really like that he sees other people. I can see that he needs it and that hed be suppressing part of himself if he didnt have other people in his life. (Im not necessarily talking about sex either.) If we lived in the same city Id probably be ok now with living in a poly situation now. Im so glad i did this because it forced me to face up to my problems with jealousy etc. Im glad Im over that :)

RoseWhite
03-10-2008, 07:36 AM
New pic of Ms. Qwerty - so purty!

I feel for you ellebelle. Polyamory works for me, within certain parameters, but it's definitely not for everyone.

Lysondra
03-10-2008, 07:37 AM
M made me dinner. Spaghetti and meatballs with cheese. D:

ellebelle
03-10-2008, 07:44 AM
I really wish I could be that freethinking.

We're both really looking to settle down together, thinking about moving in with one another next month etc. He's told me though he can't promise he won't sleep with other girls, and that any guy who is 25 that can promise that is lying. Which is probably true.

He said that if he did sleep with someone else it would be just sex and nothing more and he would tell me about it. And I've pretty much told him I just don't know if I can handle it.

Then I guess he is pretty understanding of the fact I'm a stripper. But I kind of feel like that's just work, but I guess most guys would see it differently.

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 07:49 AM
I really wish I could be that freethinking.

We're both really looking to settle down together, thinking about moving in with one another next month etc. He's told me though he can't promise he won't sleep with other girls, and that any guy who is 25 that can promise that is lying. Which is probably true.

He said that if he did sleep with someone else it would be just sex and nothing more and he would tell me about it. And I've pretty much told him I just don't know if I can handle it.

Then I guess he is pretty understanding of the fact I'm a stripper. But I kind of feel like that's just work, but I guess most guys would see it differently.

Would it make sense if you had a rule that was like...only threesomes? So the other person is always included...nothing happening behind anyones back sort of thing. Just tossing the notion out...

LuckyOne
03-10-2008, 07:49 AM
No milk, oatmeal for breakfast.

ellebelle
03-10-2008, 07:56 AM
Would it make sense if you had a rule that was like...only threesomes? So the other person is always included...nothing happening behind anyones back sort of thing. Just tossing the notion out...

Yeah well I'll put it out there, but I think the issue is more that I work every weekend and can't really just expect him to sit at home twiddleing his thumbs waiting for me. He does go out with the boys.. myeh.

....I'M A PRINCESS!!!! Sit and wait at home for me!!!

Also I freak out and can't help but think of what he could catch and give to me...

And back to trying to be free-thinking. It's hard being a modern girl :-\ I'm just oddly monogomous I guess. When I'm with one guy I'm just not attracted to anyone else.

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 08:02 AM
MsQ, I am in awe of your gorgeousness. That avatar is stunning.

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 08:06 AM
Yeah well I'll put it out there, but I think the issue is more that I work every weekend and can't really just expect him to sit at home twiddleing his thumbs waiting for me. He does go out with the boys.. myeh.

....I'M A PRINCESS!!!! Sit and wait at home for me!!!

Also I freak out and can't help but think of what he could catch and give to me...

And back to trying to be free-thinking. It's hard being a modern girl :-\ I'm just oddly monogomous I guess. When I'm with one guy I'm just not attracted to anyone else.

Just for starters...this is a totally legitimate, reasonable concern, regardless of what sort of relationship/lifestyle you have...monogamous or not. This is an issue that you must be firm, and uncompromising about.

As to the rest of your post...you are an individual with your own set of needs, desires, issues. They are not wrong...just yours.

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 08:07 AM
MsQ, I am in awe of your gorgeousness. That avatar is stunning.

Yeah, no kidding :)

Darcy Foxx
03-10-2008, 08:07 AM
here's a random nude pic of me looking like a fat space invader. i shot it for godsgirls but decided not to use the set as too many of the pics are crap.

Lysondra
03-10-2008, 08:10 AM
Lol, that's so random!

I think if the eyeshadow had more sparkle, it would look cooler.

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 08:11 AM
http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV8HCk0

here's a random nude pic of me looking like a fat space invader. i shot it for godsgirls but decided not to use the set as too many of the pics are crap.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!! screensaver

Sh0t
03-10-2008, 08:11 AM
It looks like somebody just unwrapped a sandwich but there was a woman inside instead of a chicken ranch with bacon.

Darcy Foxx
03-10-2008, 08:11 AM
here's another one where i look stunned or something. it makes me laugh.

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 08:11 AM
Darcy, you don't look fat. At all. It's not the most flattering angle, but that says NOTHING about your body and the pic STILL came out looking ridiculously hot.

Darcy Foxx
03-10-2008, 08:15 AM
Darcy, you don't look fat. At all. It's not the most flattering angle, but that says NOTHING about your body and the pic STILL came out looking ridiculously hot.

haha i have like a fat roll on my side. i need to get back in the gymmmmm.

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 08:16 AM
http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=aV8WdJJ

here's another one where i look stunned or something. it makes me laugh.

hee hee making a funny face.
What can one say but.....STRIPPERWEB !!!

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 08:19 AM
Take a moment to think of all the poor girls and boys of stripperweb who will miss Darcy's random pic's because they weren't right here at the moment. Soooo sad. :'(

Darcy Foxx
03-10-2008, 08:20 AM
eh, the pics aren't going anywhere

MsQwerty
03-10-2008, 08:22 AM
Im so tired, Ive got to go to bed. Unfortunately 20 minutes ago I had the urge to empty out all my old crappy jewelery, sunglasses, bindis, studs, shoelaces, scarves, watches and other random crap all over my bed to throw out so now I have to clear a space to lie in first, bah.
- Why have i got so many shoelaces???

Lysodra I have a sterling silver headband that you can have to melt down if you want - and that little ball with dice in it, lol

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 08:22 AM
eh, the pics aren't going anywhere

Yeah, but who goes back that far on the random thread...there's a bijillion posts on it...

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 08:23 AM
I cannot stop coughing today. It's irritating!!!

MsQwerty
03-10-2008, 08:26 AM
Thanks Stella, Rose and Bobby (-:

And I just had a horrible thought - OH NO! Ill be stuck without SW tomorrow night cos I think Im going to be out bush >screams<

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 08:33 AM
How is it that I still feel like a cow after I've lost so much weight recently???

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 08:38 AM
Im so tired, Ive got to go to bed. Unfortunately 20 minutes ago I had the urge to empty out all my old crappy jewelery, sunglasses, bindis, studs, shoelaces, scarves, watches and other random crap all over my bed to throw out so now I have to clear a space to lie in first, bah.
- Why have i got so many shoelaces???

Lysodra I have a sterling silver headband that you can have to melt down if you want - and that little ball with dice in it, lol

Do you have something like a Value Village, or Salvation Army sort of retail outlets over there. You could just put all your random stuff that you were thinking of throwing out in a box and drop it off there so they can sell it for charity. I do that sometimes.

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 08:41 AM
How is it that I still feel like a cow after I've lost so much weight recently???

When you get a random thought popping into your head like "I'm fat" or "I'm a cow"...immediately say to yourself the opposite. Give your subconscious mind an alternative to dwell on and balance out the negative thought.

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 08:42 AM
When you get a random thought popping into your head like "I'm fat" or "I'm a cow"...immediately say to yourself the opposite. Give your subconscious mind an alternative to dwell on and balance out the negative thought.

Meh. I know, logically, that it's not the case. I just have to work on the emotional part of it.

SundayMorning
03-10-2008, 08:53 AM
Well you are only 6 hours and 41 minutes away (oh yeah, I mapquested it8))

Neener neener neener! I'm closer! :finger:


I have to go tomorrow for my biopsy. I'm freaking the fuck out and hubby doesnt understand because he has a feeling its all ok. Well..fucking A I dont have that feeling and I have to go tomorrow to have them shove a camera up inside me and chop out a chunk of tissue to see if I have CANCER. I'm glad you fell its all going to be ok..but can you not see how god dammed scared I am??? Is just acknowledging it too much to ask???

a.) I wuv you and I know you are strong enough that you'll get through this and be just fine! You have all our support together behind you!
b.) This is exactly like an exchange that I had with my damn Aquarian Hubby two nights ago. I was freaking out on him and he interrupted me with a lecture so I felt guilty on top of panicky. And he didn't understand that all I wanted was to be held and stroked on my head! Dumb men. I hope yours figures it out before he gets a well-deserved frying pan upside the head.


Y'all know that Seals and Crofts song "Summer Breeze"? I don't know why, but it's going through my head, and instead of "summer breeze" I'm hearing "butterbeans."

:sing: "Butterbeans... make me feel fine..."

:rotfl: I do this all the time. Like that song "girl, tell me where'd you get your body from? I got it from my mama..." I kept singing it as "I'm voting for Obama, I'm voting for Obama."


can someone help me get the balls to quit my day job?

If I were your Secret Egg (which I very well may be), then I'd be sending you a gift-wrapped box of cojones. ;) In pretty tissue paper.


MsQ, I am in awe of your gorgeousness. That avatar is stunning.

Q for effin t!


How is it that I still feel like a cow after I've lost so much weight recently???

Because you're a silly girl! A silly and ridiculously gorgeous girl. Must I take you shopping again to remind you how people ogle hotties like you? (Wait what am I saying, "must I..." I should be so lucky as to repeat that experience!)

Lysondra
03-10-2008, 08:57 AM
Yup. Sex. Need it.

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 09:02 AM
Yup. Sex. Need it.

:hyper: the girl's gotta have it

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 09:06 AM
Neener neener neener! I'm closer! :finger:


Must I take you shopping again to remind you how people ogle hotties like you? (Wait what am I saying, "must I..." I should be so lucky as to repeat that experience!)

Ummm...yes please?

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 09:12 AM
Oh fuck. It's my best friend's 21st birthday today. I need to go get her something, damn it!!!

SundayMorning
03-10-2008, 09:16 AM
Okay so last night was nuts. I went to the club around 7; it didn't really start picking up until 9ish, as usual. Had some surprisingly sensual (read: looks me in the eyes and doesn't grope like a toddler on E) customers who got a couple strings of dances but I definitely wasn't making enough money to be happy. Then my reg surprised me by coming in. I saw him last weekend and texted him to let him know I'd be working again last night, but I didn't really think he would come in again so soon. Pleasant surprise!

Bit of backstory. He's young (although still older than me, which is good for my perverse Daddy/Boss/Mentor thing), attractive, hilarious, smart, and very generous with his tips. And he's just a good person. We first bonded over me making a random David Sedaris reference many months ago; the attraction just kind of kept building until last week, when we started talking dirty to each other, comparing sexual adventures, kind of testing the waters. Things got escalated to a whole nother level last night!

He comes in, we talk, he gets a few dances from me and pays me twice what they're worth before he unfortunately had to go drive his drunk roommate home. He was telling me about a threesome experience he'd had and was disappointed he had to quit mid-story. However, much to my surprise, he came back! That's when it got really fun.

So he knows my proclivities. I talk pretty extensively about the difference between being overpowered and being hurt, and how they both have a place but I don't necessarily want or need heavy pain to enjoy myself. It's the loss of control that really gets me fired up.

And then we're dancing. A few songs go by with the usual rapport. He's respectful, almost worshipful, and we're both just enjoying the hell out each other.

Then out of nowhere, he slides his hand into mine, pulls it to the side of the chair, and bends my thumb backward so I can't move it or be in extreme pain. Repeats for the other hand. He growls in my ear, "Keep your hands there." I whimper, completely unintentionally. Whoaaaa God am I suddenly aroused as fuck. The grinding is suddenly a little more urgent and feverish. All my normal monkeymind thoughts: completely gone. He releases one of my hands--which I keep right where he told me to leave it--and runs his hand up my back, scratching just lightly enough to avoid leaving marks, and holds the back of my neck. Another whimper. He twists my captive thumb just a little bit harder. It's like every sound I'm making causes him to up the ante, which makes me moan more, which....you get the picture. The thing is, he never even had to touch me on any "red zone" areas. All he did was hold my arms and hands, apply a little bit of pressure and tell me what he wanted. And it was so. SO fucking exciting.

And I trusted him. Anyone else trying that would've gotten an air dance at best, a slap and a rapid evacuation of the premises at worst. But I know him and so it was like the perfect fantasy of being naughty in the club, without any actual naughtiness. Yanno? That's what I love about BDSM--you can get all the benefits without even getting sexed. But I ramble.

Wow. I'm blushing a little to relate that but damn it was hot! Just totally caught me off-guard. Caught him off-guard too, I daresay! We came back to ourselves after another couple songs and I confessed to him that I have always, ALWAYS felt in control of my lapdances until that particular one. Now there's a whole new level of lusty appreciation. I'm inviting him over tonight for dinner and the Spurs game and to meet the Hubby.....hoo boy am I a squidgy Sunday!

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 09:22 AM
whoa...excuse me for a moment while I adjust....

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 09:22 AM
That story made me a little tingly, Miss Sunday! Naughty naughty!

blondi553
03-10-2008, 09:24 AM
you want your customer to meet your husband?? ^^^ wow..... im confused

SundayMorning
03-10-2008, 09:34 AM
^Open relationship. :)

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 09:35 AM
Here's a random thought for you: I don't think my life will be complete until I see a picture of Jenny.

...And Madcap.

SundayMorning
03-10-2008, 09:38 AM
Stella what happened to your snow? Did you throw a snowball at anyone? Did you catch a snowflake on your tongue?

It's pouring rain here. I is trapped cat.

hockeybobby
03-10-2008, 09:42 AM
Here's a random thought for you: I don't think my life will be complete until I see a picture of Jenny.<snip>

I have mixed feelings on this. Of course, it's well documented that I have a crush on Jenny. I like having that crush, and holding her in high esteem. Would that change if I saw her image? I don't have the answer...I am subject to the same base, animal attraction thingy that anyone is, but I don't want that applied to her. I would feel ashamed if it made a difference.
But whatever will be, will be.

cameron_keys
03-10-2008, 09:46 AM
I feel a bit better this morning. Hubby held me until I fell asleep and said that even though he knew in his heart everything was fine, if it wasnt..we'd get though it together. Thats all I wanted.

4 hours until I have to be there....

LuckyOne
03-10-2008, 10:00 AM
^^^ Good luck with your thing Cam.
I thought it did but my cell phone didn't update for daylight savings time and now I'm an hour late to work. Lovely way to start the week. :(

Yekhefah
03-10-2008, 10:02 AM
I'm glad you're feeling better, Cam. :hug:

And in "what the weird?" news... I woke up slim this morning. My measurements are mostly the same, I weigh the same, but my body looks sleek and slim. My tummy is flat with ab definition, my breasts look high and full, my ass is perfectly curved, my waist is an inch smaller and I have this totally rockin' hourglass. What the shizziz? I'm not fighting it, I'm just surprised!