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Lunarobverse
03-10-2008, 10:05 AM
Between being sick and my trip to Seattle, I missed a lot of work last week.

I came in this morning to find out that one of my best friends may be transferred to another team. That sucks. I'm going over the contract to find out if there's any way to keep him. He's surfing Monster.com, y'know, "just in case".

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 10:25 AM
Stella what happened to your snow? Did you throw a snowball at anyone? Did you catch a snowflake on your tongue?

It's pouring rain here. I is trapped cat.

I did both things...I even helped the little kids in the apartment complex build a snow man. Denton averaged 7 inches of snow, but our part got 9 inches. It was absolutely incredible! Wish you could've been there to play and cuddle with me though.

Lunarobverse
03-10-2008, 10:27 AM
I still want to feed sushi to Stella.

Yekhefah
03-10-2008, 10:31 AM
I wish I could share that nine inches with Stella.

SundayMorning
03-10-2008, 10:44 AM
You guuuuuuuuuuuys, you're so pervy! Can't you not think about sex for one minute?

*daydreams back to last night*

Yeah, me neither.

Yekhefah
03-10-2008, 10:47 AM
OMG, I just read your last night story... that's fucking hot! Made me all quivery just reading it.

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 10:51 AM
Say more pervy things!!! When three of the hottest people on SW are talking sex, I'm all ears.

Or all hands...Either one.

SundayMorning
03-10-2008, 10:52 AM
Quesadillas with leftover scallops (which may have been the best scallops I ever made...very lightly breaded and broiled with butter and maple bacon. So sweet and tender) + Anthony Bourdain on TV right now = total win.

I love listening to the rain. It's like I am totally cut off from everything outside my windows. I could be on a deserted island and wouldn't feel any more solitary. So soothing. Yet I'm irritated because I need to go to HEB, especially if I want to make chocolate creme brulee for dinner-----well maybe I should save that for when I'm definitely sexing this guy. I mean, chocolate creme brulee is not something to be offered willy-nilly for any occasion, you know? It's serious cat food.

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 10:54 AM
Mmmm...scallops.

I r jealous cat.

SundayMorning
03-10-2008, 10:55 AM
travelchannel.com/fan you can enter to see Anthony Bourdain! ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG.

Anyway I'm getting sexy post ready for you, stella....I just had to blurt that real quick.

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 10:58 AM
Ugh...

Anonymous:

Give me time to get my freaking words together and stop pushing me. I have a lot to say.

SundayMorning
03-10-2008, 10:59 AM
With food and sex on my mind, I'm unsurprisingly drawn to a combination of the two. I have this exquisite book of antipasti recipes. Very classy, gorgeous quality photos, quite evocative. I've masturbated to it before. Food is so sensual, especially little tidbit appetizers. Finger food--the attention on the fingertips balancing the food, on each tiny bite between the lips. The textures on the tongue! the chewy battle of fig and prosciutto, the liquid strings of mozzarella, the shining slick drops of olive oil. Richness of truffles and sudden bite of fresh basil. I want to roll in it. A long time ago I read a story of a girl who drizzled her body in olive oil and sprinkled herbs over her skin and served herself with a loaf of warm bread to her lover. It doesn't even have to be that complicated, but it's good when it is. Food is fucking sexy.

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 11:01 AM
^^Ummmm...I love the olive oil idea.

*wants to try it with Sunday*

SundayMorning
03-10-2008, 11:05 AM
:yes: *scribbles on The Agenda*

Yekhefah
03-10-2008, 11:06 AM
I love food and I love sex, and I love the use of food to heighten sensuality (feeding each other fruit with your fingers, etc)... but I've never been able to get with the topical application of food as sexplay. I wish I liked it, but I just think it's weird.

I did have a lover in high school who liked drinking amaretto out of the little hollow in my throat. You know that little hollow that women have where a guy's Adam's apple is? He would pour just a bit of amaretto there and lap it up. That was pretty hot. And K will sometimes take a sip of wine and then kiss me and let the wine flow into my mouth from his. That's hot.

So I guess I like sex with booze, just not food, LOL!

SundayMorning
03-10-2008, 11:13 AM
Yeah I've tried the usuals as well as nutella (leaves unappealing smudges) and pistachio pudding (COLD COLD COLD but tasty!). I'm all for presentation and penetration, though! I do very much enjoy being a table. And, well, fruitfucking is fun!

I exaggerate my prowess, actually--I haven't tried any of the "candy" tricks, e.g. altoids/wintergreen mints or pop rocks. Would be interested in hearing other experiences if anyone has any!

Lunarobverse
03-10-2008, 11:15 AM
I'm such a glutton that if I were to combine food and sex, I'd just get tired and logy that much faster and not be able to get to the sex part. :O

In related news, I've gained 4 lbs since last Wednesday. Stoopid delicious food.

Yekhefah
03-10-2008, 11:16 AM
Oh, I did the Altoid trick once! It was cool.

There is a restaurant in L.A. that serves sushi on a naked woman. I forget what it's called, but it's insanely expensive. You get up to ten of your best friends together and get a private room in the restaurant, all Japanese elegant, and instead of a table the sushi is served on a naked Japanese girl. Sounds like something you'd like.

Sh0t
03-10-2008, 11:22 AM
I like sex but I have to admit it's not my favorite hobby.

It doesn't hold my attention for too long in most cases

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 11:25 AM
Withdrawing from school is turning out to be such a harrowing experience. I feel the urge to pull my hair out.

SundayMorning
03-10-2008, 11:47 AM
http://damncoolpics.blogspot.com/2008/03/25-most-ugliest-gaming-tattoos.html

I like sex but I have to admit it's not my favorite hobby.

It doesn't hold my attention for too long in most cases

Heehee! Tanooki Mario! And I like the Pac Man bicep wrap tattoo, it's actually pretty cool. I think the rest are very poor choices in self-expression. But who am I to say what's significant to these people?

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 12:02 PM
Bathtime. Unfortunately, I am now Lush-less, but I'll make due with plain old hot water.

BrunetteGoddess
03-10-2008, 12:09 PM
You don't need lush to look fabulous dear.

Lady Jade
03-10-2008, 12:19 PM
Power's gone out twice at work today, rendering us all totally and completely useless. It's all good and well that we've gone paperless in an effort to be environmentally-conscious... but what good is it when everything comes to a screeching halt because the computers/phones/office equipment are down?

buffie06
03-10-2008, 12:32 PM
Bathtime. Unfortunately, I am now Lush-less, but I'll make due with plain old hot water.


I have to!..........you wouldnt be lushless if you went to the post office!!

MrChristopher
03-10-2008, 12:33 PM
I just realized I haven't eaten today. I went shopping this morning so there's plenty of grub. After foraging and munching some cheese while going through the cabinets I decided on a box of stovetop. I think I'll eat the whole thing. Tonight shall be Taco Night. Taco Night makes me happy.

BalletBaby
03-10-2008, 12:33 PM
Neener neener neener! I'm closer! :finger:



I iz a sad panda.

Mily
03-10-2008, 12:48 PM
*sigh* I really need to contact these photographers and set up some shoots, but I want to lose at least 10 more pounds, buy some new outfits, and get my hair trimmed and re-colored again first. This business is such a pain in the ass sometimes.

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 12:55 PM
I have to!..........you wouldnt be lushless if you went to the post office!!

You mean to tell me it's still there?!?!

I just assumed that after I got locked up, all was lost!

cameron_keys
03-10-2008, 12:57 PM
I have to leave very shortly to go to the Dr. I'm wishing now that I had taken my husband up on his offer to take off work and drive me...I cant get my hands to stop shaking.

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 01:01 PM
Oh Cam...I've been there and I am so sorry you have to go through all of this nonsense.

I'll be thinking about you. :hug:

britt244
03-10-2008, 01:02 PM
If I were your Secret Egg (which I very well may be), then I'd be sending you a gift-wrapped box of cojones. ;) In pretty tissue paper.
see, the problem is i'm a very cranky person in the morning, and when i have to go to bed early. which means that partly, this job makes me very cranky. but on the other hand, when i'm there, i love my kids and dont really want to quit. it's quite the dilemma.


I have to leave very shortly to go to the Dr. I'm wishing now that I had taken my husband up on his offer to take off work and drive me...I cant get my hands to stop shaking.

you will be fine. promise! like i said before, you have a whole internet full of people thinking positive thoughts for you :)

ew, why does peter pan peanut butter taste different? its what i ate my whole life til it was off the shelves and now its back and tastes funky.

my apartment is so cleaaan. yay cleaning lady! she even made my bed (which i didnt think she would do).

ex boyfriend went out with his way long time ago ex girlfriend when we werent speaking, apparently. i always act like i know things to get information out of people but a lot of the time i dont know if i actually want to know. but he told me it made him realize "no one can take my place." ha. duh. glad you realize that loser. maybe you shouldnt have been so mean to me! though i do wish i could take off work tonight and cuddle. but i promised the other manager i would talk to every person who came through the door tonight, bc saturday i was more than a little lazy.

hmm.. should i take another riding lesson tomorrow? my friend wants to know if i'm going. part of me wants to go but part of me wants to have the day to be lazy and sleep in and go grocery shopping and do yoga.

buffie06
03-10-2008, 01:07 PM
You mean to tell me it's still there?!?!

I just assumed that after I got locked up, all was lost!

yeah its still there, go get it go get it!! I have been sad that you haven't got it:'( . If you dont get it I m gonna tell you everything thats in it, and then you will be soooory, haha.

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 01:09 PM
LOL--I'll go first thing tomorrow! I'm excited now!! I was definitely sorry when I thought I'd missed it.

buffie06
03-10-2008, 01:12 PM
K good, I just thought maybe you werent real or somehting (that made me feel better even tho i knew it wasnt true :0. Im glad you are ok though.

blondi553
03-10-2008, 01:22 PM
im sitting here eating croutons all by themselves.....it is sooooooo good!

LiveFree
03-10-2008, 01:23 PM
I'm so lazy. I don't want to leave my bed..aah

stellaforstars
03-10-2008, 01:27 PM
I seriously need to get up and blow dry my hair before it dries too much to be salvaged.

TheTempest
03-10-2008, 01:31 PM
Today is apparently National Nap Day. This doesn't surprise me. I WANT MY HOUR BACK DAMN IT!

I did pretty well at work yesterday.

I changed my medication to the generic from the controlled release tablets. This may have added to my sleepiness today.

I'm totally going to be hardcore on my diet now. I've been putzing around for the past month and it's gonna stop. No more going off point!

But yay for steamed dumplings and still being on WW points. :)

SundayMorning
03-10-2008, 01:44 PM
Pork chops and mushroom gravy
Spring greens salad
Mango or key lime flans (I'm gonna make half of the mini flans mango and half lime)

There, that's a meal that says "Please, enjoy this meal" not "Please, enjoy my sexual services," right? I really just want tonight to be about yummy food, Spurs, and getting to hang out with the three of us! Can't send mixed signals with the meal!

iambonbon05
03-10-2008, 01:48 PM
Yikes TRT has grown by 16 pages since I was last on! I'm not quite bored enough to catch up.

Returned to the club yesterday after a three week break and I am SORE and BRUISED. And I'm working tonight.

britt244
03-10-2008, 01:49 PM
are you kidding me? on the xanax website it says it should be taken 3-4 times daily? and that there is only a low chance of physical dependancy? HA.

Lunarobverse
03-10-2008, 01:52 PM
Pork chops and mushroom gravy
Spring greens salad
Mango or key lime flans (I'm gonna make half of the mini flans mango and half lime)

There, that's a meal that says "Please, enjoy this meal" not "Please, enjoy my sexual services," right? I really just want tonight to be about yummy food, Spurs, and getting to hang out with the three of us! Can't send mixed signals with the meal!

Mangos are so so sexy.

Mily
03-10-2008, 02:00 PM
Mango or key lime flans (I'm gonna make half of the mini flans mango and half lime)


Mango Flan? Errr... recipe... pwease...??? :drool:

RoseLeigh
03-10-2008, 02:17 PM
WHY must I bust out in panic every time I have to go to work?

britt244
03-10-2008, 02:44 PM
45 min power nap starting.. now.

Lady Jade
03-10-2008, 02:47 PM
Whew, so glad to be home!

Lunarobverse
03-10-2008, 02:51 PM
^^^Done with the drama, O Queen? ;D

Lady Jade
03-10-2008, 03:09 PM
^^^Done with the drama, O Queen? ;D

Well, I'm a big fan of electricity, and we kept losing it at the office! No phones, no internet... I was bored out of my mind!

Lunarobverse
03-10-2008, 03:28 PM
Well, I'm a big fan of electricity, and we kept losing it at the office! No phones, no internet... I was bored out of my mind!

Ahhhhh... Yes, electricity is a great facilitator. It's absence does tend to slow things down.