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Bitches love me 'cause they know that I can rock. o/`
Bitches love me cause they know that i can rhyme
(Drats...someone else gets the really cool line!!)
Bitches love me cause they know that I can fuck
(damn right I can!)
In other news, the hippie deo does nothing for the b.o. I smells like a linebacker. Boo.
Kaylinn
07-30-2007, 11:31 AM
I'm very bored.....
The kind of bored where you just want to complain about being bored, but not actually do anything about it.
The pool sounds nice...but I don't feel like walking over.....
PaigeDWinter
07-30-2007, 11:40 AM
Oh snap, son... check mah post count. Time to go play the slots. Or sluts... or something.
Hey, I'm Kate and I am a Taurus
I love tomatoes and black-capped
Chickadees
Hey, my name is Keith and I'm a Scorpio from Athens, GA and I like to find the essence from within....
Bitches love me cause they know that I can fuck
(damn right I can!)
Bitches love me cause they know that I'm on time!
Bitches love me cause they know that I'm on time!
Throughout the projects! ;D
(I'll have you know that I did my spastic dancing to MSI when you started this. damn you)
PaigeDWinter
07-30-2007, 12:00 PM
(I'll have you know that I did my spastic dancing to MSI when you started this. damn you)
What? And I get no hot Youtube action?
What? And I get no hot Youtube action?
I has no webcam or digital camera. :'(
(I r the SW ninja....silent and unknown... well, at least unknown)
Yekhefah
07-30-2007, 12:46 PM
I have to turn around and go back to effing Montana for three weeks. I'm tired and I don't want to schlep out to my no-money club in the City of Industry during Rent Week; there is no money there. But I have to make over $2000 in the next two weeks and I'm damn sure not going to make it at home, so here I go.
Birthday money was a profound disappointment this year. Getting older sucks.
dangerousdiva
07-30-2007, 01:21 PM
I haven't worked in a month.
I went on a two week vacation to the Virgin Islands, my hair is fried, my nails are disgusting, I am fat from all the beer and rum I drank everyday and now I am broke and have to go back to work!
I had to post so that I could get rid of this message everytime I login,
"Hello dangerousdiva it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums? "
dangerousdiva
07-30-2007, 01:22 PM
Yay!
It's gone! Now, I must go to the gym.
PaigeDWinter
07-30-2007, 02:21 PM
Hot Fuzz is amusing.
DJ Maimed
07-30-2007, 02:38 PM
Hey, My name is Paige and Imma dominatrix from Cocoa Beach Fl.
I love hot pokers,spankings and barb wired bras
Let's meet and have a Pookashell lovechild now!!
LuckyOne
07-30-2007, 03:16 PM
Good morning Stripperweb!!!Welcome back, Dangerous Diva and I'm going to check my horoscope. Keeping my fingers crossed for a good week...
I might get to have lunch with the lovely Kaylinn this week, so if that happens it will definitely be good. :)
Edit: uh oh- not so great horoscope for today.
"These clashes aren't anyone's fault, so you can stop worrying whether you're to blame. Everyone involved is going through some major transitions, and growing pains are a normal part of the process. You'll benefit eventually."
Tomorrow's looks slightly better...
"Not everything can go according to plan. If you're willing to sit and see what takes shape next, you might realize that what has happened through serendipitous accidents is much better than what you had arranged."
(I'm an aries for those who are wondering.)
PaigeDWinter
07-30-2007, 03:36 PM
Rozz did you happen to see Yellow this week at werk? I wanted to see it before it came out and didn't get time. I was hoping that it wasn't Just Another Bad Stripper Movie....
Lady Jade
07-30-2007, 03:39 PM
I'm making the most awesome bulletin board for work. I'm making a beach scene by using sandpaper as the "beach" and blue cardstock as the sky. I cut out a sun, a beach ball, a beach umbrella, and am making clouds from batting. The crowning glory, however, is the awesome, 3-D sand castle I'm going to make.
Yes, I am a dork who loves her job way too much! ;D
Nautilus
07-30-2007, 04:06 PM
:sing: people always told meee, be careful what you doooo... don't go around breaking young girls' hearts [heeeeeee]
Lana is driving me crazy with her posts.
My stomach feels weird and gurggly
lolla is soon
and I had sex.
Kaylinn
07-30-2007, 04:29 PM
Lana is driving me crazy with her posts.
My stomach feels weird and gurggly
lolla is soon
and I had sex.
I second that.
cherryripeboyII
07-30-2007, 06:20 PM
What? And I get no hot Youtube action?
You want it, you got it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95OQusbdU-I
dangerousdiva
07-30-2007, 06:37 PM
Good morning Stripperweb!!!Welcome back, Dangerous Diva and I'm going to check my horoscope. Keeping my fingers crossed for a good week...
I might get to have lunch with the lovely Kaylinn this week, so if that happens it will definitely be good. :)
Edit: uh oh- not so great horoscope for today.
"These clashes aren't anyone's fault, so you can stop worrying whether you're to blame. Everyone involved is going through some major transitions, and growing pains are a normal part of the process. You'll benefit eventually."
Tomorrow's looks slightly better...
"Not everything can go according to plan. If you're willing to sit and see what takes shape next, you might realize that what has happened through serendipitous accidents is much better than what you had arranged."
(I'm an aries for those who are wondering.)
Thanks!
Uh-oh, I'm an aries too.
Kaylinn
07-30-2007, 06:39 PM
Yeah.....I've been on SW off and on since 4am.
I need a life.
Lady Jade
07-30-2007, 06:41 PM
"Homeward Bound" is on. That movie makes me smile, laugh, and cry. Even though I know how the movie ends, I still get teary-eyed at the part where Shadow gets hurt at the rail station...
"Homeward Bound" is on. That movie makes me smile, laugh, and cry. Even though I know how the movie ends, I still get teary-eyed at the part where Shadow gets hurt at the rail station...
Aww...I know! I love that movie, too! ;D
Lysondra
07-30-2007, 06:53 PM
AHAHAHA my bird was sitting on the phone when it rang and FLIPPED out.
Rozz did you happen to see Yellow this week at werk? I wanted to see it before it came out and didn't get time. I was hoping that it wasn't Just Another Bad Stripper Movie....
It didn't even come to my store. Boo.
Lady Jade
07-30-2007, 07:06 PM
Deni! Wife! Come chat with me! ;D
Deni! Wife! Come chat with me! ;D
Can't. I must go make the sex with Boy and then study until my eyes pop out of my head.
Lady Jade
07-30-2007, 07:15 PM
Can't. I must go make the sex with Boy and then study until my eyes pop out of my head.
But... but... I will sex you in chat!!!
PaigeDWinter
07-30-2007, 08:56 PM
In 9 hours I finally get my x-rays done! Yay!
BlackSheEp3
07-30-2007, 09:38 PM
Roses are red
violets are blue
the sheep are coming
coming for you......
Eh this is some good bbq ribs....Tony Romas for the damn win!
Snowles
07-31-2007, 01:55 AM
A girl I went to high school with was killed in a car crash over the weekend. She was only 19. :(
Lysondra
07-31-2007, 01:57 AM
Why the fuck do both outer thighs in lipo count as one location but both inner thighs count as two? Mother fucker. :(
BalletBaby
07-31-2007, 02:06 AM
I have an appointment with my psychiatrist tomorrow. Meds Meds Meds!
I need to make an appointment with that therapist too. Lawdy, I have a lot of stuff to get off my chest.
My mom called me yesterday. Her and my dad were in a motorcycle accident, but they are both ok. My dad is in the hospital though; something about his testicles. And this was two days after I got hit:O
My neighbors lent me their car. This was my fourth day ever driving an SUV. I drive it pretty well, but can't park worth shit. And I forgot to put the car in park before turning it off once. Ok twice.
Is shopping my problems away bad?
BalletBaby
07-31-2007, 02:08 AM
A girl I went to high school with was killed in a car crash over the weekend. She was only 19. :(
Wow that's really sad. Makes me thankful the only thing damaged was my car. May she rest in peace.
Snowles
07-31-2007, 02:16 AM
Wow that's really sad. Makes me thankful the only thing damaged was my car. May she rest in peace.
Craziest thing about it? I saw her earlier that night, at a shag for a couple of my friends who are getting married. And at the bar afterwards. The next morning I found out she died, just a few hours after I saw her. Life is so crazy sometimes that you never know when or how it can end. I hope she's at peace though. :(
Callyish
07-31-2007, 02:18 AM
OMG Snowles im so sorry to hear *hugs*
BalletBaby
07-31-2007, 02:22 AM
Craziest thing about it? I saw her earlier that night, at a shag for a couple of my friends who are getting married. And at the bar afterwards. The next morning I found out she died, just a few hours after I saw her. Life is so crazy sometimes that you never know when or how it can end. I hope she's at peace though. :(
Whoa. Just another reason to cherish the moments you have with friends and family. You never know.
Snowles
07-31-2007, 02:22 AM
It's just surreal, because this is a small town (3500 people, tops). You know everyone in the high school when you're there. And this seems to happen every few years. In fact, in the last 4 or so years, 3 people who were in high school at the same time as me (and one who was in my grade) have died, all in car crashes.
Kaylinn
07-31-2007, 09:40 AM
Domino's Cheezy Breadsticks
:worship:
MrChristopher
07-31-2007, 09:44 AM
Drunken body shaving is probably not the best idea I have ever had. I put 3 more gigs of tunes into my hd though, so at least I was productive.
MrsC should be back from VA today sometime.
I'm hungry. I think I want some french onion soup.
LuckyOne
07-31-2007, 12:13 PM
"Homeward Bound" is on. That movie makes me smile, laugh, and cry. Even though I know how the movie ends, I still get teary-eyed at the part where Shadow gets hurt at the rail station...
Aww...I know! I love that movie, too!
Me three!!! The part when Shadow gets hurt and says he's too old. Tells the others to go on without him...
And then their the children are just about to go in the house at dusk when Sassy and Chance come runing home to their family.
And the little boy says 'Where's Shadow?'
And his mom says, 'I gues he didn't make it'... I just can't stop the waterworks.
Confirmation bias- call it what you will, but my horoscope was eerily true yesterday and today. Things did NOT go according to plan. I dropped the ball. With a heavy heart, I can't see a way, but I'm clinging to a glimmer of hope that the rest will happen as well: "If you're willing to sit and see what takes shape next, you might realize that what has happened through serendipitous accidents is much better than what you had arranged." Desperately hoping... becuz MAN things look sh*tty right now. :'(
I'm 5 days late on my period, my tits are killing me and I"m peeing all the time. I'm taking a test tonight after work. ...
I'm hoping for a negative.
austinatalie
07-31-2007, 01:06 PM
oh noes, Tart! *crosses fingers*
I peed on it and it came out negative., but the result seemed too quick.
Ah well it gets me through today and tomorrow. If in 3 days still no period I'll start to worry again,
Lady Jade
07-31-2007, 04:02 PM
I'm thinking of having Qdoba for dinner tonight. I had a yummy salad for lunch, so I think I'm entitled to treating myself to high calorie Mexican food, right? Right?
PaigeDWinter
07-31-2007, 04:31 PM
Digging through old boxes... letters, club fliers, journals, photos... all from 1999 - 2002... Upstate NY to Cali to NYC.... Nostalgia is bittersweet.
sassysummer
07-31-2007, 04:41 PM
i got a bitchin deal on a blow up thingy for the kids to bounce in at walmart...regular 119, i got it for 30 since it was a model! i powerwashed it purdy like and the kids are happily playing in it...happily for now anyways till someone (probably my 6 yr old) gets hurt. i expect blood soon
Lady Jade
07-31-2007, 06:20 PM
Flippity fuck... I can't find my social security card! I have to go renew my driver's license by the end of August and need it since they're asking for ninety bazillion forms of ID for the new digital licenses. Bloody hell, I don't want to wait til the end of the month and wait on line for forever! >:(
velvet
07-31-2007, 06:30 PM
from 1999 - 2002... .... Nostalgia is bittersweet.
those were some of the best years of my life......