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Yekhefah
03-14-2008, 08:01 PM
^^^ What happened, Stella?

Someone just put on my Elfster profile. Whoever you are, thanks!! It's awesome, I love it!!

stellaforstars
03-14-2008, 08:06 PM
^PM'd you.

sun child
03-14-2008, 08:07 PM
I want pincurl clips. And I want to learn how to use them. Yek? It can be like the ass move you taught me. I swear to never use the pin curls if we're working in the same club.

I settled on Add It Up. Sort of appropriate for a strip bar, heh.

sun child
03-14-2008, 08:12 PM
This sucks. WHY does it have to snow when I have to work? Fuck it. I should just go to Reno anyway. Hmmm.... wonder if my husband will drive through the snow tonite? Sucks driving over the summmit and i have summer windshield formula so id have to empty that and replace it with winter stuff that wont freeze. this fucking sucks.

Oh dude, that does really suck. Be safe, AudreyLeigh. That's an icy road.

MsQwerty
03-14-2008, 08:13 PM
^^^Oh that is cool, I like it!

Fuckety fuck, I really think i have a UTI. Ive just had over two weeks off work and I rang last night to see if I could squeeze on the roster tonight. I dont think I can cancel now without looking like the most fucked up unreliable dancer ever.
I have a litre and a half of cranberry and raspberry juice and I bought Oregano to make a tea. I hope this is enough to do something because I couldnt find Oregano Oil or cranberry juice on its own!!! Arrrrgh!

Snowles
03-14-2008, 08:15 PM
I am stressed.

:hug:

Yekhefah
03-14-2008, 08:19 PM
I taught you an ass move? What ass move? /:O

I bought . If you want to order some too, I can show you how to use them. Pincurls are super-easy if you have the right clips, but bobby pins leave ugly dents.

sun child
03-14-2008, 08:32 PM
You told me how to pop my ass by squeezing each ass cheek individually. Remember, you told me I couldn't use the move if we were in the same club working? You just told me how to do it. I'm still working on it.

I'm spending my part of my day's earnings on cross stitching stuff and pincurl clips.

cameron_keys
03-14-2008, 08:38 PM
Ugh..the one chick hubby works with(the one we had the threesome with) is really stupid. Like..should be wearing a helmet stupid.

She apparently said something to him today about his being Irish. Not derogatory, just in conversation.Now...hubby looks,sounds, acts as Italian as they come without being born elsewhere. He has an Italian last name. I guess because he said I was Irish..she assumed he was too? I dont know. I mean you can pretty much see my husband across the room and know he's Italian...did it not dawn on her that people of different ethnicities can get married???

Some people should save their mouths for eating and sex...no talking!

Darcy Foxx
03-14-2008, 09:50 PM
i nearly got attacked by a drunk crazy old man outside my apartment block last night >:(



i made a video about it haha. i don't want to live in this house any more!

Lysondra
03-14-2008, 10:21 PM
Um... holy fuck... D:

How do you work Friday nights as a Jew?
How do you use computers on weekends as a Jew?


OMG why didn't anyone tell me it was bad to bring a purse to Synagogue or give the kids a toy to play with that had batteries and omgomg... I did so many things wrong. D:


And I got invited to the Rabbi's House for lunch. It was SO freaking yummy!! He was nice and told me many stories and everyone was together and there was a place made for me beside his sons and omgomg... that's why I wanted to convert. I felt so at home.

And holy fuck Hebrew is a FAST freaking language.

The_Oceans
03-14-2008, 10:27 PM
i nearly got attacked by a drunk crazy old man outside my apartment block last night >:(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIbh0d5YL6k

i made a video about it haha. i don't want to live in this house any more!

There's a kitteh sighting in your video, at about the 0:44 mark =^..^=

fancygirl
03-14-2008, 10:34 PM
Awesome...I like this one too:


races to put it on her wishlist:smellie_f

sxybrat07
03-14-2008, 10:40 PM
w00t, got a 94/100 on my online meteorology midterm! And that's before the curve is added in, go me!

Snowles
03-14-2008, 10:50 PM
^Woot! :)

Lysondra
03-14-2008, 10:52 PM
I found a website that listed all the things I needed and sold Jewish things for my home. I picked out my mezuza.

Then I labelled the list 'dojewneedthis?'

Oh yeah. Classy.

MojoJojo
03-14-2008, 10:53 PM
I found the website "http://anywhere.fm" - upload your music and listen to it anywhere. Yeah....I'm a geek.

fancygirl
03-14-2008, 10:58 PM
Someone just put on my Elfster profile. Whoever you are, thanks!! It's awesome, I love it!!

Guess who got a video too? me! Gerard Butler is so hooooo-shudders-ooooot.
I love old music like that-- that is soo cool! youtube person, you are an awesome creampuff!
Yek-- yours is demned nifty-- are they saying "dick"? or what?

TheSexKitten
03-14-2008, 11:33 PM
I rang last night to see if I could squeeze on the roster tonight.

I read this about 6 times because I kept thinking you were saying that you saw if you could squeeze the rooster. Lol I was a bit bewildered... :D

I think I need a job.

Dancing needs to be for fun again. I can't keep pretending I love it and I can't keep dragging myself in kicking and screaming.

gingerlee
03-15-2008, 12:02 AM
Some dude climbed into my shower while I was doing a show and totally soaked all this clothes and shoes because he stood directly under the shower head. We tried to tell him what he was doing but he didn't seem to care, he just kept on standing there.

Drunk dudes can be so entertaining sometimes...

MojoJojo
03-15-2008, 12:07 AM
wait - that's not hot?

ellebelle
03-15-2008, 12:18 AM
Urgh. Why do girls have to turn against each other when its slow? It doesn't fricking solve anything, and just makes the customers think we're all bitchs. Meanwhile remaining nice and calm made me $$$. So hah!

I hate it when girls abuse customers just because they wont go for a lapdance with THEM. There's 9435093485 other girls in the room. Give them a chance. And I don't-effing-care if you've already been for a dance with one customer:

1. It's a fuckign big club I can't keep track of who went for a dance with who
2. I just talk to whoever seems interested in me, but I stay away from girls obvious regulars. I'm not a grass cutter.
3. If you left the customer, he obviously didn't want to go for a dance with you then. If' I'm talking to him and he wants to go with you, he will just tell me no. Then he's all yours!!

Why is this so hard to understand.

ok. glad I got that out.

QLD girls, was I supposed to vote today?

Mily
03-15-2008, 12:44 AM
*sigh* I am so wiped out. This allergy attack I had these last few days was one of the worst I've had yet... must be because Spring is coming. I feel like my entire head is on fire. I hope I get enough rest tonight so I'll be able to work tomorrow.


Okay, I just posted in the wrong thread and had to delete it and repost in here. I'm definitely zonked, LOL.

Darcy Foxx
03-15-2008, 01:06 AM
and once again, it becomes clear how much of a fuckhead this guy really is. it's time to cut him loose, but i don't know if i'm strong enough.

at least this time i was prepared for the hurt

Darcy Foxx
03-15-2008, 01:11 AM
and once again, it becomes clear how much of a fuckhead this guy really is. it's time to cut him loose, but i don't know if i'm strong enough.

at least this time i was prepared for the hurt

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 01:40 AM
Me: I found the mezuza I want, it's so pretty. Expensive though.
M: So you have to buy special decorations, special meat, special cups and all these things that are expensive?
Me: I'm just starting out.
M: Yeah but they only want your money.
Me: What? The synagogue makes nothing off me.
M: Yeah but SOMEONE is. They're just out for your money.
Me: What?
M: Well someone is making money off you.. and if you don't buy these things they'll guilt trip you. They just want your money.


Way to be supportive douchebag.

Darcy Foxx
03-15-2008, 01:48 AM
as much as it hurts, i suppose at least this time i get to watch him crash and burn. he probably was not expecting the two of us to find out about each other.

*sigh*

britt244
03-15-2008, 01:48 AM
ive only taken my xanax twice but im already feeling like the .25mg dose isnt going to cut it anymore. the first 2 times i felt gooood. yeah, know thats not what its for, but hey, i wasnt having panic attacks! so i figured the dose was even too high, even though thats the lowest you can get, and that my body would get used to it and it would be good. but i took one tonight and i'm not really feeling it. this is the 3rd freaking time.. it should not be having different effects already.

TigersMilk
03-15-2008, 02:45 AM
YAY I'M HOME!!!!!!!! Last day of work before surgery is now done. I'm gonna grow a big bush!!:beaver: :bear: I made good money too;D I'm so done right now. Gonna pop an ambien and smoke a bowl:bong:

MsQwerty
03-15-2008, 03:38 AM
The Tally room was fun! I wish I could have stayed longer. Now I have to work. I get home in 12 hours time and I will definatly be ready to sleep then!!!

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 04:21 AM
Why, oh why, does the boy insist on waking me up too just because HE has to be somewhere early on a Saturday!? :banghead:

hockeybobby
03-15-2008, 05:26 AM
I found a website that listed all the things I needed and sold Jewish things for my home. I picked out my mezuza.

Then I labelled the list 'dojewneedthis?'

Oh yeah. Classy.

hahaha...you're the best man. ;D

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 07:33 AM
Yay! Finished the 7 Easter baskets for the kids. Now... time to cross-stitch and watch Saturday morning cartoons! ;D

Mily
03-15-2008, 07:40 AM
^You're such a Suzie Homemaker. :P


This dog needs to hurry up and come back inside the house so I can go back to sleep.... GGGRRRRRRR!!!

stellaforstars
03-15-2008, 08:08 AM
I've already been out to three places this morning. And I plan on going to three more before the late afternoon.

Yay for being productive.

Ooohhhhh, and house hunting today. I love house hunting.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 08:08 AM
^You're such a Suzie Homemaker. :P

Haha I sure am - except for the cartoons part! I had no idea CBS shows "Care Bears" and "Strawberry Shortcake" cartoons! I'm so getting up early from now on to watch! :D

G-Real
03-15-2008, 08:36 AM
Haha I sure am - except for the cartoons part! I had no idea CBS shows "Care Bears" and "Strawberry Shortcake" cartoons! I'm so getting up early from now on to watch! :D

When I do get up early, thats one things that I think today's kids are robbed of..., Saturday Morning cartoons....

;D

Mily
03-15-2008, 08:37 AM
It's Saturday morning? Whoah! LOL. Okay.... the dog is back in the house. Back to sleepy time now!

stellaforstars
03-15-2008, 08:43 AM
I freaking love That Thing You Do. It's seriously one of my favorite movies of all time and I get as excited as I did when I was little whenever it comes on.

G-Real
03-15-2008, 08:52 AM
I freaking love That Thing You Do. It's seriously one of my favorite movies of all time and I get as excited as I did when I was little whenever it comes on.

eeeek!.....I hate it when someone says something like this, cuz, it makes me realize jut how old I am....like when I talk with our vendor, and the rep. there who is 24, was just a kid in the 1990s, and doesn't remember things that I may reference, et. al. Lolapaloza (sp).

TheTempest
03-15-2008, 08:53 AM
Me: I found the mezuza I want, it's so pretty. Expensive though.
M: So you have to buy special decorations, special meat, special cups and all these things that are expensive?
Me: I'm just starting out.
M: Yeah but they only want your money.
Me: What? The synagogue makes nothing off me.
M: Yeah but SOMEONE is. They're just out for your money.
Me: What?
M: Well someone is making money off you.. and if you don't buy these things they'll guilt trip you. They just want your money.


Way to be supportive douchebag.

Well, when you're born Jewish you have to buy these things as well. So it's not just the converts. Plus, once you buy the mezzuza and kippa and cups and stuff it's a one time cost. You only have to keep buying the meat & food stuffs.

P.S. He's being mean.


as much as it hurts, i suppose at least this time i get to watch him crash and burn. he probably was not expecting the two of us to find out about each other.

*sigh*

Ick, I'm sorry Darcy. It's good that you could break away because he sounds like bad news.

stellaforstars
03-15-2008, 08:53 AM
Hahaha...Then this probably won't help...When this movie came out in 1996--I was only 9 years old.

G-Real
03-15-2008, 08:57 AM
Hahaha...Then this probably won't help...When this movie came out in 1996--I was only 9 years old.

I was double-you age then.......ahhhh...dammit.....

though i gotta admit the 2Ks have seemingly sucked so far...

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 09:07 AM
You told me how to pop my ass by squeezing each ass cheek individually. Remember, you told me I couldn't use the move if we were in the same club working? You just told me how to do it. I'm still working on it.

I'm spending my part of my day's earnings on cross stitching stuff and pincurl clips.

Oh yeah, LOL! Sure. When we get our pincurl clips you can come over and I'll show you how to pincurl, it's really easy. Once you know what you're doing you can do it without even looking while you watch a movie. Or you could check out , it's the best one out there.


Now...hubby looks,sounds, acts as Italian as they come without being born elsewhere. He has an Italian last name. I guess because he said I was Irish..she assumed he was too? I dont know. I mean you can pretty much see my husband across the room and know he's Italian...did it not dawn on her that people of different ethnicities can get married???

I've only seen one long-distance photograph of your husband and I knew he was Italian. He's about as stereotypically Italian as they get, LOL! He could've starred in The Sopranos! What a maroon that girl is.


How do you work Friday nights as a Jew?
How do you use computers on weekends as a Jew?

OMG why didn't anyone tell me it was bad to bring a purse to Synagogue or give the kids a toy to play with that had batteries and omgomg... I did so many things wrong.

You don't work Friday nights or use computers on weekends if you're Orthodox or very observant. I'm not that observant. I take my purse to synagogue because I'm not that strictly observant, but I know how you feel. The first synagogue I went to when I started conversion was conservative, and there were a lot of rules I didn't know about yet. I struck up a conversation with a nice couple and they mentioned they were looking for a babysitter, and I volunteered (I was 18 and unemployed), and I told them we should exchange phone numbers and asked for a pen. The guy just gave me this icy expression and said, "We don't write on Shabbat." Oh. Sorry. :-[

I think it's awesome you were so warmly received at the Rabbi's house, that's terrific!


Yek-- yours is demned nifty-- are they saying "dick"? or what?

It's a very old song that's purportedly about shaking hands, but it's meant to be suggestive. One of the great things about the Golden Era is the clever usage of double entendre.

Darcy Foxx
03-15-2008, 09:22 AM
hiiiigh on atvina

boys hurt e so i get high. it makes the cyring stop.

cameron_keys
03-15-2008, 09:47 AM
Hahaha...Then this probably won't help...When this movie came out in 1996--I was only 9 years old.

I graduated HIGH SCHOOL in 1991!! In 1996 I was almost out of college.... Now I feel old...

cameron_keys
03-15-2008, 09:51 AM
I've only seen one long-distance photograph of your husband and I knew he was Italian. He's about as stereotypically Italian as they get, LOL! He could've starred in The Sopranos! What a maroon that girl is.

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Thank you!! You should see him in a suit and fedora...he looks like a mobster from the 40's!! Otherwise,yeah...he pretty much looks like he just stepped off a Sopranos set. But sure..Irish...::)

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 09:56 AM
That post made me feel old too, Cam! 1996 was the best movie year in recent history; I turned 17 that year but it was the year that Pulp Fiction and other indies gave Hollywood a swift kick in the boohiney. It was also the year I discovered Stanley Kubrick and fell in love with cinema as a revolutionary art form.

In other news...

There is a chance K could be leaving at the end of April to go work in Jersey. I am extremely unhappy about this because his "friend" S lives out there. S is the one girl who drives me absolutely batshit insane with jealousy. He's never slept with her, and I don't care who he has sex with, but he's got an emotionally intimate friendship with her that makes me a neurotic wreck. I DO NOT WANT HIM GOING OUT THERE TO SPEND MONTHS IN JERSEY. He offered to bring me with him if he goes, I dunno, maybe I'll go dance in Jersey. Is it any good out there?

Everybody please keep your fingers crossed that he gets the higher-paying job at home in Portland instead. He says he wouldn't see her and insisted they're just friends anyway, but I'd rather have him on the West Coast with me than on the East Coast with beautiful rich young talented actresses who are in love with him. I swear I feel like I'm growling with my back arched like a Halloween cat, hissing and spitting, every time this chick comes up. NO JERSEY. DO NOT WANT.

Darcy Foxx
03-15-2008, 10:07 AM
Ick, I'm sorry Darcy. It's good that you could break away because he sounds like bad news.

hes not just bad news. hes horrible news. and i love him, even though i know i;'ll nevber mean anything more to him than a guaranteed booty call. even the ativan cant keep me from crying. i just feel so hopeless. ive never been in this sitasutoin becfore.

soryr im really high. i dont kow if im tyipng so great.

britt244
03-15-2008, 10:09 AM
i think i'm in shock. my ex boyfriend just told me "asleep" is not a word. now he says he was playing around. um.. ok..

note to everyone i know: never tell me "i was sleep." that is not possible. you were sleeping. you were asleep. but you yourself were not sleep. that might be my number one pet peeve.

except asleep isn't a word...:O