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G-Real
03-15-2008, 05:05 PM
Dear Spring,

It has been years since I've seen you, the last couple of years it seems like it goes from Winter to Summer in 3.9 seconds.

I would really like it if you came by this year for a couple of months to warm up the area.

Please find included a free-airfare to New England via Jet Blue,

Hope to see you soon, as Winter is overstaying it welcome.

ktnxbai

G

OdysseusNJ
03-15-2008, 05:05 PM
No but I'll live. I do need so many chocolate chip cookies to make me feel good right now it's not funny. Or drugs. I could expand my drug horizon, prescribed or otherwise.

I have to drive later or it would 100% be a get drunk and post whore on SW night. That would probably make me feel better.

gingerlee
03-15-2008, 05:06 PM
So my Ice Princes is finished!!!! It is easily the most beautiful costume I have ever laid eyes on!!! I will post pics :D

So tonight im doing my Ice Princess show with fire and my new Martini Tub(Dita Von Teaze style tub!).

I am damn excited 8)

Yay Cally! That sounds friggin' hot. Now I'm going to wish I was closer to the border so I could leave ND and go to Canada. :(

OdysseusNJ
03-15-2008, 05:06 PM
So my Ice Princes is finished!!!! It is easily the most beautiful costume I have ever laid eyes on!!! I will post pics :D

So tonight im doing my Ice Princess show with fire and my new Martini Tub(Dita Von Teaze style tub!).

I am damn excited 8)

Martini Tub sounds sexy!

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 05:07 PM
Lunar, I just got your text today. Sorry I missed it! Where did you go?

I also got my very first shlachmanot today!! ;D ;D ;D

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 05:07 PM
No but I'll live. I do need so many chocolate chip cookies to make me feel good right now it's not funny. Or drugs. I could expand my drug horizon, prescribed or otherwise.

I have to drive later or it would 100% be a get drunk and post whore on SW night. That would probably make me feel better.

Come over right now. Cookies will be out of the oven shortly after your arrival.

hockeybobby
03-15-2008, 05:09 PM
So my Ice Princes is finished!!!! It is easily the most beautiful costume I have ever laid eyes on!!! I will post pics :D

So tonight im doing my Ice Princess show with fire and my new Martini Tub(Dita Von Teaze style tub!).

I am damn excited 8)

COOOOOOOOOL :D

OdysseusNJ
03-15-2008, 05:09 PM
Come over right now. Cookies will be out of the oven shortly after your arrival.

You truly are regal for offering but I think I'll have a drink or two right now and post whore since they will make the chores more fun and I don't have to drive until late.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 05:11 PM
You truly are regal for offering but I think I'll have a drink or two right now and post whore since they will make the chores more fun and I don't have to drive until late.

But... cookies and boobies!

OdysseusNJ
03-15-2008, 05:12 PM
But... cookies and boobies!

Whose boobies? Yours are spoken for and I tire of boy's mangina!

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 05:13 PM
Mmmmmm.... rugelach. Nomnomnom. Lady Jade, you have a little competition in the SW cookie department. I wouldn't want to be the judge in a bake-off, no, not one bit.

OdysseusNJ
03-15-2008, 05:14 PM
Mmmmmm.... rugelach. Nomnomnom. Lady Jade, you have a little competition in the SW cookie department. I wouldn't want to be the judge in a bake-off, no, not one bit.

I'LLDOIT I'LLDOIT I'LLDOIT I'LLDOIT I'LLDOIT I'LLDOIT I'LLDOIT I'LLDOIT I'LLDOIT

gingerlee
03-15-2008, 05:14 PM
Hey random dumbass in a strip club:

No, I will not give you my phone number. No I will not give you a discount on a DVD to 'make up' for not giving you said number. You want it for $5? Really? Go fuck yourself.

Please move along to the yard sale that will be going on tomorrow. I'm sure you can get all kinds of cool shit for $5>

OdysseusNJ
03-15-2008, 05:18 PM
Are dancers look bad at me?

G-Real
03-15-2008, 05:18 PM
Hey random dumbass in a strip club:

No, I will not give you my phone number. No I will not give you a discount on a DVD to 'make up' for not giving you said number. You want it for $5? Really? Go fuck yourself.

If you come by RI again, I will so have to ask you these questions :D

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 05:20 PM
Whose boobies? Yours are spoken for and I tire of boy's mangina!

Boy and his mangina are actually at his dad's house right now. I was just going to donate his massive porn collection to you!


Mmmmmm.... rugelach. Nomnomnom. Lady Jade, you have a little competition in the SW cookie department. I wouldn't want to be the judge in a bake-off, no, not one bit.

Haha It's ok, I will acknowledge my inexperience in making any cookies other than your run-of-the-mill, not-affiliated-with-any-specific-religion-or-ethnic-group cookies!

BalletBaby
03-15-2008, 05:22 PM
Are dancers look bad at me?

No, cause you play the guitar, drive a bimmer, and have an sw pirate crew in the making.:P

OdysseusNJ
03-15-2008, 05:24 PM
Boy and his mangina are actually at his dad's house right now. I was just going to donate his massive porn collection to you!


**Looks at half consumed Lillet and Sprite** Doh!!!

Wow my night just got worse. I missed out on porn and cookies.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
Porn on the TV and warm chocolate cookies,
These are a few of my favorite things!

Hehehe seriously you're awesome though!

TigersMilk
03-15-2008, 05:24 PM
Ok vacuum living room, wash dishes, and clean bedroom and I still feel like there are some things left to do before surgery. I won't have use of my body without pain and I'll have t-rex arms again for about a week.

I saw my therapist today and she's helping me get in faster for an appointment to see a psych. Yay meds!

2 days before surgery ack! At least I'll have my helio to surf SW from my couch.:D

OdysseusNJ
03-15-2008, 05:25 PM
No, cause you play the guitar, drive a bimmer, and have an sw pirate crew in the making.:P

Hehehe did you see that thread? I just had to quote it somewhere b/c my sig is full and I'll be damned if some troll is going to displace Brendita or pookie.

murdock
03-15-2008, 05:26 PM
Why is it "a kilt" but "a pair of shorts" anyway? English is a funny ol' language.

I believe it probably comes from when, very early on, pants-type garments didn't actually have a crotch seam (so they were actually two pieces).

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 05:27 PM
**Looks at half consumed Lillet and Sprite** Doh!!!

Wow my night just got worse. I missed out on porn and cookies.

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens,
Porn on the TV and warm chocolate cookies,
These are a few of my favorite things!

Hehehe seriously you're awesome though!

Hey, anything to help a friend! Seriously, if you ever need a cookie fix, just text me and I can have a fresh batch made up in less than an hour!

BalletBaby
03-15-2008, 05:27 PM
Hehehe did you see that thread? I just had to quote it somewhere b/c my sig is full and I'll be damned if some troll is going to displace Brendita or pookie.

Yes. Stay far away from the blue pie!

gingerlee
03-15-2008, 05:28 PM
If you come by RI again, I will so have to ask you these questions :D

Naw, now that I've heard that line I won't be impressed if I hear it again. It's the original ones that are totally absurd that get burnt into my brain, so repeats aren't fun. :P

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 05:29 PM
Lady Jade can be the goddess of ginger cookies and chocolate chip, the only two I've had. And someone else who can out herself if she wants to, she can be the goddess of rugelach and hamentaschen! :D

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 05:35 PM
Lady Jade can be the goddess of ginger cookies and chocolate chip, the only two I've had.

Ooooh... Imma have to remedy that! My oatmeal-raisin cookies are spectacular, as are my butter cookies... and my sugar cookies... and my chocolate peanut butter chip... and chocolate white chocolate chip...

gingerlee
03-15-2008, 05:37 PM
Alright peeps, I am off to work. Please let tonight go fast, I'm tired.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 05:40 PM
I think my boyfriend is under the impression that the toilet paper replaces itself...

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 05:44 PM
What was the kind that K had and Sean Bean fell in love with? Chocolate peanut butter chip, was it? K loved them, he's still talking about them. I'm sure Sean Bean is too, LOL!

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 05:47 PM
What was the kind that K had and Sean Bean fell in love with? Chocolate peanut butter chip, was it? K loved them, he's still talking about them. I'm sure Sean Bean is too, LOL!

Hahaha Yep, chocolate peanut butter chip! And in that case, the next time I get a hankering to make cookies, that's what I'm makin' ya! ;D

G-Real
03-15-2008, 05:48 PM
Naw, now that I've heard that line I won't be impressed if I hear it again. It's the original ones that are totally absurd that get burnt into my brain, so repeats aren't fun. :P

Well the writer's strike is over....so hopefully we can come up with some good ones...

Lunarobverse
03-15-2008, 05:51 PM
Just got up from a nap. Gonna be up late tonight. An 80s cover band is playing @ Dante's and they don't start 'til 10p.

Yekhefah, I hit Lucky Devil and Casa Diablo. Posted on the blue side about it. Was fun.

Ody, sorry your night elicited a rare triple "FUCK". Hope it gets better.

Gingerlee, hope your night goes quickly.

Also, I hate shaving. That is all.

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 05:52 PM
Oh FUCK. I knew I should've stayed late yesterday! *pout*

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 06:13 PM
I just bought the most glorious cabernet franc from Hip Chicks Do Wine. We'll have it with the corned beef when K comes home. I didn't mean to buy a $25 bottle of wine but it was so light and spicy, there's just nothing else we could put with that corned beef that would suit it so well! I love Hip Chicks Do Wine... I was asking about one bottle so they let me taste it, then gave me two samples of other wines they thought would go better with the dinner. They're so awesome there, and they make the best damn wine ever.

BalletBaby
03-15-2008, 06:17 PM
I need a nap:zzz:

Lunarobverse
03-15-2008, 06:29 PM
I hereby nominate "Strippers vs. Pickup Artists" for the SW version of "Pirates vs. Ninjas"

In fact, I hereby claim the rights to the "Strippers vs. Pickup Artists" Collectible Card Game and Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 06:32 PM
I hereby nominate "Strippers vs. Pickup Artists" for the SW version of "Pirates vs. Ninjas"

In fact, I hereby claim the rights to the "Strippers vs. Pickup Artists" Collectible Card Game and Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game.

Ok, but I'm trademarking the name and all variations.

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 06:32 PM
^^^ Would you tap dat-ass instead of manna?

Snowles
03-15-2008, 06:33 PM
But...but...Lunar, I is neither :(

OdysseusNJ
03-15-2008, 06:35 PM
But...but...Lunar, I is neither :(

It's best to sit on the sidelines of this game.

Snowles
03-15-2008, 06:38 PM
I'll make a big sign and hold it up.

OdysseusNJ
03-15-2008, 06:38 PM
I wonder what the cheerleaders look like.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 06:40 PM
^^^ Would you tap dat-ass instead of manna?

Haha YES!

Lunarobverse
03-15-2008, 06:40 PM
I'm neither, either.

I just like to have fun things to watch while eating popcorn. ;D

Lunarobverse
03-15-2008, 06:41 PM
Ok, but I'm trademarking the name and all variations.

Can you trademark something you don't have the rights to, O Queen?

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 06:44 PM
Can you trademark something you don't have the rights to, O Queen?

Of course you can! How do you think Trump got "You're Fired" and Paris got "That's Hot"?

Lunarobverse
03-15-2008, 06:46 PM
Of course you can! How do you think Trump got "You're Fired" and Paris got "That's Hot"?

But they're rich. You're just rich in cookies and snark. ;D

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 06:49 PM
But they're rich. You're just rich in cookies and snark. ;D

And I have a soul, unlike those two! So I win. :P

Lunarobverse
03-15-2008, 06:50 PM
And I have a soul, unlike those two! So I win. :P

I was only mentioning things that help one in a court of law...

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 06:54 PM
I was only mentioning things that help one in a court of law...

I have bigger boobs and a bigger vocabulary! Not to mention a bigger attention span. Once you get either of them talking about themselves, the judge will rule in my favor just to shut them up! :D