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Katrine
03-15-2008, 06:55 PM
I'm bored, can't decide what to do with myself. BF is at work. I went into chat but had to leave immediately, for good reason, you know what it is.

Should I?
1. Go to a russian rock festival
2. Read a novel
3. Rent a movie
4. Head to the office and catch up on load of work
5. Other

I've already masterbated and eaten, don't feel like drinking, and don't want to go downtown and deal with rookies AND sxsw.....

Advice?

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 06:56 PM
^^^ Entertain me on AIM! ;D

Katrine
03-15-2008, 06:57 PM
^^^ Entertain me on AIM! ;D

Shit, I don't have AIM, maybe I should download it.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 07:00 PM
Shit, I don't have AIM, maybe I should download it.

You should, I'm drinking wine and I tend to send nekkid pictures when I get tipsy!

Katrine
03-15-2008, 07:02 PM
I have some too! Ok, I will download the program.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 07:05 PM
I have some too! Ok, I will download the program.

W00t! You can AIM chat with me and Ody! ;D

hannah83
03-15-2008, 07:05 PM
I stayed in tonight, all the girls went out. I just wasn't in the mood to go flirt with randoms. Plus, my feet are killing me!!

Damn you stilettos from hell!! Damn you! I have to buy new dance shoes ASAP.

RoseWhite
03-15-2008, 07:09 PM
I just made the most delicious mac & cheese. In honor of St. Patty's a-coming up, 'tis "Black & Tan Irish Mac & Cheese". You boil the pasta in lager and add stout to the cheese sauce.

MMMmmmmmmMMmMMMMmmMMmmmmMmmmmm.

I'm gonna miss carbs when I go back to being unpregnant.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 07:10 PM
^^^ Is that recipe from where I think it's from? ;D

Lunarobverse
03-15-2008, 07:11 PM
Macaroni and cheese... with BEER IN IT?!

**faints**

RoseWhite
03-15-2008, 07:12 PM
^^^ Is that recipe from where I think it's from? ;D
Well, um, yeah. But I really did make it! Not just being sneaky promo-y! Ask Mast! :D

Lunar, I bet you'd lerve it. Perfect way to carbo-load before your kilt run!

Katrine
03-15-2008, 07:13 PM
I just made the most delicious mac & cheese. In honor of St. Patty's a-coming up, 'tis "Black & Tan Irish Mac & Cheese". You boil the pasta in lager and add stout to the cheese sauce.
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I initially read that as "black & tan Irish Marc & Cheese. I would totally drink beer and eat cheese off of IrishMarc.}:D

RoseWhite
03-15-2008, 07:17 PM
I initially read that as "black & tan Irish Marc & Cheese. I would totally drink beer and eat cheese off of IrishMarc.}:D
:rotfl: I don't think he'd protest either activity.

Lunarobverse
03-15-2008, 07:19 PM
Lunar, I bet you'd lerve it. Perfect way to carbo-load before your kilt run!

I'm sure I would! Beer makes everything better! I'll have to find my recipe for Guinness cupcakes.

But I have more than enough stored energy for a silly little 5K. No need to carbo-load tonight. :)

RoseWhite
03-15-2008, 07:22 PM
I'm sure I would! Beer makes everything better! I'll have to find my recipe for Guinness cupcakes.


OMG! I've made them too! Chocolate cake with Guinness is amazingly good. (Many things with Guinness are amazingly good.) I made them with perfect off-white frosting on top, just a touch of Bailey's in the mix, and baked them in a popover pan so they'd look just like little pints! Shamrock in the "foam" optional.

RoseWhite
03-15-2008, 07:26 PM
Ok, so I'm not being a recipe hoarder -

From Food Network's Ultimate Recipe Showdown (Comfort Foods): (http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_ur/episode/0,3175,FOOD_31037_55635,00.html)


Black and Tan Irish Mac and Cheddar (http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/recipes/recipe/0,1977,FOOD_9936_129747,00.html)
Recipe courtesy Autumn Clements, Amelia Island, FL

6 cups water
24 ounces lager beer
16 ounces rustic shaped pasta (Ziti)
1 cup whole milk
1 cup half-and-half
12 ounces evaporated milk
5 tablespoons lightly salted quality Irish butter
2 1/2 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon ground dry mustard
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1/8 teaspoon ground cayenne pepper
1/3 cup stout beer
3 ounces shredded smoked Gruyere
8 ounces shredded Irish Cheddar
1/2 cup bread crumbs, Japanese panko, or fresh country white
1/2 cup crisp cooked apple wood or maple bacon crumbles
2 tablespoons fresh cilantro leaves or several sage leaves for garnish

Place water and lager beer into a 4 1/2 quart or larger saucepan over high heat and bring to boil, add pasta and cook until just al dente. Drain and keep warm.

Meanwhile in 3 quart saucepan, over medium-high heat, bring the milk, half-and-half, and evaporated milk just to a boil, keep hot. In a 4 quart saucepan, over medium heat, melt 3 tablespoons of the butter and stir in flour until it begins to color slightly, whisk in hot milk, mustard, salt, cayenne, and stout, and bring to a strong simmer. Reduce heat to low and stir in cheeses until melted. Place pasta into serving dish and pour the cheese sauce over the pasta.

Place remaining butter in a large saute pan over medium heat and stir in bread crumbs, stir until golden brown, stir in bacon crumbles. Spread mixture over top of macaroni. Garnish with cilantro or sage leaves.

Ta dah!

(I omitted the bacon and it was still delightful. Do as thou wilt.)

hannah83
03-15-2008, 07:29 PM
I'm thinking about going to the store to get the most random foods. I want an avacado, artichokes, brussel sprouts, and stuff to make a stirfry.

Trying to resist getting into the car. But I REALLY want that stuff.

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 07:33 PM
You don't work Friday nights or use computers on weekends if you're Orthodox or very observant. I'm not that observant. I take my purse to synagogue because I'm not that strictly observant, but I know how you feel. The first synagogue I went to when I started conversion was conservative, and there were a lot of rules I didn't know about yet. I struck up a conversation with a nice couple and they mentioned they were looking for a babysitter, and I volunteered (I was 18 and unemployed), and I told them we should exchange phone numbers and asked for a pen. The guy just gave me this icy expression and said, "We don't write on Shabbat." Oh. Sorry. :-[

I think it's awesome you were so warmly received at the Rabbi's house, that's terrific!


THAT explains why that weird yenta remembered my address by heart and the Rabbi told me to e-mail him my details after Shabbat!!! I didn't even suggest the pen, thank G-d.

So great, I found a very welcoming Orthodox synagogue. D: I like the people so much. Darnitall!

I don't know how they're NOT gonna find out I've been working Friday nights. :/

Luckily women don't HAVE to go to Synagogue on Shabbat so if I work super late I can just kinda...avoid... that conversation.

I think the other unmarried Rabbi likes me. Like, a lot. He keeps winking at me and smiling at me and telling me all these nice things and he even made everyone bring out the snacks and biscuits after prayer and everyone was like 'wtf, why did he do that, it's not a holiday'... I am fairly certain he did it for me because he grinned like a kid in a candy store when I helped set it up on my own.

Rabbi wants to date me. :O

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 07:33 PM
OMG, I think Kat stood me up. :O

Katrine
03-15-2008, 07:36 PM
No honey, something is wrong with my computer, trying to download AIM keeps crashing it. So I was looking at photos of boobs and posted one of myself, short time only.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 07:37 PM
No honey, something is wrong with my computer, trying to download AIM keeps crashing it. So I was looking at photos of boobs and posted one of myself, short time only.

Aww boo. :(

It's ok... the wine is making me very, very sleepy... I will be nothing but a puddle of drool on the keyboard soon...

Katrine
03-15-2008, 07:38 PM
I want hashbrowns. Maybe I should go visit my boyfriend at work downtown? We are so sickly in love, I am going to hang out and watch him bust some heads.

cameron_keys
03-15-2008, 07:54 PM
Ok.....I have to say this is pretty damn funny to me(maybe because I've taken 2mgs of my new fast acting xanax stuff!)

We ordered Pizza Hut online. Theres a box where you can fill out "special directions" for the delivery guy. So I wrote "knock 3 times and say SHENANIGANS"

I just want to see if they actually read this stuff. If he does it I will tip him extra because it will crack me the fuck up!!!!

BrunetteGoddess
03-15-2008, 07:55 PM
Um, R is watching Happy Tree Friends....

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 07:55 PM
Ok.....I have to say this is pretty damn funny to me(maybe because I've taken 2mgs of my new fast acting xanax stuff!)

We ordered Pizza Hut online. Theres a box where you can fill out "special directions" for the delivery guy. So I wrote "knock 3 times and say SHENANIGANS"

I just want to see if they actually read this stuff. If he does it I will tip him extra because it will crack me the fuck up!!!!

You should keep an eye out for the delivery guy and have a video camera ready when he knocks just in case!

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 07:56 PM
Ok.....I have to say this is pretty damn funny to me(maybe because I've taken 2mgs of my new fast acting xanax stuff!)

We ordered Pizza Hut online. Theres a box where you can fill out "special directions" for the delivery guy. So I wrote "knock 3 times and say SHENANIGANS"

I just want to see if they actually read this stuff. If he does it I will tip him extra because it will crack me the fuck up!!!!

*waits to see if he does*

Katrine
03-15-2008, 07:56 PM
Ok, I'm a loser, going to see my boyfriend work.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 07:57 PM
CHeap wine + LJ = Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

hannah83
03-15-2008, 07:59 PM
haha I wanna know if he says that. I'd laugh so hard!

BrunetteGoddess
03-15-2008, 07:59 PM
Cat Striptease:

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 08:01 PM
Booooo... boy is playing Sonic the Hedgehog and not with me!

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 08:01 PM
RoseWhite... OMG. That mac and cheese sounds incredible! I will be making that very soon! Thank you for sharing. Guiness is definitely glorious, I will be cooking corned beef in it at K's request on Tuesday for a brief departure from vegetarianism. My boy wants cabbage and potatoes and corned beef simmered all day in the crockpot with half a can of Guiness, then that is what he gets. I can use some more of the Guiness in the mac and cheese!

And ha ha ha, the Rabbi wants to date the stripper! There's a screenplay in that, by G-d!

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 08:02 PM
*screams with laughter*

Cam, you are so damn awesome. You have to let us know if he does it!

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 08:04 PM
I wonder what he's gonna do when he finds out. D:

Poor Rabbi, no stripper for Jew.

hockeybobby
03-15-2008, 08:08 PM
I wonder what he's gonna do when he finds out. D:

Poor Rabbi, no stripper for Jew.

ahahaha :hyper:

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 08:08 PM
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

cameron_keys
03-15-2008, 08:27 PM
HA...he totally did it!!!!! And yes, I tipped him VERY well for it!!!

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 08:28 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That's priceless!!

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 08:33 PM
HA...he totally did it!!!!! And yes, I tipped him VERY well for it!!!

AWESOME!

Snowles
03-15-2008, 08:36 PM
I'm sure I would! Beer makes everything better! I'll have to find my recipe for Guinness cupcakes.

But I have more than enough stored energy for a silly little 5K. No need to carbo-load tonight. :)

ME WANT.

hockeybobby
03-15-2008, 08:44 PM
HA...he totally did it!!!!! And yes, I tipped him VERY well for it!!!

hehe...shenanigans. Nice one Cam. ;D
Let's think up another good one for next time....hmmmm

hannah83
03-15-2008, 08:50 PM
ahahahaha I love it Cam! I wonder what he was thinking when he read that order. :D

cameron_keys
03-15-2008, 08:55 PM
ahahahaha I love it Cam! I wonder what he was thinking when he read that order. :D

I'm sure he thought I was insane, but he did it. And got tipped $10 on a $20 order so he was happy.

GoldCoastGirl
03-15-2008, 09:04 PM
QLD girls, was I supposed to vote today?

March 15th - yesterday - Saturday - :yes:

Brisbane - Gold Coast ....

I voted however have not looked who made mayor.. hmm.. better go see.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/16/2190629.htm

Great... it says it's undecided.. well then :laughing:

Snowles
03-15-2008, 09:06 PM
Cam, it's awesome that he actually did that :D

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 09:14 PM
March 15th - yesterday - Saturday - :yes:

Brisbane - Gold Coast ....

I voted however have not looked who made mayor.. hmm.. better go see.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008/03/16/2190629.htm

Great... it says it's undecided.. well then :laughing:

How dare they make a Jew vote on Shabbat! Unfair, I say, unfair! :P

GoldCoastGirl
03-15-2008, 09:20 PM
I think my boyfriend is under the impression that the toilet paper replaces itself...

Same with my idiot flatmate.


Yet it does replace itself as I can't stand the dispenser being vacant! :D

ellebelle
03-15-2008, 09:21 PM
Sweet another election I forgot/couldn't be bothered voting for. I wonder what my excuse is going to be when they try and send me a fine this time. I used up 'abducted by aliens' last time. Hmmm. It's hard to be creative on a Sunday afternoon on an empty stomach.

I'm stranded at home with no food.. but I just found forgotten bunny (A easter bunny my bf bought my last night I half-ate in my sleep).

Mmmm. Forgotten bunny tastes soooo good.

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 09:22 PM
You didn't vote because your drink was spiked by a brunette stripper. :P

Budai
03-15-2008, 09:24 PM
I'm not a Violent Femmes fan at all...I don't hate them, but I don't like them much either. I really don't understand why that song just got stuck in my head this morning, but it's been in my head all day and I've been playing every catchy song I know to get rid of it, and nothing's working!
Thanks for passing the Femme bug on, Yek!

I heard "Blister In The Sun" :sun: at 5:45 each morning for the entire month of April 1988 because my roommate in rehab (I cleaned up at the Cedars-Sinai CDU, aka "Club Head") was a Violent Femmes fiend. Now, it's looping around between my ears like I never left!