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snoopy
07-31-2007, 07:03 PM
Flippity fuck... I can't find my social security card! I have to go renew my driver's license by the end of August and need it since they're asking for ninety bazillion forms of ID for the new digital licenses. Bloody hell, I don't want to wait til the end of the month and wait on line for forever! >:(just did mine in may!

i believe a valid passport, current bank statement, and current utility bill fills the security requirements.

of course, al qaida operatives have no way of getting stuff like that. ::) i feel so safe knowing my tax dollars have set up such an intricate bureacracy to protect us from radical terrorists by denying them the ability to drive...legally.

until you get into manhattan, that is.

Lady Jade
07-31-2007, 07:11 PM
i believe a valid passport, current bank statement, and current utility bill fills the security requirements.

of course, al qaida operatives have no way of getting stuff like that. ::) i feel so safe knowing my tax dollars have set up such an intricate bureacracy to protect us from radical terrorists by denying them the ability to drive...legally.

until you get into manhattan, that is.

Yea, my passport has been expired for 6 years, I'm paperless at the bank, and none of our utilities are in my name. So yea, gotta find my SS card or figure out where the hell my new, valid debit card is! Grr...

cameron_keys
07-31-2007, 07:12 PM
I havent had a SS card in years. I had my wallet stolen and then got marrried...so I need to not only get a new one, but change my name on it. I went FOUR times...waiting for hours each time just for them to tell me that there was something ELSE they needed that they hadnt told me before.
Why cant you just do it online?????

snoopy
07-31-2007, 07:14 PM
Yea, my passport has been expired for 6 years, I'm paperless at the bank, and none of our utilities are in my name. So yea, gotta find my SS card or figure out where the hell my new, valid debit card is! Grr...<simpson's-laugh> ha-ha.


credit card statement with addy is good too iirc. oh wait...nevermind, ms. cash n' carry.

Lady Jade
07-31-2007, 07:18 PM
<simpson's-laugh> ha-ha.


credit card statement with addy is good too iirc. oh wait...nevermind, ms. cash n' carry.

No, no... I have plenty of credit cards. Of course, I'm paperless for them as well! Argh! Ever since we moved, I haven't been able to find a damn thing! With my luck, my SS card is probably in a kitchen drawer or someplace ridiculous. ::)

snoopy
07-31-2007, 07:23 PM
With my luck, my SS card is probably in a kitchen drawer or someplace ridiculous. ::)"so you're looking for a job? and this is your social security card, senorita...um, jade?" /:O


hehe, i vote for "ridiculous".

Lady Jade
07-31-2007, 07:24 PM
"so you're looking for a job? and this is your social security card, senorita...um, jade?" /:O


hehe, i vote for "ridiculous".

I won't need a social security card for my next career move - to Trophy Wife! ;D

Yea, I'm going to tear the apartment apart tomorrow after work. I'm sure I can find another form of ID to use, but it pisses me off that I can't find my SS card. I've always kept it in the same place, but it's not there now! >:(

snoopy
07-31-2007, 07:25 PM
I havent had a SS card in years. I had my wallet stolen and then got marrried...so I need to not only get a new one, but change my name on it. I went FOUR times...waiting for hours each time just for them to tell me that there was something ELSE they needed that they hadnt told me before.
Why cant you just do it online?????to protect us from the waves of terrorists that would use our state licenses and social security card to bypass military missile defense systems.

i hate bureaucracy. >:(

cameron_keys
07-31-2007, 07:36 PM
to protect us from the waves of terrorists that would use our state licenses and social security card to bypass military missile defense systems.

i hate bureaucracy. >:(

bleh. I can renew my drivers license online...why cant I order a new SS card??? It isnt like I dont already HAVE a SS number.

Stupid government. No..I have to go BACK to the damn office at some point, waste hours of my life AGAIN with the dregs of society...

snoopy
07-31-2007, 07:42 PM
bleh. I can renew my drivers license online...you...can...do...that online in florida? :O

lj's gonna luff that. ugh, i hate nj.

totally agree with the "dregs comment" too. hey lj, i renewed in irvington. that was fun.

not.

cherryripeboyII
07-31-2007, 07:44 PM
^^Go to the SS admin website and see what requirements they state, then call the office and tell them your comming in. Ask them what they require, then... write down who you talk to and what they tell you to bring. When you go in, mention so and so told you to bring this etc. Worked for when were were getting the Empress's card.

Also you need to hit that place during the week prior to thrusday when they open. A pain I know, but the earlier you are there, the quicker you tend to leave.

cameron_keys
07-31-2007, 07:46 PM
you...can...do...that online in florida? :O

lj's gonna luff that. ugh, i hate nj.

totally agree with the "dregs comment" too. hey lj, i renewed in irvington. that was fun.

not.

Yep! And you only have to renew every 7 years here! I hear you on NJ..I spent WAY too much of my life there!


^^Go to the SS admin website and see what requirements they state, then call the office and tell them your comming in. Ask them what they require, then... write down who you talk to and what they tell you to bring. When you go in, mention so and so told you to bring this etc. Worked for when were were getting the Empress's card.

Also you need to hit that place during the week prior to thrusday when they open. A pain I know, but the earlier you are there, the quicker you tend to leave.

I went during the week before. Didnt matter. And I doubt calling would matter either. Every time I was told what I needed and went BACK in I said so-and-so told me last time that THIS was what was required. And all I got was "well..they told you wrong". FOUR times. I swear nobody knows anything in this state...half are trashed all the time, the other half doesnt speak English. It's a losing battle....

cherryripeboyII
07-31-2007, 07:48 PM
My son is obsessed with boobies, the word, not the body part.

So much that he will sneak the word boobie into any sentence.

CRB:

Son you could sneek the word boobies into any sentence :)

JCB:

(With a cheeky grin on his face, and devilish glint in his eyes) Sneaky Boobies!!

Both: ROFLMAO. Much to the chagrin of the empress who was having me read JCB a bedtime story.

Lady Jade
07-31-2007, 08:03 PM
totally agree with the "dregs comment" too. hey lj, i renewed in irvington. that was fun.

not.

I go to either South Plainfield, Springfield, or Randolph when I need to do DMV stuff. Never had to wait on a line, even though the time I renewed in South Plainfield it was the last day of the month. Rahway wasn't too bad for renewing my registration, either.

Bella21
07-31-2007, 10:50 PM
Amy: Oh no! Somebody must have died!
Bender: I hope it was one of my enemies. Those guys suck!

Mily
08-01-2007, 04:12 AM
I. Hate. Allergies. :(

*sniffle*

Kaylinn
08-01-2007, 10:53 AM
Ugh. I have to go downtown to the very nasty, scary part of Vegas to go to the courthouse or whatever to get a ticket fixed. Driving with expired plates. I have to go proove I paid my registration. I've been putting off going down there for almost 2 months now, and today's the last day I have to get it done.
I despise going to that part of town. The part of town where right before I get to that area, I have to pull over and put my convertible top up and make sure the doors are locked.

I'm waiting for my boyfriend to wake up and go with me.

Speaking of bad areas and stuff...
I went out for my usual walk yesterday moring, I walk around a school, but yesterday, there was a homeless man sleeping on the bleachers. I was a little worried, thinking of turing back, and then he sat up, so I hightailed it back home to my nice, safe gated community. He didn't look like the harmless kind of bums, he looked young and dangerous. Actually..he looked like he got a little to high and decided to just crash there.
I concidered calling the cops, but then I thought, well, by the time they get here, he will probably be gone.
But fuck!! This is the nice part of town and that wa a damn school! What the fuck are bums doing sleeping there and making me feel unsafe for my walk??
I had to go to the gym, and I never last as long on a treadmill.

Bella21
08-01-2007, 10:56 AM
I have to go see the dentist AND the eye doctor AND go to work today. :( Ew, and grocery shopping and the bank.

I gave in and ate chicken nuggets last night and now I feel like crap.

Lady Jade
08-01-2007, 06:00 PM
I'm too damn lazy to eat. This is bad. Really bad. I'm starving, my stomach is making ridiculously loud noises... and I can't get my ass off the couch! Someone come feed me??

Lysondra
08-01-2007, 06:02 PM
^ I can't get off my chair to make tomato soup... but I'm sick so I have an excuse! P:

I'll make you some when I get up... any moment now...

Lady Jade
08-01-2007, 06:04 PM
^^^^

I will repay you with many, many gingersnaps... when I get my ass up, that is... ;D

Lysondra
08-01-2007, 06:07 PM
^^^^

I will repay you with many, many gingersnaps... when I get my ass up, that is... ;D

...any moment now... I'll make soup... soon... soon.... yup...

Lady Jade
08-01-2007, 06:09 PM
...any moment now... I'll make soup... soon... soon.... yup...

Yep... and I'm gonna turn off the Yankees game... and bake cookies... or something...

Lysondra
08-01-2007, 06:11 PM
Yep... and I'm gonna turn off the Yankees game... and bake cookies... or something...

...yup... me too... in a minute... yup....

I'm tempted to IM Michael and have him make and bring me soup.... P:

Lady Jade
08-01-2007, 06:12 PM
...yup... me too... in a minute... yup....

I'm tempted to IM Michael and have him make and bring me soup.... P:

Haha Well, my big problem here is that boy is just as lazy as I am... so yea, we're both starving, but neither of us has the energy to do anything about it! Of course, he can stand to lose the weight... but I can't!

Lysondra
08-01-2007, 06:29 PM
aggghhh I got all the way up and went to the kitchen only to find we have no more tomato soup! :(

Lady Jade
08-01-2007, 06:33 PM
aggghhh I got all the way up and went to the kitchen only to find we have no more tomato soup! :(

*DHLs tomato soup to Lysondra*

Yay! Boy is going out to get me Chinese food! Mmm... shrimp with broccoli in garlic sauce... *drools*

Yekhefah
08-01-2007, 06:51 PM
:sing: Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, might as well go eat some worms. Long thin slimy ones, short fat juicy ones, itty-bitty fuzzy-wuzzy worms!

cherryripeboyII
08-01-2007, 07:44 PM
My son is obsessed with boobies, the word, not the body part.

So much that he will sneak the word boobie into any sentence.

CRB:

Son you could sneek the word boobies into any sentence :)

JCB:

(With a cheeky grin on his face, and devilish glint in his eyes) Sneaky Boobies!!

Both: ROFLMAO. Much to the chagrin of the empress who was having me read JCB a bedtime story.


I'm still laughing about sneaky boobies!!

PaigeDWinter
08-01-2007, 11:56 PM
Twins is moving in this week. Life is gonna be so sweet. Between the fact that Twin rocks, and the extra income is so badly needed.... sweeeeeeeet.




But it's still seriously ASS that I only get one day in Tampa.

Tart
08-02-2007, 02:50 AM
I LOATHE WORK RIGHT NOW

^ that's all.

Bella21
08-02-2007, 07:18 AM
Bender: I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone else were dead. :(



I wish I could work tonight, I know there's money there. Stupid packing. :(

Snowles
08-02-2007, 12:41 PM
Alice in Chains is an awesome band. That is all.

hannah83
08-02-2007, 02:29 PM
I wish I knew when my family wouldn't exaggerate when someone is sick because then when it really is serious, I don't believe them. (stepmom is in the hospital right now but i've dealt with so many fakes that i don't know if i should believe her.)

makes me sad that i have to question that....

I've managed to kill off every single orchid in my house. I think i shouldn't be allowed to own living things. Rethinking the "getting a fish" idea. Might not be safe for it..

PaigeDWinter
08-02-2007, 02:45 PM
I finally put my James Bond tongue ring back in. MUHAHAHAHAHAAAA!



If one more person emails me, tellin me that I NEED a pair of pink pants/booty shorts that say BOOK on them, I will scream. But I'd totally wear them so I guess I can only scream about it a lil bit.


I finished watching Dresden Files and now I want more. Dagnabbit. :(

Yekhefah
08-02-2007, 02:47 PM
CRB, I'm loving the sneaky boobies too. I read that to K this morning and he cracked up.

Yekhefah
08-02-2007, 02:55 PM
I am really, really craving some lesbo sex right now. I wish I knew a pretty girl I could call to come over and have some. I don't know why I'm so damn horny today; I got laid last night and that was all hot and male, but today all I can think about is wrapping myself up in soft pretty girl.

Dare I answer a craigslist ad? No. I have to do laundry and clean and wage war on pantry moths today, and then work on my screenplay and study for the GRE and try to get a couple of dungeon sessions tonight. Le sigh.

I mean, I can't get no satisfaction. I can't get NO girly action. Cause I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and I tried!

PaigeDWinter
08-02-2007, 03:55 PM
Dammit Yek, I wish I hadn't moved back east now! :D

Yekhefah
08-02-2007, 03:57 PM
You and me both! }:D

PaigeDWinter
08-02-2007, 04:25 PM
Best quote of the day in a chat I'm on....


White mns to Marek, "I always wanted to make an ice cream company called 'Grandma's Asshole Ice Cream'. With the miracle of food science and chemicals, you can make stuff taste like pretty much anything.. so we wanted flavors like 'wood', 'steel', etc.. But I think our Rocky Road-replacement would be 'New Jersey Turnpike'. Which tastes like.. well.. the NJ Turnpike."

Callyish
08-02-2007, 04:33 PM
I am really, really craving some lesbo sex right now. I wish I knew a pretty girl I could call to come over and have some. I don't know why I'm so damn horny today; I got laid last night and that was all hot and male, but today all I can think about is wrapping myself up in soft pretty girl.

Dare I answer a craigslist ad? No. I have to do laundry and clean and wage war on pantry moths today, and then work on my screenplay and study for the GRE and try to get a couple of dungeon sessions tonight. Le sigh.

I mean, I can't get no satisfaction. I can't get NO girly action. Cause I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and I tried!

I've been craving hot lesbo sex all week and its driving me crazy *sigh* I wish I could find a girl to just devour :(

Lysondra
08-02-2007, 04:52 PM
I coughed up purple phlegm, I think I'm sick.

*calls to cancel work* :(

BalletBaby
08-02-2007, 05:51 PM
My parents get home tonight. I wonder how to break the news that my car has been totaled?:-\

sassysummer
08-02-2007, 05:55 PM
I've been craving hot lesbo sex all week and its driving me crazy *sigh* I wish I could find a girl to just devour :(

*sigh* makes me want to be devoured

damn husband

Lysondra
08-02-2007, 06:25 PM
Sometimes I wonder if I really do like girls as much as I say I do.

Then I look at some and go.. yeah... yeah I do.

Mmmm, chicks.

Tart
08-02-2007, 06:50 PM
Am i the only chick on here not into girls at all? I mean I've had sex with girls and had an off and on again love affair with a chick for 2years. But she was my best friend prior to it happening.

I just never really wanted to get down with a woman .. naturally it's happened but I've never longed for it.

Oh i have easy mac

Tart
08-02-2007, 08:59 PM
Sometimes he can be the biggest baby and over react to everything I say.
And it's one sided too. I would never be tolerated saying " you are going to piss me off"

I need away time.

Lady Jade
08-02-2007, 09:16 PM
Why is it that I start feeling like crap just as I'm about to have a long weekend from work?! :banghead:

TigersMilk
08-02-2007, 09:17 PM
I can't wait for the farmers market on Sunday. :)

BlackSheEp3
08-02-2007, 09:18 PM
I love myself...i am thankful.