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GoldCoastGirl
03-15-2008, 09:25 PM
Shame on you for enrolling in the first place :laughing:

Then you would never have to worry about voting and elections ever again. yet at the same time you absolve your right to bitch/whinge about pollies/politics as you elected to not enroll to vote .. thus "have a say" IMO

Otherwise, I did a duo show with another girl last night. It was her first time.

I is awesome. I broke her virginity.

;D


Oh yes.

How dare I forget:


I had my first ever LUSH bath last night after work (at 2am!)

I used a quarter (ish) of The Comforter. OMG OMG OMG ... now I totally get it! ;D

Yekhefah
03-15-2008, 09:26 PM
Oh no. I'm sorry!!

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 09:28 PM
So freaking busy last night. Four shows, waitressing and a strip club and than a strip clubber took me out for $110 an hour, nifty.

BalletBaby
03-15-2008, 09:30 PM
I can't stop burping. And it tastes like sushi.

GoldCoastGirl
03-15-2008, 09:30 PM
right. i have a profile on one internet dating site. time to put up another profile.

and yes i still have a profile (yet it is currently on invisible as such) on the "i want a root" site ;)



ooh.. better send Fireman Sam a text to see if he is free in an hour or two time.. me want some... and i'm done with the policeman and tim the fireman... and D-man (the film-maker) is unavailable today.

i'm actually undecided about using army adam and it mark ... they were cool.. yet.. i need LUST for a FB relationship to work.. and i felt that with Fireman Sam in our brief meeting.

hmm...

i think i will do more longer 'dates' with army adam and it mark before i say yes/no.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 09:30 PM
Same with my idiot flatmate.


Yet it does replace itself as I can't stand the dispenser being vacant! :D

Haha Same here! But it friggin' kills me that he'll leave like 2 squares on the roll!

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 09:32 PM
Mmmm.. today I promised I'd call the hot IT/actor guy to see if he wants to 'hang out'... 'at his place'... 'for coffee'.

ellebelle
03-15-2008, 09:33 PM
A brunette stripper with a jewish soul and a yiddish future?

Forgive my ignorance, I don't actually know what yiddish means. I think I picked up most of my jewish knowledge from episodes of Seinfeild and The Nanny :/

Forgotten bunny is gone, hunger remains.

I wonder how they would react to 'I was training with my terrorist army in the bush and then got caught in a space time continuam whilst contemplating the value of my life versus that of the greater cause'.

Hmmm. I wonder how many squad cars they would send.

I should probably just stick to 'Impromtu trip on a boat'.

GoldCoastGirl
03-15-2008, 09:35 PM
So freaking busy last night. Four shows, waitressing and a strip club and than a strip clubber took me out for $110 an hour, nifty.

Unfortunately it wasn't busy for me because I had long distances to cover :(


I went Sunshine Coast ... to Plainland (Warrego Hwy)... to duo show.

It was the travel time that made sure I couldn't fit anything more in even tho' I was offered other shows... argh!!!

I wish there was more money in the lap dance "classes" ... it was really great fun. ;D

GoldCoastGirl
03-15-2008, 09:36 PM
Haha Same here! But it friggin' kills me that he'll leave like 2 squares on the roll!


is your boyfriend and my flatmate related :O ?


:D

ellebelle
03-15-2008, 09:38 PM
Shame on you for enrolling in the first place :laughing:



My stupid John Citizen mother enrolled me when I was 18. I think I've actually voted twice. Once last year when I was going to Wet n Wild but we wanted to see if the rain would stop before we paid to get in, thus we had 1/2 hour to kill in Coomera. The other becuase my mother called me repeatedly all election day until I did it (lying is not an option since the fine would go to her house).

Oh an Lysondra how come you didn't come visit me on your expenses paid strip tour!!

ellebelle
03-15-2008, 09:39 PM
What are lap dance classes?

Budai
03-15-2008, 09:40 PM
Oh no. I'm sorry!!
Don't be, Yek!

You've spurred quite a colorful memory trip...;D

How's the script going?

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 09:41 PM
Unfortunately it wasn't busy for me because I had long distances to cover :(


I went Sunshine Coast ... to Plainland (Warrego Hwy)... to duo show.

It was the travel time that made sure I couldn't fit anything more in even tho' I was offered other shows... argh!!!

I wish there was more money in the lap dance "classes" ... it was really great fun. ;D

I had long distances to cover too, which gets me, because they were all with y'know-who duo partner and somehow she expected us to get from Redbank area to Burpengary in 45 minutes and then from there to Springfield in 45 minutes? :O Like, wut? So I was like an hour and a half late to my next gig that I was supposed to make on time if the driving made sense. Luckily it was all cool with everyone involved and I managed to make the club more money than they spent on me to be there, hahaha.

Talked to another agent when I was late and from now on am under full instructions just to say 'no, can't freaking do' when they try to book me like 15 minutes apart at 60 minute apart places. There's been times I said no and they're like, 'omg you'll make it, I do!'... and I, like, don't? Like, I don't know HOW they do it, but omfg, I can't make it from Burpengary to Toowoomba in two hours. I can't make it from MINE in two hours. :O

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 09:42 PM
is your boyfriend and my flatmate related :O ?


:D

Haha Quite possibly! I swear, though, since he rarely uses it he doesn't seem to want to replace it!

GoldCoastGirl
03-15-2008, 09:55 PM
I had long distances to cover too, which gets me, because they were all with y'know-who duo partner and somehow she expected us to get from Redbank area to Burpengary in 45 minutes and then from there to Springfield in 45 minutes? :O Like, wut? So I was like an hour and a half late to my next gig that I was supposed to make on time if the driving made sense. Luckily it was all cool with everyone involved and I managed to make the club more money than they spent on me to be there, hahaha.

Talked to another agent when I was late and from now on am under full instructions just to say 'no, can't freaking do' when they try to book me like 15 minutes apart at 60 minute apart places. There's been times I said no and they're like, 'omg you'll make it, I do!'... and I, like, don't? Like, I don't know HOW they do it, but omfg, I can't make it from Burpengary to Toowoomba in two hours. I can't make it from MINE in two hours. :O

This is why I will sometimes have so few shows and bookings compared to you as I learnt that lesson a long long time ago and always factor in roadworks as well as traffic as well as just plain "I'm lost" time with each destination.

I really do not care that they can make it to the Sunshine Coast in an hour and half from the Gold Coast when it is going to take me 2-3 hours if not longer ... I am NOT going to drive my car over the speed limit because I not only value my life.. I really do NOT want to get any more points on my license.

Plus do they EVER really factor in random things that may delay you without you knowing before-hand like traffic and roadworks. There is an awful lot of nighttime road works happening around the place... :D



What are lap dance classes?

http://attractionsstrippers.com/novelty.html

I wish I did more of them honestly. It was really great fun.. the other girls were laughing, I was laughing and everyone was basically having a ball from what I could tell.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 10:02 PM
Holy crap, we're almost at 1100 pages! :O

BalletBaby
03-15-2008, 10:04 PM
Holy crap, we're almost at 1100 pages! :O

Keep postin' woman!:P

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 10:06 PM
This is why I will sometimes have so few shows and bookings compared to you as I learnt that lesson a long long time ago and always factor in roadworks as well as traffic as well as just plain "I'm lost" time with each destination.

I really do not care that they can make it to the Sunshine Coast in an hour and half from the Gold Coast when it is going to take me 2-3 hours if not longer ... I am NOT going to drive my car over the speed limit because I not only value my life.. I really do NOT want to get any more points on my license.

Plus do they EVER really factor in random things that may delay you without you knowing before-hand like traffic and roadworks. There is an awful lot of nighttime road works happening around the place... :D




http://attractionsstrippers.com/novelty.html

I wish I did more of them honestly. It was really great fun.. the other girls were laughing, I was laughing and everyone was basically having a ball from what I could tell.



I don't have plain 'I'm lost' moments. I have a GPS. Saves me at least 20 minutes of that bullshit time per show. And I'm RARELY late. I just assumed (wrongly) that if the same agent was giving me 4 bookings, they kinda thought of the distance travel before they did it. This happened both Friday and Saturday though, for two different agets giving me the shows for that day...so now I gotta googlemaps it from now on to double check.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 10:07 PM
Keep postin' woman!:P

But I've been drinking cheap wine, and it's made me tired. I've already fallen asleep once at the keyboard tonight!

Mily
03-15-2008, 10:07 PM
Keep postin' woman!:P



Yeah, we know you will. Whore.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 10:08 PM
Yeah, we know you will. Whore.

You know that's why you love me! :P

Budai
03-15-2008, 10:09 PM
^^ /b(h)ump

Mily
03-15-2008, 10:09 PM
You know that's why you love me! :P

Yeah, you're a fucking whore, too.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 10:10 PM
Yeah, you're a fucking whore, too.

*licks*

BalletBaby
03-15-2008, 10:10 PM
But I've been drinking cheap wine, and it's made me tired. I've already fallen asleep once at the keyboard tonight!

*pokepokepoke*

BalletBaby
03-15-2008, 10:11 PM
Yeah, we know you will. Whore.

*whores self out*

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 10:12 PM
*pokepokepoke*

But... it's... moving... too... fast...

*dizzy*

Mily
03-15-2008, 10:14 PM
Fuck it. I'll join in with BB and LJ.


*wanders over to dick pic thread*

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 10:14 PM
Just to go on record saying it was my fault I was late and not the agents because I should've checked the times myself.

*random record keeping post*

...and now I need to go to M's granny's house.

BalletBaby
03-15-2008, 10:16 PM
I have to go run some errands. Cookies and milk will be my reward!

I bet the random will move 1.5 pages while I am gone.

Lady Jade
03-15-2008, 10:17 PM
^^^ Maybe not, as I think the wine is telling me it's time for bed. That, and the fact that the alarm is going to ring in less than 5 hours...

aussiebelle
03-15-2008, 10:35 PM
I just remembered the other night I was drunk and on sw and trying to find the drunk thread but I couldn't see it in the first few lounge threads and too drunk to use the search function. haha. The drunk thread should be a sticky!

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 10:37 PM
^ I posted that exact comment in the drunk thread. :P

aussiebelle
03-15-2008, 10:40 PM
;D It literally needs to be highlighted at the top of the lounge and maybe even a little bit bigger than the other threads so it is both easy to find and easy to click on when drunk!

cameron_keys
03-15-2008, 10:49 PM
UGH...SCL....one guy posted on one of the clubs I work at out of town that everyone needs to stay away from this club since one of the girl has Hep C and the CDC will be raiding. Umm.no. Dumbass....Hep C cant be caught during a lapdance(which is allthat goes on here....no extras are possible.) Hep c can only be caught through mucosal contact, preferably blood. SO unless shes bleeding on you or you are shooting up together or you are fucknig her...you cant get it. Even IF a girl there even has it....

And to post the link from the CDC saying exactly that.Some douche at another club just starting drama.

BalletBaby
03-15-2008, 11:12 PM
Wow 5 posts. Ya'll are SAD.

*shakes head*

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 11:13 PM
Sex? Sex. Sex. Sex?

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 11:46 PM
I have no idea HOW I did it, but I managed to make it out of this week paying my bimonthly tax bill, my rent, my tattoo, groceries, my phone bill, a speeding ticket (oooops), my internet bill with new connection fee, a grocery-shopping trip for a needy friend, my easter egg's basket AND a new video game for myself and I'm STILL ahead in my bank account $1100 for the week. Wtf? o.O;

BalletBaby
03-15-2008, 11:50 PM
*brushes ponies hair*

GoldCoastGirl
03-15-2008, 11:52 PM
Bleh. No sex for me. I can't be bothered driving the car.

Nor can I have anyone over :(

Time for me to watch youporn.com and then go to "sleep" in my room with my door closed :devil:



in other news... i'm also going to give the online dating thing a go for a future boyfriend... the "i want a root" site profile is just invisible for now (as i would like some time to sort out the yes/maybe/no people)...going to try two sites... one is very popular and well known .... the other is lesser known yet we shall see if it works...

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 11:56 PM
*brushes ponies hair*

YOU GOT A MY LITTLE PONY! :D :D

I wanna see pics!!

Lysondra
03-15-2008, 11:58 PM
Bleh. No sex for me. I can't be bothered driving the car.

Nor can I have anyone over :(

Time for me to watch youporn.com and then go to "sleep" in my room with my door close :devil:


I technically have a nice little amount (not crying poor) in my bank account. however. i like to avoid the account keeping fee each month on this account thus I like to maintain the min. balance (and never go under it even by .01 cents!)... so in my mind i've got around the same as Lysondra.

Thanks to last weekend.. the one I was happy dancing about ... yay!

LOL, I didn't mean I had $1100 in my account, I meant I was AHEAD $1100. I have this odd habit of not invoicing for shifts for a month or two and just letting them build up. So I've got like $700 coming to me for that. Plus I made enough for my bills plus some this week.

My bills for the week totalled $900 though. D:

Luckily, no bills at all next week. Woooooo.

Katrine
03-16-2008, 12:11 AM
Wow, tonight was crazy downtown. I almost got into a couple of fights with girlfriends of people in from out of town. Thank god I was a stripper for long enough to know how to break a gaze and walk away from drunk ghetto bitches looking for a fight......

Snowles
03-16-2008, 12:22 AM
G'night SW, hope the Random Thread doesn't move 12 pages before I get up. That's way too much catching up for me.

BalletBaby
03-16-2008, 12:27 AM
Okay so I tried taking pics w/ my camera phone....hopefully this works!

GoldCoastGirl
03-16-2008, 01:04 AM
youporn.com :heartbeat:)


i didn't need to see fireman sam in the end .. hehehe .. saved myself fuel costs using youporn.com !

:laughing:

Joplin
03-16-2008, 02:00 AM
I just had to repierce my right nipple after the jewlery fell out at work and I had nothing to put in there. I thought I was going to die.....uhhhhhhh.....

MsQwerty
03-16-2008, 02:08 AM
^^^OMG, I feel for you! I had a similar thing happen a couple of months ago. I NEVER go anywhere without spare nipple jewlery now!

Lysondra
03-16-2008, 02:20 AM
Granny visit.