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Lady Jade
03-17-2008, 05:59 PM
LOL. No.

But I'll buy you hashbrowns!!! ;D

BrunetteGoddess
03-17-2008, 06:00 PM
Hashbrowns?!:bitelip:

fancygirl
03-17-2008, 06:01 PM
*primps and simpers* glad I could help. the turbo oven was actually brought up in the anti-microwave thread not too long ago, so if you've ever thought of tossing out your microwave for health reasons, this would kill two birds with one stone.

murdock
03-17-2008, 06:01 PM
^ Heehee. Her name is Kaylee.


She's such a floozy! I have a pic of me with my arm round her too.
:P

Lysondra
03-17-2008, 06:02 PM
*primps and simpers* glad I could help. the turbo oven was actually brought up in the anti-microwave thread not too long ago, so if you've ever thought of tossing out your microwave for health reasons, this would kill two birds with one stone.

If I toss out my microwave, M would start using the oven for nonkosher things... so if I buy the oven and he doesn't even know how it works, he won't even bother, so I can keep it kosher! :D

*puts you on pedestal*

Lady Jade
03-17-2008, 06:02 PM
Hashbrowns?!:bitelip:

Oh yea, baby. Hashbrowns with maple syrup! ;)

fancygirl
03-17-2008, 06:05 PM
another nice part is that you could partially cook whatever food item it is, then cool it down, pack it to the event, and plug it in to finish cooking wherever you're doing the Jewish food party. It's like "Ta-Dah! Don't be doubting my kosher grub!"

Lysondra
03-17-2008, 06:08 PM
HAHAHAHHAA Brilliant! Shul has a kitchen too. I could so do that!

I'm totally buying one ASAP so I can cook my Pesach chicken in it next month!

*makes fancygirl a false idol*

BrunetteGoddess
03-17-2008, 06:10 PM
Oh yea, baby. Hashbrowns with maple syrup! ;)

I'll be right over.

hockeybobby
03-17-2008, 06:14 PM
She's such a floozy! I have a pic of me with my arm round her too.
:P

Hey murdock, nice to see you again. Did you get to take a piece out of that troll today? I got home, made a post on the thread asking what was going on, and when I read a couple of pages, the thread got locked and disappeared. I missed all the fun :(

Lysondra
03-17-2008, 06:17 PM
FUCK... I know I have a transformer, but those ovens aren't made for Australian plugs. :/ Mmm.

fancygirl
03-17-2008, 06:18 PM
*makes fancygirl a false idol*

c'mon, no false idolage! I'm Catholic.

Just say three Betty Pages, an Indiana Jones, and a Hail Gerard Butler and we'll be square.

Lysondra
03-17-2008, 06:18 PM
She's such a floozy! I have a pic of me with my arm round her too.
:P

*giggles* Silly Kaylee... always fucking the mechanics.

hockeybobby
03-17-2008, 06:19 PM
Oh yea, baby. Hashbrowns with maple syrup! ;)


I'll be right over.

ahaha...hashbrowns and maple syrup can make dancers not look bad on me ;D

fancygirl
03-17-2008, 06:19 PM
an aussie company. I assume they'd be selling them with the right plugs.

Lysondra
03-17-2008, 06:20 PM
Thanks!!!

RoseLeigh
03-17-2008, 06:27 PM
If your kitchen is not kosher, other Jews don't think your stuff is kosher... forget if it was killed kosher, cooked kosher and everything.. if it was cooked in the same OVEN as something with meat and it has dairy in it... Jews won't eat it because it's not kosher.

So basically, I want to keep a kosher kitchen so other Jews will eat my food. :(

It's tradition, as a Jew you're always supposed to have plenty of food for other Jews... and I got nuffin. Well, I have prepackaged biscuits... that's about it.

Australian Jews are hardcore! Or maybe I only know very slack Jews?

murdock
03-17-2008, 06:27 PM
Hey murdock, nice to see you again. Did you get to take a piece out of that troll today? I got home, made a post on the thread asking what was going on, and when I read a couple of pages, the thread got locked and disappeared. I missed all the fun :(

I've been MIA because of Viva Pinata. That game is evil and I hate it but I just have to go play and grow some bananas so that my Cinnamonkeys can have sex. Then I'll stop, honest...}:D
I read that thread but didn't respond because it was 5am and my brain was fried. Also I find it kinda unrewarding to bait someone who is *that* clueless.

Lady Jade
03-17-2008, 06:28 PM
I'll be right over.

I'll go put on my biker gear too! :D


ahaha...hashbrowns and maple syrup can make dancers not look bad on me ;D

:rotfl:

hockeybobby
03-17-2008, 06:34 PM
I've been MIA because of Viva Pinata. That game is evil and I hate it but I just have to go play and grow some bananas so that my Cinnamonkeys can have sex. Then I'll stop, honest...}:D
I read that thread but didn't respond because it was 5am and my brain was fried. Also I find it kinda unrewarding to bait someone who is *that* clueless.

All I wanna know is what was the straw that broke the camel's back. Like everyone seemed to be having fun with it...did it degenerate into a fuck-you fight or something? did anyone see?

cameron_keys
03-17-2008, 06:35 PM
It's been WAYYYYY too long since I've had some girly love. I want a girl FB!

hannah83
03-17-2008, 06:38 PM
I should go meet up with all of my girlfriends at the bar in a little bit. But I don't wanna have to get dressed again.

I'm quite content bein nekkid. I don't wanna put clothes on and go out in the cold.

But it's St. Patty's Day, and I promised. *pouts*

Lady Jade
03-17-2008, 06:39 PM
I made baby bok choy tonight and bought some beef skewers from the Chinese place down the street. Such a yummy dinner, but now I'm too full!

hannah83
03-17-2008, 06:42 PM
I went to KFC tonight for dinner, ordered the family meal...with no intention of anyone else eating it besides myself. I just figured later on when I'm drunk I might want something to nibble on. I felt slightly embarassed though when ordering, like maybe they KNEW it was all for me.

Dumb, I know. ::)

Lysondra
03-17-2008, 06:45 PM
^ One tme a friend of mine and I ordered the largest famly meal they hyad (for 8) and went driving around the rich neighbourhoods talking about which houses we were gonna buy... when we were done, so was the bucket.

hannah83
03-17-2008, 06:53 PM
DAMMIT!! Off to the bar I go.

Going to the local Irish pub, where there are going to be 18,000 cops around the place. Not looking forward to that.

hockeybobby
03-17-2008, 06:53 PM
I love it when girls talk computer talk...so sexy. A Magnum of Rum, and ramming this and that. mmmmm sexy ;D

Lysondra
03-17-2008, 06:55 PM
I know you're talking about me.

I have more RAM than you.

Corey
03-17-2008, 07:06 PM
I want to go to an Irish Bar tonight. My BFF invited me to go drink green beer on the other side of LA from me, but i just survived my very first and hopefully, very last root canal and I can't drink because of antibiotics.

Did I mention that my car got hit and is not really drivable last Fri. night at work and that I might be pregnant and don't want to be?

Happy, happy St. Patricks to all.

murdock
03-17-2008, 07:12 PM
I know you're talking about me.

I have more RAM than you.

Ooooooh yeah! Now say something about Gigs. (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/01/03)

cameron_keys
03-17-2008, 07:13 PM
^^yikes honey. i dont even know what to say....

edit: that was to Corey

Darcy Foxx
03-17-2008, 07:26 PM
i'm so sad today.

why are boys capable of hurting us so much?

hockeybobby
03-17-2008, 07:29 PM
I know you're talking about me.

I have more RAM than you.

You're not just a pretty face you. :) Yes I was. And yes you do.


Ooooooh yeah! Now say something about Gigs. (http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2000/01/03)

ahaha...how appropriate.

hannah83
03-17-2008, 07:30 PM
*hugs* i'm sorry your sad hunni. You're such an amazing person, not to mention absolutely freakin GORGEOUS. You deserve to always be smiling and be happy as you possibly can. I hate seeing that your sad. :(

hockeybobby
03-17-2008, 07:31 PM
i'm so sad today.

why are boys capable of hurting us so much?

Because we are stupid. :-[

Lysondra
03-17-2008, 07:32 PM
I like gigs.

Corey
03-17-2008, 07:35 PM
^^yikes honey. i dont even know what to say....

edit: that was to Corey

Aww, Cam:P

I may not be able to drink green beer, but I got some movies:D

AudreyLeigh
03-17-2008, 07:39 PM
Im scrapbooking to relieve stress. I have to get an attorney. My cunt babys dad claimed her on his taxes. Im so fing pissed that Im filing for custody and child support. I hope it was worth the couple grand fuck ass because youre not going to get ANY tax refunds for the next 9 years. TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sick of being the nice guy and getting taken advantage of. I paid for all her flights. I cancelled $20k in back child support and all future support 3 years ago and this is how you treat me? Oh really? Youre so fucked. Oh yea... Im going to be the biggest bitch youve ever met and you think youre going to see her this summer? Youd better call my attorney because IM DONE!!

PuertoRicanPinup
03-17-2008, 07:39 PM
Stress kills my sex drive. I can't wait until the end of the month.

hannah83
03-17-2008, 07:41 PM
Still at home. I really don't want to go to this damn bar. I hate it, and today it's just plain stupid to go there. Cops are like all over the place around there. And even though I won't be drinking much, I just don't think I should chance it.

I have a bad feeling about going there. Not sure if I should pay attention to that feeling or just assume it's me being paranoid.

hockeybobby
03-17-2008, 07:46 PM
I like gigs.

I think giggy is a naughty word. I've heard the expression before: "Up your giggy with a wire brush"

Lysondra
03-17-2008, 07:50 PM
Holy fuck Audrey is scary. O_O

hockeybobby
03-17-2008, 07:56 PM
I want to go to an Irish Bar tonight. My BFF invited me to go drink green beer on the other side of LA from me, but i just survived my very first and hopefully, very last root canal and I can't drink because of antibiotics.

Did I mention that my car got hit and is not really drivable last Fri. night at work and that I might be pregnant and don't want to be?

Happy, happy St. Patricks to all.

Jeez Corey...your having crazy stuff happen to you lately. I hope things start going better for you soon. :)

hockeybobby
03-17-2008, 07:59 PM
murdock...you should get Darcy to Zombie your avatar on the Zombie thread. More Zombies;D

RoseLeigh
03-17-2008, 08:06 PM
Im scrapbooking to relieve stress. I have to get an attorney. My cunt babys dad claimed her on his taxes. Im so fing pissed that Im filing for custody and child support. I hope it was worth the couple grand fuck ass because youre not going to get ANY tax refunds for the next 9 years. TAKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im sick of being the nice guy and getting taken advantage of. I paid for all her flights. I cancelled $20k in back child support and all future support 3 years ago and this is how you treat me? Oh really? Youre so fucked. Oh yea... Im going to be the biggest bitch youve ever met and you think youre going to see her this summer? Youd better call my attorney because IM DONE!!

Give him HELL Audrey!

Lady Jade
03-17-2008, 08:08 PM
Damn St. Patrick's Day for falling during Holy Week. :(

hockeybobby
03-17-2008, 08:09 PM
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"...I think that was Shakespeare...or maybe Wayne and Garth on Waynes World...whatever.

Audrey is seriously pissed. I predict baby daddy is fucked now.

murdock
03-17-2008, 08:10 PM
murdock...you should get Darcy to Zombie your avatar on the Zombie thread. More Zombies;D

But I'm scary enough as it is!

Darcy Foxx
03-17-2008, 08:13 PM
murdock...you should get Darcy to Zombie your avatar on the Zombie thread. More Zombies;D

stripper zombie army

hockeybobby
03-17-2008, 08:14 PM
But I'm scary enough as it is!

Yer not scary, you don't have blood or veins or nuthin'. i just saw a movie with zombie strippers in it a couple of days ago. I don't think zombies are all that bad. They're just confused.