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sxybrat07
08-02-2007, 09:18 PM
I'm hungry. And tired. And I need to go tanning. And eat. And clean. And I'm not gonna do any of the above. (except maybe eat)
I fucked up easy mac. How does one do this?
Now what the hell will I eat? Im bored and the first 48 is on soon..I want to watch it and finish laundry..
grr
cameron_keys
08-03-2007, 02:20 AM
It's 5 am and I'm awake. Cant get back to sleep. Insomnia fucking sucks.
Callyish
08-03-2007, 02:27 AM
I can't sleep either *sigh* 530am... bah well at least take this house and sell it will be on soon 8)
Kaylinn
08-03-2007, 02:53 AM
I just did something so incredibly embarassing.....
But the worst part was I needed my boyfriend asistance with the embarasing problem...but I didn't want to tell him what it was.
He kept naggin me and nagging me until I told him.
he said I shoudln't be embarassed to tell him anything. I said true..but that don't mean I have to share every embarassing moment with you...
Callyish
08-03-2007, 02:55 AM
Now you've peeked all of our interests Kaylinn :P
Seriously though some things are just so embarassing you just want to keep them to yourself and it sucks when you need help for it :(
JustJayda
08-03-2007, 04:14 AM
I'm a mean-ass bitch, and I'm not getting any sweeter.
Phuck people!
Why do stupid females think its okay to ask me if I have had a b.a. in the dressing room, before they bother to introduce themselves (I'm traveling)?
Listen you cunt/twat-waffle, say hello before you attempt to get personal. I don't know you, and that's not a suitable introduction!!! Grrrr
Minette
08-03-2007, 07:41 AM
I am really, really craving some lesbo sex right now. I wish I knew a pretty girl I could call to come over and have some. I don't know why I'm so damn horny today; I got laid last night and that was all hot and male, but today all I can think about is wrapping myself up in soft pretty girl.
Dare I answer a craigslist ad? No. I have to do laundry and clean and wage war on pantry moths today, and then work on my screenplay and study for the GRE and try to get a couple of dungeon sessions tonight. Le sigh.
I mean, I can't get no satisfaction. I can't get NO girly action. Cause I tried, and I tried, and I tried, and I tried!
Ugh, I have to study for the GRE, too. I need to buy books and stuff. Want to be moral support GRE study-buddies?
I need girl action, too! Well, I need action, and girls are my only option. It's criminal how long it's been since I've had sex. I think that's my main gripe with stripping - no night life, thus no action. Although I swear, I think every attractive lesbian in this area is ten years younger than me, and I'm just not going there.
I ended up 'coming out' to two of the graduate students in the lab I intern at about being a stripper - one of them pretty much guessed. It wasn't a problem - they were cool about it and will keep it a secret. I can't lie for shit - I've only been at the lab since May. I couldn't even make it four months without someone figuring it out; how am I going to make it through years of grad school trying to keep it hidden?
I'm a mean-ass bitch, and I'm not getting any sweeter.
Phuck people!
Why do stupid females think its okay to ask me if I have had a b.a. in the dressing room, before they bother to introduce themselves (I'm traveling)?
Listen you cunt/twat-waffle, say hello before you attempt to get personal. I don't know you, and that's not a suitable introduction!!! Grrrr
So I guess now would be a bad time to compliment your gorgeous behind?
JustJayda
08-03-2007, 07:57 AM
LOLOL^^^^^ ty;)
Yekhefah
08-03-2007, 08:02 AM
Minette, why bother to hide it? What are you majoring in?
And we can totally nag each other to study more. What's your GRE prep book? When are you taking it?
ExoticEngineer
08-03-2007, 08:35 AM
So I guess now would be a bad time to compliment your gorgeous behind?
That was exactly what I was thinking! Jayda, you can be as mean as you want to be, as long as I can stare longingly at that fantastic booty! }:D
southstbabe
08-03-2007, 08:46 AM
I went to the Yankee game yesterday and watched them loose from one of the luxury boxes. At least the cocktails were free
Lady Jade
08-03-2007, 10:27 AM
Well, finally back from the DMV. And my picture came out great for my license! Whoo hoo! *dances*
Yekhefah
08-03-2007, 10:29 AM
If it has a good picture on it, then it isn't a valid driver's license. You need to go back.
Lady Jade
08-03-2007, 10:32 AM
Aww, man! I knew it was too easy! :D
Actually, I've always had good pictures on my licenses, even though I'm so not photogenic at all. Guess I'm just lucky! ;D
The_Oceans
08-03-2007, 12:33 PM
If it has a good picture on it, then it isn't a valid driver's license. You need to go back.
So what does it mean when the *best* pictures of you are your drivers' license pictures? :O
Am i the only chick on here not into girls at all? I mean I've had sex with girls and had an off and on again love affair with a chick for 2years. But she was my best friend prior to it happening.
I just never really wanted to get down with a woman .. naturally it's happened but I've never longed for it.
Oh i have easy mac
That sequence just made my night (so far) :D The epitome of what makes this the "random" thread.
cameron_keys
08-03-2007, 12:36 PM
Hubby got a remote start installed on his car. I fear he will spend the entire day happily starting the car from the living room..
snoopy
08-03-2007, 12:52 PM
Hubby got a remote start installed on his car. I fear he will spend the entire day happily starting the car from the living room..those are actually very handy for those cold snowy florida winters. :P
meh, you're right though, it's a fun toy.
except if (when) you accidentally and unknowingly turn it on. :O
cameron_keys
08-03-2007, 01:00 PM
those are actually very handy for those cold snowy florida winters. :P
meh, you're right though, it's a fun toy.
except if (when) you accidentally and unknowingly turn it on. :O
LOL..well the excuse was to turn on the AC so you dont have to get into a boiling hot car.
But it was really just to have a toy...
TigersMilk
08-03-2007, 01:11 PM
Damn I've been on the phone with people for the past 2-3 hours making sure they fix my fridge, yell at the assholes, call my grandma, etc. All the while my cat sleeps on my grocery bag. I wish I was a cat.
ExoticEngineer
08-03-2007, 01:17 PM
I'm so jealous of my cat right now......
ExoticEngineer
08-03-2007, 01:18 PM
Damn I've been on the phone with people for the past 2-3 hours making sure they fix my fridge, yell at the assholes, call my grandma, etc. All the while my cat sleeps on my grocery bag. I wish I was a cat.
Woah!!! Saw that right after I posted! I'm telling you, cats have it made, lil shyts.
Yekhefah
08-03-2007, 02:16 PM
I feel so sick. I don't know if it's what I had for lunch - cold leftover steamed new potatoes sprinkled with A-1 sauce, and a pluot - but I feel like I'm on a roller coaster to hell. I'm gonna go puke.
britt244
08-03-2007, 06:58 PM
exotic engineer, i looove your new avatar!
i'm super happy right now but i dont want to post why on the internet. haha. never know who might be reading it ::) but seriously, i cant stop smiling.. and i havent had many days like that lately!
Callyish
08-03-2007, 07:04 PM
Bleh my stomach is really upset :( I had a slice of pizza for dinner and it really made me sick *sigh* and I gotta go on stage soon..
Lady Jade
08-03-2007, 07:38 PM
Went down to Raceway Park this afternoon for Rev It Up. Boy got to race a Cobalt SS, drive a new Corvette, and got to ride shotgun while a pro driver took a new Z06 around the road course. It was hot as hell out, but we still had a great time (even if he didn't win me a new Corvette!)... AND he bought me Chinese for dinner as a reward! ;D
hannah83
08-03-2007, 07:50 PM
So it's almost 11pm and I just realized that i'm sitting at home, dressed super hot and ready to go out...and my girls hoed me out.
lovely.
oh well. There's a bottle of vodka in my freezer and some screwdriver mix. One way or another I'm having a good time tonite.
and i hate my car. the check engine light came on today while I was on my way to work. I want to drive it into the country, light it on fire and dance around it. I know I'd probably get in trouble, but at this point...i just don't give a damn. It'd be worth it.
cameron_keys
08-03-2007, 07:55 PM
^^ Screwdriver MIX?? Isnt a screwdriver just vodka and OJ?? What the hell is in a mix?
hannah83
08-03-2007, 07:59 PM
I dunno it came premixed...or something. Have yet to look at it. It's downstairs in my fridge. I didn't really look at it.
i should, but it's kind of a long walk downstairs and i'm feeling lazy
PaigeDWinter
08-03-2007, 07:59 PM
Awww an old, dear pal from high school just found me on MySpace. AWWWW
:D
hannah83
08-03-2007, 08:07 PM
k. feeling pretty dumb right now for the screwdriver mix thingy. It is just vodka and orange juice lol
counting that as my blonde moment of the day. *blushes*
BalletBaby
08-04-2007, 02:10 AM
Centerfolds Was Raided!!!
short skirts
08-04-2007, 03:31 AM
I celebrated my birthday today, thank you all for being a part of it.
Lady Jade
08-04-2007, 06:37 AM
It's only 9:30 am, and it's already blazing hot and humid. This does not bode well for me having a good hair day... :-\
Kaylinn
08-04-2007, 07:33 AM
I'm going to Olive Garden today!!
Breadsticks with alfredo sauce, here I come!!
Lady Jade
08-04-2007, 09:19 AM
*hides in Kaylinn's purse to steal breadsticks*
sxybrat07
08-04-2007, 09:48 AM
I'm depressed. I hate men, family, and so called friends. I do however love my cat. Nice kitty.
Lady Jade
08-04-2007, 10:10 AM
But... but... I love you, sxy!
britt244
08-04-2007, 10:11 AM
im so stressed out. and of course my first thought is that i cant wait to just get drunk tonight.
sxybrat07
08-04-2007, 11:04 AM
I love you too LJ! :)
My stomach hurts like hell, I have to poop before I go and spend the entire day walking around lolla, Im not shitting in a porta potty. Life simply cannot be that unkind to me today
britt244
08-04-2007, 11:11 AM
i cant get off sw and i have errands to run before i work tonight. i woke up at 9am this morning to get started too, but then i fell back asleep waiting for my parents to drop off my mail and pick up the kitten. boo. now half my day is gone.
Circe
08-04-2007, 11:58 AM
I have to stop making drunk resolutions that I'm never going to keep.
Lady Jade
08-04-2007, 03:43 PM
I fell asleep on the couch for like 3 hours. Not only is my hair a mess, but I have a crease down my left cheek from laying on my arm AND I have the most horrendous morning breath...
Kaylinn
08-04-2007, 04:20 PM
Olive Garden was fucking wonderful. A weeks worth of calories in 1 meal. and DAMN worth it.
My has a suprise for me at 7:30. we're going somewhere......
I love suprises.
I hope it involves sex at the end of the night.
sxybrat07
08-04-2007, 05:02 PM
Not eating meat isn't nearly as difficult as I thought it would be.
Lady Jade
08-04-2007, 05:04 PM
I made fettucine alfredo with grilled chicken for boy and his family tonight... but I can't eat it because alfredo sauce makes my tummy angry. Grr... *slurps fettucine with butter*
snoopy
08-04-2007, 05:13 PM
SUSHI! again. :P
Lysondra
08-04-2007, 05:19 PM
I'm coughing up green things... I think they're alive.