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Mily
03-19-2008, 01:23 PM
Isn't it from the girl who wrote 'I am not a leopard' in a post? I just use it in humor. I generally spell it correctly.


Yes, that's what it's from. It's a running joke, basically. }:D

britt244
03-19-2008, 01:26 PM
I am not a leopard? :confused:

miss danielle! }:D to this day the words "i am not a leopard" make me laugh out loud.

RoseLeigh
03-19-2008, 01:28 PM
miss danielle! }:D to this day the words "i am not a leopard" make me laugh out loud.

Yes! }:D Me too.

britt244
03-19-2008, 01:29 PM
cerously.

:angel:

Callyish
03-19-2008, 01:29 PM
So umm... someone come entertain me in chat please....

britt244
03-19-2008, 01:30 PM
i keep smelling my hands because the lotion sample i just used smells soooo good.

i placed another order from the same company i got the sample from and i probably wont get it for 3 weeks. boo.

its naptime. how i waste an entire day im not sure.. i got home at like 2! its 430 now!

Lady Jade
03-19-2008, 01:32 PM
So umm... someone come entertain me in chat please....

Sorry, I won't get home for another hour. :(

Vyanka
03-19-2008, 01:36 PM
This fucking guy i've known for years doesn't fucking GET IT. GET IT!! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I am not interested in his fucking ass. He's always asking me out, and making sexy hidden jokes. He's nice, but likes me & I don't...so don't want to be a bitch. And now since I hooked up with his asshole friend, he thinks it's going to be easier for him now. FUCKING-A!!!!!!!!!! :banghead:

AudreyLeigh
03-19-2008, 04:12 PM
I just finished doing my friends hair. Color, few highlights and cut = $160 SWEET!

She was jumping up and down she loved it so much. Maybe I should find a new salon and not give up just yet... or just do kitchen hair and make $150 a day for just a couple hours work!

britt244
03-19-2008, 04:18 PM
maybe i should really go to the doctor. i feel icky.

hockeybobby
03-19-2008, 04:23 PM
I just finished doing my friends hair. Color, few highlights and cut = $160 SWEET!

She was jumping up and down she loved it so much. Maybe I should find a new salon and not give up just yet... or just do kitchen hair and make $150 a day for just a couple hours work!

Audrey: you can do it !!! Totally on your terms. I can feel it in my water...you can do it.

fancygirl
03-19-2008, 04:31 PM
argh! I'm four pounds up (I recently lost 13 pounds so this is especially argh-worthy.) and I'm determined to eat out tonight with fatty foods, so I'm telling myself that I'll do 100 situps, 100 push ups, and 100 squats even though that that still won't make up for brownies, cheese fries, and maybe a deli sandwhich (and no I don't eat like that normally.)

gotta love how feeling a bit chubby makes one wants to eat more :D
but actually, I've been planning to eat out tonight even before I found out I was five pounds up...so I took my fat pills, and plan on doing that for a week or two to help out.

ergh, and my necky hurts from sitting in traffic!!! stress. although not huge stress, just in-the-moment stress.

cranky!

hockeybobby
03-19-2008, 04:32 PM
I'm guessing that appearances are important in the hair salon industry, and working out of the "kitchen" may be frowned upon...but what are the priorities in your life? Retaining and honing your skills, building a solid and long term client base, building financial security, keeping your independence, having a flexible schedule, and being able to continue dancing if you wish without hassles.

I know I'm ignorant about the business, but as a layman, and from a distance, kitchen hair seems so perfect right now for you Audrey.

stellaforstars
03-19-2008, 04:34 PM
I would stalk Mr. Palahniuk in a heartbeat. And then I would offer him my vag, free of charge. I'm just adventurous like that, I suppose.

And one more burst of anger, just for funsies:
I've got your number now, you asshole, and trust me, you should be fucking glad I'm so debilitated right now and in no position to hunt you the fuck down. But as soon as I get better, you'd better fucking believe that you've got some serious pain coming your way.

RoseLeigh
03-19-2008, 04:34 PM
I just finished doing my friends hair. Color, few highlights and cut = $160 SWEET!

She was jumping up and down she loved it so much. Maybe I should find a new salon and not give up just yet... or just do kitchen hair and make $150 a day for just a couple hours work!

I wish I knew someone who did kitchen hair! As long as you won't get in trouble with John Law, you can set your own hours and everything.

fancygirl
03-19-2008, 04:34 PM
I don't know-- it depends on your clientele's loyalty. One of the best hair extension people works out of her home in Victorville (which is the armpit of CA.) she has people drive in from LA, vegas, and even fly in internationally (for at least one person) to have their hair did in her house.

cameron_keys
03-19-2008, 04:35 PM
Whoa Stella...do we need to round up an SW posse to beat someone down for you?

fancygirl
03-19-2008, 04:35 PM
And one more burst of anger, just for funsies:
I've got your number now, you asshole, and trust me, you should be fucking glad I'm so debilitated right now and in no position to hunt you the fuck down. But as soon as I get better, you'd better fucking believe that you've got some serious pain coming your way.

huh...?

Callyish
03-19-2008, 04:35 PM
I have the worse gas :( Seriously I feel so unsexy and its hard to hide it on stage because all the stage is is this weird box thingie with guys sitting around it and its so small that I can't do the fart and run to the other side of the stage deal *sigh*

britt244
03-19-2008, 04:36 PM
i think i'm ready to pick up drinking again. i need a hobby. my life was more fun when i was drinking. more drama, more craziness.. but hey i was never bored!

somebody better be keeping me on lockdown come august when the breathalyzer comes out. its easy to say i wont drink and drive when i CAN'T. :-\

i've been in a partying mood a lot lately. haha, like one night last year when i told my manager i was going to consume any and all drugs and alcohol i could get my hands on and i was apologizing in advance. we toasted to this with a shot that he bought. HA!

AudreyLeigh
03-19-2008, 04:36 PM
I'm guessing that appearances are important in the hair salon industry, and working out of the "kitchen" may be frowned upon...but what are the priorities in your life? Retaining and honing your skills, building a solid and long term client base, building financial security, keeping your independence, having a flexible schedule, and being able to continue dancing if you wish without hassles.

I know I'm ignorant about the business, but as a layman, and from a distance, kitchen hair seems so perfect right now for you Audrey.

yea its just a pain like theres color all over my tub right now. :-\ She said I should just do mobile and go to peoples homes to do their hair. I just may (with people i know) I could probably make a nice chunk of change on the side. I just got a myspace message from an ex-dancer wanting me to touch up her roots... I wonder if my friend went to her house after leaving here?! Sweet!

stellaforstars
03-19-2008, 04:36 PM
Whoa Stella...do we need to round up an SW posse to beat someone down for you?

Hehe...nah...I like to play my own little game of cat and mouse. I shall hold him down with my paw and watch him squirm before doing him in, slowly and painfully.

britt244
03-19-2008, 04:36 PM
eep! stella my love, whats wrong?

RoseLeigh
03-19-2008, 04:37 PM
And one more burst of anger, just for funsies:
I've got your number now, you asshole, and trust me, you should be fucking glad I'm so debilitated right now and in no position to hunt you the fuck down. But as soon as I get better, you'd better fucking believe that you've got some serious pain coming your way.

Oh my. You want we should break his knees, boss?

RoseLeigh
03-19-2008, 04:38 PM
yea its just a pain like theres color all over my tub right now. :-\

You need a vat of J&J baby shampoo. You could clean an elephant with that stuff. And elephant with hair dye stains.

stellaforstars
03-19-2008, 04:38 PM
Oh, someone just crossed me in a way they shouldn't have. So I threw a fit, and now I'm better--just having revenge fantasies.

Britt, pm me about who you hate pleez?

hockeybobby
03-19-2008, 04:46 PM
yea its just a pain like theres color all over my tub right now. :-\ She said I should just do mobile and go to peoples homes to do their hair. I just may (with people i know) I could probably make a nice chunk of change on the side. I just got a myspace message from an ex-dancer wanting me to touch up her roots... I wonder if my friend went to her house after leaving here?! Sweet!

I bet you will be able to find solutions to the little PITAs that pop up, whether at home or at someone elses place. You are already off and running. A hundred and sixty in the pocket, and a word of mouth (maybe) referral too.

I don't even know you Audrey, other than what I've read, I just feel certain this is a winner for you.

Lady Jade
03-19-2008, 04:47 PM
Feeling. So. Lazy.

Stupid rain...

stellaforstars
03-19-2008, 04:59 PM
I miss Sunday so much, damn it! Somebody be my wifey in her absence.

G-Real
03-19-2008, 05:21 PM
I miss Sunday so much, damn it! Somebody be my wifey in her absence.

Now that you mentioned it I haven't seen her in a couple days.....I was thinking of bringing up my Celtics beating her Spurs, but, I was able to restrain myself. ;D

stellaforstars
03-19-2008, 05:26 PM
LOL, G-Real! You'll have to bring it up to her in several days. She's off vacationing and stuff right now.

BrunetteGoddess
03-19-2008, 05:31 PM
YIPPEE!! I haz wifey!! Now come perform your wifely duties on me womern.
:smiley_sm

Fuck, the PA job offer was shitty......

G-Real
03-19-2008, 05:34 PM
LOL, G-Real! You'll have to bring it up to her in several days. She's off vacationing and stuff right now.

oh there will be gloating when she returns......;D

Lysondra
03-19-2008, 05:35 PM
I start work at 6 tomorrow morning. I have to wake up at 4:30 to leave at 5 because it's south an hour's drive.

I have no idea how to do this and go to Shul tonight with enough sleep.

The bank called. I overdeposited $50 into my account because my maths sucked. Which is good. I thought I put 9 in there.. I put 9.5

Lady Jade
03-19-2008, 05:38 PM
Hey Lysondra, why have you been ignoring me on facebook? You don't want to be my wife anymore? :'(

hockeybobby
03-19-2008, 05:38 PM
What kind of job are you doing at 6am Lys?

Lysondra
03-19-2008, 05:40 PM
Hey Lysondra, why have you been ignoring me on facebook? You don't want to be my wife anymore? :'(

I thought I added you and couldn't find the request and :( I fail at facebook.

Lysondra
03-19-2008, 05:41 PM
What kind of job are you doing at 6am Lys?

9 hour topless yachting shift + shows.

Lady Jade
03-19-2008, 05:41 PM
I thought I added you and couldn't find the request and :( I fail at facebook.

I'll request you again, just... don't fail this time! :D

ETA: It won't let me re-request you... so I poked you. So... click on my picture and add me, or you'll be demoted to Wife #7!! :P

hockeybobby
03-19-2008, 05:47 PM
9 hour topless yachting shift + shows.

That sounds COOL :) So you get to hang around on a yacht topless and be pretty and get paid? Is it fun?

Lysondra
03-19-2008, 05:50 PM
Depends entirely on the guys...

Either it's have a lot of fun on a boat joking and playing around.

Or spend nine hours trapped on a boat hoping nobody rapes you.

And the person I'm going with has a habit of getting real cranky early in the morning and being kindof a bitch later in the afternoon. Last time she started throwing shit at my head and when I said it was rude, she called me an immature 21 year old who couldn't take a joke. :O I love her, but boats + waitressing don't exactly make her happy.

fancygirl
03-19-2008, 05:51 PM
9 hour topless yachting shift + shows.

NICE!!! I'm jealous!

Lysondra
03-19-2008, 05:53 PM
It IS nice, usually. I'm fairly good at diffusing a situation and I'm fairly happy this week so I shouldn't be cranky. Plus I'll get a nice tan.

Just... I think Meghilla reading at Shul ends at like 10:30... and I have to be awake at 4:30. D:

hockeybobby
03-19-2008, 06:05 PM
Just... I think Meghilla reading at Shul ends at like 10:30... and I have to be awake at 4:30. D:

Can you sit by the door and sneak out, sneaky sneaky?

Lysondra
03-19-2008, 06:12 PM
I probably could. I just have to hear the reading.

Walking home (not allowed to drive during Purim) is also going to be fun late at night with Jewkiller hanging around.

Actually, the reading may not be that long... I heard Rabbi had to do it at another Synagogue earlier so I might be out by 9-930.

hockeybobby
03-19-2008, 06:21 PM
Just... I think Meghilla reading at Shul ends at like 10:30... and I have to be awake at 4:30. D:

Well 9:30 is more reasonable. But seriously Lys, you could quite legitimately take a pass on going there this time due to the early work call, and even moreso the risk. If you feel you can't, it would be wise to be escorted home at least. imho.

Lysondra
03-19-2008, 06:30 PM
Work isn't an excuse. I'm not supposed to be working Purim! So telling them that = trouble. Plus I promised the Rabbi last week that I'd go.

hockeybobby
03-19-2008, 06:37 PM
Work isn't an excuse. I'm not supposed to be working Purim! So telling them that = trouble. Plus I promised the Rabbi last week that I'd go.

Is taking a cab or limo home ok? sorry i don't know the rules.

Lysondra
03-19-2008, 06:43 PM
It might be... haven't gotten that far. Not sure if 'limo' is a section in the Torah either.

hockeybobby
03-19-2008, 06:56 PM
It might be... haven't gotten that far. Not sure if 'limo' is a section in the Torah either.

Well, I know this is very important to you, and you are putting your whole Lysondra into it...but, no putting yourself at risk for stalker nutbars ok? OK.:)