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fancygirl
03-19-2008, 06:56 PM
is a bicycle okay?
VegasPrincess
03-19-2008, 06:57 PM
^^^^^
Hehehhehe. Call a friend and have them walk home with you, preferably a guy friend if you can. Or ask the Rabbi to set you up with a safe walk home.
As for my random ness, can I just say I love my boyfriend so much? I'm sick as hell and he is coming home from work with Miller Lite (Milwaukee Nyquil, lol) and movies for me and blowing off his friends so I'm not lonely in the house all night. And he's been walking our dog for me every day so I don't have to do it at all.
hockeybobby
03-19-2008, 06:59 PM
omgwtf? Just you and me on here now. I hope you won't take advantage of me, I'm too trusting and very naive.
hockeybobby
03-19-2008, 06:59 PM
Phew...saved by Princess. :D and fancygirl
Lysondra
03-19-2008, 07:02 PM
I think a bike is okay, but I don't have one. Damnitall. I'd have M walk me but he makes me look LESS threatening than if I were alone. No really, he's a bag of sticks... with more sticks. I'm afraid people would see him and just laugh at him.
Rule number ONE of Judaism is 'life before everything' so if I feel threatened I think I can get away with driving.
hockeybobby
03-19-2008, 07:11 PM
I like that rule. Life before everything = no problems, do what you gotta do.
stellaforstars
03-19-2008, 07:12 PM
I need some excitement in my life. Stat.
Lunarobverse
03-19-2008, 07:43 PM
I need some excitement in my life. Stat.
Have you ever jumped out of an airplane? I liked it so much I've done it twice!
Callyish
03-19-2008, 07:47 PM
*wanders around in lost circles*
Lysondra
03-19-2008, 07:47 PM
A friend of mine told me she likes talking to me simply because she likes the descriptions I give things.. especialls after I told M that he shouldn't brag about his cooking - for a small turtle cooks better than he does. Apparently I made the funniest and most off-the-wall comparisons. :O
stellaforstars
03-19-2008, 07:55 PM
I'm finding people (and life in general) quite irritating tonight.
*Must not take bad mood out on others. Must not take bad mood out on others. Must not take bad mood out on others.*
LiveFree
03-19-2008, 08:01 PM
A friend of mine told me she likes talking to me simply because she likes the descriptions I give things.. especialls after I told M that he shouldn't brag about his cooking - for a small turtle cooks better than he does. Apparently I made the funniest and most off-the-wall comparisons. :O
A small turtle ?
Lysondra
03-19-2008, 08:02 PM
Well.. a small turtle DOES cook better than him. I mean.. it's an animate object that theoretically cannot cook well - so it was a valid comparison.
Lysondra
03-19-2008, 08:08 PM
Lol... like I said earlier, I overdeposited $50 more than I thought I did into my account... so my $900 hasn't cleared yet but the 'credit' of $50 was there from the overdeposit... lol... what?! They cleared THAT first?
BrunetteGoddess
03-19-2008, 08:58 PM
Oh man. Mom's still really sick and it isn't the flu. I'm going to go to the ER (she's back for the 2nd time since discharge), and drive her home and spend the night.
fancygirl
03-19-2008, 09:04 PM
^BG: use the search function of curezone.com?
I think I want to get a rebounder. I've been sore and achy (forgot to get a chiropractor adjustment) but can't go get a deep massage due to financial reasons. I think a rebounder (mini trampoline) would be a good one-time purchase to help my lymph nodes circulate the crap out of my system (because I'm not really one to exercise and rarely stretch.) Plus my dog would think it's funny.
I am so fucking pissed at my dad right now I could scream. I love him to death, but he can be such a redneck asshole! GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!
/end rant
TigersMilk
03-19-2008, 09:35 PM
I miss SW so bad. My hours of browsing are limited. I have to go lay back down in a bit. *hugs SW*
Yekhefah
03-19-2008, 09:43 PM
I made a really, really stupid mistake tonight. Really stupid. Now I can't stop crying. I just feel sick all over. I want to throw up, I want to stop crying, I want to get over this and be a happy person again but I just can't. Maybe it'll be better tomorrow. I hope so.
I will never, ever, ever forgive the bitch who cut off my hair. If I live for a thousand years, I will never forgive or forget her. She is eternally on my shit list and I hope she suffers the tortures of the damned for what she's done to me.
What happened, Yek? Somebody cut off your hair and you can't grow it back or something?
fancygirl
03-19-2008, 09:50 PM
ah geez Yek. I'm surprised after all the hair-cutting horror stories there've been on SW lately that you'd even chance going to a hair salon right now.
poor baby.
get a nice sexy wig for work if it's that bad while you research and save up for extensions.
hockeybobby
03-19-2008, 09:50 PM
^BG: use the search function of curezone.com?
I think I want to get a rebounder. I've been sore and achy (forgot to get a chiropractor adjustment) but can't go get a deep massage due to financial reasons. I think a rebounder (mini trampoline) would be a good one-time purchase to help my lymph nodes circulate the crap out of my system (because I'm not really one to exercise and rarely stretch.) Plus my dog would think it's funny.
I have one. I bounce on it sometimes when I'm watching a game or whatever. I swear after 5 minutes you'll be sweating buckets. It's amazing.
Yekhefah
03-19-2008, 09:53 PM
I lost about 14, maybe 16, inches a few weeks ago. Tonight I decided to try going to work without a wig so I could see what stripping with short hair was like. It was beyond humiliating. I made about $45 and spent the last hour sobbing in the dressing room. I've got it to where I look okay with my clothes on, but naked with short hair I just look short and fat and old. It'll take me at least five years to have long thick beautiful hair again. I look like your neighbor's mother, I am NOT sexy in the slightest.
It was just really humiliating to go up to the stage and watch everyone leave the club. I did exactly one dance, from a regular who always gets several but tonight he had to leave after the one. I have to go buy another wig tomorrow with the little bit I made tonight; so much for the shopping I was going to do with K tomorrow. It totally wrecked K's first day home too, I'm sure, because I'm just a sobbing wreck now. He wants me to just get over it and I can't, I don't know how I ever can. I am not a woman without my hair, and I'm certainly not sexy without it.
May that woman fry in hell's KFC vats for all eternity while Ron Jeremy fucks her in the ass.
Lunarobverse
03-19-2008, 09:53 PM
G'night SW.
I'm telling the germs that this is their last day in my body. They have got to go. I don't care where but they can't stay here. I'm gonna be well again, starting tomorrow.
YEK: I took a SW break so I most likely missed the details. Somebody cut off that much of your hair???? OMG... was it a mistake, was the bitch hating? WTF??? I would be FLOORED!!! >:( I'm so sorry, sweetie! :hug:
fancygirl
03-19-2008, 10:01 PM
I'm so sorry Yek. That makes me so mad!!! I still say extensions (but then I want to get them so I'm biased.)
fancygirl
03-19-2008, 10:03 PM
ebay?
or
buy a bunch from ebay just in case another wig goes missing (if that's what happened)
RoseLeigh
03-19-2008, 10:03 PM
I lost about 14, maybe 16, inches a few weeks ago. Tonight I decided to try going to work without a wig so I could see what stripping with short hair was like. It was beyond humiliating. I made about $45 and spent the last hour sobbing in the dressing room. I've got it to where I look okay with my clothes on, but naked with short hair I just look short and fat and old. It'll take me at least five years to have long thick beautiful hair again. I look like your neighbor's mother, I am NOT sexy in the slightest.
Yek, you are beautiful. You'd be beautiful with a bald head. You are a woman with short hair.
I understand not dancing without a wig. I feel naked without one anymore, too, because I just have crappy, weirdly coarse hair that is a pain to style. But trust me, it was just a bad day. I've made my most with my hair up in a stupid ponytail, because I felt awesome. *hug* I know you'll feel better with a wig (what happened the old one?), but it's not you. Yek is awesome with or without wig.
Yekhefah
03-19-2008, 10:05 PM
Yeah. Evidently she thought I'd look good in a lesbian hipster mullet and the only way to salvage it was to cut it all off up to the nape of my neck. I've had a few weeks to get used to it and I was okay again with wearing it short at home and with a wig at work, but I went to a brighter shade of red and now my 3/4 wig doesn't match so I thought I'd try working in short hair. Big mistake. I knew it would be an experiment and I expected to make less money, but I was not prepared for what a completely humiliating shift it turned out to be. I'd go onstage and look like... well, like your mom trying to be a stripper. It was horrible. I don't think I can find another 3/4 wig to match and it's too short for extensions, so I guess I'm going to have to get a cheap-looking full wig and hope I'm still presentable.
I will never, ever, EVER forgive her. PORTLAND DANCERS: Do not EVER go to Tami at the Gypsy Rose salon. She seems all nice and cute and sweet, and she's good at color, but she's a butcher. She's the Demon Barber Of East Burnside.
fancygirl
03-19-2008, 10:07 PM
I like this one lots!
it's got that ingrid bergman feel you'd probably dig.
edit: HOT DAMN!!!! I want this one!!!
edit: this one's kind of pretty too
Yekhefah
03-19-2008, 10:13 PM
Fancygirl - I can't get extensions. One, I'm trying to grow it out again so I don't need it breaking off at the root. Two, I can't afford extensions. Three, it's way too short for extensions. It's tapered down my head and the top layer is about three inches long. If I got extensions and somehow managed to hide the seam, I'd just have a mullet again.
I dispensed with my 3/4 wig tonight because I went to a brighter shade of red and the front of my hair doesn't match the wig anymore. Plus the wig is really uncomfortable; the combs dig into my scalp, and then when I pull it off I have wig head with deep dents in my hair where the combs were. So I thought I'd see how it would go if I dispensed with the wig entirely. That was a dumb idea. I should've gone out this morning and bought another wig.
I hate that I can't be beautiful at home and for K though. Even if I wear a wig to work, I'm still going to be a fat ugly dyke underneath it for the next several years. I look about as sexy as Andrea Dworkin.
I like this one lots! http://cgi.ebay.com/WB004-Long-Copper-Red-Stylish-Wigs_W0QQitemZ360033965837QQihZ023QQcategoryZ45267 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
it's got that ingrid bergman feel you'd probably dig.
edit: HOT DAMN!!!! I want this one!!!
http://cgi.ebay.com/EXTRA-LONG-AUBURN-RED-BLONDE-WAVY-WIG-WIGS-Hairpiece_W0QQitemZ180223700935QQihZ008QQcategoryZ 60188QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
edit: this one's kind of pretty too
http://cgi.ebay.com/LONG-LAYERS-Side-Copper-Red-Auburn-WIG-WIGS-TRCO-130_W0QQitemZ160218557077QQihZ006QQcategoryZ60188Q QssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
I really like the first and last ones.
fancygirl
03-19-2008, 10:18 PM
hmmm.... in my research, extensions don't have to kill your hair. I was going to do microbraids and after talking to a few microbraiders and doing a bunch of internet research-- it doesn't have to kill your hair. but yeah, expensive, even if we ignore the ones that bind one hair to one hair. three inches MIGHT be long enough for invisible braids aka tree braids, though there's be a smaller braid visible.
you can and are beautiful babycakes. I know it's tough right now. Just make sure to get your biotin and hair pills.
I want to get a wig (I wear a clip in) and wear a page boy hat for work...so sorry to inundate you with wigs but it's giving me ideas.
Yekhefah
03-19-2008, 10:19 PM
I like those too but I have to go back to work on Friday. I don't have time to order anything from eBay. I'm never working with short hair EVER again, at least not until I lose about thirty pounds. Little tiny pixie girls look good naked with short hair; I do not. I would need extensive and expensive lipo in order to rock this look. So I'll be at the mercy of whatever the wig store has in stock tomorrow.
RoseLeigh
03-19-2008, 10:20 PM
:-\ I'm sorry hon. I wore a kerchief around for 3 weeks once because I had a cute little a-line with baby bangs and some butcher cut it into one of those 90s style rounded bobs (like I was going to stack it, like Salt n Pepa) with stubble around the face. Took 3 weeks for the bangs to even be able to lay down right. >:( 2 years later though it's past my shoulders, even though it's slow growing and break off a lot. If yours grows faster than a freaking snail (unlike mine) it won't be that long. Can you get the Walmart hair pills near you? Weren't girls getting 1-2 inches growth a month?
fancygirl
03-19-2008, 10:21 PM
maybe?
fancygirl
03-19-2008, 10:23 PM
I like those too but I have to go back to work on Friday.
I know, but at least you could order some in advance to have a few on hand. Actually I bought some real cheap oh clip ins... I think 4 for around $20, and only used 2, so it's good to order a few just in case one doesn't look so good.
RoseLeigh
03-19-2008, 10:25 PM
edit: HOT DAMN!!!! I want this one!!!
I like that one too!
And this one:
I could be Darcy at work!
fancygirl
03-19-2008, 10:25 PM
I like this one a lot too, and I'm assuming it would cut down on the "is that your real hair" questions:
maybe?
http://cgi.ebay.com/SEXY-DIVA-DRAG-BIG-HAIR-WIG-WIGS-RED-HOT-LUSTY_W0QQitemZ260220650881QQihZ016QQcategoryZ6018 8QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
"rocky-mountain-beauty." Love that title. :P
fancygirl
03-19-2008, 10:26 PM
I could be Darcy at work!
agreed-- that looks A LOT like her!
fancygirl
03-19-2008, 10:27 PM
this is totally texas porn hair:
RoseLeigh
03-19-2008, 10:29 PM
I like those too but I have to go back to work on Friday. I don't have time to order anything from eBay. I'm never working with short hair EVER again, at least not until I lose about thirty pounds. Little tiny pixie girls look good naked with short hair; I do not. I would need extensive and expensive lipo in order to rock this look. So I'll be at the mercy of whatever the wig store has in stock tomorrow.
I understand that-I may be short, but I look really freaking plump and pearish with short hair. Naked at least. I don't think anyone else thinks I do, but to me, I do. Works better if I make my hair big and short, but I have sort of puffy hair already.
fancygirl
03-19-2008, 10:29 PM
wow-- I stand in awe of this one. it looks really good!
RoseLeigh
03-19-2008, 10:30 PM
wow-- I stand in awe of this one. it looks really good!
That wig belongs in a Heart video! But I love it.
fancygirl
03-19-2008, 10:32 PM
It's Fancy hair :D
TheTempest
03-19-2008, 10:48 PM
Yea, but boy pays half the rent. So he gets the boobies. No sexins, but he gets to play with the boobies... which means you get the sexins!
WOOT! But I don't know if I can ignore the boobies during sexins.
Am I the only one here who doesnt have a wifey?
YEW AGREED TO BE MY WIFEY FOREVER AGO!!!! :'(
I haz no wifeys either. I is practizing self love at the moment. hahaha.
You wanna be my 3rd Wifey? I got lots of lovin' to go around!
Oh man. Mom's still really sick and it isn't the flu. I'm going to go to the ER (she's back for the 2nd time since discharge), and drive her home and spend the night.
Eep! I hope she's OK soon!
I lost about 14, maybe 16, inches a few weeks ago. Tonight I decided to try going to work without a wig so I could see what stripping with short hair was like. It was beyond humiliating. I made about $45 and spent the last hour sobbing in the dressing room. I've got it to where I look okay with my clothes on, but naked with short hair I just look short and fat and old. It'll take me at least five years to have long thick beautiful hair again. I look like your neighbor's mother, I am NOT sexy in the slightest.
It was just really humiliating to go up to the stage and watch everyone leave the club. I did exactly one dance, from a regular who always gets several but tonight he had to leave after the one. I have to go buy another wig tomorrow with the little bit I made tonight; so much for the shopping I was going to do with K tomorrow. It totally wrecked K's first day home too, I'm sure, because I'm just a sobbing wreck now. He wants me to just get over it and I can't, I don't know how I ever can. I am not a woman without my hair, and I'm certainly not sexy without it.
May that woman fry in hell's KFC vats for all eternity while Ron Jeremy fucks her in the ass.
:hug::hug::hug::hug:
RoseLeigh
03-19-2008, 10:57 PM
Oh man. Mom's still really sick and it isn't the flu. I'm going to go to the ER (she's back for the 2nd time since discharge), and drive her home and spend the night.
Oh no! I hope it all turns out okay.
britt244
03-19-2008, 11:08 PM
i think im losing my voice.
its pouring out.
ok, i take it back that i like the loopy xanax feeling. i didnt like it at all tonight. i like the not giving a shit, though. the ex was being particularly evil tonight so i took one, waited for it to kick in, and went upstairs and laid down on the floor of the dressing room. told my friend i didnt give a shit anymore, i wasnt arguing with him, i do not care, he can start his little "i'm going to fire you if you dont love me" tirades again, WHATEVER. i will continue to lay on the floor and ignore it. and then i didnt talk for the rest of the night. which you know means somethings wrong when im not talking!
murdock
03-19-2008, 11:12 PM
Damn! All this talk is making me paranoid that maybe I'm too big to look sexy with short hair. I was blissfully unaware before :(