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Lady Jade
08-04-2007, 05:34 PM
I'm coughing up green things... I think they're alive.

Ummm... I sure hope you've been to a doctor for this! Or called the National Enquirerer....

The_Oceans
08-04-2007, 05:52 PM
k. feeling pretty dumb right now for the screwdriver mix thingy. It is just vodka and orange juice lol

counting that as my blonde moment of the day. *blushes*

No need to worry, hannah. When I first moved to the UK I had to explain to bartenders what a screwdriver was...turns out it's because vodka mixers are very popular over here. What wine coolers were to the 1980s, vodka mixers are to the 2000s.

In other news, I went out to eat tonight. So how did I bide the time while waiting for my meal? Surfing SW on my mobile. Nah, I'm not hooked on this site either. *twitch* /:O

Lysondra
08-04-2007, 05:59 PM
Ummm... I sure hope you've been to a doctor for this! Or called the National Enquirerer....

I can't get out of bed to go to the doctor. :( My partner has even setup a laptop wit wifi in my bed. :(

Lady Jade
08-04-2007, 06:01 PM
I can't get out of bed to go to the doctor. :( My partner has even setup a laptop wit wifi in my bed. :(

Awww, poor thing... can you guys find a doctor that makes housecalls? Just to make sure your lungs aren't going to fall out or anything... :-\

Lysondra
08-04-2007, 06:11 PM
Awww, poor thing... can you guys find a doctor that makes housecalls? Just to make sure your lungs aren't going to fall out or anything... :-\

Nah. Everyone has it (well, all my friends do) so I know what it is. But I did find out that for two days my partner was giving me TYLENOL for the FLU! wtf? I don't have a headache, I'm puking aliens!! He was like, "But it says it's for pain and you have throat pain." FROM PUKING THE ALIENS DAMNIT!

St00pid boy.

cherryripeboyII
08-04-2007, 06:13 PM
^^ I'd send some nyquil, but don't know if that would make it better or worse.... also it'd take about a month to get there.

Lysondra
08-04-2007, 06:14 PM
^^ I'd send some nyquil, but don't know if that would make it better or worse.... also it'd take about a month to get there.

I want Nyquil... Nyquil sounds heavenly... omg Nyquil.... *sneezes up an alien* DAMNIT GET BACK HERE!! *kills it*

Minette
08-04-2007, 06:26 PM
Minette, why bother to hide it? What are you majoring in?

And we can totally nag each other to study more. What's your GRE prep book? When are you taking it?

'Cause much as I would like to think that I'm brave enough to stand up for my convictions about sex worker rights to risk getting into grad school, I'm just not. Cowardly I know. I'm going to be applying for clinical psychology PhD programs for next year, so right now I'm volunteering at a lab at a nearby (well, an hour drive) university. Um, I don't have a GRE prep book yet. I think I'm going to try and take the GREs in October, I have to find out more about the available test dates around here. I could take the psych subject test in october or november - I'm thinking october so I figure I might as well do the general test around the same time.

rozz
08-04-2007, 06:36 PM
Boy is drunk and telling weird, drunken fairy tales. I heart him.

PaigeDWinter
08-04-2007, 07:54 PM
Sometimes blackouts are funny. Strippers + flashlights + lap dances = hilarity.

Lysondra
08-04-2007, 08:09 PM
My cough medicine tastes HORRIBLE. I don't want it. :( "Lemon"s don't taste like that!!! Oh god... must puke my "lemon" aliens now.

Lady Jade
08-04-2007, 08:10 PM
*sends Lysondra some homemade chicken soup*

Lysondra
08-04-2007, 08:12 PM
OMG SOUP! P: Since being sick soup has been my FAVOURITE thing...omg soup... soup soup soup..... ahhhhh... *eats and drools* P:

Lady Jade
08-04-2007, 08:15 PM
*sends more soup and some Nyquil*

Lysondra
08-04-2007, 08:23 PM
*mixes the soup with Nyquil* Mmmm.... P: Probably not as good as I intended... but the idea is there!!

Lady Jade
08-04-2007, 08:52 PM
Hmm... well, maybe if I had made some sort of mint soup or something... but um yea, ew...

Lysondra
08-04-2007, 11:51 PM
My partner went out with friends today and was 4 hours late bringing me back cough medicine. :(

Deni
08-05-2007, 12:15 AM
I had a chocolate chip cookie today, and I thought of Lady Jade.

Haha! :D

short skirts
08-05-2007, 12:28 AM
I don't use banks,,so I think of the strip club as my ATM. I go there, withdraw what I need that day- and leave to go spend it.

I did that tonight; went in for an hour, made what I needed and left to go to the bar for therapy wit da girls!

short skirts
08-05-2007, 12:32 AM
***sorry- double posted

Lysondra
08-05-2007, 02:08 AM
I don't use banks,,so I think of the strip club as my ATM. I go there, withdraw what I need that day- and leave to go spend it.

I did that tonight; went in for an hour, made what I needed and left to go to the bar for therapy wit da girls!

...o.O; Hope you think long-term as well. ;O.o...

miss marina
08-05-2007, 02:20 AM
What the hell happened to Diet vanilla coke? I can never find it anymore. Fucking jerks...

I bought leopard print tweezers today :dance: I knew i shouldent have walked into Sephora...oh well :dance:

Callyish
08-05-2007, 02:25 AM
I had the most fun on stage tonight... seriously it was my funnest show ever!!

I did my little bo peep where I make a customer fuck a blow up sheep blind folded.. then I followed it with a paint show with my girlfriend... well we totally ended up going at it covered in paint and the DJ turned my shower on so we were under the shower covered in paint going at it... omg it was so fun...

miss marina
08-05-2007, 02:29 AM
where I make a customer fuck a blow up sheep blind folded


:eye-poppi LOL!!

Callyish
08-05-2007, 02:32 AM
LoL its such a fun show... its kind of my trade mark show...

I come out to "Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep' I pull a guy on stage, handcuff him to the pole and blind fold him then put a dildo in his pants and make his buddies pour lube in the ass of the blow up sheep and he fucks it not even knowing what it is lol... his buddies snap a pic with my polaroid camera.. I pull the blind fold off him while the sheep is still on the dildo lol the look on his face is priceless *grin*

PaigeDWinter
08-05-2007, 02:38 AM
OMG Cally I need to scan my sheep pics for you. At my first bar, I had a "talking" inflatable sheep (I ganked it from the porn shop I was managing) and brought it in for one of our manager's going away part. I slapped a thong and heels on it and tied it to the pole. Dudes were throwing cash at it. We have pics of it on the pole, pics of the manager humping it, etc.... I shall try to scan them this week for you :D

Callyish
08-05-2007, 02:41 AM
OMG Paige I NEEEEEEEEEEEEED to see that!! Ahaha that would be fucking awesome!

austinatalie
08-05-2007, 02:53 AM
I had a good night tonight! Yay!

Mily
08-05-2007, 05:11 AM
I can hear my cat using her litterbox. She's so smart and has never pooped anywhere else in the house.

*knocks on wood*

cherryripeboyII
08-05-2007, 06:45 AM
America is so backwards.... I actually have to order checks today!! I have not had to use them until I cam back. Sure the occasional money order or bank checks but come on, even some big companies are not setup for online payment, and others don't even keep track of it very well.

Cavemen are too good for this!

Lady Jade
08-05-2007, 07:42 AM
How is it that I got more sleep last night than I did the night before... and I *still* feel like death?! Like worse than I felt yesterday... ugh...

cherryripeboyII
08-05-2007, 07:47 AM
^^ Oh I know that feeling. I always blame not breathing well while sleeping.

TigersMilk
08-05-2007, 09:21 AM
I wish my cat would cover his poo.

I woke up too early. Yay I'm going to the farmers market in a bit.

Kaylinn
08-05-2007, 10:08 AM
Olive Garden was fucking wonderful. A weeks worth of calories in 1 meal. and DAMN worth it.

My has a suprise for me at 7:30. we're going somewhere......

I love suprises.

I hope it involves sex at the end of the night.


After lunch at the Olive Garden, my boyfriend told me he had a suprise for me later.

He took me to see a new show at Paris called Oh LA LA. It was....eh.But a good suprise. He can't help the show asn't very good.
After the show we went to Runway, a shitty strip club that used to be Pleasures. They had 4 girls and it sucked, but we got drunk and had fun. Then we went to Sin and I met another SWer!! She was the hottest girl there! Unfortunatly, we couldn't get any dances cause no girls came up to us so I just gave my boyfriend head in the parking lot and we went home and had amazing sex and I came about a million times....and it was a good night.
My boyfriend is awesome. He's always trying to make me happy. and he does a good job.

short skirts
08-05-2007, 10:36 AM
I wish someone would come over and cook me breakfast!

Lady Jade
08-05-2007, 11:39 AM
I went to the supermarket to pick up cold cuts, and ended up being there for over an hour because every single employee there knows me and wanted to chat. Dear God, do I spend that much time shopping for food?!

Chicagoeditor
08-05-2007, 11:48 AM
Back home after a whirlwind biz trip to DC and NYC. Yay.

cameron_keys
08-05-2007, 12:21 PM
I get to go have a 2 hour massage in a few minutes!! WOO HOO!!!

short skirts
08-05-2007, 12:38 PM
...o.O; Hope you think long-term as well. ;O.o...


no, I don't plan on being around long. I live day to day. ::)

JustJayda
08-05-2007, 12:38 PM
it seems that Patron is a laxative,
Cuervo=no problems, Patron=tie me to the toilet time

maximvsv
08-05-2007, 03:19 PM
What the hell happened to Diet vanilla coke? I can never find it anymore.

It's been gone for about two years. They decided that diet vanilla cherry coke was the thing to sell instead. Thankfully, that seems to be over.

Check your odd convenience stores for vanilla coke zero. It's close. The label is this icky black and sepia, so don't just dismiss it on ugliness alone.

Lady Jade
08-05-2007, 03:43 PM
I'm baking these giant roaster drumsticks for dinner. Holy cow, 5 drumsticks weighs over 2 lbs! But they taste so good baked with my special honey sesame bbq sauce... mmm... *drool*

lestat1
08-05-2007, 04:35 PM
Just exercised. Debating eating healthy or getting a baconator.

Lysondra
08-05-2007, 05:19 PM
Day 6 of coughing up Aliens. This time they're coming with my blood. :(

maximvsv
08-05-2007, 05:32 PM
^^sounds like bronchitis, and you ought to see a doctor (probably get some antibiotics, too)

That, or hang upside down until they all fall out.

Lysondra
08-05-2007, 05:33 PM
^^sounds like bronchitis, and you ought to see a doctor (probably get some antibiotics, too)

That, or hang upside down until they all fall out.

I haven't seen a doctor yet because this flu is going around and even my friends have it. I figured it's what everyone else had... but now I'm coughing up blood. So I think I will see a doctor.

Tart
08-05-2007, 05:41 PM
Lollapaloza is OVER!! thank jesus.

However Seeing Juliette lewis when I woke up was by far the best thing ever! she's a younger /female version of Iggy pop.

The heat was incredibly miserable. Holy fuck.

But I do have the best and hottest black acid wash skinny zip jeans! holla

But I do stink horribly bad.

Shower time

lestat1
08-05-2007, 06:28 PM
Just exercised. Debating eating healthy or getting a baconator.

I went with the Baconator. :(

Lady Jade
08-05-2007, 06:44 PM
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck!!

I went to pay my credit card online, and they blocked access to my account. Apparently, my card number showed up on the database at TJMaxx/Marshals that those damned hackers got into. ARGH!!!

PaigeDWinter
08-05-2007, 07:32 PM
A coworker of mine saw Ice T at a restaurant... and made the Law & Order sound at him. He lawled.

I am jealous!

I saw some teenager dorkus in a I Sound Like A Lawnmower Mobile that had (AHAHAHAHHAAAAAA) a roll cage in it. I dies laughing as he tried to impress me with how fast his fart car could go. I made the You Have A Small Peen sign at him, which is thankfully a universal sign. Then I saw he had a pair of nuts on the back of the damned car. I laughed more. So that's where his went!