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Darcy Foxx
03-21-2008, 12:48 AM
i'm dying my hair dark brown. red hair was fun for a while but it looks so shit after like 2 weeks once it fades out and it's a pain in the ass re colouring it again and again.

Bob_Loblaw
03-21-2008, 12:50 AM
i need to stop drinking soda. why did i start again? i bought mountain dew to wake me up in the morning but i havent drank soda in a looong time til the last few weeks.
I must watch far too much tv. I read this and had Stewie Griffin (http://youwantasoda.ytmnd.com/)'s voice in my head.

Shortly after, it reminded me of that Crank Dat Soda (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcmKW03TO0Y) clip.

Dirty Ernie
03-21-2008, 01:13 AM
My flight to Vegas leaves in 5 1/2 hours which means I can get almost 3 hours of sleep if I hurry my ass to bed. Really, why even bother?

StrawberrySwitchblade
03-21-2008, 02:01 AM
Decided to write my own stripper blog.

ellebelle
03-21-2008, 02:12 AM
Mmmmm. The smell of a Good Friday seafood fest cooking. And I didn't have to make it!

I love pescatarian friendly holidays!

TheTempest
03-21-2008, 02:21 AM
Still can't sleep. Fuck. I feel like something is eating me up inside.

I have to work on blocking other people's feelings from affecting me. It's rare that something like this strikes me even though I would happily go to the end of the earth for those I hold dear. Now as those people get closer, or because I'm opening my heart to more people more readily, I am suddenly crippled by my feelings for them.

This may be a self fulfilling prophecy or a sub-conscious means of becoming more closed off again.

I feel it necessary to repost this to my journal, lest I analyze myself to death before all you insomniacs and non-U.S. residents.

GoldCoastGirl
03-21-2008, 03:12 AM
I never did meet up with Army Adam. I ended up having a really great sleep. Being laid (and the subsequent massage and minor chiropractic) from Fireman Sam was the best thing I could have done for myself in a looooooooong time.

I'm glad I have the two Firemen as my "sex toys" now. Both are fit and pleasure me goood :devil: Yet I feel I need just one more... someone more local...

Why do all the best "sex toys" have to be so far away from me :(

MsQwerty
03-21-2008, 03:55 AM
^^^At least theyre in the same state / country GCG :-D

Im off to a gig. My son is there. Like last night when he went out for the first time a friend of mine spotted him and texted me to tell me. Tonight a friend rang. Poor kid cant do nothing, lol. I hear tonight hes smoked a bit of pot, hmmm. Not sure how i feel about that one but I shall go enjoy the night for now and just hope him and friends dont get all fucked up. I made the mistake of mentioning to one of the other parents that i was going to go to the gig. I have no intentions of watching over them but Ill look really fucked it theyre getting drunk or something...

GoldCoastGirl
03-21-2008, 05:16 AM
pot is ultimately harmless imo if it is done every so often recreationally... if it is done regularly enough than you may want to be concerned... i did it for three months before i got over it.. it didn't really "do" anything for me in the end.. i didn't see the point.

true true in re my sex toys being in the same state... except for Fireman Tim.. he's been non-communicative as he has been away...

anyway... i'm off to check my rsvp profile... i'm hoping to have a few potentials for drinks and then first date before i leave for my 2 week trip...

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 05:20 AM
^ I had to do weed today, really. I was on a boat and was STILL throwin up after 4 seasickness tablets. One hit and I didn't throw up again. I don't see why it's fucking illegal. I was (obviously) using it for medicinal purposes and even if I wasn't, what's the worst you heard someone on weed do as opposed to alcohol? Weed smokers are too damn lazy to do anything dangerous!

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 05:22 AM
hockeybobby didn't answer my question before I left.

I'm sorry, I'll go back and try to figure out what you asked me. I need more coffee...

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 05:26 AM
Hockeeeeybobby... did you post pictures of my ass on a Canadian car site?

haha...I would never do something like that Lysondra. Tell me where they are though, so I can look ;D then I'll leave a flamey message to protect your honour.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 05:29 AM
Yeah... on this car site they took my pictures from here (I know because I used separate pictures here than elsewhere) of my tattoo..

they called me fat and a cow and said I needed to go the gym.

Until they knew I was reading. :(

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 05:30 AM
^ I had to do weed today, really. I was on a boat and was STILL throwin up after 4 seasickness tablets. One hit and I didn't throw up again. I don't see why it's fucking illegal. I was (obviously) using it for medicinal purposes and even if I wasn't, what's the worst you heard someone on weed do as opposed to alcohol? Weed smokers are too damn lazy to do anything dangerous!

Having a toke has almost become like jaywalking or littering. Against the rules, but not enforced. Actually there is a worse social stigma attached to littering now.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 05:32 AM
Dude... I was topless on the boat and the police boated by and I jiggled my tits at them and they waved! I think they are far from caring. :P

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 05:33 AM
Yeah... on this car site they took my pictures from here (I know because I used separate pictures here than elsewhere) of my tattoo..

they called me fat and a cow and said I needed to go the gym.

Until they knew I was reading. :(

Bastards. You're not fat, nor a cow. They are stupid. How did you find that, did you google yourself or something?

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 05:37 AM
Well I own the website my photos were hotlinked from. I just looked at the logs of my website and found that site.

Srsly, you're wondering how a girl with binary, serial ports, firewire, power buttons and circuit boards tattooed to her body found out her images were being used on a website? Lolz.

GoldCoastGirl
03-21-2008, 05:37 AM
You got WORK today?

WTF? I got nothing :(

Then again ... I did have a great friday in other respects :devil:

I did get work yesterday (thursday). I have nothing for tomorrow. Oh dear. I want work on saturday !! i hope i get some work tomorrow.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 05:38 AM
It's slow this weekend from what I hear... but I worked at freaking 6am. :/

GoldCoastGirl
03-21-2008, 05:43 AM
oh. wait. what?

6am!


is ANYONE up at that time?


and you were on a boat?


oh dear. i'm not functional til at least 10am every morning...


i knew it was going to be slow this weekend... i'm grateful for thursday.. lawrence drive tavern was fun. i was tipped by the publican $20 for my pole dancing (YAY!) and he highly (plus a few others) recommended that i go to boathouse tavern.

they reckon i will adore the pole there.

i've got to get my RSA first tho'... damn. can't find my original one.

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 05:44 AM
It's slow this weekend from what I hear... but I worked at freaking 6am. :/

I don't get why dudes would want booze and naked girls at 6am. But...whatever floats their boat I guess. I would want coffee, pancakes and a back rub.

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 05:49 AM
Ok, best thread title i've seen so far today:
Fucking Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fucking Fuck

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 05:52 AM
I had to be there at 6am. I left my house at 5. D:

Spent four hours puking. If I was a fat cow before I'm not now.

The taverns are really nice, I like them. I got offered the shifts last night but couldn't do them because I was being a good Jewish stripper.

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 05:59 AM
I had to be there at 6am. I left my house at 5. D:

Spent four hours puking. If I was a fat cow before I'm not now.

The taverns are really nice, I like them. I got offered the shifts last night but couldn't do them because I was being a good Jewish stripper.

It's Good Friday...do you have special Jew stuff to do today or sunday...or is it different in Judaism?

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 06:02 AM
Spent four hours puking. If I was a fat cow before I'm not now.

Um...hellooooo...I saw your pictures...yer a little hottie. Don't let those idiots throw you off your game K?

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 06:04 AM
Hahaha... what? Jews don't even believe in Jesus!!

It just so happens that Purim fell right on Christian Easter. I went to a festival last night with costumes and noise makers and vodka shots (omg.. nothing says 'CONVERT' like lines of shot glasses and 6 types of free alcohol and express instructions from the Rabbi to 'drink until you're merry').....

Purim is a holiday of charity and celebration. We had cookies and costumes... but we also gave out charity gift baskets. (At one point there were just ones 'for whoever wants one', Judiasm is big on 'those who help themselves get to eat' - so you have to learn to be humble and ask/accept charity).... I donated $100 to feeding Israeli troops and families and took a friend out for grocery shopping for my Purim charity (as well as donating my 'shekels' to the Synagogue). And then I drank.

Otherwise, Shabbat is tomorrow (and every Saturday) so I have to go to that as usual.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 06:09 AM
Um...hellooooo...I saw your pictures...yer a little hottie. Don't let those idiots throw you off your game K?

Oh it's okay, they're kissing my ass now and asking for username pics of my tattooed ass with their name on it for their siggys. ::) Men.

First I'm fat, and then I'm OMGHOTCANIHAVEPICZ?!

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 06:10 AM
Also, being the only converting female Jew in my age bracket leaves me with a LOT of options.... :D I'm liking it.

I have the pick of the cream of Jew crop.

stellaforstars
03-21-2008, 06:13 AM
No more Buffie? :(

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 06:15 AM
Also, being the only converting female Jew in my age bracket leaves me with a LOT of options.... :D I'm liking it.

I have the pick of the cream of Jew crop.

ahahaha...you are laughin'. I bet you are the talk of the synagogue amongst the men...ha, I'm sure of it. :)

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 06:18 AM
Hahaha... what? Jews don't even believe in Jesus!!


What?...wait...he was a Jew wasn't he? Like, I thought he was the most famous Jew ever?

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 06:20 AM
What?...wait...he was a Jew wasn't he? Like, I thought he was the most famous Jew ever?

He existed as a Jew. He wasn't the Messiah. So we don't celebrate his death, birth.. or any of that New Testament stuff.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 06:20 AM
No more Buffie? :(

SHE OWES ME TITTY PICS. WHERE IS SHE?!

*huff*

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 06:25 AM
He existed as a Jew. He wasn't the Messiah.

ha...I remember the line from "Life of Brian" ..."he's not the Messiah...he's a naughty boy....now piss off!"

Chipmunkcheeks66
03-21-2008, 06:41 AM
Wonderful.... the First day of Spring and it's snowing.... And we're supposed to get over a foot. Welcome Spring!

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 06:49 AM
New Addiction - Etsy.

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 06:55 AM
Etsy?

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 07:03 AM
Handmade things sold for real cheap... I just bought these tops:

http://images.etsy.com/all_images/2/2f4/d00/il_430xN.18855435.jpg

http://images.etsy.com/all_images/d/d24/c6c/il_430xN.16740689.jpg

They'll both be great for work, dontcha think?!

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 07:06 AM
Cat Bed Monitor:

http://images.etsy.com/all_images/4/45e/a42/il_430xN.15941585.jpg

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 07:13 AM
Yup...the tops are adorable. Cat bed monitor? I don't get it...wouldn't a chicken bed monitor work better for u? You have little chickens there?

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 07:16 AM
Wonderful.... the First day of Spring and it's snowing.... And we're supposed to get over a foot. Welcome Spring!

WI...Wisconsin? Shit...is that coming my way? That would set me back for sugar maple sap gathering.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 07:17 AM
I have 2 chickens, 4 finches, 1 parrot and 3 cats.

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 07:19 AM
I have 2 chickens, 4 finches, 1 parrot and 3 cats.

do you live on a farm? That's quite a menagerie ^^^ lol

murdock
03-21-2008, 07:20 AM
I need better people to confide in/bitch to. I just resorted to doing so on IM with a "friend" and he was being a jerk but I couldn't bear to log off and be alone with the stuff in my head.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 07:21 AM
do you live on a farm? That's quite a menagerie ^^^ lol

I live in an apartment. Mind you - the chickens are 'rented' and the finches are the size of a thumb. Also, one of the cats is foster.

murdock
03-21-2008, 07:22 AM
Oh, and Lysondra, that second top is totally adorable.

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 07:22 AM
I need better people to confide in/bitch to. I just resorted to doing so on IM with a "friend" and he was being a jerk but I couldn't bear to log off and be alone with the stuff in my head.

murdock...pm me if you'd like. I am a kind ear.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 07:23 AM
I need better people to confide in/bitch to. I just resorted to doing so on IM with a "friend" and he was being a jerk but I couldn't bear to log off and be alone with the stuff in my head.

I'd help if I wasn't already yawning :/

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 07:24 AM
http://images.etsy.com/all_images/1/13e/3bf/il_430xN.22340924.jpg

omgomg... I want this apron. <3

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 07:25 AM
Oh, and Lysondra, that second top is totally adorable.

Handmade for like $45! Amazing. $12 shipping first item, $4 per item after that. Not terrible considering I know the seller and she wraps them in coloured paper and is so sweet.