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hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 07:25 AM
I live in an apartment. Mind you - the chickens are 'rented' and the finches are the size of a thumb. Also, one of the cats is foster.

haha...renting chickens. Is your roommate animal friendly...or grumpy about that?

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 07:25 AM
haha...renting chickens. Is your roommate animal friendly...or grumpy about that?

My flatmate has no choice. I just take them in and he has to deal.

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 07:27 AM
omgwtf that's a cute apron. You could cook the hell out of stuff with that on.

murdock
03-21-2008, 07:28 AM
murdock...pm me if you'd like. I am a kind ear.

Thanks for the offer. Might take you up on it some time but for now I'm just pissed off instead of sad, so it's an improvement.

I can share one of the things that pissed me off: where this guy managed to imply that I was lying to him about stripping but also that I'm fucking people in VIP in one incredibly insulting statement.
He probably thought he was being amusing but he should've known I was not in the mood for that shit from the rest of the conversation.
I think most men just don't seem to get that sometimes when someone tells you stuff all that's required is to indicate that you're listening and that you care. They generally seem to think that their incredibly brilliant advice is required.

stellaforstars
03-21-2008, 07:29 AM
SHE OWES ME TITTY PICS. WHERE IS SHE?!

*huff*

She's gone. :'( Her name is black and no longer hyperlinked.

cameron_keys
03-21-2008, 07:29 AM
I get to see Wicked tonight!!!!! SO EXCITED!!!

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 07:31 AM
Thanks for the offer. Might take you up on it some time but for now I'm just pissed off instead of sad, so it's an improvement.

I can share one of the things that pissed me off: where this guy managed to imply that I was lying to him about stripping but also that I'm fucking people in VIP in one incredibly insulting statement.
He probably thought he was being amusing but he should've known I was not in the mood for that shit from the rest of the conversation.
I think most men just don't seem to get that sometimes when someone tells you stuff all that's required is to indicate that you're listening and that you care. They generally seem to think that their incredibly brilliant advice is required.

You are correct. Men seem to be hard wired to try to fix/offer solutions...seldom realizing that just listen and acknowledge and console is a valid fix. They get better with age and wisdom mostly.

murdock
03-21-2008, 07:31 AM
Handmade for like $45! Amazing. $12 shipping first item, $4 per item after that. Not terrible considering I know the seller and she wraps them in coloured paper and is so sweet.

I loooove it when people wrap up their products like it's a gift! Seriously, it's such a nice touch. With one of my corsets the woman included a little handmade card and everything and it made me all teary.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 07:45 AM
She's gone. :'( Her name is black and no longer hyperlinked.

Butbutbut... :( She was my Valentine and was so happy to get to know someone...

Chipmunkcheeks66
03-21-2008, 07:46 AM
WI...Wisconsin? Shit...is that coming my way? That would set me back for sugar maple sap gathering.

I don't think so... It seems to be staying pretty south, but it's nasty stuff... >:(

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 07:46 AM
I loooove it when people wrap up their products like it's a gift! Seriously, it's such a nice touch. With one of my corsets the woman included a little handmade card and everything and it made me all teary.

When I sold on ebay, I included pink tissue paper and stickers on handmade cards that said 'You paid xxx for this item... 10% of xx was donated to shelter animals on your behalf! A homeless kitten thanks you!' and had a picture of a random kitty.

I think I got more props for my wrapping than my actual designs.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 07:47 AM
omgwtf that's a cute apron. You could cook the hell out of stuff with that on.

I would totally do my hair up all pretty and wear lots of blush and eyeliner and wear nothing else. Like, totally.

I need a man to offer this to. :(

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 07:50 AM
I would totally do my hair up all pretty and wear lots of blush and eyeliner and wear nothing else. Like, totally.

I need a man to offer this to. :(

ha...I need a girl like you. ;)

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 07:51 AM
Butbut, you're like, Canadian.

stellaforstars
03-21-2008, 07:54 AM
Looks like we'll be able to head home today. Yay.

After five days of dealing with horrible flooding, I have to say, I'm relieved.

Lady Jade
03-21-2008, 07:54 AM
I have the worst luck with hair dyes! This is now the FOURTH time that Feria has discontinued a color that I was using. What gives, no one wants auburn hair anymore?!

murdock
03-21-2008, 07:55 AM
I would totally do my hair up all pretty and wear lots of blush and eyeliner and wear nothing else. Like, totally.

I need a man to offer this to. :(

No man required. Make pix and send to me plzkthx.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 07:55 AM
^.....*buys apron*

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 08:02 AM
Butbut, you're like, Canadian.

but that's a good thing, no?


No man required. Make pix and send to me plzkthx.


^.....*buys apron*

How 'bout you can have us both? that's definitely a good thing :D

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 08:05 AM
You're a Cannydeean...in Cannyduh.

murdock
03-21-2008, 08:06 AM
Yeah, whereas I can just pop across the bridge between Australia and NZ to see her.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 08:07 AM
That's what my mum thought when I told her that I was driving to Oxley and she thought I said Auckland.

cameron_keys
03-21-2008, 08:09 AM
I would totally do my hair up all pretty and wear lots of blush and eyeliner and wear nothing else. Like, totally.

I need a man to offer this to. :(

I made this movie. Seriously! Yek has it!! LOLOLOLOL I did a photo shoot in LA a few weeks ago too and one of the scenerios we shot was me in an apron doing dishes...getting all wet and soapy while I stripped everything off. I guess its a common fantasy!

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 08:18 AM
You're a Cannydeean...in Cannyduh.


Yeah, whereas I can just pop across the bridge between Australia and NZ to see her.

So...I'll cash in all my chips and come to Aus...spend all my money on pretty girls for a while. Canadian boys are fun you know. :P

wait...bridge? heyyyyyyy

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 08:19 AM
I heard they have nice peens.

murdock
03-21-2008, 08:19 AM
I made this movie. Seriously! Yek has it!! LOLOLOLOL I did a photo shoot in LA a few weeks ago too and one of the scenerios we shot was me in an apron doing dishes...getting all wet and soapy while I stripped everything off. I guess its a common fantasy!

Please tell me you are going to share some of these shots here...

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 08:22 AM
Please tell me you are going to share some of these shots here...

My thoughts exactly. Cameron is the fantasymeister :)

cameron_keys
03-21-2008, 08:23 AM
Please tell me you are going to share some of these shots here...

The photog said he'd send me some..if he does I will def post them!I really want to see how they turned out..we did a bunch of different scenarios...business suit and glasses, lingerie on the bed, putting on my makeup with only a towel on,taking a bath,excersizing in a track suit in the park..I'm dying to see them!

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 08:26 AM
I heard they have nice peens.

I'm more than just a pretty peens you know. But..um..yeah.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 08:27 AM
I don't need 'more than a pretty peen' right now. I just need a nice peen. I'll get back to you when I want more.

TigersMilk
03-21-2008, 08:28 AM
Someone come clean my catbox. It stinks and it'll take me forever to clean it since my lipo is going to hurt me for a long time.

murdock
03-21-2008, 08:29 AM
I'm more than just a pretty peens you know. But..um..yeah.

Photographic evidence may be required. You know, for science.

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 08:35 AM
I don't need 'more than a pretty peen' right now. I just need a nice peen. I'll get back to you when I want more.

I'm game for being used.


Photographic evidence may be required. You know, for science.

hah...seen one, you've seen them all. Mine's average, six inches...I'm soo average...I'm the poster boy for average Canadian dude. You'll have to use your imagination....for now. ;)

oh...um, is circumcized ok? Is that good in Jewish or bad?

britt244
03-21-2008, 08:38 AM
I have to work tomorrow. I hope it will be good, consider it's such a holy day. LOL

I hope I will be more like myself if I don't take my medication. I don't think I have to take it every day, just when I need to focus.
we will do well at work and we will be unmedicated!!


Butbutbut... :( She was my Valentine and was so happy to get to know someone...

was she doing the secret egg one too i wonder?

my back hurts.

why am i awake at 11:30? my plan was to sleep all day. but i guess that means i can do stuff, tan, work out, and then take a nap til its time for work.

crap, i need to get my work bag out of my car. i need to do work laundry.

britt244
03-21-2008, 08:39 AM
oh and also: yeah fucking right. like hell you didnt.

i have a very distrusting (is that a word?) nature.

beauty21queen
03-21-2008, 08:41 AM
Some people are seriously over-raaated ...........seriously.

britt244
03-21-2008, 08:41 AM
i had a dream that i was a prostitute last night.

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 08:54 AM
I'm game for being used.



hah...seen one, you've seen them all. Mine's average, six inches...I'm soo average...I'm the poster boy for average Canadian dude. You'll have to use your imagination....for now. ;)

oh...um, is circumcized ok? Is that good in Jewish or bad?

We have a whole holiday devoted to circumcising babies in Judaism.

Yekhefah
03-21-2008, 08:54 AM
I want an apron. I don't have one. I never cook in aprons but I'm tired of getting little splatters on my clothes... plus it would just be nice to have a pretty apron!

Lysondra
03-21-2008, 08:55 AM
^ You never cook in one because you don't have one!

Chicagoeditor
03-21-2008, 08:55 AM
i had a dream that i was a prostitute last night.

Ummmm. Details? And was it a pleasant dream or a nightmare?

Yekhefah
03-21-2008, 08:57 AM
Yes. So I need one! Besides, I have some modeling shoots coming up (ack) and I'd like to do some pretty vintage housewife shots. Most of them are old-fashioned pinup shoots... I have this wonderful little old-fashioned hand mixer and it would be great to shoot with that in a frilly apron.

Maybe I'll buy one later. Right now I have to bank up my savings and get some stuff for the house.

britt244
03-21-2008, 09:02 AM
Ummmm. Details? And was it a pleasant dream or a nightmare?

it was.. weird. it was in this weird building and i was supposed to charge $400 and keep half of it. there was this computer and you clicked to see what guys were waiting, and then you were only with them for a reeeeally short time. a girl i knew was working there. the guys i saw were all creepy and gross. one tried to not use a condom and i told him he had to pay more. and i kept forgetting to get paid.

hmm. ok. :-\

Chipmunkcheeks66
03-21-2008, 09:03 AM
Yes. So I need one! Besides, I have some modeling shoots coming up (ack) and I'd like to do some pretty vintage housewife shots. Most of them are old-fashioned pinup shoots... I have this wonderful little old-fashioned hand mixer and it would be great to shoot with that in a frilly apron.

Maybe I'll buy one later. Right now I have to bank up my savings and get some stuff for the house.

If you're looking for a really nice vintage-y ones, look for Jessie Steele. They are really nice, plus you can get all of the coordinating towels and oven mitts too... And they are really well constructed too.

http://theconsumerlink.com/JessieSteele/list/jessaprons/100

britt244
03-21-2008, 09:05 AM
hmm.. lysondra, now i'm going to be poking around etsy all day.

im already waiting for an order from lush, a package from canada of bath cream i bought, and 2 orders from other bath companies.

like i need to order more things.

Bob_Loblaw
03-21-2008, 09:12 AM
I don't get why dudes would want booze and naked girls at 6am.Is there ever a bad time?

Yekhefah
03-21-2008, 09:12 AM
If you're looking for a really nice vintage-y ones, look for Jessie Steele. They are really nice, plus you can get all of the coordinating towels and oven mitts too... And they are really well constructed too.



*squeal* I love those!! I'm bookmarking that page and hopefully soon I can order something!

GoldCoastGirl
03-21-2008, 09:31 AM
For Lysondra


I know it is a bit of work however it has paid off for me ... and there are more then enough choices in Brisbane .... adultmatchmaker.com.au girl!!!

It's how I found Fireman Sam.

It's going to be how I eventually find my final fourth "sex toy".

Off to bed with me. It's nearly 2.30am! :woha:

hockeybobby
03-21-2008, 09:36 AM
Is there ever a bad time?

Yeah, I guess you're right Bob. Just...I wouldn't have thought about it for a fishing outing with the guys that early in the am. But it's cool. There probably isn't any guy thing that isn't improved by the presence of pretty, naked girls. ;)

sxybrat07
03-21-2008, 09:49 AM
Hmm I lost a gift certificate I was gonna use today. Dammit! Must shop anyway, bunny bunny bunny!