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britt244
03-22-2008, 10:14 AM
im SICK of working all the time. even if i didnt work, my friends would be at work so i wouldnt have anything to do. next week is my 2 best friends spring break from school and mine from my day job. nobody wants to do anything but work. i want to roll and its "omg no thats only for christmas and new years!" ok fine then you guys were a lot more fun around the holidays. i want to at least get drunk or SOMETHING. but no. its work work work.

Darcy Foxx
03-22-2008, 10:18 AM
i had acrylic nails put on the other day and the bitch who did them took skin off of every finger on my left hand with the nail file. so in the top corners of each finger there are these tiny little open wounds and it is unbelievably fucking painful.

add to that the massive cut on my index finger from where i fell onto a piece of glass last night, and my left hand is pretty much crippled right now.

Joplin
03-22-2008, 10:41 AM
I worked WAY too hard last night.

I tried to hard for every single dance, I talked to every guy and could hardly get a "yes" to save my life. My knees and shins are trashed trying to put on a really impressive stage for individual guys...but to no avail. I got rained on 3 times, but no one would just buy some damn dances!!

I got yelled at in another language by an irate wife which was pretty awkward. Some random girls were drunk laying on the stage getting their nipples sucked. I danced for a cop and a attorney.

My body finally couldn't take it anymore and I knew I had to go home. I ended up going to IHOP and puking my guts out and when I opened the door a cop was all in my business as to why I was sick. When waiting for my food I passed out and the waitress actually had to wake me up to eat.

After all of that I still had a 45 minute drive home. When I finally got home I just collapsed on the floor and gave up. I was so sick and my brain and body was so exerted I was just laying there not even able to go to sleep. I missed my goal by 15 bucks (I had it before tip out) and can honestly say I would have keeled over if I tried for one last dance.

I feel like I worked harder and not smarter and that it was stupid. I guess it's better than giving up, but for the price my mind and body is paying now...I dunno.

Mikey35
03-22-2008, 10:54 AM
Wow, I can't believe that I've just killed my entire morning reading through the last 400 pages of this thread. Definately my favorite thread I've found here so far. Kind of like a running daily journal of everyone's lives. Such interesting people here. :) All of the ups and downs in people's lives. Lots of happy, silly, sad, agngry on every page. Emotion everywhere. Oh, and recipes too. What more could you ask? I think I may be addicted to this thread.

britt244
03-22-2008, 11:03 AM
ok, so i yelled at the instructor on my yoga dvd. i do not feel worked out and i do not feel happy. i turned it off part way through. did some crunches and stretching and thats about it. im not in a working out mood today.

and i'll be paying for that when i eat so much junk tomorrow for dinner at my aunt's. maybe i'll wake up a little early and do yoga in the morning - with a different dvd that doesnt make me want to scream "fuck you fuck you fuck you" at the tv.

kaiarose
03-22-2008, 11:05 AM
I just did some weight lifting and my arms are still all shaky! I'm trying to type and my chest muscle keeps twitching. Ahh, it hurts soooo good!

Lunarobverse
03-22-2008, 11:06 AM
AHHHHHHHHH another reason for me to be in Portland!

You know he was just visiting, right?

Also, WELCOME BACK WE MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Darcy Foxx
03-22-2008, 11:08 AM
i'm just 50 people away from 15,000 myspace friends. woo

Bob_Loblaw
03-22-2008, 11:09 AM
I've been thinking about Whoppers all morning because of Kat's thread. That's it, I'm off to BK to pick up a Whopper and a poutine

stellaforstars
03-22-2008, 11:19 AM
I think I'm developing a klonopin addiction.

All Good Things
03-22-2008, 11:41 AM
"Top 10 List of Things to Do on Daddy-Daughter Night"

By the Angel of the Century

Translations (in parens) by TOO

1. Snogl (Snuggle)
2. Reseling with Jasmin (Wrestling with Jasmine, the cock-blocking love dog)
3. Love dag liking us (yeah!)
4. Kary up stars (Carry her up the stairs just for fun)
5. TV (not for long)
6. Praxtising gimnastix (A new health club)
7. Plaining with Jasmin (lots of Jasmine time)
8. Fed (Dinner)
9. Bed (after a 20-minute struggle)
10. Next story (Daddy reads to her)

Joplin
03-22-2008, 11:41 AM
My dad just called me to tell me that he saw a giant easter bunny's butt jump over the fence, leaving an easter basket with my name written on it.

I love my dad. He's so cool. I love that I'm still his little baby girl and when we talk we don't have to be so damn grown up and serious all the time. I love that he always asks how my day is going and REALLY wants to know. I love that he'll turn off any T.V. program (except a Denver Broncos game;) ) for me, and not just when I'm having a huge problem. I love that he sings in the car with me and always brings me treats from the convenience store when he goes. I love that he doesn't judge me, that I can voice really controversial opinions and even if he doesn't agree he doesn't get all worked up like so many people do.

Basically my dad is the best dad ever. I don't know where or who I'd be without him. I really hope my children have a father that awesome.

Bob_Loblaw
03-22-2008, 11:53 AM
I've been thinking about Whoppers all morning because of Kat's thread. That's it, I'm off to BK to pick up a Whopper and a poutine
And there it is in all its glory...
17333

phillyvixen
03-22-2008, 11:59 AM
My dad just called me to tell me that he saw a giant easter bunny's butt jump over the fence, leaving an easter basket with my name written on it.

I love my dad. He's so cool. I love that I'm still his little baby girl and when we talk we don't have to be so damn grown up and serious all the time. I love that he always asks how my day is going and REALLY wants to know. I love that he'll turn off any T.V. program (except a Denver Broncos game;) ) for me, and not just when I'm having a huge problem. I love that he sings in the car with me and always brings me treats from the convenience store when he goes. I love that he doesn't judge me, that I can voice really controversial opinions and even if he doesn't agree he doesn't get all worked up like so many people do.

Basically my dad is the best dad ever. I don't know where or who I'd be without him. I really hope my children have a father that awesome.

That is so super sweet. I can only hope my daughter will adore her daddy like that!


I ACTUALLY accomplished stuff today, laundry and general picking up that hasn't been done in forever. Usually when my husband asks what i was up to that day i tell him keeping our daughter alive :) Now i can say i did chores too!

Layla is sleeping in her big girl crib. She's never napped in there before and she looks so little!!
She is already up one diaper size and officially grown out of her NB sized clothes. I noticed today when she couldn't completely straighten her legs in her sleeper. She is such a good little grower!
I can't beleive she will be a month old on monday.
Time sure does fly when you are sleep deprived!

Hubby got me such an awesome diamond bezel for my rolex. It is now the most perfect watch i have ever seen. Just the right amount of bling and class. I will cherish it forever!

cameron_keys
03-22-2008, 12:01 PM
And there it is in all its glory...
http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=17332&d=1206211956

Kitteh gonna git yur cheezburger!!

SundayMorning
03-22-2008, 12:08 PM
You know he was just visiting, right?

Also, WELCOME BACK WE MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

Awww nuts. I no can has Neil. :(

Oh I feel human again. Nommed on breakfast tacos like only SA can do them, took a Honeybee/Ceridwen's Cauldren bath and washed my hair with my new Godiva solid shampoo (mehh yet to fall in love but it smells so good), and now I'm lying in bed SWing with Jake completely unconscious beside me. He's so tuckered. I don't know if that means he played a lot at the kennel (he apparently made buddies with a border collie) or if he just didn't sleep well (which I'm afraid of because he always sleeps with us and I didn't want him to be neurotic in our absence). Soft, sweet-smelling and lazy family. It's good times.

SundayMorning
03-22-2008, 12:12 PM
Oh yeah, one thing I forgot about my vacation is that my mommy bought me a ton of makeup from Prescriptives. I have powder, blush (the exact same color as my Nars Orgasm that I lost, wah!), a whole new set of eyeshadows (in gold/sage/rose colors that blend so well together), mascara, concealer and some nice brushes for it all. It was almost $300 worth of makeup that she just randomly splurged on. She's only guilty about buying stuff for herself. It was awesome. I'll post pics on the Stripper Makeup thread when my face clears up a little from being sick and periody.

Darcy Foxx
03-22-2008, 12:14 PM
yay. 15,000 friends.

veronicavale
03-22-2008, 12:18 PM
So worth it to eat healthy all week because I just got Long John Silvers and it tasted SO GOOD! And I got extra crispies!!!

TheTempest
03-22-2008, 12:39 PM
2. Tempest-- that sucks. I had insomnia too for a week and wouldn't you know it but driving 34 hours cured that (thank God.) Why do you have insomnia and how long have you had it?


I had a bit of a stressful day on Thursday and I just couldn't sleep. It's rare that I have insomnia, but I've had it since I was a teenager, due to random nightmares or stress. Then last night I accidentally took the wrong medication (which might have added to the insomnia on Thursday although I didn't take it on Thursday).

I was just put on Ritalin for ADHD but I stopped taking it Wednesday and the doctor prescribed Adderall to try and minimalize the horrific headaches the Ritalin caused. But like an idiot, I thought I threw the Ritalin out on Friday when the doc prescribed the Adderall. Nope. Mistook it for my Paxil (anti-depressant).

michele_b
03-22-2008, 12:39 PM
Post #750. I am a featured member. Yay!!

TheTempest
03-22-2008, 12:40 PM
I've been eating like shit lately. And today is no different.

I need to get back on track.

I'm wondering if I should try the new ADHD medication today. Maybe it won't make me feel like shit at work. -researches the effects/side effects-

Also, I WANT MAPLE CANDY! I've never had it!!! EVER!

britt244
03-22-2008, 12:46 PM
i feel a freak out coming on. a major one. i need to get out of this funk and i need to get out of it now.

fancygirl
03-22-2008, 12:52 PM
hockey bobby-- I do use maple syrup, however if I had to choose between syrup or candy I'm thinking candy :D

Mily
03-22-2008, 01:00 PM
I have a headache. I think it's time to log off for a bit.

fancygirl
03-22-2008, 01:09 PM
time to take doggster for a walk and go to whole foods. oo, and reupping on my diet pills. yay (lol, that's actually not sarcasm)

Mikey35
03-22-2008, 01:24 PM
So I decided to cook a welcome home dinner for Liz last night, to celebrate the first night in her new home. One of my hobbies is dabbling at being a gourmet chef, so I decided to go all out.

I decided to make a Veal Sentino, which is veal scallopini with asparagus and cheese. I used fortina cheese to give it a bit of a kick. Each piece of veal gets 2 asparagus spears on top and then is covered with slices of the fortina so it can melt over the sides and cover the veal when cooking. To finish off, a simple sauce made from melted butter and lemon juce and some buttered noodles on the side.

I paired the meal with a nice bottle of Chateau Fuisse Pouilly-Fuisse that I had in my wine rack. It's a French Maconnais white wine with a nice fruity but firm taste. Pairing wines with food is one of my favorite things to do as the perfect pairing will elevate the entire culinary experience.

The meal was a big hit and Liz complained to me that if I keep cooking like this, she's going to get fat, lol. She told me that she forgot how good of a cook I was. Awwww, that was nice to hear.

Lady Jade
03-22-2008, 01:54 PM
I finished my card to Jade... mail on Tuesday. P:

Woo hoo! I get mail from Lysondra!! :dance:


1. LadyJade-- why are you so hungry all the time? What's your medical condition?

Hyperthyroid. Pair that with my naturally high Asian metabolism, and yea... constant hunger. :( I just had a ridiculously huge lunch at my favorite restaurant followed by a giant piece of cake... and I'm starving again. My stomach is actually growling! :O

britt244
03-22-2008, 01:57 PM
im about to stick some more people on ignore. i think you're a damn fake.

Lady Jade
03-22-2008, 02:02 PM
im about to stick some more people on ignore. i think you're a damn fake.

*sigh* britt figured me out. I'm really a 12 year-old boy from Greenland whose penis was severed in a horrific farming accident... :-[

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 02:16 PM
You know, I used to think pill boxes with the days of the week on them were silly and old people-esque, but after taking every single vitamin and supplement I'm supposed to on time, I think these are awesome!

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 02:21 PM
im about to stick some more people on ignore. i think you're a damn fake.
Oh really? If it is me, thank you. It's nice to know that I shared something foolishly with someone who makes assumptions.

I suppose if I'm one of the people you'll be ignoring, you won't respond anyway.


Do do do do.....

britt244
03-22-2008, 02:25 PM
Oh really? If it is me, thank you. It's nice to know that I shared something foolishly with someone who makes assumptions.

I suppose if I'm one of the people you'll be ignoring, you won't respond anyway.


Do do do do.....
shut up. i was talking about lady jade. duuuuuuh.

Lady Jade
03-22-2008, 02:29 PM
shut up. i was talking about lady jade. duuuuuuh.

*waggles stumpy penis at britt*

:P

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 02:29 PM
Also, I WANT MAPLE CANDY! I've never had it!!! EVER!

the hockeybobby knows ;)

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 02:32 PM
hockey bobby-- I do use maple syrup, however if I had to choose between syrup or candy I'm thinking candy :D

fancygirl will have candy ;)

la429
03-22-2008, 02:34 PM
It really bothers me when I'm at work and I ask a guy for a dance and he's like "I would really love to but I'm all out of money!" and then 5 seconds later I see him in the lap dance room. I wish guys would just have the balls to say "NO!"

stellaforstars
03-22-2008, 02:38 PM
Sometimes pills aren't so bad. A few klonopin helped me sleep allll day long.

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 02:39 PM
shut up. i was talking about lady jade. duuuuuuh.

OK.

Way to go, Ms. Face of Maturity:-*

britt244
03-22-2008, 02:47 PM
OK.

Way to go, Ms. Face of Maturity:-*

why are you being a bitch? did i miss something? since when are we not posting our snide little "i dont like someone but im not saying whooo" comments? you do it too! and hell, if i wouldnt get in trouble, i'd SAY who i didnt like and when and why. but thats what ignore is for.. that way i can pretend they just dont exist, haha.

OdysseusNJ
03-22-2008, 02:51 PM
*sigh* britt figured me out. I'm really a 12 year-old boy from Greenland whose penis was severed in a horrific farming accident... :-[

WTF DID YOU PUT IN THOSE COOKIES?

Lady Jade
03-22-2008, 02:53 PM
WTF DID YOU PUT IN THOSE COOKIES?

Umm.... }:D

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 02:54 PM
I took the liberty of putting you on ignore so it saves us both the effort B.

britt244
03-22-2008, 02:55 PM
hahahahaha ok. talk about mature.

Lady Jade
03-22-2008, 02:55 PM
Did I miss something? /:O

britt244
03-22-2008, 02:57 PM
Did I miss something? /:O

i think *i* missed something. i say im putting someone on ignore and BG thought that someone was her.. why she would assume that when i say someone is fake that meant her i'm not quite sure.. so now she put me on ignore. ::)

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 02:57 PM
Nope, it's taken care of LJ. Carry on. ;)

OdysseusNJ
03-22-2008, 02:57 PM
Did I miss something? /:O

Don't worry about it let's just work on the antidote for whatever it was in those cookies that makes me hallucinate little Greenland boys as hot Asian girls, K? I could be making some *big* mistakes.

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 02:58 PM
Sometimes pills aren't so bad. A few klonopin helped me sleep allll day long.

Have you tried Melatonin stella? Forgive me if I've asked already (oldtimer's disease). Sleeping and sleeping is good for these times.

cameron_keys
03-22-2008, 02:58 PM
What the hell?? I missed something too...why are you girls fighting? Cant we all just get along?