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Lady Jade
03-22-2008, 05:40 PM
So boy and I took his little cousin to an autograph session near our old college with one of our former star players who is now in the NFL. It was held at a store that we've been going to since they opened (great staff, best prices for team merch, etc). It was supposed to be $20 for each autograph on an item not purchased in the store that day. Boy brought one thing and little cousin brought 3.

As we got into the store, one of the owners leans over and tells the rest of the staff, "she's a REALLY good customer, do whatever she wants, keep her happy" and looked over at me. The girl at the register rang me up for the $40 book I bought to get signed, and that's it. I didn't pay for a single autograph even though we got FOUR. As we were leaving, the owner came over to us and told us that if we had time, we should stop back in at the end of the autograph session so we could spend a few minutes talking to said star player. If we didn't have lunch plans already, we totally would have! (We did go back later to buy some shirts, though.)

How cool is that, I'm like a local celebrity! :D

Mily
03-22-2008, 05:44 PM
Dammit, my club quit offering the 2 free weekday night housefees if I worked a double on a Sunday. Guess I'm just gonna have to work both Sunday and Monday night instead. Also, tonight is Fight Night... fuck that mess.

doc-catfish
03-22-2008, 05:49 PM
A Choco Taco sounds good about right now.

cameron_keys
03-22-2008, 05:55 PM
A Choco Taco sounds good about right now.
Pink Taco what? Who now?






yes...I know..I'm 12 yrs old...

fancygirl
03-22-2008, 05:56 PM
I'm watching the end of titanic. it's easy to forget what a great movie it is.

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 06:05 PM
*steals BG's sandwich*

*leaves behind... umm... some pens?*
Oh good, I need some pens.

krchab99
03-22-2008, 06:08 PM
oh fuckity fuck fuckity the neighbors are having some easter crap for the kids and i don't want to go i am sleepy i have been up alot more then i sleep lately and don't feel like being social at all but i quess i will paint my happy face on and go outside and pretend i want to color eggs.

Ps i am venting here the kids will never know i don't feel like being there. :)

blondi553
03-22-2008, 06:08 PM
i have watched titanic 2 times now in the past 2 days....im wierd

blondi553
03-22-2008, 06:10 PM
the morning sickness kicked in about 3 days ago now....damn these ticker things are very very accurate!

LuckyOne
03-22-2008, 06:14 PM
I am an otter. :sing: A fuzzy sea otter.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7sxwHLRKKg&feature=related

Lady Jade
03-22-2008, 06:14 PM
Oh good, I need some pens.

Boy's brother was in Afghanistan for 15 months with the army, and when we asked him what he wanted us to send him, he requested pens so he could give them out to the little Afghani children (they wanted them because they all wanted to go to school, apparently). Since their dad is a letter carrier, he hit up all the offices on his route to see if they had extra pens to give us. Well, there are hundreds of Afghani kids walking around with Viagra pens as the doctors were more than happy to get rid of the extra inventory! :D

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 06:34 PM
I'm watching the end of titanic. it's easy to forget what a great movie it is.

The non-believable love story didn't quite ruin what was definitely a damn good boat-sinking. Well, that was my take on it anyways. :)

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 06:38 PM
oh fuckity fuck fuckity the neighbors are having some easter crap for the kids and i don't want to go i am sleepy i have been up alot more then i sleep lately and don't feel like being social at all but i quess i will paint my happy face on and go outside and pretend i want to color eggs.

Ps i am venting here the kids will never know i don't feel like being there. :)

haha...stupid easter crap egg painting stupid neighbours !!!
That's funny krchab...good venting :D

StrawberrySwitchblade
03-22-2008, 06:41 PM
I fucking hate my Monster-in-law. She defies reason. Fucking clingy, and goes to every extent to keep her son dependent on her. And it drives me insane. Susan, fuck off!!! Jesus Christ.

Blade
03-22-2008, 06:50 PM
I test for my cdl A in the morning and even tho I know the test and have studied the oral portion and the rest...I'm nervous as hell.

stellaforstars
03-22-2008, 06:51 PM
I think I've had 200 calories today. That's probably bad, isn't it?

eta: How many pills can I take before I accidentally overdose? Trazodone and Klonopin are the ones I'm workin' with here. Don't wanna die. Well, I do, but I won't. Just want to sleep for the next 24 hours or so.

OdysseusNJ
03-22-2008, 07:05 PM
Yay random postcards from SWers!

Alaska says "Sup!" to everyone!

cameron_keys
03-22-2008, 07:09 PM
I think I've had 200 calories today. That's probably bad, isn't it?

eta: How many pills can I take before I accidentally overdose? Trazodone and Klonopin are the ones I'm workin' with here. Don't wanna die. Well, I do, but I won't. Just want to sleep for the next 24 hours or so.
NONONONONONONONONO

Honey PLEASE dont do this. You have no idea the impact this will have on all of us here. Do you have someone you can call RIGHT NOW? A good friend, a therapist? Please call them and if possible,dont be alone tonight.

I'm VERY worried about you. I was right there where you are not long ago...i know how it feels. Please dont be alone.

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 07:10 PM
Fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Mom is having another round of akathisia reaction. She will be admitted into the hospital for another week! And they STILL don't know what's making her sick.

OdysseusNJ
03-22-2008, 07:14 PM
Fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. Mom is having another round of akathisia reaction. She will be admitted into the hospital for another week! And they STILL don't know what's making her sick.

Aww I'm sorry, my mom's in the hospital again too. I'm bringing her Easter flowers tomorrow. Hope you do OK. :hug:

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 07:16 PM
Where is my energy??

cameron_keys
03-22-2008, 07:17 PM
Where is my energy??
It's in my pants...come get it!}:D

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 07:20 PM
Damn, you stole it!

*tackles Cam*

cameron_keys
03-22-2008, 07:21 PM
Noooooo...she be stealin' mah ENERGEEEEEEEEE.....

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 07:23 PM
stella, just take enough to sleep for 8 hours, then when you wake up, if you want to sleep more, take more. That's safer.

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 07:23 PM
$%*&)((*%$#@!!

WTF, I get rid of one yeast infection, and one week later after my period, it comes back now. :(

fancygirl
03-22-2008, 07:26 PM
candida?

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 07:34 PM
M wants to buy an electric skateboard to go to work. I asked why he didn't use his bike. He said well. he only wants to use it to go downhill and then carry it uphill. I said, why does it need to be electric for that? he said he didn't know. I said, then couldn't your bike do the same? he said, 'but my bike is heavy'....

it's a beach bike...wtf...heavy?

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 07:36 PM
You don't have to carry a bike up the hill...it's got, like, wheels and shit.

oooh oooh tell him not to waste his money on a skateboard. see how he likes it.

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 07:38 PM
^ I don't get it.. he can roll it up the hills? Or get a fucking license? I dunno.


ANYWAY! DEAL OF A LIFETIME WEE... my friend needs help buying a computer and getting it setup for a company so I'm doing it for him...

in return (his company is a car fixing/painting company) I'm getting my bumper panel fixed from a small injury and my entire car arbrushed metallic purple. Sweet.

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 07:41 PM
nice goin'....that sounds like a COOL paint job. Pimpin' :D

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 07:43 PM
I'm getting the part around the wheels and bumper a slightly darker shade so it looks super cool. And all I gotta do is help a guy buy a computer and show him how to use programs. <3

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 07:44 PM
You know...you're good at that computer stuff. If you like doing that, there's no reason you couldn't do it for other people too, for cash, for a sideline biz.

TigersMilk
03-22-2008, 07:54 PM
Waiting for my percoset to kick in. My left bu-thigh is kinda numb around my lipo hole. I think lipo is one of the hardest elective surgeries to go through. I've been a loaf all day. Laying on my couch. Doing nothing.

krchab99
03-22-2008, 07:56 PM
A Choco Taco sounds good about right now.


those are awsome you can get them at toca bell and probaly any good humar freezer in a convinace store. i hope you get one soon eat one for me lol.

LuckyOne
03-22-2008, 07:56 PM
Waiting for my percoset to kick in. My left bu-thigh is kinda numb around my lipo hole. I think lipo is one of the hardest elective surgeries to go through. I've been a loaf all day. Laying on my couch. Doing nothing.

Yup. I'm jus sittin home, bein sick, waitin to get better. Anybody see any good movies lately?

krchab99
03-22-2008, 08:02 PM
this thread moves fast i have notied if you blink your last post is pages away lol. and hockeybobby laughs at me alot but its all good i asume he is laughing with me not at me lol :)

TigersMilk
03-22-2008, 08:04 PM
Yup. I'm jus sittin home, bein sick, waitin to get better. Anybody see any good movies lately?

I watched the first 4 episodes of Death Note. Watched Urban Legend today. I'm boring. I want something sweet. I guess I'll have a diet sprite. boo. Hopes you feel better soon.

G-Real
03-22-2008, 08:09 PM
M wants to buy an electric skateboard to go to work. I asked why he didn't use his bike. He said well. he only wants to use it to go downhill and then carry it uphill. I said, why does it need to be electric for that? he said he didn't know. I said, then couldn't your bike do the same? he said, 'but my bike is heavy'....

it's a beach bike...wtf...heavy?

I gotta agree with you Lys....but i gotta admit HILLs SUCK! even on a bike ;D

Katrine
03-22-2008, 08:14 PM
I have a new skin tag, yay! Its in the same place under my armpit as the old one. I guess its from shaving. I really ought to hold that part of my pit more taught.

What should I name him this time?

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 08:17 PM
skippy? ^^^

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 08:18 PM
I could make a fucking pizza with my yeasty vag, yo! Just add a clove of garlic, some pepperonis, and there you have it!

:wince:

Lady Jade
03-22-2008, 08:19 PM
I have a new skin tag, yay! Its in the same place under my armpit as the old one. I guess its from shaving. I really ought to hold that part of my pit more taught.

What should I name him this time?

Name it Herb!

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 08:19 PM
this thread moves fast i have notied if you blink your last post is pages away lol. and hockeybobby laughs at me alot but its all good i asume he is laughing with me not at me lol :)

yup krchab, you make me smile a lot. You assume correctly...only the kindest thoughts for you. :D

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 08:33 PM
Those car forum guys are being wankers again. One of them did a whole stalking research thing on me and found out I was a self-confessed gold digger and they all started calling me names again. Wow.

MsQwerty
03-22-2008, 08:34 PM
I totally get it, scating / cycling different strokes for different folks. Skate boards are much easier to carry up hills, or down for that matter! Try taking a bike over the hill to West Burleigh - never again! :)


M wants to buy an electric skateboard to go to work. I asked why he didn't use his bike. He said well. he only wants to use it to go downhill and then carry it uphill. I said, why does it need to be electric for that? he said he didn't know. I said, then couldn't your bike do the same? he said, 'but my bike is heavy'....

it's a beach bike...wtf...heavy?

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 08:36 PM
Those car forum guys are being wankers again. One of them did a whole stalking research thing on me and found out I was a self-confessed gold digger and they all started calling me names again. Wow.

Put up the link so we can go tell them to STFU.
oh, and I have candy...and lolipops

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 08:40 PM
It's a private forum area and if I linked it they'd KNOW I 'brought in the cavalry' and I'd look like a bigger douche.

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 08:40 PM
I totally get it, scating / cycling different strokes for different folks. Skate boards are much easier to carry up hills, or down for that matter! Try taking a bike over the hill to West Burleigh - never again! :)

Yes, but he should be bugged and teased about spending money on a skateboard...that's what he does when she spends for fun. Two wrongs = Revenge.

MsQwerty
03-22-2008, 08:41 PM
Tsk, we have an orange day moth inside the house. I hope its not a fertile female whos going to lay eggs everywhere. Weve had so many orange day moth caterpillars outside of the house this year, I feel sorry for them. I think the wet cooler summer has driven them from their usual laying / living places to under the eaves of the house.