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MsQwerty
03-22-2008, 08:43 PM
Yes, but he should be bugged and teased about spending money on a skateboard...that's what he does when she spends for fun. Two wrongs = Revenge.

Maybe. Im not into tit for tat type scenarios myself, no need for it IMO :)

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 08:46 PM
It's a private forum area and if I linked it they'd KNOW I 'brought in the cavalry' and I'd look like a bigger douche.

What to do then? Maybe don't go there...ignore? Pricks. My feelings would be hurt if I knew someone was running me down on a message board. /:O

haha...I just ran THEM down...hypocrite!

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 08:48 PM
Maybe. Im not into tit for tat type scenarios myself, no need for it IMO :)

You are right of course. I'm only half serious ;)

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 08:58 PM
Maybe. Im not into tit for tat type scenarios myself, no need for it IMO :)

Neither am I. All it says is that I want to control him too. And that leaves me suseptible to more controlling.

MsQwerty
03-22-2008, 09:03 PM
^^^ (-:
I am slightly pissed off that one of the bands I played for is reforming for a friends birthday and they havent asked me to play. I was the last bass player they had and I wouldnt mind so much if they asked the original one. Instead they have asked someone who hardly even knew the friend and has never played in the band.
Oh well it gives me more drinking time with the friends anyway...

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 09:06 PM
Awww, that sucks! :(

Lunch?! Today? :D

Mikey35
03-22-2008, 09:14 PM
I think I've had 200 calories today. That's probably bad, isn't it?

eta: How many pills can I take before I accidentally overdose? Trazodone and Klonopin are the ones I'm workin' with here. Don't wanna die. Well, I do, but I won't. Just want to sleep for the next 24 hours or so.

Please feel better Stella. I wrote this for you after I read this:

Do not judge me by the face I show on the outside,
but look deep within my soul.
For it is there you will see who I truly am.
Our bodies are but an illusion
meant to protect our heart from pain.
But it cannot shelter us from the pain inflicted by words.
Take care before you speak that
which will cause a heart to ache.
And if you love someone,
surround that heart gently with tenderness.
A loving heart is given completely,
in trust and faith
that it will be cherished for all time.

TigersMilk
03-22-2008, 09:21 PM
For you stella
What happens if I overdose?
• Seek emergency medical attention if an overdose is suspected.
• Symptoms of a Klonopin (clonazepam) overdose may include drowsiness, dizziness, confusion, a slow heart beat, difficulty breathing, difficulty walking and talking, an appearance of being drunk, and unconsciousness.
http://www.drugs.com/klonopin.html

Please stop taking more than you need to. The last few symptoms there: slow heart beat, difficulty breathing, walking and talking you might not even notice till its too late. :'( You may simply feel sleepy and not wake up. If you're unconscious ..you won't be able to wake up to help yourself in case of an emergency. Will you check in to say you're ok? Please.

MsQwerty
03-22-2008, 09:22 PM
Awww, that sucks! :(

Lunch?! Today? :D

Im not in Brisbane yet, lol.
I forgot to do my work roster for this week :-[ Ill have to see what if I can be added later... Im busy tomorrow btw. If i can Ill do Wed, Thurs, Fri I think. Fuck saturday, the moon goes into Capricorn, lol.

Joplin
03-22-2008, 09:23 PM
can I eat slimy carrots? or will I get sick?

hardkandee
03-22-2008, 09:24 PM
TigersMilk, that little ninja is so cool.

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 09:25 PM
LOL! I PWNED THE CAR COMMUNITY.

I told them they get no more sexy pics because the few wankers who insulted me ruined it for the rest of them... and now they're fighting EACHOTHER.

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 09:28 PM
Can I have the link to this car community? Will you PM me it?

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 09:29 PM
You have to sign up to be a member of the thread they were mocking me on.. so if you came in, they'd know I gave details.:/

cameron_keys
03-22-2008, 09:29 PM
LOL! I PWNED THE CAR COMMUNITY.

I told them they get no more sexy pics because the few wankers who insulted me ruined it for the rest of them... and now they're fighting EACHOTHER.

Fabulous!

MsQwerty
03-22-2008, 09:33 PM
can I eat slimy carrots? or will I get sick?

Ugh, could you really eat the is the question, Id be gagging ;D
Probably not a good idea :)

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 09:35 PM
Well how fair is that that you keep talking about it and won't give details? :P

Joplin
03-22-2008, 09:36 PM
damn...and that carrot looked so good...:D

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 09:37 PM
Because it makes me feel better to rant. :shakesfist:

Also, Darcy is a sweetheart. <3

Also, M keeps eating my kosher biscuits! GET AWAY! :P

MsQwerty
03-22-2008, 09:38 PM
hahaha

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 09:38 PM
I found the YUMMIEST kosher bikkies... and he's stealing them! MY BIKKIES!

Mily
03-22-2008, 09:39 PM
Will (http://Will) you check in to say you're ok? Please.


STELLA: Yes. PLEASE. You are working with 2 VERY powerful drugs here. A tranquilizer and a sedative. PLEASE check in as soon as you wake up, and only take your prescribed dosages from now on. PLEASE? If you really feel that you need stronger medications, PLEASE contact your doctor ASAP.

StrawberrySwitchblade
03-22-2008, 09:40 PM
Fuck. I just realized I can't stay here as long as I thought we could. I had set up my pet mice with a weekend's worth of food (because that's how long I was told we were stayng) but Boyfriend wants to stay until Thursday. I can't. I have to feed the mice.

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 09:43 PM
WOOOOO! I was playing my music randomly and Warrant's Cherry Pie came on. Now I'm rocking out!!

MsQwerty
03-22-2008, 09:44 PM
ARRRRGGGHHHHH, Lysndra can you not have Shabu-Shabu anymore?:shocking:

MsQwerty
03-22-2008, 09:46 PM
Fuck, I have to run out the door before finding out the answer.

MsQwerty
03-22-2008, 09:46 PM
>contemplates morning loss of Shabu buddy<

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 09:48 PM
I CAN I CAN!

There's no milk!

Just no pork shabushabu!

Mikey35
03-22-2008, 09:50 PM
I found the YUMMIEST kosher bikkies... and he's stealing them! MY BIKKIES!

I think it's great that you've really thrown yourself into the whole Jewish thing. As a Jew myself (not religious though), it's really refreshing to see someone who's so into it. So have you learned any Yiddish yet? Every good Jew needs to at least know a few phrases. :)

Zol zein mit glik! - Good luck!

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 09:52 PM
I KNOW TWO WORDS! :D

I also know like two whole letters!

SHABOT SHALOM!

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 09:52 PM
I'm a bad jew, though. I still work and use electronics on Shabbat. :/

fancygirl
03-22-2008, 10:00 PM
^yeah but you get bonus points for having a rabbi who has the hots for you.

Mikey35
03-22-2008, 10:02 PM
I'm a bad jew, though. I still work and use electronics on Shabbat. :/

Don't worry too much about it. You're a better than Jew than me and I've had over 30 years to practice, lol. Here's a yiddish glossary you can poke around in to find some nice phrases to use. Everything is spelled phonetically so it should be easy to learn a few if you want to. :)

http://www.pass.to/glossary/Default.htm

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 10:07 PM
^yeah but you get bonus points for having a rabbi who has the hots for you.

And he's cute under the fluffy beard, too.

Alia_of_the_Knife
03-22-2008, 10:08 PM
Lysandora. I am not Jewish. I have never been jewish. But the school I went to growing up was Jewish and I am considered the most Jewish goy by most Jews. My ex-boyfriend was married to a Jewish woman (who he has a kid by), and he went to shabbat and everything though he never converted. Together we were the most Jewish non-Jews on the planet. I speak Yiddish with a mean streak. Many english words are yiddish and you probably know them all ready. These are easy:

schlong- penis
shmuck- contemptible idiot
shemozzle- fight
tush- ass
mazel- luck
famisht- confused (my usual state of being)
spiel- long sales pitch. often what we do to customers

Those are just a few I can think of right now. It's a very onomatopoetic language. Things just kind of make sense sounding a certain way.

Lysondra
03-22-2008, 10:09 PM
I know those ones!

fancygirl
03-22-2008, 10:11 PM
And he's cute under the fluffy beard, too.

yeah, you're just trying to fulfill your Jewish House episode }:D

Mily
03-22-2008, 10:11 PM
I want to find a good recipe for Mango Flan. That sounds utterly delicious right now, and I used to make the yummiest plain Flan. I want to make some for my Grandma's welcoming on Tuesday.

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 10:19 PM
Alia: I quoted you in my siggy, but don't tell anyone it was out of Stripping General, I'm not supposed to go there....shhhh our little secret ;)

Mikey35
03-22-2008, 10:21 PM
I want to find a good recipe for Mango Flan. That sounds utterly delicious right now, and I used to make the yummiest plain Flan. I want to make some for my Grandma's welcoming on Tuesday.

Mango Flan

The Caramel:
Scant 1/4 cup water
3/4 cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon lemon juice (optional)

The Flan (custard)
5 eggs, room temperature
1 can evaporated milk (12 oz.)
1 can sweet condensed milk (14 oz.)
1 cup mango pulp (3 or 4 mangos, depending on size)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Deep baking dish, 1 1/2 to 2 quart capacity

Method: The Caramel:
Place the water, sugar and lemon juice in a small heavy saucepan. Put on medium-low heat and boil until the color becomes a clear golden brown. During this process, occasionally swirl the saucepan over the heat. When it has reached the desired color, immediately pour this caramel into the baking dish that you'll be making the flan in. This prevents further cooking of the caramel plus the bitter taste of overcooked caramel. Completely cover the bottom and a bit of the sides of this baking dish. Set aside.

Method: The Flan (custard)
Preheat oven to 350°F.

Peel and cut the mangos into pieces. Use a blender to purée the pieces. Put this purée through a sieve to separate and remove the fibers. Set the mango purée aside for now.

In a large mixing bowl, stir the eggs together with a whisk until blended. Add the evaporated milk and the sweetened condensed milk. Stir again with the whisk until blended. Pass this milk mixture through a sieve into another large mixing bowl. Add the mango purée and the vanilla extract. Blend completely, meaning there are no streaky colors.

Pour this flan mixture into the baking dish. Place the baking dish into a larger baking pan. Carefully add super hot water (from the faucet) to that pan, until the water reaches about half-way up the sides of the flan baking dish.

Place the pan into the oven, and set your timer for 1 hour. After 1 hour, check for doneness by inserting a dinner knife or a toothpick into the center of the flan. If it doesn't come out clean, give it about 10 or 15 minutes more, checking every 5 minutes.

When done, remove the flan baking dish to cool on a wire rack. When the flan has cooled down to room temperature, place in the refrigerator.

This dessert tastes best when refrigerator-chilled. When you're ready to serve it, first run a dinner knife all around the sides, to loosen it. Then place a large platter over it, take a deep breath, and turn the whole thing around. Remove the baking dish. In fact, if you have some leftover mango, you could use it sliced, as a topping for the individual flan servings.

Enjoy :)

Samba
03-22-2008, 10:24 PM
Oh shit I have to renew my car insurance before midnight.

Yekhefah
03-22-2008, 10:26 PM
I KNOW TWO WORDS! :D

I also know like two whole letters!

SHABOT SHALOM!

That's not Yiddish, that's Hebrew! In Yiddish you would say "Gut Shabbos."

Mily
03-22-2008, 10:32 PM
Mango Flan

The Caramel:
Scant 1/4 cup water
3/4 cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon lemon juice (optional)

The Flan (custard)
5 eggs, room temperature
1 can evaporated milk (12 oz.)
1 can sweet condensed milk (14 oz.)
1 cup mango pulp (3 or 4 mangos, depending on size)
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Deep baking dish, 1 1/2 to 2 quart capacity

Method: The Caramel:
Place the water, sugar and lemon juice in a small heavy saucepan. Put on medium-low heat and boil until the color becomes a clear golden brown. During this process, occasionally swirl the saucepan over the heat. When it has reached the desired color, immediately pour this caramel into the baking dish that you'll be making the flan in. This prevents further cooking of the caramel plus the bitter taste of overcooked caramel. Completely cover the bottom and a bit of the sides of this baking dish. Set aside.

Method: The Flan (custard)
Preheat oven to 350°F.

Peel and cut the mangos into pieces. Use a blender to purée the pieces. Put this purée through a sieve to separate and remove the fibers. Set the mango purée aside for now.

In a large mixing bowl, stir the eggs together with a whisk until blended. Add the evaporated milk and the sweetened condensed milk. Stir again with the whisk until blended. Pass this milk mixture through a sieve into another large mixing bowl. Add the mango purée and the vanilla extract. Blend completely, meaning there are no streaky colors.

Pour this flan mixture into the baking dish. Place the baking dish into a larger baking pan. Carefully add super hot water (from the faucet) to that pan, until the water reaches about half-way up the sides of the flan baking dish.

Place the pan into the oven, and set your timer for 1 hour. After 1 hour, check for doneness by inserting a dinner knife or a toothpick into the center of the flan. If it doesn't come out clean, give it about 10 or 15 minutes more, checking every 5 minutes.

When done, remove the flan baking dish to cool on a wire rack. When the flan has cooled down to room temperature, place in the refrigerator.

This dessert tastes best when refrigerator-chilled. When you're ready to serve it, first run a dinner knife all around the sides, to loosen it. Then place a large platter over it, take a deep breath, and turn the whole thing around. Remove the baking dish. In fact, if you have some leftover mango, you could use it sliced, as a topping for the individual flan servings.

Enjoy :)


LOL!!! Thanks. I found that one, too, and will probably make it tomorrow. ;D

Samba
03-22-2008, 10:35 PM
Oh shit I have to renew my car insurance before midnight.


Yay, all done!

OdysseusNJ
03-22-2008, 11:05 PM
Why the hell did I make my XMas DVD list so fricken erudite. Oh yeah Odysseus, let's see, you've got to have something to watch at 2am. Oh, yeah, hmm, The Seventh Seal, what a *great* movie to watch when you're insomniac and trying to relax. Not heavy or depressing *at all*. Oh, how about f%$#ing Dr. Strangelove. jkahdkjajhdajsd

Ugh *Smacks forehead*. Time to watch Team America - again.

fancygirl
03-22-2008, 11:10 PM
^ next time ask for the House DVD series.

try fanpop.com or housemdvideos.com

and on my own random note: I WANT TAPIOCA!!!!!!!

hockeybobby
03-22-2008, 11:13 PM
America...fuck yeah! Runnin' out again to save the motherfuckin' world YEAH!!

Team America = shitload of laughs.

firekitten19
03-22-2008, 11:15 PM
I have totally screwed up my diet . I have been eting crap for three days and crying in my room. gotta love break ups.

BrunetteGoddess
03-22-2008, 11:16 PM
^ next time ask for the House DVD series.

try fanpop.com or housemdvideos.com

and on my own random note: I WANT TAPIOCA!!!!!!!

I have tapioca!

fancygirl
03-22-2008, 11:20 PM
^feel free to travel the 1200 miles or so to bring it to me :D

I'm trying to figure out if I want to make cream of wheat or trek to the gas station (oo! or CVS! I bet they'd have it!)

ok....decisions, decisions.