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Lady Jade
08-05-2007, 07:35 PM
I saw some teenager dorkus in a I Sound Like A Lawnmower Mobile that had (AHAHAHAHHAAAAAA) a roll cage in it. I dies laughing as he tried to impress me with how fast his fart car could go. I made the You Have A Small Peen sign at him, which is thankfully a universal sign. Then I saw he had a pair of nuts on the back of the damned car. I laughed more. So that's where his went!
Haha What, not a fan of coffee-can mufflers from AutoZone? :D
cherryripeboyII
08-05-2007, 07:41 PM
I saw some teenager dorkus in a I Sound Like A Lawnmower Mobile that had (AHAHAHAHHAAAAAA) a roll cage in it. I dies laughing as he tried to impress me with how fast his fart car could go. I made the You Have A Small Peen sign at him, which is thankfully a universal sign. Then I saw he had a pair of nuts on the back of the damned car. I laughed more. So that's where his went!
I don't know why but I loved reading this....
but I'm in mourning anyway. My helicoptor decided to crash into the fence... broken tail assembly. Don't have a clue how to replace... short of taking it apart and replacing it with something a bit tougher. I could try and glue it....
A lightweight metal pipe? A coat hanger or two for support once it is glued?
Minette
08-05-2007, 08:01 PM
If you say you're going to be home by 7:30/8:00, and agree to do grilling with your roommate, and you're not home by 11:00 and haven't even called, then you are rude. >:( Why do I know so many people who don't follow through on plans and can't be bothered to call about it? I scowl at the world.
OMG people on here sometimes make me so irritated, it's time to just ignore threads
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okay all better
PaigeDWinter
08-05-2007, 10:09 PM
Haha What, not a fan of coffee-can mufflers from AutoZone? :D
I have a special hate for them. It's a whole level of hate JUST for them... and the cars they're attached to.
Chicagoeditor
08-06-2007, 08:16 AM
RoseWhite needs to clear out her inbox!
Fucking allergies. I'm stuffed up, migraine-y, and dizzy. And nauseous. Fuck. I'm gonna go drug myself and fall asleep.
Oh, fidd;ews. i thik im a litle bit smosshied. damn nyquil.l. nont tired, tho.don wanna sleep. i widh I had abook. or kittens. mycat hieds. snothead
sxybrat07
08-06-2007, 12:07 PM
Oh, fidd;ews. i thik im a litle bit smosshied. damn nyquil.l. nont tired, tho.don wanna sleep. i widh I had abook. or kittens. mycat hieds. snothead
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cameron_keys
08-06-2007, 12:19 PM
Oh, fidd;ews. i thik im a litle bit smosshied. damn nyquil.l. nont tired, tho.don wanna sleep. i widh I had abook. or kittens. mycat hieds. snothead
Dear lord drunk posts are the BEST!!! Kisses snothead!:-*
britt244
08-06-2007, 02:17 PM
i got a cookies & cream milkshake from chick fil a and it was good for like the first 1/4 of it.. now it tastes kinda blah.
short skirts
08-06-2007, 02:24 PM
i got a cookies & cream milkshake from chick fil a and it was good for like the first 1/4 of it.. now it tastes kinda blah.
Why can't there be a Chick-Fil-A in Michigan?
Booo!
britt244
08-06-2007, 02:40 PM
^ you dont have chick fil a!?!?! booooooo.
Lady Jade
08-06-2007, 02:49 PM
Our VP's father died over the weekend, and as we are a small, close-knit office, we were all planning on going to the wake tomorrow and the funeral on Wednesday. Well, one of the department managers who is in charge while all the big-wigs are out of the office decided that she is the only one who should be at the funeral since, after all, the rest of us are going to the wake. ::)
Kaylinn
08-06-2007, 03:14 PM
I fucking HATE men.
All I wanted to do was lay out by the pool and soak up some sun. ( in my SPF 65 sunblock, LOL)
This fucking dude stared a hole in me the whole entire 30 minutes I was at the pool. Not the occasional gance, he hardcore stared the entire time. Creepy. gross
Finally, I had enough, got up and packed up my shit in a huff, muttering somethign about feeling violated and left.
Reason #18847646765996687 to get the FUCK out of SA.
I. AM. TIRED. OF. BEING. SICK. WITH. ALLERGIES. AND. SINUS. INFECTIONS. :( :'( >:(
I have another freakin' appointment next week to see an ear and nose specialist...they better figure something out!!!!!!!!!!
Also...can't forget to pick up my meds from the pharmacy TOMORROW so I'll be able to work on Wed & Thurs. GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!
THIS. BLOWS.
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Aww, crapbuckets. No more NyQuil for me. Ever. :crazy:
maximvsv
08-06-2007, 06:28 PM
I don't know why but I loved reading this....
but I'm in mourning anyway. My helicoptor decided to crash into the fence... broken tail assembly. Don't have a clue how to replace... short of taking it apart and replacing it with something a bit tougher. I could try and glue it....
A lightweight metal pipe? A coat hanger or two for support once it is glued?
For that application, a dollop of two-part epoxy. I'd recommend gluing a piece of wire down the length of the assembly, too.
britt244
08-06-2007, 07:41 PM
i wish i had some wine. i want a drink and all i have is vodka.. haha, but then again, why do i feel ok drinking wine alone, but not vodka?
JustJayda
08-06-2007, 07:44 PM
My "roomate" has been hugging her box of Kashi go lean cereal for 30+minutes, like its her lover.
I'M NOT GONNA STEAL/EAT YOUR CEREAL WOMAN!!!!!!
LuckyOne
08-06-2007, 07:54 PM
i wish i had some wine. i want a drink and all i have is vodka.. haha, but then again, why do i feel ok drinking wine alone, but not vodka?
I like to drink wine too.
Lysondra
08-06-2007, 08:02 PM
Bahleeted
PaigeDWinter
08-06-2007, 08:17 PM
Geez, Lysondra... can't take the time to make proper lines? ;)
britt244
08-06-2007, 08:18 PM
^ mmmm pancakes! they look so yummy :drool:
Lysondra
08-06-2007, 08:22 PM
Paige, eff that! I needed my sugar, damnit!
And Britt, this place is KNOWN for their pancakes.. so effing good!!! Like.. amazing... :o~~ They serve steak too, but nobody eats it.
LuckyOne
08-06-2007, 08:39 PM
Of all strange things... I am just chillin at home tonight and suddenly I feel homesick. I wonder how my friends that I didn't keep in touch with are doing... and the kids I used to babysit. Well, they are thousands of miles away now. People get older. Things change. :(
PaigeDWinter
08-06-2007, 09:25 PM
Hey Mileia777!!!! Have you seen Provoked yet? We just got it at werk and Ms Rai looks so stunning on the cover!
http://content.msn.co.in/NR/rdonlyres/FCAFD8E2-F5EA-4D1F-A4DB-DB5BC31563A3/93052/provoked.jpg
*swoon*
Lesse.... random... random....
We here at House Of Paige are having a 30 Years Old Sammich moment. My male turned 30 2 days ago, Twin turns 30 next month, and I turn 30 in December. Oi!
I smell like Chanel No. 5 and I feel fancy.
A friend is sending me this shirt:
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a768/a768_thumb.jpg
Why can't there be a Chick-Fil-A in Michigan?
Booo!
I LOVE CHIK-FIL-A! So fucking good!
Hey Mileia777!!!! Have you seen Provoked yet? We just got it at werk and Ms Rai looks so stunning on the cover!
http://content.msn.co.in/NR/rdonlyres/FCAFD8E2-F5EA-4D1F-A4DB-DB5BC31563A3/93052/provoked.jpg
*swoon*
*Faints*
Yes! I have seen this picture! Hell....I think I've seen EVERY picture of her! Is this a new Bollywood flick!? Must... go... to Amazon... and ...check.. it ... out...
*Zombies off to stare and drool at more Ash pics*
PaigeDWinter
08-06-2007, 09:33 PM
*Faints*
Yes! I have seen this picture! Hell....I think I've seen EVERY picture of her! Is this a new Bollywood flick!? Must... go... to Amazon... and ...check.. it ... out...
*Zombies off to stare and drool at more Ash pics*
I tried real hard not to lick the box in front of customers... ahahahahaa. I haven't watched it yet... but it seems like one of those tear-jerking, emotional roller coaster kinda True Story flicks.
JustJayda
08-06-2007, 09:54 PM
Why can't there be a Chick-Fil-A in Michigan?
Booo!
Oakland University
Unit #80391
Call for directions, menu and hours of operation
Rochester, MI 48309
248/370-3490
Get to enjoyin'!!!
MrChristopher
08-06-2007, 09:55 PM
^She's gorgeous, but it looks like someone used a red sharpie on the part in her hair. Is that supposed to be blood?
-wine is your friend.
-I have "Disco Duck" on the brain. WTF.
MrChristopher
08-06-2007, 09:59 PM
Oh, and Chik-Fil-A freaks me out a little because their breading is crazy orange. Otherwise, tasty. There's this little old woman who hands out the free nugget samples at the one at the closet mall to my house. She never remembers anyone. I've probably eaten a 12 pack in one trip to the mall when she's there. Waffle fries are the bee's knees.
PaigeDWinter
08-06-2007, 10:43 PM
^She's gorgeous, but it looks like someone used a red sharpie on the part in her hair. Is that supposed to be blood?
It's her tilaka.... you more often see the tilaka in the form of the red dot on the forehead, though it is sometimes worn on the hair part, abdomen, or arm.
MrChristopher
08-06-2007, 10:51 PM
Interesting, I have never seen it done on the hair part. I feel rather culturally deficient now, and I sense much Googling in my future. Thanks, Paige.
My "Review" folder in my hd is where I throw everything new, make sure it ripped correctly, gain/BPM scan it, then assign it to one of many folders. My "Review" folder is now over 8 gigs. I should do something about that. Perhaps not after a bottle of wine, but...hey, could be amusing. Air Supply is "Heavy Shit", right?
-I also have a huge urge to beat the shit out of someone at Mortal Kombat right now. ::sigh:: Everyone is asleep.
I get to have a wisdom tooth pulled tomorrow (today) at 12:15. I can hardly wait.
JustJayda
08-06-2007, 10:53 PM
^^^ dry socket (or whatthephuckever its called) is a bitch!!! Be careful!
Lady Jade
08-06-2007, 11:53 PM
I just woke up from a nap on the couch and feel nauseous. I'm fine when I sit in the living room, but when I sit down in the kitchen, I want to retch. WTF?
-I also have a huge urge to beat the shit out of someone at Mortal Kombat right now. ::sigh::
I would kick your ass all over the screen in Deadly Alliance as Li Mei. }:D
MrChristopher
08-07-2007, 12:05 AM
^Down to 3.4 gigs in an hour. I was at 8.8. We'll see what happens when I refresh everything on Wednesday night. As I said, could be amusing. It all comes up in the "Search" function anyway. I should make a DJ thread in MM about that tomorrow. Where the hell do you file some things?
-I am now officially hungry. I should eat a bunch of whatever, since I'll probably be swollen like a chipmunk after the extraction. I wasn't last time, though, so we shall see. Blargh.
-I had a dream about SW. How sad is that? Anyway, in my dream, we opened my club on a Sunday for a special SW event. All the hot ladies, all the Dj's, and custies as well. It was an interesting environment. Invitation only, of course. The fun part of that being I could actually arrange a night like that. It would never happen, but in theory it's a great idea.
It's her tilaka.... you more often see the tilaka in the form of the red dot on the forehead, though it is sometimes worn on the hair part, abdomen, or arm.
We should plan a SW Fest in India sometime, Paige! For the exotic culture lovers only! ;)
*sigh* I WILL go to India one day...
MrChristopher
08-07-2007, 12:10 AM
I would kick your ass all over the screen in Deadly Alliance as Li Mei. }:D
Oh, really? Bring it. My daughter always plays with her. She rarely wins. Doesn't matter who I play with. ;D
^Who do you play with??? The Blind Asshat!? I had a friend who was always him and we would compete for like 8 hours straight. ;D
MrChristopher
08-07-2007, 12:27 AM
Ha. Um. We have "Armageddon" now, so it has something insane like...68 characters to choose from. I just looked at that number and it seems far too high, but I'm half-drunk and oh well. I will say it's pretty much every character from every version. "That Blind Asshat" is pretty good though, he has a lot of "SubZero Bitch Moves". You know, my son got me an action figure of Baraka for Xmas. It's directly to my right at the moment, looking very angry. At any rate, bring that shit, Li Mei. It's on.
I need to feed my python. I swear she knows what day it is.
I think I also need a shower. I took one already today when I shaved my beard off but I'm feeling Not So Fresh.
Buggs
08-07-2007, 02:07 AM
First piercing...
PaigeDWinter
08-07-2007, 02:33 AM
MK makes me have to change my panties.
-I had a dream about SW. How sad is that? Anyway, in my dream, we opened my club on a Sunday for a special SW event. All the hot ladies, all the Dj's, and custies as well. It was an interesting environment. Invitation only, of course. The fun part of that being I could actually arrange a night like that. It would never happen, but in theory it's a great idea.
Dude, did you see that I dreamed about trying to find yer house? :D
We should plan a SW Fest in India sometime, Paige! For the exotic culture lovers only! ;)
*sigh* I WILL go to India one day...
Eff yes. Tis a goal of mine to go there.
First piercing...
WTF??? :O OOUUCCHHH!!! Poor kid... :'(
Chicagoeditor
08-07-2007, 07:28 AM
Horrendous thunderstorms here last night. I kept waking up as the house rattled. I feel spent today. More good news: They are predicting bad weather on Thursday night.
sun child
08-07-2007, 07:33 AM
Why can't I fucking sleep? I got like 6 hours last night, and I'm exhausted. I was really hoping to get more sleep tonight. Drinking = bad sleep.
Docido
08-07-2007, 07:50 AM
Now I want Indian food!!!
britt244
08-07-2007, 08:04 AM
I get to have a wisdom tooth pulled tomorrow (today) at 12:15. I can hardly wait.
owwwww i have to get mine done but i keep putting it off because i hate doctors/dentists :-\ my dentist kept telling me to just do it and yesterday my mouth started hurting soooo bad. i thought it would go away with some tylenol and going to bed, but it hurts worse today. good luck!
i have to get a ppd test today for my internship in the fall.. i hate needles. boo.