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RoseWhite
03-23-2008, 10:11 AM
Here's what else we did: The Candy Bar Melted In The Diaper Taste Test Game.
Would you eat what's in this diaper? Oh yes you would. (I think that one was a Snickers.)
Yekhefah
03-23-2008, 10:11 AM
And he better marry you or I WILL.
I just told him you said that and he grinned. "I'm not opposed to that! Do I still get to sleep here?"
Lysondra
03-23-2008, 10:14 AM
He can sleep in the spare bed only fed minimal food and used for sex when we need peen.
Yekhefah
03-23-2008, 10:16 AM
^^^ "Okay!" he says cheerfully. ::)
All Good Things
03-23-2008, 10:22 AM
Yeah, but trust me, NOTHING was as expensive as those shoes.
Oh my most beautiful girl, that is so far from the truth.
There was one certain person {cough, cough} whose gifts, collectively, were significantly more expensive than those boots. That's why it took four boxes, remember? And they were all separately insured by an outside carrier.
Note to self: Don't ever do this again. All it does is get you put on "ignore member" status so she won't end up seeing this post, anyway. ;D
He's not dating anyone. Go for it, girl!
You say that with such evident glee. Are you clapping your hands, too?
It might be a good idea to at least let my corpse cool completely before shoving it into a shallow grave. ;)
SundayMorning
03-23-2008, 10:25 AM
RoseWhite, if I could crush on you anymore without, well, crushing you and your eggbelly, consider yourself crushed. That was a poorly-expressed sentence, hope the meaning came through. I heart me a cook.
And off to find some eats of my own. Le sigh.
RoseWhite
03-23-2008, 10:29 AM
Oh, and just because I'm curious... what kind of "theme food" have you done? That sounds like fun!
WELL. I've done Oscar nights with food to match every one of the nominees - a few examples from that night included In Cold Bloody Marys (In Cold Blood), Ring of Fireballs (Walk the Line), Saketinis (Memoirs of a Geisha), Cigarettes Russes cookies (Good Night and Good Luck), Banana Daiquiris (King Kong), Beanie Weenies (Brokeback Mountain), and Penguin Eggs (March of the Penguins), among other items. I've gone batshit insane with holidays like Day of the Dead and Mardi Gras. For my half sister's wedding reception I did a dessert bar with items representing all the countries she and her husband had visited in their considerable travels. Things like that - I'll have to PM you links to the pics from each (when I can find them).
My favorite was the party I did for a friend who was celebrating 20 years of having survived childhood cancer. Her mom threw the bash, which they named simply "Fuck Cancer!" and they wanted crazy, laughing-in-the-face-of-cancer food. She had been to other parties of mine and knew what I'd be willing to do, and suggested one example - deviled eggs with black olive "tumors" in them. I asked her if she REALLY wanted me to go nuts with that kind of thing, and she insisted that she did. So here's the menu, next post:
Lysondra
03-23-2008, 10:30 AM
My cat silhouettes suck iin comparison to my bird ones. :(
Lysondra
03-23-2008, 10:31 AM
Oh my most beautiful girl, that is so far from the truth.
There was one certain person {cough, cough} whose gifts, collectively, were significantly more expensive than those boots. That's why it took four boxes, remember? And they were all separately insured by an outside carrier.
Note to self: Don't ever do this again. All it does is get you put on "ignore member" status so she won't end up seeing this post, anyway. ;D
:-\ ...
Yekhefah
03-23-2008, 10:33 AM
So here's the menu, next post:
...yes?? I can't wait to see it, LOL!
Those are awesome! You're so creative!
All Good Things
03-23-2008, 10:40 AM
:-\ ...
I amended the post to remove the source of your confusion. :)
RoseWhite
03-23-2008, 10:46 AM
Full Menu for the Fuck Cancer Party:
Brain Tumor Jello Mold*: Gin & Tonic (with floating growths); & Heart Disease Jello Mold*: Vodka, grenadine, tonic, and fresh lime, with disease striations (black food coloring streaks).
Chemotherapy Punch with Absolut Kurant, champagne, Chambord and cranberry juice. Served in IV drip bag.
Devilled Ovaries Eggs, chipotle peppers, pignoli, mayonnaise, bell peppers, and fresh cilantro, with black olive tumor.
Cajun Blackened Lungs: Wild sockeye salmon seared with a cajun spice blend, served over cream cheese on assorted crackers. (Displayed in shape of a pair of lungs, of course.)
Polpettine alla Testicolo (testicle meatballs) in Puff Pastry Scrotums: Turkey & pork meatballs seasoned with rosemary, garlic, & peppers; stuffed with mozzarella cheese and coated with a Cabernet marinara. Served in puff pastry, uhhh, . . . sacks that are brushed with olive oil. Vegetarian alternatives made with soy-based sausage and prepared as above.
Melanoma Nut Crunch
Toasted pistachios, pecans, sunflower seeds and cashews, seasoned with fresh rosemary, cayenne pepper, butter, brown sugar and sea salt
Red Velvet Uteri Cupcakes: Red velvet wombs decorated with Twizzler fallopian tubes, yogurt covered raisin ovum, and a mini-donut cervix.
Colonnoli: Chocolate ricotta cream filling in cannoli shells, with candied cherry polyps
Finally, my favorite food invention to date was -
Mammo-Grahams:
Potato candy flavored with peanut butter and smashed between cinnamon or chocolate graham crackers, brushed with Nutella and adorned with a candy nipple. (They looked uncannily like a squished boob between mammography plates. I included varying skin tones by adjusting the amount of peanut butter.)
*I have awesome brain and heart Jello molds I got from a medical catalog.
Yekhefah
03-23-2008, 10:48 AM
^^^ OMG, that's fucking AWESOME!! :laughing:
Yekhefah
03-23-2008, 10:49 AM
BTW, I finally got a good pic of my stupid cat Buddy. That's him in my new avatar. He always has his tongue hanging out!
All Good Things
03-23-2008, 10:50 AM
^ What a great idea!
Lysondra
03-23-2008, 10:52 AM
Oh, so that is what happened. I'm sorry. I wondered and guess but didn't want to assume. I'd say I'm here for you again, but I don't want to make it appear I have other motives.
RoseWhite
03-23-2008, 10:53 AM
Thanks! I amuse myself. :) Here's a shot of the Mammo-Grahams, though I wish I had a better shot of a single one from the side.
http://photos.sartorialwhimsy.com/2006%2D10%2D07%20Fuck%20Cancer%20Party/images/IMG_0009.jpg
Very nummy too! As obnoxious as my food can be, I never let it be at the expense of taste. Well, in the literal sense anyway.
TheTempest
03-23-2008, 10:54 AM
Cancer has never sounded so damn tasty!!
Lysondra
03-23-2008, 10:55 AM
Don't BEAT cancer, EAT cancer!
RoseWhite
03-23-2008, 10:56 AM
Don't BEAT cancer, EAT cancer!
That's the spirit! Ha!
All Good Things
03-23-2008, 11:00 AM
^Oh don't worry, I'm perfectly fine. There is a smile and wink in that post. :)
What traumatized me before was the belief that I'd made a terrible mistake because of some bad assumptions, and it was breaking my heart.
It turns out my original assumptions were correct. So everybody is fine, and all is good in the world.
Yeah, I know, it's totally confusing. Even to me. ;D
RoseWhite
03-23-2008, 11:01 AM
RoseWhite, if I could crush on you anymore without, well, crushing you and your eggbelly, consider yourself crushed. That was a poorly-expressed sentence, hope the meaning came through. I heart me a cook.
Oh purrrrs! That makes me so tickled. Between my girth and my pregnancy rash (don't ask), I don't feel very crushable these days. Except for Mast, but we know he has issues. (That we love him for.)
Hopefully I'll get to cook for ya someday! Babyfamily & I are coming to Austin in October to visit my Dad (he just moved there) . . . I know that's not San Antonio, but hmm.
Katrine
03-23-2008, 11:02 AM
What traumatized me before was the belief that I'd made a terrible mistake because of some bad assumptions, and it was breaking my heart.
It turns out my original assumptions were correct. So everybody is fine, and all is good in the world.
Yeah, I know, it's totally confusing. Even to me. ;D
I'm really confused, hard to keep up with random thread. What's going on?
sxybrat07
03-23-2008, 11:02 AM
Hellloooo random thread.
RoseWhite, I'm jealous. I wanna easter-egg paint da belleh! :)
Lysondra: I think you're fabulous. We should be friends :) I has no friends either :( We can cyber cuddle half way around the world!!
Yek: Maybe K is just trying to be romantic, and trying to catch you off guard with the ring thing. (ie, waiting for you to give up and then surprise you) I dunno, it took me years of bitching to get mine lol.
Lysondra
03-23-2008, 11:02 AM
Well then... now just to wait for the body to cool?
All Good Things
03-23-2008, 11:04 AM
I'm really confused, hard to keep up with random thread. What's going on?
Rose is trying to make us all voraciously hungry. And succeeding!
Lysondra
03-23-2008, 11:07 AM
CYBERCUDDLE SEXYBRAT.
*hug*
RoseWhite
03-23-2008, 11:08 AM
Rose is trying to make us all voraciously hungry. And succeeding!
Happy to oblige! }:D Mmm, edible scrotums . . .
BTW, Yekhefah, I love your puddy tat! Always wanted to see that ol' character!
sxybrat07
03-23-2008, 11:09 AM
CYBERCUDDLE SEXYBRAT.
*hug*
Yay! Wait...they are naked cybercuddles, right }:D Just..ya know...checking...
Lysondra
03-23-2008, 11:11 AM
I'm wearing panties... :/
hockeybobby
03-23-2008, 11:13 AM
well I'm off to visit my brother, and his family, and my Mustang at the family compound in Richmond Hill. It's a beautiful sunny day...confidence is high, and there is a smile on my lips. Ciao for now. :)
Lysondra
03-23-2008, 11:17 AM
PHOOEY
I can't find my USB card so I can print out my art on photopaper so I can make a greeting card out of it.
Lysondra
03-23-2008, 11:18 AM
And now that I know TOO is single I feel really bad because I'm all interested and stuff and that's just kinda... wrong. :/
Lysondra
03-23-2008, 11:20 AM
HOLY CRAP MY ASS WAS JUST ATTACKED BY A SMALL WHITE CAT.
That is all.
gingerlee
03-23-2008, 11:27 AM
Hello SW. I just drove 600 miles after working all night. I am tired and bitchy but I can't sleep. Damn, can a bitch take a nap? Somebody stroke my hair or something, it helps me relax and drift into dream land....
SundayMorning
03-23-2008, 11:36 AM
Oh purrrrs! That makes me so tickled. Between my girth and my pregnancy rash (don't ask), I don't feel very crushable these days. Except for Mast, but we know he has issues. (That we love him for.)
Hopefully I'll get to cook for ya someday! Babyfamily & I are coming to Austin in October to visit my Dad (he just moved there) . . . I know that's not San Antonio, but hmm.
Our house is totally open to you, Mast and whatever brood you produce from now until whenever! It would give me crazy amounts of giddy to play hostess to such cool folks.
Hello SW. I just drove 600 miles after working all night. I am tired and bitchy but I can't sleep. Damn, can a bitch take a nap? Somebody stroke my hair or something, it helps me relax and drift into dream land....
*strokestrokesnugglestroke*
Yek your cat is mighty fantastic! I love catching them looking like goofballs. Jake doesn't leave his tongue out often but he DOES tend to get a snaggletooth when he isn't paying attention and I take every opportunity to laugh at him until he puts his tooth back inside his mouth where it belongs. Ahhhh the joy of animal mockery. ;D
sxybrat07
03-23-2008, 11:36 AM
*gives ginger waffles and strokes her hair*
hardkandee
03-23-2008, 11:36 AM
I'm trying really hard to get a midterm paper done and it isn't happening so easily. And I don't know who to go for for help. This sucks my butt.
The upside is that I'm drinking yummy lemon coconut cream coffee and eating espresso cookies with dark chocolate chunks. Well, so far just one cookie. I need to get more written before I reward myself more.
LuckyOne
03-23-2008, 11:39 AM
Hello SW. I just drove 600 miles after working all night. I am tired and bitchy but I can't sleep. Damn, can a bitch take a nap? Somebody stroke my hair or something, it helps me relax and drift into dream land....
Yah, a walk might help. Or something warm in your tummy.
SundayMorning
03-23-2008, 11:39 AM
And the leftover-stuff-around-the-house-baked-potato-soup that I just made is teh awesomeness. I had a can of new potatoes which I pulverized in my food processor and threw into a pot with butter, green onions, and garlic. Added salt, pepper, rosemary. Diced up a big chunk of cheddar with tomato/basil and mixed it in. Added chicken stock and cream. It was thick and so savory and wonderful and now I have garlic breath. Mmmmmm.
Lysondra
03-23-2008, 11:43 AM
^ OOOH! I make mine similar but I (used to) put bacon in it!
cherryripeboy
03-23-2008, 11:48 AM
I lack energy therefore I am....
Tired, again.
Lysondra
03-23-2008, 11:50 AM
I should seriously have not had that double espresso at 5pm.
stellaforstars
03-23-2008, 11:55 AM
Oh my most beautiful girl, that is so far from the truth.
There was one certain person {cough, cough} whose gifts, collectively, were significantly more expensive than those boots. That's why it took four boxes, remember? And they were all separately insured by an outside carrier.
Note to self: Don't ever do this again. All it does is get you put on "ignore member" status so she won't end up seeing this post, anyway. ;D
You say that with such evident glee. Are you clapping your hands, too?
It might be a good idea to at least let my corpse cool completely before shoving it into a shallow grave. ;)
You're not on my ignore status, so quit being a crybaby.
SundayMorning
03-23-2008, 12:02 PM
^ OOOH! I make mine similar but I (used to) put bacon in it!
If I'd had leftover bacon that was still good after a week of not being here, it'd totally have gone in.
Wow the Spurs are actually winning. I feel so bad for Dirk though, he got taken down HARD. Totally clean play but I hate to see a good player get hurt even when they're on the other team. And then the whole Stackhouse/Ginobili exchange was just unnecessary. People itching for blood.
Yekhefah
03-23-2008, 12:06 PM
LOL, thanks y'all. I'm reading over that cancer menu again and drooling almost as badly as Buddy.
Mikey35
03-23-2008, 12:07 PM
Mom came over for a visit today. I was a little worried what she would think now that Liz is living here with me, but all went well. She gave Liz a big Mommie type hug and was pinching her cheeks saying how cute she is. All the while Liz was staring at me with that please save me look in her eyes. Was very hard not to laugh.
With passover less than a month away now, she just loaded me up with so much jewish food. Home cooked matzoh brie, gefilte fish, chocolate macaroons, and 12 boxes of matzoh, lol. What the hell am I gonna do with 12 boxes of matzoh?
Anyway, it was a nice visit.
cameron_keys
03-23-2008, 12:17 PM
I am so upset right now. I'm wavering between tears and anger. My dog stopped eating on Tuesday morning because something got stuck in her intestine and it caused her too much pain. On thursday afternoon I asked my friend to take her to the vet because something was DEFINITELY wrong. (We share the dog.)
I KNEW I should have gone but I guess I didn't count on the vet being an idiot. For some reason neither one of them thought X rays or any sort of treatment was necessary. By Saturday she still wasn't eating and starting to get dehydrated. I marched her back in there (I know, now I'M the idiot) and insisted she get x-rays. Low and behold, she has a severe intestinal blockage. So they gave her a super-expensive laxative treatment that didn't work and now she is in surgery to have the blockage removed. They were so mean to her when she got spayed I don't even no why I let her go back there. They said "she whined too much." WELL, I'M SORRY, SHE'S A 3 MONTH OLD PUPPY WHO IS IN A LOT OF PAIN IN A STRANGE PLACE AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHY. I even suspect they're overcharging us because they know they can.
I should have been the one to take her to the vet and I shouldn't have taken her back there. And I should have taken her in earlier. If she dies its my own fault. But I still hate the vet.
Thats shit. Of COURSE she whined. Shes a baby with no idea of why she was taken away from mommy and have strangers hurting her. Get a new vet ASAP. The FIRST thing they should have done was x-rays. This is not only a cruel vet..its a stupid lazy one.If anything,god forbid,happens to her..sue their ASSES off. Its NOT your fault...they should have damn well known to do x-rays. Its the FIRST step in an unidentified gastrointestinal problem.
If you have the estimate...PM me and I'll let you know what it is and whether you are being grossly overcharged.
Yekhefah
03-23-2008, 12:17 PM
Oh yeah, so Friday at work a customer nudged me and pointed to another customer who was sitting quietly by himself playing the lottery machine. "Is that Obama?" he asked. (Obama spoke in Portland this weekend so he was in town Friday.)
I looked, laughing, but then I abruptly stopped laughing. It did indeed look exactly like Barak Obama. "I doubt it," I said. "He wouldn't be in a strip club all by himself while he's campaigning."
"But it really looks like him though," the customer insisted.
So I went over to Mr. Obama after my next stage set and struck up a conversation. Upon closer inspection there were minor physical differences, but this guy really was a dead ringer for Barak Obama. I did two lapdances for him and he paid me 5000 Japanese yen, worth about $46. Found out the next day my bank won't convert them, so I have to go way the hell out of my way to a different bank downtown for my forty-six bucks. Stupid Obama and his Japanese money.
All Good Things
03-23-2008, 12:18 PM
You're not on my ignore status, so quit being a crybaby.
Oh, sweetheart, I was not being a crybaby, I was smiling!
;D <---- Like this.
I really hope today is better for you than yesterday.