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TigersMilk
08-07-2007, 09:20 AM
WTF man all these trolls probably coming from their fast seduction forums to come pester us with their all knowing ways to date strippers. *sprays troll spray*
britt244
08-07-2007, 12:00 PM
i hate when people don't read an entire post before responding to it. not reading an entire thread is one thing, but why bother responding to a post if you didnt read it all?
on the other hand, i love kaylinn for posting that link to the "funniest sw thread ever!" not only funniest, it has my vote for craziest, too.
Lady Jade
08-07-2007, 02:51 PM
Dammit, I'm always either sleeping or at work when the trolls invade! *hrmph*
MrChristopher
08-07-2007, 04:04 PM
I'm a wee bit swollen, nothing serious. I'm taking ibuprofen, and I just got up from a nice nap. It aches a little, but no more bleeding. The creepiest/coolest part of getting a tooth pulled is the sound it makes inside your head.
Now. What's for dinner? MrsC wants sweet potato souffle.
I'm supposed to go downtown to the opening night of these three one-acts an old friend directed, but I'm really not feeling up to it. I think I'll stay home, watch a flick, maybe drop by PhillyDJ's club to drop off some new tunes. A quiet night for me.
britt244
08-07-2007, 05:04 PM
I HATE MY BROTHER'S GIRLFRIEND. that girl is such a rude person! my mom made spaghetti tonight, i went home for dinner. my brothers gf was there, too. first off, she can't even bother to say hello when i open the door to her. bitch. then, at dinner, my mom joked that if they got married the gf would have to learn how to make my mom's spaghetti sauce. his gf actually had the balls to say hers is better, and gave my brother the DIRTIEST look til he agreed. and you all said i was just being mean when i made a thread about hating this girl. ugh. what a rotten person.
the guy at the liquor store flirted with me tonight and it made me happy :) i havent flirted with someone who isnt a customer or works at a sc in such a long time!
AlexxaHex
08-07-2007, 07:24 PM
I found Jesus.
He was under the Cushions.... THE WHOLE TIME.
StripperWeb, I have missed you immensely. This is so going in my siggy.
PaigeDWinter
08-07-2007, 09:21 PM
I think my wife forgot about me. :'(:'(:'(
I wish I could go ahead with the sleep study my Dr. wants me to do....
Blah I feel like a total EW today.
Budai
08-07-2007, 11:34 PM
Hmmm, I can't be bothered to read through all the pages but I will say this - I am a stripper that loves to party, will take it in the butt, and I like to fuck other girls. But I still wouldn't fuck you.
It's almost cute how you think you know it all though. Almost.
:worship: LatinaRose is the Troll Terminator...:yes:
WTF man all these trolls probably coming from their fast seduction forums to come pester us with their all knowing ways to date strippers. *sprays troll spray*
DAMMIT! Did I miss a troll-slaying? It's been a while...
Callyish
08-08-2007, 12:41 AM
Im so excited!!!! 23 Days till I see my Fargo boy w00t!!
LuckyOne
08-08-2007, 03:44 AM
Man. My kitten is WeiRd. She crawled under the blanket with me...
BTW- I have really bad circulation. Does anybody know of some natural vasodilators or antihypertensives other than grapefruit juice? I am already getting grapefruit juice at the store tomorrow...
Edit: Re vasodilators, I should repost that in Body Business
britt244
08-08-2007, 07:23 AM
my. tooth. hurts. this is getting more and more painful every day. and there's nothing my dentist can do except say "see? i told you to get your wisdom teeth out *before* you had a problem." so i'm not even going to bother calling him :-\
sxybrat07
08-08-2007, 08:57 AM
I broke my phone. Go figure, after dropping it hundreds of time on cement, it breaks when it falls out of my purse, 6 inches onto carpet. Bah.
BlackSheEp3
08-08-2007, 09:07 AM
Im going to Stoneridge mall in Pleasanton later today.
I love maple donuts...eating one right now.
Bout to go watch some Bone Thugs-N-Harmony music vids on youtube after.
:)
Yekhefah
08-08-2007, 09:11 AM
I have PMS and I'm in a crabby mood. I hate everyone today. I have to get out of bed and go start my day, and I don't want to because I don't want to see anyone. Fuck everybody, they can all go to hell.
I'm in three people's siggies. Why does that make me feel so geekily cool?
TigersMilk
08-08-2007, 09:17 AM
StripperWeb, I have missed you immensely. This is so going in my siggy.
I found Jesus.
He was under the Cushions.... THE WHOLE TIME.
That means you might have farted on him too...by accident ya know. :D
Mr. fix it man come fix my fridge. I'm tired of not having a freezer that doesnt freeze shit. My food is spoiling. >:(
cameron_keys
08-08-2007, 09:23 AM
I'm tired,my allergies are acting up so I've been sneezing all day(and I have no clue what I'm allergic TO), and apparently during the little bit of sleep I got last night I had my neck twisted so it hurts like a mofo to move my head.
Therefore I dont want to go to work.
But I want money.
Conundrum....
cameron_keys
08-08-2007, 09:26 AM
Who decided the idiot 'Olly girls needed to be on E every 5 minutes with their summer tips for morons????
I love that Paris Hilton made a statement about how she is so into saving the world that she ordered a Hybrid Hummer. Ummm...yeah...theres no such car....
phillyvixen
08-08-2007, 09:58 AM
Does everyone think about weight everyday? I wish some days it didn't even cross my mind. After focusing so hard and loosing so much weight to being pregnant and seeing my body morph, all in the course of one year is kinda fucking with my head. I am so excited about this baby but I'm also very afraid I will never get my body back. I was a fat girl all my life, I didn't get to enjoy a nice figure long enough.
Its funny how everything in life is connected.. if i didn't loose weight i wouldn't have stripped, if i never stripped I wouldn't have met the man of my dreams, gotten pregnant, and so on and so forth. Things have changed dramatically. Last year at this time I was living with my bi sexual girlfriend, going to swingers clubs, having many random 3 somes, and god knows what else. Now i am barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen :) I feel more peace and balance now then ever before.
Thats all i have to say for now.
JustJayda
08-08-2007, 10:04 AM
I love that Paris Hilton made a statement about how she is so into saving the world that she ordered a Hybrid Hummer. Ummm...yeah...theres no such car....
Maybe not available to the general public but hey, it is Paris Hilton, maybe she can get it?
http://www.electrifyingtimes.com/governator.html
BmiWMT14
08-08-2007, 10:10 AM
Christ on a Cushion!!!
JustJayda
08-08-2007, 10:13 AM
Christ on a Cushion!!!
/:O ???
cameron_keys
08-08-2007, 10:22 AM
Maybe not available to the general public but hey, it is Paris Hilton, maybe she can get it?
Doubtful since Hummer responded :
"She recently bragged to Us Weekly, 'I ordered a Hummer Hybrid' - to which a spokesperson for Hummer responded, 'Such a car doesn't exist.'"
Even if Hummer made a hybrid...it would still not be the most environmentally sound decision considering how a Hummer is built. Better then a reg hummer maybe, but not the best choice for the environ.
BmiWMT14
08-08-2007, 10:31 AM
/:O ???
Originally Posted by Mastridonicus http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/images/themes/rising/buttons/viewpost.gif (http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?p=1138655#post1138655)
I found Jesus.
He was under the Cushions.... THE WHOLE TIME.
maximvsv
08-08-2007, 11:38 AM
Who decided the idiot 'Olly girls needed to be on E every 5 minutes with their summer tips for morons????
I love that Paris Hilton made a statement about how she is so into saving the world that she ordered a Hybrid Hummer. Ummm...yeah...theres no such car....
She could have one made. There's plenty of space in the Suburban's unibody for it.
Lady Jade
08-08-2007, 11:58 AM
Just got back from the doctor. I have to wait over a week for my bloodwork to come back. Grr! I want to know what's wrong already!!
I finally renewed my library card. I found books that I wanted to check out... but I know I'll be too lazy to return them on time...
snoopy
08-08-2007, 01:29 PM
Just got back from the doctor. I have to wait over a week for my bloodwork to come back. Grr! I want to know what's wrong already!!i'm telling ya it's tapeworm. :P
actually, i think it might be lyme's.
or ihateworkitis. i hear that condition gets exacerbated in the hot humid weather.
Kaylinn
08-08-2007, 02:13 PM
I am finally putting together a recipe book.
I have piles and piles of scrawled recipes I made on notebook paper just piling up in the kitchen. They are all crusty and nasty from being spilled on and handeled when I cook.
I have been wanting to type them up and print them out to put in a real recipe book for a long time, and I'm finally starting on it.
I want to be able to pass my cookbook down to my children. And It'll justbe an acomplishment I've wanted to do for so long.
In other news I went to the drive in last night and saw Bourne Ultimatum and Chuck and Larry.
It was the worst drive in I have ever been to, but at least the movies were good. And you can't beat the price. $ 8 bucks total for 2 people to see 2 movies.
britt244
08-08-2007, 02:37 PM
i finally did the gnd workout dvd (i bought it prob like 6 weeks ago :-[ ).. holly & bridget's parts, at least. i hate kickboxing, so i skipped kendras. boo, she's my favorite! and i went tanning today, i'm not drinking at work tonight, i made goals that i must must must meet... this should be a good night! off to do some cardio!
Lady Jade
08-08-2007, 06:21 PM
i'm telling ya it's tapeworm. :P
actually, i think it might be lyme's.
or ihateworkitis. i hear that condition gets exacerbated in the hot humid weather.
Dammit, it's not tapeworm! Or Lyme's! And honestly, without a/c at home, I'm more than happy to be in my nice, cool office!
The doctor has ordered a chest x-ray (purely because I smoke, not because he noticed any problems), bloodwork, and a baseline mammogram for me. More tests. Whoo. Hoo.
Callyish
08-08-2007, 06:22 PM
Jade is a test tube baby :O
Lady Jade
08-08-2007, 06:26 PM
Jade is a test tube baby :O
Hahaha Nope, just a product of two parents who will not discuss their medical histories. And my mom was adopted, so her medical history is spotty at best.
i finally did the gnd workout dvd (i bought it prob like 6 weeks ago :-[ ).. holly & bridget's parts, at least. i hate kickboxing, so i skipped kendras. boo, she's my favorite! and i went tanning today, i'm not drinking at work tonight, i made goals that i must must must meet... this should be a good night! off to do some cardio!
How did that go for you? I didn't do Holly's part, so what did you think of it?
sxybrat07
08-08-2007, 07:53 PM
I bought a new phone. I have no idea how to work it. Boo.
I bought a new phone. I have no idea how to work it. Boo.
Well, when you figure out the "talk" function, call me!!
My eardrop medicine looks like sperm.
britt244
08-08-2007, 11:16 PM
How did that go for you? I didn't do Holly's part, so what did you think of it?
i thought it would be good to do like, a few times, haha. she uses hand weights, which i like, because bridget's didnt have anything for the upper body really. but if you only go through and do it once, with 8 reps of each exercise, it isn't really doing much.
Maybe it's just my bad knees, but when I did Bridget's stuff it made my legs hurt sooooooo bad.
It may not be the best workout (like I said before...ha!), but it's still much better than watching some ugly old fart parade around on the TV!
Circe
08-08-2007, 11:23 PM
I want long hair down to my ass :(
britt244
08-08-2007, 11:44 PM
deni, my legs hurt when i was doing it but not really now.. maybe tomorrow they will.
boooo.. i was in such a good mood and now im kinda not :(
Minette
08-08-2007, 11:47 PM
I got a cute haircut. It's kinda like Aeon Flux's, which is what I was going for. Not exactly like, but similar, and it came out well. I've been wanting if forever, and I finally have it! Eeeeee!
cameron_keys
08-08-2007, 11:57 PM
I cant sleep for anything. I took a sleeping pill too...hours ago. Why oh why must I..every night...be insomnias whipping girl??
It kicks my ass too....
cameron_keys
08-08-2007, 11:59 PM
I cant sleep for anything. I took a sleeping pill too...hours ago. Why oh why must I..every night...be insomnias whipping girl??
It kicks my ass too....
PaigeDWinter
08-09-2007, 02:06 AM
I want long hair down to my ass :(
You can have mine. I'm about fittin to go back to my old haircut. Grrrr.
TigersMilk
08-09-2007, 02:12 AM
Yay I had fantastic night tonight!:dance:
miss marina
08-09-2007, 02:25 AM
aww, i just got breakfast in bed! mmm!
Darcy Foxx
08-09-2007, 02:31 AM
i have so much housework to do and i don't want to do it :(
Callyish
08-09-2007, 02:42 AM
So im totally bored... thinkin I wanna sleep...
But at the same time im having fantasies about Darcy in my bed *blush*
Darcy Foxx
08-09-2007, 03:58 AM
oooh! i'm having fantasies about that fantasy coming true!