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TheTempest
03-24-2008, 04:13 PM
if you return the bat, and use the whip, i'll definately say it was me!

:bullwhip:

No way, this dude is so annoying me. I had a conversation with him last night where he just kept lying and then tried to get all indignant, like "why would I lie?" He claimed to have been at my club at noon on Sunday. I asked him if he was sure, and he said "yeah, i was there where were you"

Then I told him the club was closed on Easter. He then said it was Saturday or Friday. Then I told him we're not OPEN at noon and he was like "oh well it was whatever time it opened".

Oh man. I try to be nice to everyone on MySpace but this guy just needs a butt whooping.

G-Real
03-24-2008, 04:13 PM
Nobody here wants to kill you. All anyone has done is remark on your grammar, so just chill.

drama-llama much..? http://www.smiliesarena.com/emoticons/Main/Animals/llama.gif

jester214
03-24-2008, 04:13 PM
Mastridonicus Please share what you're smoking...

britt244
03-24-2008, 04:13 PM
standing up for yourself by threatening to off yourself.. makes sense.

Mastridonicus
03-24-2008, 04:14 PM
Hey did you guys know...

I....

am....


A barbie girl.

In my barbie...world?

TheTempest
03-24-2008, 04:15 PM
thanks tempest, like how cameron spoke she was nice about it, sorry if i am standing up for myself against ce and g-real but i am going to stop posting, becausing it just filling up the room with garbage

Yeah you are definitely over-reacting with your comments and stuff, so maybe this site just isn't for you. Good luck in your internetting.

G-Real
03-24-2008, 04:16 PM
Hey did you guys know...

I....

am....


A barbie girl.

In my barbie...world?

I am so getting a convertable now, just to go up there, to pull you in to do the video for it, I get to be "Ken"

mizzou
03-24-2008, 04:16 PM
well maybe like how some people start a topic about depression on here...will i am depressed as well...but not to the point where i want to kill myself yet

Lady Jade
03-24-2008, 04:17 PM
:angel:

I <3 you, britt! ;D

Chicagoeditor
03-24-2008, 04:18 PM
but not to the point where i want to kill myself yet

Dude, can you refrain from posting again until you get much closer to killing yourself? We'd all appreciate that. Or just wait until after you've killed yourself. Even better.

Lady Jade
03-24-2008, 04:18 PM
Dude, can you refrain from posting again until you get much closer to killing yourself? We'd all appreciate that.

Please stop feeding the troll. kthnxbai.

Mastridonicus
03-24-2008, 04:19 PM
That's kthnxbaiSECKSUAL.

I don't know if I could be bai.

That's TOO much rejection.

mizzou
03-24-2008, 04:19 PM
to afraid to do it, thats what is stopping...can you refrain from talking shit about me ce

TheTempest
03-24-2008, 04:19 PM
Please stop feeding the troll. kthnxbai.

I second this!

Lady Jade
03-24-2008, 04:20 PM
I second this!

Seriously. Maybe if we ignore it, it will go away.

TheTempest
03-24-2008, 04:20 PM
That's kthnxbaiSECKSUAL.

I don't know if I could be bai.

That's TOO much rejection.

-crawls into Mast's lap and searches him for drugs. There is no reason for a human to be this funny and happy on a monday-

MsQwerty
03-24-2008, 04:20 PM
Lunch Thursday?
Ill even get up early if you want so we have longer to chat.



I always do little things for myself. It really doesn't help when M nitpicks what I buy because of the money. It always ends up in me buying more because I felt so bitter I wasn't worth the first thing ('It's so much mooooney. $20 can be spent eeeeelsewhere.') that I end up trying to make myself worth something even more.

The little things for myself don't help because even though I have them, I don't feel worth them. It doesn't help that while growing up, my mother wouldn't let me get 'expensive things that [i] wasn't worth' like $20 jeans, or that my most expensive engagement ring I bought 1/3rd of myself.

It's like my whole life people have telling me I'm not really worth much. Not even financially. I sometimes desperately need massages because I have a bad back and I have to pay for it because no friend will do me the favour of five minutes use of their hands. I do favours for people and when the favour's not returned when I need them, they say it's because I'm not worth it.

I hardly ask for anything. I don't want much.

I just want to feel worth a lousy twenty or a silly ten minute massage or to be able to call someone crying at 10pm when they've called me crying at 5am.

Sorry... I don't mean to deflate the well-wishing. :hug:

Chicagoeditor
03-24-2008, 04:21 PM
It may not know it is a troll, LJ. It thinks it's a grad student.

mizzou
03-24-2008, 04:21 PM
what your in here just hoping you will get your sorry 33 year old sorry ass laid by 18 - 22 year, you dick is probably small chicagoeditor why dont find a gf real, or maybe you got std, and you want to spread with the whole world quitely

TheTempest
03-24-2008, 04:21 PM
Seriously. Maybe if we ignore it, it will go away.

Does this work on homework as well??

jester214
03-24-2008, 04:22 PM
Hey did you guys know...

I....

am....


A barbie girl.

In my barbie...world?

Can I pull your hair? Do you anywhere?

If not, you're not a REAL Barbie Girl...

G-Real
03-24-2008, 04:22 PM
Seriously. Maybe if we ignore it, it will go away.

But, you can't ignore me and my D'onkay

http://re3.yt-thm-a03.yimg.com/image/25/m5/3311175992

Chicagoeditor
03-24-2008, 04:22 PM
-crawls into Mast's lap and searches him for drugs. There is no reason for a human to be this funny and happy on a monday-

Have you seen the pixs of lovely and preggers RoseWhite? That makes ME happy, and I had nothing whatsover to do with it. I'm sure Mast is beyond giddy.

Mastridonicus
03-24-2008, 04:22 PM
-crawls into Mast's lap and searches him for drugs. There is no reason for a human to be this funny and happy on a monday-

Excuse me for "pointing"

jester214
03-24-2008, 04:23 PM
If it says anything about lawsuits it might be he who shall not be named...

Mastridonicus
03-24-2008, 04:23 PM
Can I pull your hair? Do you anywhere?

If not, you're not a REAL Barbie Girl...

Those little square holes where my hair comes out, are like windows, INTO MY SOUL.

TheTempest
03-24-2008, 04:23 PM
Have you seen the pixs of lovely and preggers RoseWhite? That makes ME happy, and I had nothing whatsover to do with it. I'm sure Mast is beyond giddy.

No, I haven't. I am deprived. And actually a pretty new member, I just have no life so I post a lot. LOL

Chicagoeditor
03-24-2008, 04:24 PM
what your in here just hoping you will get your sorry 33 year old sorry ass laid by 18 - 22 year, you dick is probably small chicagoeditor why dont find a gf real, or maybe you got std, and you want to spread with the whole world quitely

I've been brutalized by John Mayer. I don't know to feel about this.

jester214
03-24-2008, 04:24 PM
Those little square holes where my hair comes out, are like windows, INTO MY SOUL.

Would you freak out if you saw me peeping through those windows? :)

Chicagoeditor
03-24-2008, 04:26 PM
Wish I could stay and play with John Mayer, but time for my train. John, remember you have to study for that "grad school" midterm. Go buy a bunch of extra crayons.

Lady Jade
03-24-2008, 04:26 PM
It may not know it is a troll, LJ. It thinks it's a grad student.

Yea, but giving it more reasons to post will not help matters.


what your in here just hoping you will get your sorry 33 year old sorry ass laid by 18 - 22 year, you dick is probably small chicagoeditor why dont find a gf real, or maybe you got std, and you want to spread with the whole world quitely

It's totally not cool to go insulting established members when you're such a newbie. Just sayin'.


Does this work on homework as well??

Sure, but it doesn't help the ol' grade point average...

Mastridonicus
03-24-2008, 04:27 PM
ACK! I'VE BEEN CHICOCKOBLOCKED!

BASTARD!

Lol.

Jester: In prison they call me BullQueer

The_Oceans
03-24-2008, 04:28 PM
Poutine!

I had poutine at lunch today at the Eaton Centre in Toronto. Wait for it...

*NomNomNom* It's fries! With gravy! And cheese (curds)! What's not to like?

And I've had many Tim Horton's coffees this weekend (but no prize on the Roll Up the Rim :()

I think I'm turning Canadian...

la429
03-24-2008, 04:30 PM
Don't call me stupid but I put the Blockbuster store movie in the Net flix envelope and sent it and I have the Net flix movie at home!

TheTempest
03-24-2008, 04:31 PM
Sure, but it doesn't help the ol' grade point average...

I keep ignoring the homework but it's still there. I still see the book... and my notepads. How long before it goes away?

mizzou
03-24-2008, 04:31 PM
i dont really care if i just insulted chicagoeditor because You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

Lady Jade
03-24-2008, 04:32 PM
I keep ignoring the homework but it's still there. I still see the book... and my notepads. How long before it goes away?

Just throw some dirty laundry on top, then you'll never find 'em! ;D

Mastridonicus
03-24-2008, 04:32 PM
No, I haven't. I am deprived. And actually a pretty new member, I just have no life so I post a lot. LOL

No...life?
Oh shit Tempest, you GOTTA try some of mine, it's free. Such a trippy high. *snort*

TheTempest
03-24-2008, 04:32 PM
Don't call me stupid but I put the Blockbuster store movie in the Net flix envelope and sent it and I have the Net flix movie at home!

I won't call you stupid, but I will direct you to this thread. http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=111007 ;D

G-Real
03-24-2008, 04:32 PM
I keep ignoring the homework but it's still there. I still see the book... and my notepads. How long before it goes away?

couple bottles of wine or shots usually

britt244
03-24-2008, 04:32 PM
i dont wanna go to work. i still feel depressed and blah and eating pizza probably did not help. healthy food makes me feel better.

Mastridonicus
03-24-2008, 04:33 PM
i dont wanna go to work. i still feel depressed and blah and eating pizza probably did not help. healthy food makes me feel better.

But doesn't pizza make the gas? And gassy strippahs are teh funny!

britt244
03-24-2008, 04:33 PM
oh my goodness. its taking so long to post because everyone is posting at the same time! by the time i get home iw ont be able to catch up. it will be pages and pages...

G-Real
03-24-2008, 04:34 PM
i dont wanna go to work. i still feel depressed and blah and eating pizza probably did not help. healthy food makes me feel better.

go to work, and then your burn off the calories of the pizza.....

...just trying to help with the motivation:D

Mastridonicus
03-24-2008, 04:34 PM
Don't call me stupid but I put the Blockbuster store movie in the Net flix envelope and sent it and I have the Net flix movie at home!

"CROSSING THE STREAMS IS BAD"

TheTempest
03-24-2008, 04:35 PM
Just throw some dirty laundry on top, then you'll never find 'em! ;D

What's really scary is, there isn't any dirty laundry right now!!! I might have to just throw the clean laundry I'm too lazy to put away on top of it. Hmm.... or I could just suck it up and write this damn poem and type up the script while I'm on the computer anyway.


No...life?
Oh shit Tempest, you GOTTA try some of mine, it's free. Such a trippy high.

Well, actually we were just discussing my lack of seeing pictures of RoseWhite. That fact being due to I've only been on this site since November but already have 1200 posts because I post aaaaalllll the time.

But I'd totally love to get high on your life, Mast. Please send one sample of your life... and pics of Rose. }:D

Mastridonicus
03-24-2008, 04:35 PM
oh my goodness. its taking so long to post because everyone is posting at the same time! by the time i get home iw ont be able to catch up. it will be pages and pages...

You may call me El Leeto Burrito. I post the fastest in all of El Salvador. You no catch me! UN-DE-LAY UN-DE-LAY YEEPAH YEEPAH.

gingerlee
03-24-2008, 04:36 PM
Mmmm, orange juice. I love me some orange juice this afternoon.

And in other news, I went to see my bitchy caseworker today. She talks to me like I'm stupid and when I get sarcastic with her she doesn't even realize what I'm doing. Good job Mental Health Co-op, you gave me the dumbest person you have on staff.

G-Real
03-24-2008, 04:38 PM
And in other news, I went to see my bitchy caseworker today. She talks to me like I'm stupid and when I get sarcastic with her she doesn't even realize what I'm doing. Good job Mental Health Co-op, you gave me the dumbest person you have on staff.

Why does it seem at all state-jobs, that the important positions go to the dumbest people? :O

Mastridonicus
03-24-2008, 04:39 PM
Well, actually we were just discussing my lack of seeing pictures of RoseWhite. That fact being due to I've only been on this site since November but already have 1200 posts because I post aaaaalllll the time.

But I'd totally love to get high on your life, Mast. Please send one sample of your life... and pics of Rose. }:D

Ahhh harshin mah buzzzzzzz. :D

Hehehehe she's the cutest. She made a thread in pic post. Hold on, I go find LINK4U2C.

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=108702 one in there.

And search the "Belly picks" thread in Pic Post, Yo.

She's the bees knees. (And she puts up with me. HOLEESHITISTHATACHORE)