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Limabean327
03-25-2008, 01:07 AM
Can't find my last post to play catch-up...plus i'm kinda tipsy, which doesn't help....DAMN YOU, random thread!!

Mily
03-25-2008, 01:07 AM
mmm yummm i like frozen blue berries too.


YES! They go really good with coffee icecream, too. I know, I'm weird. :P

Mikey35
03-25-2008, 01:20 AM
Why do you think people close their eyes when they kiss?

To heighten the sensation or to pretend they're with someone else?

Darcy Foxx
03-25-2008, 02:14 AM
owwww. dentist grade teeth whitening gel hurts.

fancygirl
03-25-2008, 03:02 AM
but i dont caaare.. if i eat it now it wont be here tomorrow.


yeah, I like using this piece of logic myself from time to time.


Hmm..I took it as "whens it my turn to live in FL"...now I wonder...

cute but a little...naive. everyone else BUT you read it the other way.


We hate you because you hate punctuation marks, capital letters and English syntax. Now take your your busy lill' hands off the keyboard and promise to make a useful contribution to the site when you post next. Give yourself two or three days to create a really bang-up post.

I love you, CE.


It may not know it is a troll, LJ. It thinks it's a grad student.

bwa-ha-ha! further proof of my love for your detective skills.


Gosh, there ws no need for about 3 pages of this thread. That was ugly!
Mizzou, I think youre probably ok IRL but learning the art of not making a bad situation worse might be a useful thing (-:

...Not!


Yeah, that booking is worse than stupid. It's fucking retarded on a grand scale.

another favorite TRT post
;D


Um, no. Please don't. Not trying to be mean, but I don't know you and you're new here.

oh just TRY for G's sake.

fancygirl
03-25-2008, 03:31 AM
I think I will make my lasagna now. Mmmm....I hope it turns out good!

:'( <--me jealous.



WHY did I buy that box of cadbury eggs? I know it was on sale and all, but 48? 48 eggs? I just wanted 2. Now they sit in my freezer. Raising my blood sugar from a distance.

how cheap does 48 cadbury eggs have to be to buy them? dear Lord woman!


Sheeeet.
Mine was allowing my waters to be broken by the midwife when I was in labor. I dont have any other regrets though really. Mistakes can be good for you too :)

my uterus just squeezed itself into a little ball and ran behind an ovary. stop scaring the uterus.




I had to laugh when I introduced myself to the DJ he goes 'your first time in Thompson?' I was like 'uh huh' he goes 'well welcome... sorry you have to be here because your going to hate it' :rotfl:

:laughing::yikes:

GoldCoastGirl
03-25-2008, 03:36 AM
Why do you think people close their eyes when they kiss?

To heighten the sensation or to pretend they're with someone else?

To heighten the sensation for me :-*

I do the same during sex. It's about blocking off one sense to enhance another sense.. it's the reason blind people have awesome hearing.

i'm a very sensual person esp. the sense of touch, taste and smell... visually.. it has its place as well however "in the moment" i will tend to close my eyes to "feel" whatever more ;D





in other news... where i'm going for work has wireless internet! i'm going to get access to it.. W00t!!!!!!!! ;D;D

fancygirl
03-25-2008, 03:37 AM
I really, really, really need to sell my MacBook Pro. Soon. Really soon.

as much as I need a new laptop, I'm a windows lady all the way!

GoldCoastGirl
03-25-2008, 03:39 AM
my uterus just squeezed itself into a little ball and ran behind an ovary. stop scaring the uterus.


hello signature!!! :wave:

fancygirl
03-25-2008, 03:41 AM
Um...that are be stripclub?

you now get a net high five.

GoldCoastGirl
03-25-2008, 03:42 AM
as much as I need a new laptop, I'm a windows lady all the way!


i used to be like you ... and now i have a MacBook.


yeah it ain't perfect however i much prefer it than vista anyday!

fancygirl
03-25-2008, 03:42 AM
OMG mum sent me a package with chicken soup in it...wtf... it was seized by customs. Shockingly.

canned or home made???


I figured it out. It's all a plot by Threadkiller. Jealous of Random's longevity, it has channelled its vitriolic envy into the ultimate weapon. It has figured out that the only way to truly kill a thread is to render the thread utterly unreadable, and it is close to succeeding. Sabotage, I say! Threadkiller, this means war! In the name of the moon--err, Random, I shall punish you!


SQUEEEEEEEE!!! -runs from the mayhem-


Males trying to be cute and funny and impress the strippers are very numerous.

which is why we're able to verbally rip their heads off like.... like... I've got nothing. They're just annoying.

fancygirl
03-25-2008, 03:49 AM
i used to be like you ... and now i have a MacBook.


yeah it ain't perfect however i much prefer it than vista anyday!


no talking until I battle my way through the last ten pages. I can't effing believe this thread moved 25 pages while I was at work.

fancygirl
03-25-2008, 03:56 AM
Sigh...

I know. But guys like strippers, it seems to be an unavoidable fact, lol. Guys like entertaining strippers with cute jokes, etc. Some dancers like it. Other guys imitate them. The chain continues.

show of hands? Anyone?


*runs away from thread with tail between his legs*

yup. but at least you saved yourself with the maple syrup thread. for now.........



I still maintain that it's sabotage perpetrated by a physical manifestation of the Threadkiller thread. Really, the simplest explanation is most often the right one. Makes perfect sense to me.

In other news, it always surprises me to find a pithy post authored by TOO, but this one in particular (not the one a couple above this post, but the one he referenced in it) was a minute work of art. Well done, sir.


which TOO post is this?



ETA: And I'm not a man-hater or a customer-hater in the least. There are several men on this forum that I enjoy reading and chatting with on a regular basis, most of whom I have Serious Hots for. But one cannot have a chat with a Sabotagical Manifestation. It is futile to try.

-sigh- I love you, you trekkie nerd.


hello signature!!! :wave:

HA HA HA! hilarious. I'm pretty sure that's the first time I've been siggied. but then you're a siggy whore for having multiple siggies, so I can't feel QUITE as special :D


but TOO was being nice... what a little shit.

WHAT POST!!!!!???!!!!!!! I WANNA SEE!!!

fancygirl
03-25-2008, 04:07 AM
I have peach pie. And whipped cream.

-Just thought that TRT could use a random delicious thought right about now.


yo, how's your cat?


Mizzou, learn to speak a bit less and listen a bit more, especially when youre new to a group of people whove known each other a long time. If someone hurts your feeings think about it and work out why - sleep on it even before shooting off the first thing that comes to mind. Its much easier to cruise through life than it is sweating the small stuff.
Try not to respond with supposed insults about age, dick size and deviant behaviour as its on so many levels plain stupid.

if you have to explain this, they probably won't get it anyways.


Indeed, I was provoking him. Because I knew he was a psycho, and had to reveal the ugly underbelly. But it's okay. In a respectful way, I too, love TOO. And when he gets mad and commanding! Whoa! Totally hot.

*SIGH* Ima cranky girl. I don't get to see said hotness. where the hell did the post go?



I'm not even going to try and catch up on the random. Did I miss anything good?

I GOT FUCKED IN A LIMO! WITH THE WINDOW DOWN! AND A BUSDRIVER LOOKED OVER AND SMILED AT US!!!!

My vagina is sore. That good, I got fucked hard sore.

My bf put his finger in my ass and made me scream. I think we woke the neighbors.

I have a finance test wednesday.

ROFL!!! I love you, and best of all I get to tease you in person!


I don't think you asked me any questions, although I could be wrong. Go ask some questions this week, make sure you're eligible!

You would have been a better POTW than I was.


what's a POTW?

TheTempest
03-25-2008, 04:13 AM
WHAT POST!!!!!???!!!!!!! I WANNA SEE!!!

The posts were deleted and the poster was banned for some remarks he made when TOO was giving him some sound advice. He was pissing a lot of the girls off, asking a bunch of personal/sexual questions here.

Paige says if we all misbehave again, there will be no more Random Thread.

:eek:

TheTempest
03-25-2008, 04:14 AM
what's a POTW?

Person of the Week. It's a thread where we direct questions towards one particular member.


WHY THE HELL AM I UP SO FREAKING EARLY?! I went to bed at one and now I can't sleep. -cries-

fancygirl
03-25-2008, 04:20 AM
ugh, just. finished.page. 1197. must.fight. through. fight.to. the. ennnnnnnnd... nnnnnnnnnnuuuuuuuuuuggggghhhhhh! *fights passing out*

fancygirl
03-25-2008, 04:31 AM
HA HA HA HA HA!!! I LAUGH in the face of TRT! fuck yeeewww, you stupid monster who grew 25 pages in the space of a few hours and managed to eat up a hot TOO post.

I have conquered! I have surmounted! fuck, now I need to go to bed!

LilyLove
03-25-2008, 04:31 AM
My boyfriend is sleepily getting annoyed with all of my post-work fidgety-ness. Sorry babe, but I gotta catch up on SW before I go to sleep!

G-Real
03-25-2008, 04:51 AM
Dude, wtf. Yek, apparently having the same birthday as you entitles me to Yen as well. A military guy decided he needed to tip me 1000 Yen because 'he could tell I like Asian stuff'. Lol.

Wow thats first class bull-sh&t;D

TheTempest
03-25-2008, 04:53 AM
Wow thats first class bull-sh&t;D

How much American is that?

G-Real
03-25-2008, 05:05 AM
Whoops deleted, misread your responce :D

G-Real
03-25-2008, 05:07 AM
Its approx 10 bucks

TheTempest
03-25-2008, 05:14 AM
Its approx 10 bucks

OK, then it's laaaame. It seems like he just wanted to get rid of it. But it's a personal touch, so it's not completely classless.

threlayer
03-25-2008, 05:17 AM
Here are a few Easter marketing fun facts to get you in the “post-Easter spirit”!

Did you know?

More than 1 billion Easter eggs are hunted in the United States each year in parks, back yards and on the White House lawn.

Americans spend 2 billion dollars on Easter candy, and eat 7.1 billion pounds of Easter candy each year!

Most children (74%) eat the ears of their chocolate bunny first. 13% eat the feet first, and 10% eat the tails first.

60 million chocolate bunnies are sold each Easter.

The most popular Easter candy is chocolate eggs.
BUT
The most popular Easter candy, after chocolate, is marshmallow peeps. 600 million are sold each year!

The most favorite jellybean flavor is cherry (20%), followed by strawberry (12%), grape (10%), lime (7%), and blueberry (6%).

70% of kids aged 6–11 say they prefer to eat Easter jellybeans one at a time, while 23% say they eat several at once. More boys (29%) eat a handful than girls (18%).

118 million Easter cards were exchanged this year.

Easter eggs are the most popular symbol on Hallmark Easter cards.

---------------
BUT WHYYY ???

Lady Jade
03-25-2008, 05:26 AM
Wow, TRT got shorter...

TheTempest
03-25-2008, 05:27 AM
Wow, TRT got shorter...

Yeah. We gots yelled at. :-\

hockeybobby
03-25-2008, 05:37 AM
haha...I eat the ears first too. :D

Lady Jade
03-25-2008, 05:44 AM
Yeah. We gots yelled at. :-\

Isn't the first time, and won't be the last. We all have our bad nights and can get easily provoked.

ellebelle
03-25-2008, 05:56 AM
Damn. I missed all the drama :( I live for drama!

On the upside I had a nice nap and sorted out all my receipts and shizzle to do my overdue tax return. I <3 giving the government money.

TheTempest
03-25-2008, 05:58 AM
Isn't the first time, and won't be the last. We all have our bad nights and can get easily provoked.

Yeah, I guess it's just the first time I noticed. Can't we all just get along and put people on ignore when we feel like ripping their head out their butts?

Kaylinn
03-25-2008, 06:00 AM
I got a myspace message from some creepy looking 47 year old dude in another state saying he wanted me to add him because he was a friend of Kaylinn's. WTF? He wasn't even in her top 24....delete.

sorry, a little late..I avoid TRT...
but huh? Only people I have added to my mysopace are from SW so far.
hmm..off to check out myspace now.

yeah... I only have other SWers on my friends so far. I dont even have a top 24 yet.
Avoid the creepy dude!

threlayer
03-25-2008, 06:10 AM
Here's a funny link for you strippers who would like to give a virtual gift of yourselves...
http://www.jibjab.com/sendables/362/Birthday/Birthday_Striptease_Female

stellaforstars
03-25-2008, 07:08 AM
I'm really in the mood to do a "told ya so" dance right about now.

Instead, I think I'll try to avoid this place as much as possible if I feel I can't keep from being snarky.

Lysondra
03-25-2008, 07:08 AM
FancyGoddess - Canned! Who the fuck sends canned chicken soup?!

And a nice young man bought me roses today. <3

stellaforstars
03-25-2008, 07:29 AM
Not having my meds to take is making me feel really sick. Like, I don't even want to get out of bed. My stomach feels like it's all torn up inside. I don't know which one's doing it, but I hate whichever pill it is.

G-Real
03-25-2008, 07:31 AM
Yay! , someone returned my lost item on the train....as much as I despise the T sometimes, thank god I don't have to spend extra $$$

ellebelle
03-25-2008, 07:32 AM
Lysondra you need to watch Border Security more. Cardboard boxes and canned chicken soup is how cocaine smugglers roll.

TheTempest
03-25-2008, 07:34 AM
Not having my meds to take is making me feel really sick. Like, I don't even want to get out of bed. My stomach feels like it's all torn up inside. I don't know which one's doing it, but I hate whichever pill it is.

I know that feeling. :(

G-Real
03-25-2008, 07:35 AM
Who's gonna be post #30000??

stellaforstars
03-25-2008, 07:36 AM
I dunno, but I imagine five people will try at the same time.

ETA: I also notice that due to everyone's interest in "trolls" and arguing, no one's mentioned that we're on page 1200.

Mastridonicus
03-25-2008, 07:38 AM
Yeah. We gots yelled at. :-\

And you're lucky THAT's all. Mistress D'Winter is a Dom you know.


I'm really in the mood to do a "told ya so" dance right about now.

Instead, I think I'll try to avoid this place as much as possible if I feel I can't keep from being snarky.

Oh but it's such a fun and well deserved place! :D

I -NEVER- get to do the "I told you so" party dance, but that's because I drag knuckles when I walk.

G-Real
03-25-2008, 07:38 AM
I dunno, but I imagine five people will try at the same time.

I tend to agree, I'm picturing atleast 5-10 people just pusing refresh, just ot see when its post 29,999....then all hell will break loose for 45 seconds ;D

G-Real
03-25-2008, 07:40 AM
And you're lucky THAT's all. Mistress D'Winter is a Dom you know.

You make that sound like a bad-thing...

kitty69
03-25-2008, 07:41 AM
how hard is it to get people together to get drunk lol?

stellaforstars
03-25-2008, 07:42 AM
Oh but it's such a fun and well deserved place! :D

I -NEVER- get to do the "I told you so" party dance, but that's because I drag knuckles when I walk.


I was think of Grace's "Told Ya So" dance on Will and Grace. So obnoxiously entertaining.

Mast, I do believe I would like to see you dance for us all.

Lysondra
03-25-2008, 07:42 AM
Lysondra you need to watch Border Security more. Cardboard boxes and canned chicken soup is how cocaine smugglers roll.

I stopped watching that when I was detained for 6 hours. It became less funny then.

Lysondra
03-25-2008, 07:43 AM
This is a post.

kitty69
03-25-2008, 07:43 AM
could it be me who gets the post?