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stellaforstars
03-25-2008, 07:43 AM
So who's it gonna be?
ETA: Kitty FTW.
Lysondra
03-25-2008, 07:43 AM
I'm going to miss it just because I suck at timing. Darnit. Post 30,000, you elude me!!
Lysondra
03-25-2008, 07:44 AM
I could always delete two of my own posts to make mine the post to be a bitch.
cameron_keys
03-25-2008, 07:45 AM
Having just seen the show live this gives me chills...GOD I wish I could have seen it with Kristen Chenoworth and Idina Mendzel!!!
stellaforstars
03-25-2008, 07:47 AM
^^I know, right, Cam?
Have you checked out any of Idina Menzel's solo work?
kitty69
03-25-2008, 07:47 AM
:dance:I iz feeling so speshul rite now ;D
cameron_keys
03-25-2008, 07:48 AM
One of the funniest parts...
kitty69
03-25-2008, 07:48 AM
LoL ;D
I could always delete two of my own posts to make mine the post to be a bitch.
cameron_keys
03-25-2008, 07:51 AM
^^I know, right, Cam?
Have you checked out any of Idina Menzel's solo work?
I have yes! She's AMAZING!!! I am such a big fan of hers!!
And that husband of hers...sigh...YUMMMMMMMMY!!
Mastridonicus
03-25-2008, 07:53 AM
I was think of Grace's "Told Ya So" dance on Will and Grace. So obnoxiously entertaining.
Mast, I do believe I would like to see you dance for us all.
No you don't. Seriously.
Tigersmilk even tried to teach me how to dance like a man, but, like my alcohol and coffee choices I further prove that I am a woman.
A tonedef woman.
I dance so white, I need sunscreen.
All in all, it ALWAYS turns into airguitar (whether there's an actual GUITAR in the song or not) followed by, all-to-often an actual circle of peers, and some ska-skanking. Actual ska-music optional.
So, yea. To observe the whole ordeal is one of the leading causes of abstinence.
stellaforstars
03-25-2008, 07:54 AM
Airguitaring works for me too!
I just need entertainments. Dance, monkey, dance!}:D
SundayMorning
03-25-2008, 07:56 AM
Why do you think people close their eyes when they kiss?
To heighten the sensation or to pretend they're with someone else?
Heighten. Sens dep = win.
Yeah, I guess it's just the first time I noticed. Can't we all just get along and put people on ignore when we feel like ripping their head out their butts?
I actually did, at first. Didn't last.
Off to see how many of my posts made it through the cleansing!
kitty69
03-25-2008, 07:57 AM
:monkeedan
Lysondra
03-25-2008, 07:58 AM
Sometimes when I see certain posters I have the urge to shout LOOK AT ME, IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME YET?!
Of course, sinned, throw stones and all that. So I don't.
kitty69
03-25-2008, 08:01 AM
^^^ Me? :(
Lysondra
03-25-2008, 08:02 AM
LOL... never you. Not once.
kitty69
03-25-2008, 08:04 AM
Phew, I haven't had a flaming on SW yet and thought it was coming ~ runs away to hide~ haha
SundayMorning
03-25-2008, 08:06 AM
Sometimes when I see certain posters I have the urge to shout LOOK AT ME, IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME YET?!
Of course, sinned, throw stones and all that. So I don't.
Heehee, that's totally me. I think that about myself all the time.
Lys! Hey, Lys! Hey, hey Lys! Pay attention to me! Hey Lys, pay attention to me! LYS!
Mastridonicus
03-25-2008, 08:07 AM
Sometimes when I see certain posters I have the urge to shout LOOK AT ME, IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME YET?!
Of course, sinned, throw stones and all that. So I don't.
I am SOOOOO here.
If not...
LOOK AT ME IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME?!
RoseWhite
03-25-2008, 08:09 AM
Tigersmilk even tried to teach me how to dance like a man, but, like my alcohol and coffee choices I further prove that I am a woman.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
Mastridonicus
03-25-2008, 08:11 AM
Heehee, that's totally me. I think that about myself all the time.
Lys! Hey, Lys! Hey, hey Lys! Pay attention to me! Hey Lys, pay attention to me! LYS!
I'm looking. Do a flip.
Budai
03-25-2008, 08:12 AM
Sometimes when I see certain posters I have the urge to shout LOOK AT ME, IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME YET?!
Without exhibitionism, SW would be dead, Lys!
I actually like to visit TL and splash around the threads like a goofy kid in the wading pool, shout LOOK AT ME, IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME YET?! and then leave.
Then again, maybe I just miss sparring with Alaska... :'(
Lysondra
03-25-2008, 08:13 AM
I AM LOOKING AT EVERYONE AT THE SAME TIME.
ftw.
hockeybobby
03-25-2008, 08:13 AM
LOOK AT ME PWWWWEASE;D
There are two bald eagles in the big tree accross the river. At first I thought they were fucking, but with the binocs I see they are just sitting close to each other...right in the tippytop of the tree. They will be heading north to nest soon. Everything is delayed by a couple of weeks this year...the weather is off. It's screwing with my maple syrup fun too...I'm getting very restless but the sap is not running. :(
Mastridonicus
03-25-2008, 08:15 AM
Without exhibitionism, SW would be dead, Lys!
I actually like to visit TL and splash around the threads like a goofy kid in the wading pool, shout LOOK AT ME, IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME YET?! and then leave.
Then again, maybe I just miss sparring with Alaska... :'(
That's true, but she's totally talking about me in this one. Literally, all I do is offer input that's probably as useful as a 2 inch hard penis, and then try to yuck it up with jokes that wouldn't even make Sinbad's audience snicker.
Stripperweb is a huge buffet of wonderfully intelligent women, and I'm that guy in line with a nasty head cold.
RoseWhite
03-25-2008, 08:16 AM
And the mods are our sneezeguard.
hockeybobby
03-25-2008, 08:18 AM
That's true, but she's totally talking about me in this one. Literally, all I do is offer input that's probably as useful as a 2 inch hard penis, and then try to yuck it up with jokes that wouldn't even make Sinbad's audience snicker.
Stripperweb is a huge buffet of wonderfully intelligent women, and I'm that guy in line with a nasty head cold.
You are the joker Mast. Don't change, humour is a wonderful gift :)
Lysondra
03-25-2008, 08:20 AM
TOO CLEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING INBOX.
I got something for you. :flirt:
Mastridonicus
03-25-2008, 08:20 AM
And the mods are our sneezeguard.
Really?
What if I don't sneeze with my nose?
ellebelle
03-25-2008, 08:20 AM
Ahh my ex brought me around The Pretender on dvd. Goodbye SW hello Jared. I wish my new boyfriend shared my love of cheesy tv shows. :( He just doesn't get my love of Macgyver etc
I lie. I'll probably still be on SW.
>>>Look at me, look at me<<<
Chicagoeditor
03-25-2008, 08:22 AM
I'm being headhunted. I just met with the hunter. It's nice to be wanted--especially if they double my salary.
ellebelle
03-25-2008, 08:24 AM
Chicagoeditor, think of all the money you will have to spend on strippers.
You can even TRAVEL and then spend money on strippers in otherplaces. Think o the possibilities.
cameron_keys
03-25-2008, 08:25 AM
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!
Actually...I havent showered yet,I"m in PJ's and a robe with no makeup....DONT LOOK AT ME!! It's SCARY!!!
TheTempest
03-25-2008, 08:26 AM
-Doesn't want to be looked at either. Hides under da blankies.-
Mastridonicus
03-25-2008, 08:27 AM
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!!
Actually...I havent showered yet,I"m in PJ's and a robe with no makeup....DONT LOOK AT ME!! It's SCARY!!!
But is there an associated smell?
I want to know if you please ALL the senses first thing in the morning. I have High Expectations you know. :D
cameron_keys
03-25-2008, 08:28 AM
But is there an associated smell?
I want to know if you please ALL the senses first thing in the morning. I have High Expectations you know. :D
Theres no smell..lol. But trust me, me first thing in the morning please NOTHING!! It's pretty scary
Chicagoeditor
03-25-2008, 08:30 AM
Chicagoeditor, think of all the money you will have to spend on strippers.
You can even TRAVEL and then spend money on strippers in otherplaces. Think o the possibilities.
Thanks. But been there, done that. I think I'll focus on my non-strip club pleasures with this (potential) windfall.
All Good Things
03-25-2008, 08:32 AM
TOO CLEAR OUT YOUR FUCKING INBOX.
My fucking inbox is, ahem, occupied at the moment.
My oral inbox, which is smoking, and my mindfuck inbox, which is writing this dripping-hot erotica, are both available.
Which one would you like me to clear out?
ellebelle
03-25-2008, 08:33 AM
Hey it was worth a shot ;)
Mmmm Jared the card counter.
cameron_keys
03-25-2008, 08:33 AM
I miss doing theater....:'(
Seeing shows live makes me crave the stage SOOOO much.(and the strip club stage just isnt the same..lol)
ellebelle
03-25-2008, 08:34 AM
My fucking inbox is, ahem, occupied at the moment.
My oral inbox, which is smoking, and my mindfuck inbox, which is writing this dripping-hot erotica, are both available.
Which one would you like me to clear out?
Are you smoking and sexing and typing to us at the same time? If so that is fricking cool.
And I want a cigarette.
SundayMorning
03-25-2008, 08:47 AM
Hmm Jake has a vet appt at 11:30. I need to get groceries. And I'd like to do some DVDs and make money. I thiiiiiiink that's all of my obligations. No, wait, should do laundry. Arg.
cameron_keys
03-25-2008, 08:56 AM
For anyone who isnt familiar with Idina Mendzel...this is one of my favs of her solo work:
She is breathtakingly beautiful and so incredibly talented it makes my heart bleed...
In fact..altered my sig to profess my love for her latest solo album!
Lysondra
03-25-2008, 09:09 AM
I think TOO owes me a cuddle.
TheTempest
03-25-2008, 09:10 AM
I look like I have herpes. :'(
Lysondra
03-25-2008, 09:11 AM
How can you look like you have herpes?
TheTempest
03-25-2008, 09:12 AM
How can you look like you have herpes?
I have this sore on the corner of my mouth. It's icky looking, but isn't ACTUALLY herpes as far as I can tell because of it's placement and it isn't all oozing. Also I haven't had contact with anyone with herpes to my knowledge.
TheTempest
03-25-2008, 09:13 AM
-whimpers- it's so ugly
I'm dreading going to class
Chicagoeditor
03-25-2008, 09:15 AM
-whimpers- it's so ugly
I'm dreading going to class
awwww. You're downright gorgeous. sit in the sunlight between classes. sunlight will fix you right up.
TheTempest
03-25-2008, 09:17 AM
awwww. You're downright gorgeous. sit in the sunlight between classes. sunlight will fix you right up.
It looks so icky... and it hurts.
Thanks though. I just feel icky, like it's SO noticeable.
IckyIckyIcky.