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Callyish
08-11-2007, 05:15 PM
Cally..You are seriously just gonna colapse one day. You need to slow down or take a rest once in ahwile.

Can't you just not book anything for 2 weeks, find someone's couch to stay on, and lay down on that couch for 2 weeks. With intermitten trips to the beach or pool.

You can come stay on my couch. We have good sun out here.
And then maybe some of your motivation will somehow seep into me. Win win situation. :P

Mmm... i'll do more then motivate you }:D

PaigeDWinter
08-11-2007, 05:49 PM
Well, when I asked rozz for her address again, she ignored me... so I have nowhere to send cookies *to* for rozz....


MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lady Jade
08-11-2007, 06:35 PM
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Paige, if you want...

PM me your address, and I will send you cookies next weekend too. :)

Lysondra
08-11-2007, 06:36 PM
COOKIES! YARM! expensive shipping, not so yarm! You included your address so I could send things back? *not sure if Alexxa got her package yet though....*

Lady Jade
08-11-2007, 06:55 PM
COOKIES! YARM! expensive shipping, not so yarm! You included your address so I could send things back? *not sure if Alexxa got her package yet though....*

They made me put my address on the customs form. And I put my real name on it... so, feel free to stalk me. ;)

Budai
08-11-2007, 07:03 PM
A Little Known Anatomical Fact

The raised ridge near the tip of the penis that separates the shaft from the glans is called the "corona" (). The primary purpose of the corona is to prevent the male's fist from flying off the end of the penis and striking the male's forehead while he is masturbating.

Lysondra
08-11-2007, 07:07 PM
They made me put my address on the customs form. And I put my real name on it... so, feel free to stalk me. ;)

HAWT!!

Lady Jade
08-11-2007, 08:33 PM
HAWT!!

I will make sure to leave a trail of cookies from the street to my building so you can find me easier! :P

RoseWhite
08-11-2007, 08:42 PM
Mmmmm, memories of fablulous cookieness . . .

I am an out-of the-loop dork. I just now figured out who this Lysondra babe is/was. How long has this been going on? Have I been living in a cave on Mars?

Lysondra
08-11-2007, 08:43 PM
That's good! I'm trying to be stealthy. And about 3 weeks. And yes.

RoseWhite
08-11-2007, 08:46 PM
Aha! I feel somewhat less disoriented now. Good thing Mars has a strong wireless signal.

*heads back to nest in the cave*

Lady Jade
08-11-2007, 08:49 PM
I am bored. And lonely. Dammit, why is no one in chat?! :'(

LuckyOne
08-11-2007, 09:49 PM
I just took a nap. I am really tired and PMSing. I do NOT feel like going to work and dealing with the bulls* Saturday night crowd. Last night they were grabby and obnoxious, and unappreciative. I have been sleepy all day and I have an important business meeting tomorrow that I would like to be prepared for. I'm going to check my horoscope. (Sorry for those who don't believe in astrology, but I think some of the statements are open to interpretation of the reader too...) Then I will decide.

Edit: Your love life is about to take a positive turn, thanks to your overwhelmingly good energy. Whether you're currently single, happily partnered or on the rocks, expect a positive change today.

This is interesting... esp. considering I'm single right now!

Tomorrow's (for after midnight) is:

Have you been in touch with your artistic side lately? Now is a great time to check back in with those impulses, and maybe to invest in some new tools to help you express the feelings that are coming up from down deep.

WTF? What artistic side? Still no clues as to whether work or rest is a good idea tonight...

miss marina
08-12-2007, 12:13 AM
I just now figured out who this Lysondra babe is/was.


I cant figure it out lol..

MrChristopher
08-12-2007, 02:09 AM
I hate everyone. All I want is a shower, an apple, and some serious shut-eye. Oh yes.

PostScript: The next girl who brings me a banged up mix cd with no case, that skips when I play it, AND THEN TRIES TO ACT LIKE IT IS SOMEHOW MY FAULT, is getting punched in the twat. Immediately. One love, ya'll.

::rant rant rant:::

PaigeDWinter
08-12-2007, 02:28 AM
Went to con. Had a blast at con. Came home from con. 4 hours drve time total, but not too bad.

I'm making pasta and sauce. Who is hungry?



I hate everyone. All I want is a shower, an apple, and some serious shut-eye. Oh yes.

PostScript: The next girl who brings me a banged up mix cd with no case, that skips when I play it, AND THEN TRIES TO ACT LIKE IT IS SOMEHOW MY FAULT, is getting punched in the twat. Immediately. One love, ya'll.

::rant rant rant:::


Keeeeee-rist could I love you any more right now? Is it possible?

Mily
08-12-2007, 02:41 AM
I cant figure it out lol..

Are you serious?

:-X !

Lysondra
08-12-2007, 03:27 AM
I'm glad some people can't figure it out. It means I've done a good job and done my best. I was rather hoping that would be the outcome.

Callyish
08-12-2007, 03:32 AM
LoL I find it hard to not see it...but I guess knowing you as long as I have has helped :P

Lysondra
08-12-2007, 03:45 AM
I've been editing a lot and trying to be very non-specific about things. A very generalized siggy, no location... but people who know me should get it. I'm glad because then only the people who know me will realize.

Budai
08-12-2007, 03:47 AM
I'm glad some people can't figure it out. It means I've done a good job and done my best. I was rather hoping that would be the outcome.

Lysondra:

According to the online sages at Kabalarian Philosophy, your chosen name "creates the overall conditions in your life as well as your destiny"...

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- Although the name Lysondra creates an interest in the deeper aspects of life, we emphasize that it causes an emotional intensity that is hard to control.

- This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the heart, lungs, bronchial area, and nervous system.

- Your first name of Lysondra has given you inspirational, idealistic, and dramatic qualities.

- You have a clever, deep mind and the talent to excel in highly inspirational lines of endeavour as a dramatist, musician, writer, or artist.

- You can be lifted by beauty in all forms and are at the most creative when inspired.

- Your expressive, affectionate nature responds quickly through your feelings, but you must guard against being possessive and jealous.

Mily
08-12-2007, 04:31 AM
I'm glad some people can't figure it out. It means I've done a good job and done my best. I was rather hoping that would be the outcome.

I wouldn't care if people knew who I was/is on here. I just wouldn't want any stalkers on MySpace or anywhere else to google my stage name and find me on here. This is my sanctuary. Your reasons are different, though. :)

miss marina
08-12-2007, 04:34 AM
Ohhh hehe i got 2 pms telling me who. I was wondering where she went lol...can you change your name on here??

Mily
08-12-2007, 04:40 AM
Ohhh hehe i got 2 pms telling me who.

And I wasn't one of them!

thefrog
08-12-2007, 06:29 AM
[QUOTE=PaigeDWinter;1168008]Went to con. Had a blast at con. Came home from con. 4 hours drve time total, but not too bad.

I'm making pasta and sauce. Who is hungry?




oh poo ! im SO starving i guess i missed out :'(



why does my jaw hurt ? oh yea i got punched in the face at work last night thats why ;D

britt244
08-12-2007, 06:47 AM
oh. my god. i knew i shouldnt have gone to work. i need to do some major damage control.

Minette
08-12-2007, 07:12 AM
I just spent the night on the couch with my laptop on my chest, 'cause I fell asleep while trying to buy a plane ticket. Brilliant. ::) Oh, and clearly double shifts kick my ass. Work today is going to be painful.


Oh, and I know who Lysondra is, but not why, if that makes sense. Obviously, the details can't be posted, but if someone wants to pm me to satiate my nosiness. . . ;D unless it is secret, of course. Oh, and just for the record, whatever the reason, I'm sad about it, 'cause I liked the pictures :P

I just realized that I've had my credit card for close to ten years, and I still don't have the number memorized - that's a good thing, right?


Maybe one of these days when I stop being so damn picture shy, I'll add you to my MySpace so you can see my ugly mug (when I'm not cheesin' it up at SWfests).

Your mug is not ugly. >:( I've seen it in person so I'm qualified to say so. I've also seen your boobies. }:D

Damn you SWers for getting me into saying boobies, bewbies, and bewbs. Oh, I ramble; I is tired.

Mastridonicus
08-12-2007, 09:44 AM
I'm secretly a Geisha.

Dirty Ernie
08-12-2007, 09:54 AM
Aww..Crap. Waited too long to book my Xmas trip to Maui and now have to shorten it 1 day. On the plus side I can plan something with my mom and siblings instead of blowing off Xmas completely like I usually do. On the down side I won't be able to have breakfast in an open air restaurant while watching NFL at 8 am.

Lady Jade
08-12-2007, 09:56 AM
I'm secretly a Geisha.

Wait... I thought you were a ninja? /:O

Budai
08-12-2007, 10:02 AM
Mutant Ninja Geisha?

Lady Jade
08-12-2007, 10:09 AM
I have to go grocery shopping, but I don't wanna. But if I don't, I won't have food. And I really like food. Like, seriously. I can't sit still for more than 20 minutes without needing something to eat. This is a real dilemma...

Yekhefah
08-12-2007, 11:11 AM
G-d, I fucking love tofu.

Lady Jade
08-12-2007, 11:53 AM
Dear Goddess... please make someone take these potato chips out of my hands so I can actually accomplish something today!!

Lysondra
08-12-2007, 04:27 PM
Ohhh hehe i got 2 pms telling me who. I was wondering where she went lol...can you change your name on here??

Not really. I was an exception because of my extreme circumstances. It would be unfair if I changed and everyone asked for the same thing. I also feel nervous just skirting around the topic so I'm going to leave everything at that.

ArmySGT.
08-12-2007, 09:57 PM
G-d, I fucking love tofu.

Without facial expression, tone of voice and inflection. I can't really tell if that is sarcasm. needs an emoticon. Because in my experience Tofu resembles the rancid sweaty dead skin that forms between your toes whne you wear sneakers all day without socks. Come to think of it tofu smells like that too. Could the Japanese be sending us cakes of stinky foot cheese and fooling us into believing this is some culinary masterpiece?

*shrugs and walks away scratching head*

BlackSheEp3
08-12-2007, 10:21 PM
AMP crew holla!

PaigeDWinter
08-12-2007, 11:47 PM
Jeff Fahey has such unbelievable eyes. Too bad the rest of him ain't what it used to be...

Mily
08-13-2007, 01:32 AM
I think I ate way too much tonight. I feel sick like I'm gonna throw up. Why does my mom always insist on Chinese buffets when we go out to eat? I'm tired of chinese food. No more chinese! Chinese food go away! Ugh...I'm seriously gonna puke.....:ill: !

britt244
08-13-2007, 07:55 AM
i keep having the worst dreams. i wake up in a panic and have to remind myself over and over that they were just dreams.. theyre always about different things, and i have more than one a night. last night i woke up 3 times totally freaked out and with my heart racing because of my dreams :-\

Chicagoeditor
08-13-2007, 08:10 AM
Another three hour radio gig tonight. This means: 1) I get to expense dinner and parking downtown; 2) I get to have coffee with dinner (a rare treat); 3) I maybe visit a SC after the show, as I'll be cranked on caffine.

rozz
08-13-2007, 08:32 AM
I r goin to Indy. Yay, vacations!

Chicagoeditor
08-13-2007, 01:32 PM
Whatever became of Pook?

BmiWMT14
08-13-2007, 01:50 PM
ahhhhh I just figured it out! ;)

BmiWMT14
08-13-2007, 02:07 PM
Whatever became of Pook?


If by Pook, you mean Pooka, see this thread:

http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=95608

LuckyOne
08-13-2007, 02:40 PM
Dear Goddess... please make someone take these potato chips out of my hands so I can actually accomplish something today!!

Lady Jade, you are so funny! It seems like you are always talking about food. He he!

Lady Jade
08-13-2007, 03:10 PM
Lady Jade, you are so funny! It seems like you are always talking about food. He he!

That would probably be because I'm always eating food!

I swear, if my metabolism ever slows down, I'm going to end up weighing 600 lbs. I just finished a bag of bbq potato chips and moved on to Cool Ranch Doritos as we speak... ;D

Mily
08-13-2007, 03:15 PM
I. Hate. Shaving.

Yekhefah
08-13-2007, 04:42 PM
Without facial expression, tone of voice and inflection. I can't really tell if that is sarcasm. needs an emoticon. Because in my experience Tofu resembles the rancid sweaty dead skin that forms between your toes whne you wear sneakers all day without socks. Come to think of it tofu smells like that too. Could the Japanese be sending us cakes of stinky foot cheese and fooling us into believing this is some culinary masterpiece?

*shrugs and walks away scratching head*

Oh, bite your tongue. You've just never had it done right. Tofu is absolutely my FAVORITE food, because it's so versatile and it goes in everything. When I typed that yesterday, I was having it grilled with fresh ginger and peanuts. Tonight I just had some fairly crappy tofu that was fried with no seasoning or garlic or anything, just plain fried tofu with really nasty sweet and sour sauce... *sigh* But it was still okay, just bland.

I really, really, really love tofu. Seriously. I have it almost every day.

Back to the randomness... I just burned 675 calories on the elliptical machine, AND did weights!

Yekhefah
08-13-2007, 05:30 PM
Oh my goodness. I decided to reward my good workout and make up for the bad meal by getting a fancy dessert coffee at the coffee shop. I am sipping some Swedish concoction made of coffee, milk, butter, rum extract, brown sugar, ginger, cinnamon, and I'm not sure what else. It tastes just like a rum toddy with coffee in it. I did ask them to make it with skim milk instead of cream, so I still feel slightly virtuous, LOL! I just wish it came in a smaller size, because half of it was really enough for me. But oh it was good.