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cameron_keys
08-15-2007, 10:46 AM
Waiting for my diner booth for my kitchen to be delivered.This is the most screwed up delivery company ever...we told them we werent going to home Sat-Mon...so of course, they try to deliver Sun. Ugh. Then we made the appt for today between 8am and noon. So they call around 11am to schedule a delivery date...WTF??? They had no record that we already HAD one for ...umm..RIGHT THEN.

Good thing I wasnt planning on going to work today because I'm going to be here all damn day waiting for this.

edit: OMFG..this is THE most screwed up delivery company inthe WORLD. They just showed up..the guy had no hand truck or any way to get this off the truck. WTF?? Apparently the plan was to drive it PAST my house...which is lovely of them, but I'd really prefer it IN my house. And it wasnt even the right thing as the box said 4 horsepower tiller on it.


I'm never getting my booth.....

Yekhefah
08-15-2007, 11:31 AM
Minette, I'm taking the GRE at the end of this month. That gives me one more chance to do it again in September if I have to (but hopefully I won't have to). I'm still studying algebra, ugh. But I've gone over the word lists for the vocabulary and practiced the writing, and I'm confident about that. I'm averaging around 790 on the practice tests for the verbal, so I just need to improve the math.

I'm applying to USC, UCLA, UC Santa Barbara, and UT-Austin. I'm looking for backup schools but not very many schools have PhD programs in Cinema Studies. UCLA is my first pick, but UCSB would be damn nice too - I'd get out of L.A. and go to school on the beach!

Mily
08-15-2007, 11:32 AM
I'm such a bitch. If I wanted to talk to men on here, I'd just go to work.

BalletBaby
08-15-2007, 11:59 AM
I got an apartment! I got an apartment! I GOT AN APARTMENT!!!

:dance::dance::dance:

phillyvixen
08-15-2007, 12:02 PM
My Fiance jerked off in bed this morning and shot himself in the face and neck by accident. I almost peed myself laughing so hard. This is the second time this has happened (the first was in his eye) and for some reason it brings me unspeakable joy everytime!

BalletBaby
08-15-2007, 12:03 PM
school starts in a week and a half.. i am not looking forward to this.


Ditto. HUGE DITTO. Boo. School. I must buy my books today.

I must get 22 hours of straight A's in order to get into my senior college or else I have to start over and pick a new major. Oy. It's gonna be a loooooooooong year.:headache:

britt244
08-15-2007, 12:06 PM
^ eek! why does it have to be straight a's?

dangerousdiva
08-15-2007, 12:22 PM
I feel like a pile of garbage, and I haven't been able to sleep since 8am ( I went to bed at 4am )

Red Bull is the devil, the smell, the taste is vile and it gives you the worst breath and stomach ache EVER!

I need to quit drinking at work and I have to go back tonight.

Oh yeah, I LOATHE female customers...nasty ass HOOKERS!

britt244
08-15-2007, 12:25 PM
^ i just loooooove that there are no female customers at my new club. i've been there a month and there have been 2 days that i've seen girls come in. love it!

i decided what to eat. pizza hut pizza.. grr. i just love my junk food! but i'm also in a working out mood, so at least i'll burn it off!

AlexxaHex
08-15-2007, 01:04 PM
omg omg omg omg I have to go back to work tomorrow!! Like, actual work!! With heels and skimpy outfits and stuff! And I am still kinda fat. Hopefully someone will give me a chance because I know my metabolism and it will melt off me in two weeks. :P

cameron_keys
08-15-2007, 01:07 PM
omg omg omg omg I have to go back to work tomorrow!! Like, actual work!! With heels and skimpy outfits and stuff! And I am still kinda fat. Hopefully someone will give me a chance because I know my metabolism and it will melt off me in two weeks. :P

Work??? :O Didnt you have a baby like 5 minutes ago??? You're a tough fucking broad!! Go get 'em!

AlexxaHex
08-15-2007, 01:09 PM
Work??? :O Didnt you have a baby like 5 minutes ago??? You're a tough fucking broad!! Go get 'em!

It's been 5 weeks! I feel great but my thighs and tummy need a little more tightening.

Taylorlila
08-15-2007, 01:27 PM
I feel like a pile of garbage, and I haven't been able to sleep since 8am ( I went to bed at 4am )

Red Bull is the devil, the smell, the taste is vile and it gives you the worst breath and stomach ache EVER!

I need to quit drinking at work and I have to go back tonight.

Oh yeah, I LOATHE female customers...nasty ass HOOKERS!

That reminds me of the 50+ woman that was TRASHED at platinum...playing stripper for everybody...telling us all how beautiful we were. It was actually pretty amusing...For once the free lapdances didnt upset me...

cameron_keys
08-15-2007, 01:32 PM
It's been 5 weeks! I feel great but my thighs and tummy need a little more tightening.

Meh...so do mine and I dont have a pretty baby to blame it on! As long as guys can still read your stomach tat, thats all they'll need!lol!

AlexxaHex
08-15-2007, 03:02 PM
Meh...so do mine and I dont have a pretty baby to blame it on! As long as guys can still read your stomach tat, thats all they'll need!lol!

Pfffft. I've seen your pics and your tummy and thighs look WAY better than mine! The tat still looks good though. :P

Lady Jade
08-15-2007, 03:04 PM
I am hungry, but I don't feel like making dinner. Does someone want to make it for me?

CallMeSky
08-15-2007, 03:05 PM
why do they make gaterade bottles so fucking hard to open?

LuckyOne
08-15-2007, 03:54 PM
I'm such a bitch. If I wanted to talk to men on here, I'd just go to work.

LOL!!!

LuckyOne
08-15-2007, 03:54 PM
I am hungry, but I don't feel like making dinner. Does someone want to make it for me?

You should have PF Changs make it for you. :D

Lady Jade
08-15-2007, 03:55 PM
You should have PF Changs make it for you. :D

I would, but rent is due soon! Bah, stupid boy for pissing away all our money!

*grumbles and makes mashed potatoes*

britt244
08-15-2007, 04:25 PM
i *need* to work out. so i'm going to pick up some fun bath stuff to motivate myselsf.. a good workout=a good bath afterwards!

Yekhefah
08-15-2007, 04:38 PM
I have to write a 20-page research paper to go with my grad school applications, because I don't like any of my old ones. I need to think of a topic. Gah. I love writing papers, but it sure is difficult thinking of a topic when there is no class or instructor to narrow down the options.

Nautilus
08-15-2007, 05:07 PM
so - you can write it on anything? that is wide.

BalletBaby
08-15-2007, 06:24 PM
^ eek! why does it have to be straight a's?

I got an F and a D one semester so it fucked up my GPA. I'm going to reappeal the F though.

Mily
08-15-2007, 11:39 PM
Once again, I got nothing accomplished today because I felt like crap. I can't get a hold of my school, either, to find out what went wrong with my paperwork that was "missing." I also can't get a hold of my VA Rep. >:(

Oh well....time to get some laundry done for work tomorrow, do my nails, and break out the road atlas to start preparing for my trip.

Dirty Ernie
08-15-2007, 11:50 PM
OK. I found this on a site promoting features appearing at the 15th Anniversary of the Annual Gentleman's Club Owners Expo. I'm sorry but this reminds me of Wilma Flintstone carrying 2 pterodactyl eggs to the stove to cook for Fred's breakfast. Maybe Dr. Wulf's handiwork?

http://exoticdancer.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/caseyjames07.jpg

Mily
08-16-2007, 01:05 AM
I can't find my road atlas! That thing was like 30 bucks. Where the fuck is it???

*sigh*

Nail time.

I'm hungry again. I'm such a pig now.

Mily
08-16-2007, 01:12 AM
http://exoticdancer.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/caseyjames07.jpg

Um. Those are really scary looking. :O

Callyish
08-16-2007, 01:14 AM
It looks like shes holding some fake skin coloured thingies at her chest :O

Lysondra
08-16-2007, 03:32 AM
OK. I found this on a site promoting features appearing at the 15th Anniversary of the Annual Gentleman's Club Owners Expo. I'm sorry but this reminds me of Wilma Flintstone carrying 2 pterodactyl eggs to the stove to cook for Fred's breakfast. Maybe Dr. Wulf's handiwork?

http://exoticdancer.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/caseyjames07.jpg

Your thought process is my photoshop command:

http://www.morriganslayde.com/post/caseyjames072.jpg

sun child
08-16-2007, 03:38 AM
I've paid off all my debts, including student loans and credit card debt. I also saved 1K for next year's car insurance. I've also been working sober. I think I'm doing alright.

LilyLove
08-16-2007, 03:46 AM
Your thought process is my photoshop command:

http://www.morriganslayde.com/post/caseyjames072.jpg

Stop catering to my fetishes. You bitch. I might become a fiend. Mmmm dinasaur eggs...

Kaylinn
08-16-2007, 04:51 AM
OK. I found this on a site promoting features appearing at the 15th Anniversary of the Annual Gentleman's Club Owners Expo. I'm sorry but this reminds me of Wilma Flintstone carrying 2 pterodactyl eggs to the stove to cook for Fred's breakfast. Maybe Dr. Wulf's handiwork?

http://exoticdancer.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/caseyjames07.jpg


Her nipples look like....Crazy eyes from that Adam Sandler movie....
Her nipples are all crossed eyed lookin...

And I wonder if she let go...if they'd just fall off or somrhitng...cause they don't look like they stay up by themselves....

These actually kind of freak me out.

miss marina
08-16-2007, 05:33 AM
^ LOL crazy eyes!!

Mily
08-16-2007, 11:09 AM
Your thought process is my photoshop command:

http://www.morriganslayde.com/post/caseyjames072.jpg

MMMMmmmmm....dinosaur omelette anybody?

cameron_keys
08-16-2007, 11:34 AM
GOD DAMN IT!!! This fucking delivery company is PISSING ME OFF. Now they are tacking on another $100 (that they "forgot" to put on the bill) PLUS trying to double bill me for something they have already charged the shipper for. And I still dont have my FUCKING BOOTH. AND they are supposedly not alllowed to bring it any further then the curb..which..how the fuck I'm supposed to get a 400 pound diner booth into the house is beyond me.

AND the dinosaur in front of me at the produce market wrote a CHECK...who writes checks anymore??? Her bill was $30.91. KNow how I know that? Because she asked TWENTY SEVEN TIMES. "it's 20 dollars?" "no maam..its $30.91" "$30 dollars?" "yes...$30.91" "Nine cents?" I swear I was thisclose to ripping the check out of her hand and writing it out myself. Then she blocked the exit door while going over her reciept with a fine toothe comb...and couldnt hear me say "EXCUSE ME"..I had to physically move her cart.

THEN....the supermarket credit card swiper breaks at the ONLY open register. SO it took 20 minutes to fix THAT before the woman in front of me could pay for her groceries. My ice cream melted.



I am NOT having a good day. GOD help the next person who PISSES ME OFF. My guns are loaded.....

Yekhefah
08-16-2007, 11:39 AM
What the hell delivery company is this, Cameron? I want to make sure I never use them!

cameron_keys
08-16-2007, 11:49 AM
What the hell delivery company is this, Cameron? I want to make sure I never use them!

Estes in Miami. Of course they are blaming somone else for all the screw ups. This delivery has been screwed up 5 times now. And I still dont have it...supposed to be here any minute but I'll believe it when I see it.I think they only operate in this area(companies send products to them...then they distribute where they are supposed to go)so unless you move to south FL ..you shouldnt have to deal with them.

Hubby already talked to a lawyer friend...he said that putting a stop payment on a check can be a criminal offense in the state of FL. I'm condsidering it anyway. Or just giving the driver a check for the lower amount the bill I have now is for and telling him to tell his bosses to go fuck themselves for the rest.

Yekhefah
08-16-2007, 12:00 PM
^^^ That second option is definitely what I would do.

Deni
08-16-2007, 12:01 PM
Yay! I cleaned out the fridge and it doesn't smell funny anymore!

:dance:

sxybrat07
08-16-2007, 12:05 PM
I've got a fridge, I've got a fridge, I've got a fridge hey hey hey hey!

Yay! New fridge! Yay! New glass top stove! I can have FOOD again! No more fast food la la la la la laaaaaaaaaa....

:dance: :dance: :dance:

cameron_keys
08-16-2007, 12:13 PM
^^^ That second option is definitely what I would do.

OK ..well..I have it. Finally. I had to give a check for the whole amount because the guy told me that they told him to check it ..and he'd prob be docked the differance if it was wrong. It wasnt HIS fault..and at least he was nice enough to break the box down and pull all the pieces into the house for me, even though they basically told me he wasnt allowed to do that. Having boobs is nice...
I'll fight it out with them now. I may put a stop payment on it...or transfer all the money into another account so the funds arent available.I dont know. The shipper said he would take care of the double billing crap and make sure that was refunded back to us.

But at least I have my diner booth so my retro 50's diner kitchen is almost complete!

Yekhefah
08-16-2007, 12:50 PM
I'm tired and sore and I don't really feel like going to work tonight. I want to eat some pizza and go see a movie. My knees hurt and they could use a rest.

But I still have another $4000 to make my goal for the month, so off I go to slather on some arnica and plow through another three days... will go to a movie on Saturday, maybe, if I don't go hiking. I haven't seen Ratatouille yet and I hear it's great.

Chicagoeditor
08-16-2007, 03:33 PM
Taking Friday off. Tons o' plans, starting with yoga and ending with VIPs (if I don't burn out after dinner!).

sxybrat07
08-16-2007, 04:46 PM
I waited too long to eat, and now I feel like crap. On the plus side, I have REAL food to eat, since I have a fridge. And of course, since I feel crappy and hot, my cat wants to cuddle. Gah, no more heat!

Deni
08-16-2007, 05:17 PM
Yeah, you having a fridge is WAY better news than me cleaning mine out. :P

Lady Jade
08-16-2007, 06:55 PM
Mmmm... shrimp fried rice... chicken with broccoli... spring roll... I'm in Chinese food heaven!

snoopy
08-16-2007, 06:57 PM
Mmmm... shrimp fried rice... chicken with broccoli... spring roll... I'm in Chinese food heaven!we just did noodle chu, babeeee! neeener neeener! :P

Lady Jade
08-16-2007, 07:03 PM
we just did noodle chu, babeeee! neeener neeener! :P

Psh, our local place blows all other places out of the water! It's like Chinese food nirvana!

Minette
08-16-2007, 09:47 PM
Minette, I'm taking the GRE at the end of this month. That gives me one more chance to do it again in September if I have to (but hopefully I won't have to). I'm still studying algebra, ugh. But I've gone over the word lists for the vocabulary and practiced the writing, and I'm confident about that. I'm averaging around 790 on the practice tests for the verbal, so I just need to improve the math.

I'm applying to USC, UCLA, UC Santa Barbara, and UT-Austin. I'm looking for backup schools but not very many schools have PhD programs in Cinema Studies. UCLA is my first pick, but UCSB would be damn nice too - I'd get out of L.A. and go to school on the beach!

Congrats on your practice scores! Also, congrats on getting it all out of the way so early - I'm not going to be taking it for a couple months. Do you have to take a subject test? I'm gonna have to take the psych subject test - I can't even begin to tell you how unexcited I am about it. Tomorrow, I pick up a GRE study booklet for the general, I got some huge psych study booklets today.

Funny - I'm looking at UCLA as well, although I'm kinda scared of L.A., watching the L Word has convinced me that the lesbian population there would make me want to rip out my hair within three months, well, maybe four. There's around ten schools or so that I'm going to apply to - one in Iowa. :O Sadly, Clinical Psych PhD programs are so damn competitive that I'm just going to have to apply to all that I'm interested in and take what comes up. I cross my fingers for your studying - I'll be joining you in the process soon.