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Lysondra
08-17-2007, 06:08 PM
I have a crush on a guy with a kid. Alexxa knows why this is probably a bad idea. >_<

hannah83
08-17-2007, 06:27 PM
I was licked today at work. Had my back to the guy for like 2 seconds and he licked me up my entire back. :yuck:

Took all of my restraint to not throw up right then and there. Why do guys think it's okay to do this kind of stuff? It's great and all that you think I'm sexy but for the love of all that is holy...KEEP YOUR TONGUE TO YOURSELF. It's not ever going to turn me on, and if you want to continue to try to lick me. I'm going to grab your tongue and give it a pull.

Seriously. Knock it off. I should just spray hairspray all over myself. Maybe then they'd learn. Get an awful taste in your mouth and you'll think twice before you do that again...

on another topic, i should be packing right now. But i'm not. I'm just laying in bed, thinking about all the things I should be doing. ::)

TigersMilk
08-17-2007, 06:34 PM
Yay! I didn't get fired today. :banghead:

Tart
08-17-2007, 06:43 PM
how about Im not going into work so I can sit at home and take naked photos of myself hahaha

Im going to go into work just to get my fucking check and bounce. I've not had a night at home alone in a LONG time

Lysondra
08-17-2007, 07:10 PM
how about Im not going into work so I can sit at home and take naked photos of myself hahaha

Im going to go into work just to get my fucking check and bounce. I've not had a night at home alone in a LONG time

HAWT!

AlexxaHex
08-17-2007, 07:26 PM
I have a crush on a guy with a kid. Alexxa knows why this is probably a bad idea. >_<

Cuz you'll go broke buying cute things for it? Cute things like kangaroo puppets? :D

Lady Jade
08-17-2007, 07:28 PM
Now my apartment smells like cookies. If only I enjoyed eating sweets!

Deni
08-17-2007, 07:29 PM
OMG! Cookies would sound so good if I hadn't just made this brownie/chocolate pudding/Cool Whip thing for Mox.

Plus, I'm still stuffed with BBQ chicken pizza!

Oh, and Bird loves me tonight...cause I'm cool, I guess.

:P

Lysondra
08-17-2007, 07:31 PM
Cuz you'll go broke buying cute things for it? Cute things like kangaroo puppets? :D

SHHHHH!! Nooo... I don't like kids.. remember... remember... I hate kids... >_> Yeah...

Did your little, um, loinbaby like the puppet?

Lady Jade
08-17-2007, 07:31 PM
OMG! Cookies would sound so good if I hadn't just made this brownie/chocolate pudding/Cool Whip thing for Mox.

Don't worry, Deni. I'm still planning on sending you another batch of cookies when the fucking weather starts cooperating with me. 400 degree oven + 90 degree weather + 2938547% humidity = No fun in the kitchen! >:(

bellasera
08-17-2007, 07:32 PM
I was licked today at work. Had my back to the guy for like 2 seconds and he licked me up my entire back. :yuck:

Took all of my restraint to not throw up right then and there. Why do guys think it's okay to do this kind of stuff? It's great and all that you think I'm sexy but for the love of all that is holy...KEEP YOUR TONGUE TO YOURSELF. It's not ever going to turn me on, and if you want to continue to try to lick me. I'm going to grab your tongue and give it a pull.

Seriously. Knock it off. I should just spray hairspray all over myself. Maybe then they'd learn. Get an awful taste in your mouth and you'll think twice before you do that again...

on another topic, i should be packing right now. But i'm not. I'm just laying in bed, thinking about all the things I should be doing. ::)

Yesterday at work a guy stuck his tongue in my ear, like all the way! eww.
Dude you just met me 5 minutes ago.:O yuck

Deni
08-17-2007, 07:36 PM
Don't worry, Deni. I'm still planning on sending you another batch of cookies when the fucking weather starts cooperating with me. 400 degree oven + 90 degree weather + 2938547% humidity = No fun in the kitchen! >:(

No hurry! The humidity is horrible here between the tropical storm and the hurricane coming in...the Gulf kinda sucks right now. So I know whatcha mean!

It has been cooler the past couple days (because the A/C actually shut off during the day!), so I can't complain too much, though.

Oh...now Bird is head bobbing...he must want to dance with me! :D

PaigeDWinter
08-17-2007, 07:40 PM
Ok, Paige...

Imma get my ass away from MySpace and SW and bake you some cookies! ;D





*SPLODES with joy*

Lady Jade
08-17-2007, 07:40 PM
It has been cooler the past couple days (because the A/C actually shut off during the day!), so I can't complain too much, though.

Ugh, we don't have a/c except a window unit in the bedroom. We have it set to 75 when we go to bed (with the energy saver on so that it shuts off if the room temp gets to 75 or below), but it just runs and runs and runs straight through til morning! Even though we get down in the 50s at night, our apartment stays stuffy because it's so small.


Oh...now Bird is head bobbing...he must want to dance with me! :D

I want to see you guys dancing via YouTube!!

Lady Jade
08-17-2007, 07:41 PM
*SPLODES with joy*

Ok, cookies are all done and cooling!

Now... how to motivate my ass to get up early enough in the morning to *mail* the cookies before I have to leave for my reunion?

Lady Jade
08-17-2007, 08:49 PM
Hey Lysondra! Clear your PMs! :)

Lysondra
08-17-2007, 08:52 PM
Oops. Done.

Lady Jade
08-17-2007, 08:54 PM
Yay! You got PM!

Deni
08-17-2007, 09:01 PM
Ugh! Why?

Every time I get one of my stupid neighbors to stop playing their loud music all the time ANOTHER stupid neighbor has to move in and take their place.

I've got fans on and the TV turned up loud and I can still hear their stupid bass. Grr...

>:(

Lady Jade
08-17-2007, 09:04 PM
Ugh! Why?

Every time I get one of my stupid neighbors to stop playing their loud music all the time ANOTHER stupid neighbor has to move in and take their place.

I've got fans on and the TV turned up loud and I can still hear their stupid bass. Grr...

>:(

Do you guys have a noise ordinance? If so, you could call the cops on them.

Deni
08-17-2007, 09:09 PM
Yeah, I usually try to wait until midnight. It's just my rule. Most normal people are probably in bed (or getting ready for bed) by then, so that's usually what I do.

That, and sometimes they'll come around on their own at this time of night on a Friday because of all the problems they've had with the kids up the street.

So...I'm patiently sticking it out. That's one of those noises that just irks me, though...it's like nails on a chalkboard or something!

Lady Jade
08-17-2007, 09:22 PM
You could always do what I did in my college dorm if my neighbors played their music too loud - have really loud, enthusiastic sex! :D

miss marina
08-17-2007, 09:24 PM
I still like watching old sex and the city re runs. Even though i know every word..

Deni
08-17-2007, 09:27 PM
You could always do what I did in my college dorm if my neighbors played their music too loud - have really loud, enthusiastic sex! :D

I really wish I could shoot their porch light out with a pellet gun, but I think that would be too obvious! :P

As for sex, I guess it would hafta be alone...Mox is still working! :(

Lady Jade
08-17-2007, 09:30 PM
I really wish I could shoot their porch light out with a pellet gun, but I think that would be too obvious! :P

As for sex, I guess it would hafta be alone...Mox is still working! :(

Oh oh oh!! Play some cheesy porn REALLY loud!

Deni
08-17-2007, 09:33 PM
Well...considering they're across the street...it would hafta be pretty loud for them to hear it over the crap they're playing!

:D

Lady Jade
08-17-2007, 09:36 PM
Well...considering they're across the street...it would hafta be pretty loud for them to hear it over the crap they're playing!

:D

Hmm... they must be pretty damn loud for you to hear them, then!

Dunno what else to tell ya. Maybe... get up in the middle of the night and spork their lawn? ;D

hannah83
08-17-2007, 09:39 PM
LOL i love that word. "spork" it amuses me.

Deni you have more patience than me, I would have either called the cops or marched over there and told them to knock it off.

Tart
08-17-2007, 09:40 PM
I have been so horny the last week it actually disturbs me. Its a fucking addiction.

Im horny and very tired all week.

weird.

Lady Jade
08-17-2007, 09:41 PM
Lucky for me, my upstairs neighbor seems to be quiet tonight.

Perfect time for me to go to bed!

Deni
08-17-2007, 09:50 PM
Deni you have more patience than me, I would have either called the cops or marched over there and told them to knock it off.

Yeah, they've gone away (maybe out to a bar or something) in the past, and I'm trying to see what they do since they've been there less than a month.

As far as going over there...I'm sure they're drinking, so I don't want to march over there all by my lonesome to tell them to cut it out. I've also never heard them speak anything but Spanish, so I'm not exactly sure if they speak much English.

Ten more minutes and I'm calling, though! ;D

hannah83
08-17-2007, 09:55 PM
G'nite LadyJade!!

And good luck Deni with the neighbors. Hopefully they'll quiet down a bit...

I'm off to bed now too. Just realized it's 1am. How the hell did I manage to waste away my entire nite and not accomplish anything?

Deni
08-17-2007, 10:05 PM
Woohoo!

*Bad boys, bad boys...whatcha gonna do...whatcha gonna do when Deni calls the cops on you*

Maybe I'll get some peace and quiet pretty soon!

NatalieFRPhilly
08-17-2007, 10:25 PM
I'm wide awake and I need to be up at 8 tomorrow to go to the Quck Tags place and then babysit all day. I'm going to be dead.

cameron_keys
08-17-2007, 11:05 PM
Yippee!! I got a guy who liked me being a bich and spent a crap load of money!!

The meaner I was ...the more he spent. I fucking love guys like this...

AlexxaHex
08-17-2007, 11:05 PM
SHHHHH!! Nooo... I don't like kids.. remember... remember... I hate kids... >_> Yeah...

Did your little, um, loinbaby like the puppet?

Yeah yeah yeah...like I don't notice you always respond to the posts about babies and kids! }:D Trust me, the chalk gods always need new recruits.

I don't think she's really all that into...anything just yet. She can focus on things now, but she's mostly just eating or sleeping these days still. I'm sure she will appreciate it more in a month or two.



unrelated side note: Paige's interview made me love her more!

Lysondra
08-17-2007, 11:10 PM
Yeah yeah yeah...like I don't notice you always respond to the posts about babies and kids! }:D Trust me, the chalk gods always need new recruits.

I don't think she's really all that into...anything just yet. She can focus on things now, but she's mostly just eating or sleeping these days still.



unrelated side note: Paige's interview made me love her more!

I FAIL AT KID I FAIL AT KID I FAIL AT KID.

I hear somewhere that it was actually a bad idea to give pastels to kids anyway. :/ They should have black/white/read in the first few months and very obvious primary colours after that until about 2 to develop the colours properly. So perhaps the toy is too uncolourful anyway. Blah.

FAIL AT KID.

I'm glad you have her on formula now so you can visit me and take the FBI out of your basement... how DID that go anyway? Were they upset there was no chloroform in my package?

AlexxaHex
08-17-2007, 11:34 PM
I FAIL AT KID I FAIL AT KID I FAIL AT KID.

I hear somewhere that it was actually a bad idea to give pastels to kids anyway. :/ They should have black/white/read in the first few months and very obvious primary colours after that until about 2 to develop the colours properly. So perhaps the toy is too uncolourful anyway. Blah.

FAIL AT KID.

I'm glad you have her on formula now so you can visit me and take the FBI out of your basement... how DID that go anyway? Were they upset there was no chloroform in my package?

Well, I'm not exactly black and white and she focuses on me pretty well. The toy is awesome! You did not fail! :P She's just kinda boring right now.

Ha! We don't have a basement. Earthquakes or something. But the pool bathroom was loaded with secret service agents until I told them the package was just fuzzy things. I think they were disappointed to tell you the truth, especially the bomb squad.

Lysondra
08-17-2007, 11:38 PM
Alexxa, tell Tesla I'll kill his kid... in the 5 year old thread... I'm trying to explain but he's failing at understanding!

(And I have a thing for a guy with a kid... D'oh!)

cameron_keys
08-18-2007, 12:00 AM
Ewwww...the skittles commercial where the old guy is being milked is really gross

NatalieFRPhilly
08-18-2007, 12:13 AM
Ewwww...the skittles commercial where the old guy is being milked is really gross

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LG0zDltjL_o


Lol that commercial reminds me of the milking machines at the cow farm on Dirty Jobs.

thefrog
08-18-2007, 01:22 AM
I have been so horny the last week it actually disturbs me. Its a fucking addiction.

Im horny and very tired all week.

weird.

oh my oh my!! :faint:



Yippee!! I got a guy who liked me being a bich and spent a crap load of money!!

The meaner I was ...the more he spent. I fucking love guys like this...

:goodvibes some times i just love that, maybe not mean but FIRM dont like that wishy wahy shit...;D

MrChristopher
08-18-2007, 01:25 AM
I am far too tired, and have had a few too many Crown & gingers...but holy sweet fuck I really need to unleash on about 4 or 5 of these bullshit threads right now. Shhh, I'll be nice, I won't ruffle any feathers, but you know who I mean kids. Seriously. Did your mama raise you correctly? I just want to...ARGHHHH.

I don't even recall if I told the story of the mosquito named Frank, the hot girl's buttcheek, and the sad ex-boyfriend. I'm out, either way. Remind me later. G'nite.

NatalieFRPhilly
08-18-2007, 01:33 AM
Mr.C. I say let it all out.:) Besides I will only be on the internet for 3 more days I need entertainment!

britt244
08-18-2007, 01:35 AM
I am far too tired, and have had a few too many Crown & gingers...but holy sweet fuck I really need to unleash on about 4 or 5 of these bullshit threads right now. Shhh, I'll be nice, I won't ruffle any feathers, but you know who I mean kids. Seriously. Did your mama raise you correctly? I just want to...ARGHHHH.

can you, please? :angel:

miss marina
08-18-2007, 02:24 AM
I hate flossing my teeth. Twice a day i look at myself in the mirror while doing it and just think about how much it SUCKS!

Callyish
08-18-2007, 02:39 AM
I am so excited!!! I get to leave Calgary on Sunday... go to Winnipeg then... then... then.... I GET TO SEE SCOTTY!!!!!!!!! WAHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dances for joy*

Im sick of Calgary... as much as im loving having a kitchen these guys have been cheap bastards!!

"Its my birthday today gimme a few poster!!" to which I want to reply "Oh its your birthday?! Im so excited for you! Now you've gotten to stare at my vag for free so stop being a cheap prick and gimme your money!"

Callyish
08-18-2007, 02:42 AM
Also pms sucks... I hate having my period. I just want to gut myself with a fork and be done with it.

I hate bleeding from my crotch 3 - 4 days of the month. It seems everytime I find a hot boy to play with I end up bleeding so I can never fucking get laid. Its like the universes way of reminding me that im doomed for a life of no sex.

The_Oceans
08-18-2007, 03:39 AM
Yay! I didn't get fired today. :banghead:

*sighs in relief* I saw your original post on Friday morning while I was at the airport, and was all set to go "neener neener" to everyone cuz I had a great time hanging out in SD with you (the calamari, the dancing, the liquouring) - except my CrackBerry wasn't cooperating. Then I saw your second post and was just glad you got home OK and are still employed :)

I am sooo fried now, body & mind...I left the hotel in SD at 5:30am PDT on Friday, and just got home (here in the UK) about an hour ago, so that's about 21 hours of travel goodness from door to door. ::)

Mily
08-18-2007, 03:45 AM
:( Poo! Me so horny! All I want is a tall, hawt, blonde-haired, blue-eyed cutie with nice arms, a nice chest, ass, and a giant shlong to bang me really hard! I mean HARD! }:D I haven't found one yet. Where is he!!??? DAMN THE BAD LUCK!